I think… maybe Jason just deserves someone who crushes on him hard and doesn’t make an attempt to hide it, like “giggling, kicking your feet, thinking he’s funny even though what he said is definitely not funny” level straightforward.
He is startled by it at first, finding it strange even. But eventually, he grew to like the way that it doesn’t matter who you are talking to just before, you always beam when he shows up and undoubtedly leave the other person standing there waiting while he has your complete attention.
He isn’t used to people making it clear that they are happy to see him, let alone preferred over all the other people you could have instead.
And it makes him feel all mushy inside, all tingly and warm and borderline uneasy to be someone’s favourite.
It cannot be explained why you are so attracted to him but you just are, freezing in place and groaning into your hand because he’s just so hot and for what even though he has done practically nothing extraordinary.
But it’s a crush, and crushes don’t have to make sense, and it fills up a hole he has long forgotten is there at the feeling of being wanted without having to prove he deserves to be.
“I just… I don’t know,” you mumble into your palm, eyes curling into crescents as you try to hide your stupidly wide smile when he brings it up, because god he notices and it’s so embarrassing but he’s talking to you, “there’s just… something about you I guess, I’ve never acted like this with anyone else.”
And I think maybe he should get to feel special sometimes too.
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Gideon’s greatest appeal is that she’s so hot, right? She’s a tall, buff woman with a easy smile who’s the best at what she does and she also loves getting bossed around. She literally wants a woman that will tell her what to do and be appreciative of that.
Despite that she has NO GAME. Zero. Zip. None. She couldn’t seduce a woman if she actually tried too. If a real woman walked up to her and flirted she would blue screen, get freaked out and walk away. The fact that Harrow is obsessed with her is hilarious if only because Harrow has so much game despite everyone saying she’s a wet rat.
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my thigh pouches built in snaps werent strong enough to keep it closed while moshing so i replaced them with some heavier duty belts 😈
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John Watson saying you join me and my companion/colleague/friend/flat mate while the only thing I can think of is oh please cut the bullshit.
Companion is already the gayest word in existence and yet you want to salvage yourself by flat mate in a desperate try of not using roommate which is actually nothing more than just the second gayest word in existence and you and I both know it.
Who do you think you’re fooling John, my beloved sweet summer child, only yourself I’m afraid.
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Zoro would cringe so much if he looked back at his past self from when he met Luffy.
Past!Zoro: I can't cut this cell! Guess I'll just carry with my bare hands the guy I just met and instantly fell in love with while I'm bleeding out.
Zoro: Ughhhuhhshhhgughhh what are you doing iughhh it's so fucking lame why did I do that???? I couldn't even cut the damn thing and then I just carried Luffy like that ughhhhwghhh
Nami: This has to be so embarrassing for you right now
Zoro: Ughwhhhhhhughhh I was so weak back then
Nami: And you wanted Luffy so bad-
Zoro: Fuck you. Shut up. Shit, I was a loser. I hate myself. Iughghhh.
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Do you think we’ll ever get to see their houses? I never see you draw environments but I would love to see them in Machete’s villa or Vasco’s estate
It's definitely on my to-do list for next year! Trying to figure out backgrounds in general.
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ok anyways theres that common trope i think in both zutara and zukka circles where in a canon divergence au someone discovers zuko working at the teashop but they do not tell anyone else in the gaang that theyre visiting zuko in the teashop to see if hes still sus. anyways thats cute thats fun you know whatever. we love that. personally if doing this au i think it should be aang showing up at the teashop after passing out appa flyers and getting some tea before finding ! gasp ! zuko taking his order. and deciding he needs to accost him at his place of business. and then just keeping that shit a secret forever. in the same nature in that aang kept that blue spirit shit to himself until season 3. like out of anybody i rlly do think aang would just not tell anyone. honestly. aang should always be 5 steps ahead of everyone in zuko trivia. if zuko was a genre of jeopardy question out of anyone in the gaang i simply think aang should win.
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