#it’s pedro he’s daddy

[tessa-quayle]

Travel tip: if you ever visit Oahu and go to Kualoa Ranch and take the Jurassic Adventure tour, you’ll find out that several scenes from Triple Frontier were filmed there, too.

(apologies for the slightly blurry photos below the break - as seen at this ranch)

#triple frontier #film locations #the tour guide said ben affleck had to go to rehab abruptly during the shoot #hence tom’s random character arc/fate #yes i may have squealed seeing this randomly on vacation #another lady on the tour was a fan #it’s pedro he’s daddy #her words not mine ;) #pedro pascal #oscar isaac

[softiepedrito]

yeah, I know.

#if i speak #uhmmmm #he looks so good #wahhhhh #pedro pascal #jose pedro balmaceda pascal #pedro pascal fanfic #pedro pascal x you #pedrito #joel miller #pascalispunk #daddy? sorry. daddy? sorry. daddy? sorry. #the last of us #the mandalorian

[coulsons-band]

pedro pascal doesn’t owe you shit.

it is absolutely fine to be disappointed by his absence at cannes. i am too. but he does not have to be there.

for whatever reason he’s pulling away from the attention. the esquire article talked about how guarded he is and his socials have really slowed down. maybe he’s unprepared or overwhelmed by all the tlou hype. i mean his follower count went up by the tens of thousands the day after the premiere. that’s insane.

but some of you have lost the plot. the ones wearing d*ddy’s little girl shirts in fucking public and yelling d*ddy at him at events and trying to convince everyone whether he’s queer or not and complaining there isn’t an explicit scene of him fucking in the strange way of life. it’s not a gay porn made for your fetish. ‘oh but narcos!!’ that’s called characterization. read literally any article from almodovar and understand why sex isn’t the point.

interacting with paparazzi content and making cute little edits - jfc. that’s creating demand and supply and paparazzi know no fucking boundaries. man’s got anxiety and no doubt the paps and fans watching his every move are probably making that worse.

let him make movies and rotate through his four shirts in peace. pedro pascal doesn’t owe anyone shit.

#pedro pascal #sex being the whole point is what fanfic’s for #i’m not getting into an argument over ‘he loves it!! he calls himself daddy!!’ #that was a joke you all took way too fucking far #what’s he going to say?? ‘stop i hate it’ #you’d all turn on him in a second #and make it worse being like ‘idc i’ll still do it’ #this is exhausting #this is why i backed off in 2021 #when that livestream with his friend was just inundated with people asking about pedro #he could have lost a friend over that bullshit #she speaks #well rants but eh

[colleenispunk]

i want him to squeeze me.

#that may sound weird but I don’t care I mean it #he could suffocate me and I’d love it #pedro pascal #the last of us #tlou #joel miller #<3 #his smile 🥺 #joel the last of us #the mandalorian #pedro is daddy #narcos #HIS CURLS 😭❤️

[soft-cryptids]

They are just so father & daughter, your honor. 

#The Last of Us #Joel Miller #Ellie Williams #Pedro Pascal #Bella Ramsey #tlou fanart #my so called art #LISTEN #...listen... #I look at them and I want to scream into the void #to see them being both sassy and affectionate with each other ended me ok #yell daddy issues as loud as you want I cannot hear you over my own pterodactyl screeching because he is *such a dad* #and I love ellie SO MUCH #the softness #oh man #it hits hard ok #I saw the cheek squish and I needed a moment #SHEEESH #no I will not be normal about this #they mean everything to me #that scene was just. feels

[joeldidnothingwrong]

look at this slut

#how is he daddy and babygirl #javier peña #javier pena #pedro pascal #narcos #my gifs

[abbysslvt]

i want to be his controversially young girlfriend

#hes too fine #pedro pascal #pedro pascal is daddy #pedro pascal x reader #joel miller #javier peña

[darlingjmiller]

these two photos have single handedly ruined my day

#pedro pascal #i’m going balls to the walls crazy #why is he daddy and babygirl at the same time

[sugadolly]

❝you can ask me anything you want, anything, anything❞

#i've been bad i've been wrong #playing a dangerous game 🗣️ #i had fun editing this #he looks mesmerizing in black & white #tim rockford #tim rockford x reader #tim rockford x you #tim rockford fanfiction #tim rockford smut #merge mansion #pedro pascal #pedro pascal characters #lana del rey #lizzy grant #playing dangerous #daddy issues

[rosebarnes94]

#pedro pascal #pedro pascal is daddy #pedrito #soft pedro pascal #happy #snl #saturday night live #hes glowing #when hes happy im happy

[aniilaff]

he’s so boyfriend material….

i just wanna be held by pedro pascal.

#pedro pascal #daddy pascal #boyfriend material #pascalispunk #hansome men #i wanna be loved #i want him #he’s so fine #pedro pascal is daddy #pedro pascal x reader

[softiepedrito]

He's not that fine ( I want him so much )

#pedro pascal #joel miller #pedro pascal fanfiction #agent whiskey #pedro pascal x you #the last of us #hes so pretty #daddy? sorry. daddy? sorry. daddy? sorry.

[pink-andwhite]

i'll take care of you

pedro pascal × gf!reader

warnings: lots of fluff, shower sex but like pretty much just cockwarming, little tiny daddy kink, minors dni

he knows you're exhausted. he can see it on your face, the way you carry yourself. you'd been at work all day, constantly running around, busying yourself with your work and others. the moment you stepped in the door it was obvious how drained you were.

"hi honey," pedro mumbles, grunting softly as he lifts you, helping you to wrap your legs around his waist, your ankles hooking behind the small of his back. he always knows, even without you saying a thing.

