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#it’s just so BAD
loverjareau · 3 months
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nolan patrick ghostwrote this
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wittyandcharming · 22 days
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Man I really cannot write for shit anymore.
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sunglassesmish · 11 months
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Do you have a link to that barn scene op I am kind of noisy now 😅
i’m sorry, i’m not sure where i saw it and i don’t really have time to go looking for it now. but i’m sure it’s in the #spnsf tag on twitter
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eddiescorrodedcoffin86 · 11 months
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Can we talk about this fashion crime right here real quick because what is she wearing
Polka dots
A fedora (it might not be a fedora actually but idk)
A purple shirt
And a red scarf
It’s just… criminal
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soft-persephone · 7 months
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You got any more of them Nick Miller stuff 👀👀👀 literally anything. Im obsessed with Jake 🙌🏽🙌🏽🙌🏽
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Look at that gorgeous man 🥵🥵🥵
Are you kidding?!?! I can’t go throughout the minx tag without emotional and psychological damage!
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But for Nick miller.. I can only write when inspiration strikes and I’m tapped out atm! However, as with most life crippling addictions, he is always on my mind!
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I’m torn between making the next one funny featuring more of the cast of New Girl. Finally letting reader interact with them, especially Schmidt, or something more smuttier and perhaps a subby Nick..
I see him more as a switch! He likes strong women who can take care of themselves, but when he’s more in control it’s because it’s an emotional response to something and having sex is most likely easier than dealing with that. Because as we can take from the show he’s a bit emotionally stunted, but only a little bit, as he said
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I could go on and on, but let me stop before people become concerned for me…
Long story short, I’m not stopping the Jake Johnson works anytime soon!
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gettydoop · 2 years
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Wow, can’t believe there are ONLY TWO Bayonetta games…
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inplateaus · 2 years
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love telling people i thought stranger things 4 sucked ass because they always get so offended
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wilderness-king · 2 years
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Glee is a god awful show (affectionate)
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seamlessepiphany · 2 years
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I cannot even begin to put into words how much I hate sand
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faronnorth · 2 years
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remember when star wars put a purple wig on laura dern and made her the most insufferable character whose whole point was to teach poe that questioning authority is Bad and he should just shut up and conform?????? because i do!!!!!
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prehistoricmancunt · 2 years
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craig hella johnson’s music is . how do I put this nicely.. challenging to behold.
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samingtonwilson · 2 years
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your commentary on triple frontier is so funny to me because it’s so true lmao the best thing to come out of that movie is the fanfiction
that’s literally the only reason i’ve been trying again to watch the movie. originally it was just for oscar when it first dropped because we all know how i feel about him but i’ve come across fan fiction for it recently and some of it has been actually quite good so i was like ok let’s try again. and it’s just been so bad each time. i can’t get through it. even though now i’m like ok we’ll watch this for oscar AND pedro. even THEN i’m like yeah this ain’t worth it, this is terrible
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butchfalin · 7 months
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the funniest meltdown ive ever had was in college when i got so overstimulated that i could Not speak, including over text. one of my friends was trying to talk me through it but i was solely using emojis because they were easier than trying to come up with words so he started using primarily emojis as well just to make things feel balanced. this was not the Most effective strategy... until. he tried to ask me "you okay?" but the way he chose to do that was by sending "👉🏼👌🏼❓" and i was so shocked by suddenly being asked if i was dtf that i was like WHAT???? WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY TO ME?????????? and thus was verbal again
#yeehaw#1k#5k#10k#posts that got cursed. blasted. im making these tag updates after... 19 hours?#also i have been told it should say speech loss bc nonverbal specifically refers to the permanent state. did not know that!#unfortunately i fear it is so far past containment that even if i edited it now it would do very little. but noted for future reference#edit 2: nvm enough ppl have come to rb it from me directly that i changed the wording a bit. hopefully this makes sense#also. in case anyone is curious. though i doubt anyone who is commenting these things will check the original tags#1) my friend did not do this on purpose in any way. it was not intended to distract me or to hit on me. im a lesbian hes a gay man. cmon now#he felt very bad about it afterwards. i thought it was hilarious but it was very embarrassed and apologetic#2) “why didn't he use 🫵🏼?” didn't exist yet. “why didn't he use 🆗?” dunno! we'd been using a lot of hand emojis. 👌🏼 is an ok sign#like it makes sense. it was just a silly mixup. also No i did not invent 👉🏼👌🏼 as a gesture meaning sex. do you live under a rock#3) nonspeaking episodes are a recurring thing in my life and have been since i was born. this is not a quirky one-time thing#it is a pervasive issue that is very frustrating to both myself and the people i am trying to communicate with. in which trying to speak is#extremely distressing and causes very genuine anguish. this post is not me making light of it it's just a funny thing that happened once#it's no different than if i post about a funny thing that happened in conjunction w a physical disability. it's just me talking abt my life#i don't mind character tags tho. those can be entertaining. i don't know what any of you are talking about#Except the ppl who have said this is pego/ryu or wang/xian. those people i understand and respect#if you use it as a writing prompt that's fine but send it to me. i want to see it#aaaand i think that's it. everyday im tempted to turn off rbs on it. it hasn't even been a week
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lesbianralzarek · 4 months
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"life doesnt get better, you just get stronger" does NOT include ages 11-17. life does in fact just get better from there. those years are dogshit. like, you do get stronger but its mostly just a factor of not being 11-17 anymore. positive thinking helps but it doesnt fix whatevers going on at 15, you have to brute force through that one raw
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lgbtlunaverse · 1 month
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The world exists in such a baffling state of simultaneous sex-aversion and sex-hegemony. Every social platform on the internet is trying to banish sex workers to the shadow realm but I can't post a tweet without at least two bots replying P U S S Y I N B I O. People are self-censoring sex to seggs and $3× but every other ad you see is still filled with half-naked women. Rightwingers want queer people arrested for so much as existing in the same postal code as a child and are also drumming up a moral panic about how teenage boys aren't getting laid enough. I feel like I'm losing my mind.
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jude-us · 7 months
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I’m not exaggerating when I say this post changed my life. Seeing this as a terrified self hating 17 year old was like finding a fresh water lake in the middle of the Sahara.
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