"ive got you sweet girl, 'm gonna take good care of you, okay?" and you nod, leaning into his body and nuzzling your face into his neck. the slight scruff of his beard tickled your cheek and you sigh, eyes closing as you relax. he's so warm, so soft and secure. he's all you need.

pedro carries you upstairs, passing through your shared room and towards the bathroom. gently, he sets you on the countertop. "alright sugar, gonna undress you now okay? gonna take a nice, warm shower."

"mm," you nod your head, leaning into his calloused touch. he gives you a gentle smile as you yawn, lifting your arms up while he pulls off your shirt. "m' sleepy," you mutter, lifting your hips as he removes your pants. "i know baby." he replies, eyes crinkling in a smile as he kisses your forehead, your sleepy state making his heart swell.

he tugs off his own clothing and turns to the shower, turning on the water and twisting the handle to the desired spot. while he waits for it to warm, he returns to you, wrapping your limbs around his body once again. he sighs, nuzzling into you with a smile. his large, calloused hands rub your thighs in lazy motions. his hands move to the swell of your bottom and yet again, you're picked up and carried into the shower.

his warm skin against yours has you humming into his neck and as soon as your body hits the water, you preen, humming into his neck. "thanks pe," you mutter, tightening your grip on his hips, arms shifting around his neck. his hands kneed at the swell of your ass and he presses a soft kiss to your temple. "of course baby." he mumbles.

despite the overwhelming feeling of exhaustion, you can't help but be aware of the way his skin rubs against yours, his half hard cock prodding gently at your backside. you giggle into the juncture of his neck, hands playing with the hair at the nape of his neck. "what're you giggling about?" he questions, adjusting his hold on you. "you're poking me," you admit, stifling a laugh. he blushes, holding you a bit tighter. "sorry hon," he says, his left hand rubbing the soft skin of your lower back.

and suddenly, it starts to feel a lot warmer. the hot water and his bare body on yours all contending factors to the rosy blush creeping up your neck. "it's okay, baby." you mumble, softly adjusting so that his hardening cock rests against your core. pedro chuckles, choking back a pleased groan. "what do you think you're doing? huh sugar?" he asks, voice low bjt sweet. "please daddy..." you whine, shoving your face further into his neck. he lets out a laugh, kissing your shoulder. "knew it,"

he nips at your skin, adjusting your positions so that your back is gently pressed against the shower wall. once situated, you lean back a bit, removing your face from his neck. one hand plays with his hair while the other reaches down, softly grabbing his half hard cock and pumping the thick shaft a couple of times. pedro groans, tipping his head back.

"god i missed this," he admits with a smile. you return the smile and bring his thick tip to your entrance, rubbing it along your folds. "mhm, missed it too," you murmur, biting your lip as you line his cock with your entrance and push yourself down a bit, letting him do the rest of the work.

pedro thrusts upwards softly, groaning as he pushes his length into your slick heat. you sigh contently, feeling full, warm, safe. all you needed was him.

#pedro pascal #WHY IS HE SO HOT HELP #I WANT HIM #ZADDY #HES SO PRETTY TOO WTF #beefy daddy pedro #pedro pascal dialogue #pedrohub #pedro pascal smut

[bruciemilf]

Any hot takes or opinions about Leslie, Alfred and Jim Grodon?

OH!!

Alfred listens to gangster rap in his free time, but, he listens to female artists exclusively. In all genres. “Men speak enough, don’t you think?”

He can mimic any accent under the sun. EXCEPT for the “Jersey girl buying energy drinks at a gas station” one.

He just can’t bring himself to. Tim has this theory that their beloved shotgun grandpa isn’t even British and he’s faking it. He’s willing to die on the cross for it.

Leslie used to write Jason’s gym passes when he had to skip. Either because some rogue got a little too rowdy (and by God, she feels just a minuscule bit worse for them after Bruce is done with them)

I don’t know if this is feasible at all, but she somehow convinced his gym teacher he can’t participate cause he’s on his period. “…Well, this is Gotham, I guess. “

I think Jim gets into fights with the moms from his Facebook group, — specifically, his PTA group. (It truly depends on what version of Barbara you prefer, — but I love her in The Batman 2004)

Alfred keeps Martha’s wedding ring on his left hand and Thomas’ on his right. He only takes them off when he patches Bruce up. And he has their last words tattooed on his back ^^

Jim is sick and tired of Bruce dipping in the middle of their conversations, so he handcuffs them together until they’re done.

Maybe even a bit after. They should get to spend time together. (Harley Quinn series I see you and I hear you

#asks #dc #dc comics #alfred pennyworth #batman #leslie thompkins #jim gordon #also it really depends on who I cast jim as that day. Jim from Batman 2022??? father. catches Bruce choking on his vape and throws a fit #PEDRO PASCAL JIM GORDON. DADDY. GROUCHY ASS MF WHO STEPS ON BRUCES CAPE AND WALKS HIM LIKE A DOG #YEAH!!!!! #text #text post #jason todd #also jason ran to leslie in his mob boss days bc he couldn’t go to any other hospital #batfamily #BC JIM IS A BATFAM MEMBER TOO GOD DAMN IT

[pedrohub]

Pedro Pascal predicts Grogu's first word will be ✨Zaddy✨

#pedro pascal #ppascaledit #pedropascaledit #swcastedit #star wars celebration #mancandykings #dilfgifs #dilfsource #flawlessgentlemen #usermagsam #userconstance #userclayy #interviews #ours #gifs #cora #he's expanded his vocabulary from daddy to zaddy

[xxhypersomnia]

The Unbearable Weight of Being the Sexiest Man to Ever Exist

#god he’s so fine #pedro pascal #pedro #pedro pascal fandom #daddy pedro #pedro pascal characters #pedrohub