#cal.ibrations

[ponytailzuko]

i have a reigen plush on my purse and my 70 yo mawmaw has really liked it so i bought her one. she put it on hers and she said she’s gonna bring him to church because “he is dressed for it” and very cute & handsome. she got out of the car and she said, “oh my little reigen i wont leave you alone im coming back i promise.” she has not watched a single episode of mob psycho 100 and does not know who this man is.

#cal.ibrations #first person to treat a reigen plush well and its my grandma. #reigen on a kate spade purse......... hes living a bougie life now

[babytimez]

me, showing up to the pta meeting to flex on ozai with my lemon squares: have you met my new son?

ozai, seeing prince zuko behind me: you bitch.

#cal.ibrations #djjd #fjfj #fjjf #asjfjgj #atla #zuko #ozai

[calenbration]

his store

#senyuu #ross (senyuu) #shion (senyuu) #thanks for the help on tagging kio #i hope this works #anyways #cal.ibrations #i never post shit here but whateeeever

[ponytailzuko]

for example, if you go into your alarm app on your phone, how many total alarms are in there?

#cal.ibrations #apparently 55 is not normal. and i need answers. #deeply curious . i need premade alarms in 30 minute increments or ill cry. #sorry if the increments are weird idk how to do this one. i think most people are like 1-5 but i also knew someone who had over 100.

[ponytailzuko]

"sentihumans are just like regular humans but made from magic!" is literally so boring to me. if youre gonna make sentis then have fun with it. i think adrien played a wax statue so well because he doesn't actually need to breathe and he only remembers to when people remind him about it.

#cal.ibrations #miraculous ladybug #ml #mlb #adrien agreste #this is for vig who wants senti adrien to be a vampire. and how i want him to be giving doll/mannequin. little freaky guy.

[ponytailzuko]

spy x family needs a school bake sale plotline where loid treats baking for anya's contribution like running the army.

#cal.ibrations #spy x family #'why would they run a bake sale at eden theyre rich' its ummm its a charity one or something idk. educational reasons. #anyways loid needs to get into the eden pta so bad i just think itd be funny

[ponytailzuko]

reigen arataka greatest psychic of the 21st century. internet sex symbol. champion at rock paper scissors. 4th place for whack-a-mole in japan. the original babygirl. the twink and dilf supreme. reigen is the peoples princess.

#cal.ibrations #mp100 #reigen #hes everything ... 2 me #also hes the og babygirl because the mp100 panel is the origins of the why does x call you babygirl meme #reigen is my personal princess diana thats the real purpose of what im saying in this post

[ponytailzuko]

[ID: A screenshot from the Quest for Balance game where Zuko's asleep at the Western Air Temple. End ID]

i love him sm

#cal.ibrations #atla #zuko #I MISS HIM SO BAD...

[ponytailzuko]

dropping out of college to start my dream career of going on a 3 year voyage to the corners of the earth to find the long lost avatar that hasn't been seen in 100 years,

#cal.ibrations

[ponytailzuko]

aang reading zukos diary like a gossip mag and 10 years later after theyre friends he is still pulling out secret info about zuko no one knew. aang randomly mentions "oh yeah zukos been to this port before he liked the chicken at this one restaurant" and zukos like ? i never told you that. and aangs like um. it was revealed to me in a dream.

#cal.ibrations #zukos never on their travels bc hes the firelord but aang is mentioning 13 yo zuko travel recs #and the gaang is like wow aang and zuko really talk a lot how does aang know this #they must be best friends #no both of them are just insane. sorry. #natla #wait also canonically aang and zuko share dreams. aangs defense is reasonable. somehow.

[ponytailzuko]

do you guys think iroh tutored zuko to take up the throne by relating it to the mission. prince zuko you need to do your pre-algebra. if we improve your skills in finding x you'll find the avatar in no time. this is why zuko didn't immediately blow up the country first day

#cal.ibrations #idk tho. its just a guess. #literally do not know how zuko did that fire lord stuff. good luck king

[ponytailzuko]

people drawing sans and reigen having an anime battle... stop it.. this isn’t them... the only reason reigen ever fights people is for self defense & for his students we all know otherwise he’d haul ass and run away. meanwhile sans is lazy af and the only reason he fights the player is if you literally kill everyone in the entirety of the game. fighting isnt in their heart... the people who are drawing reigen and sans getting married should do it more though

#cal.ibrations #mp100 #undertale #reigen #sans #this is a joke #cus this shit is so so so funny #but also it makes me sad when theyre mean to each other i think they should hold hands or something #go out for hotdog n burger

[ponytailzuko]

i love ladynoir from marinettes pov its my favorite thing in the world. she insists they’re not a couple and she doesn’t have feelings for him but if he stops calling her m’lady she gets so frustrated. cant see him with another girl. if she logs onto the minecraft server and chat noir did /unmarry she would treat it like a real divorce.

#cal.ibrations #ladynoir #miraculous ladybug #THAT EP WHERE HES KIND OF INTERESTED IN KAGAMI KILLS MEEEEEEE #the plan is that she marries adrien and also chat noir lives in their apartment.

[ponytailzuko]

zuko better than me bc if my entire family. great grandfather. grandfather. and my stupid ass dad. all failed finding the avatar and i found the guy itd be OVERRRR i wouldnt shut up about it. id make it into the newspapers talking myself UPPPP and theyd arrest me for treason for talking shit about the fire lord or whatever. like the fact he actually kept that shit quiet and tried to lie to zhao is crazy id be jumping out of my bones ready to tell the world i found that son of a bitch 😭

#cal.ibrations #srry i rewatch the first 3 eps of atla constantly and i just know if i showed up at zhaos place id be OBNOXIOUS itd backfire on me so hard #like zukos a dumbass a lot of the time but tragically id be way worse. very sad!

[ponytailzuko]

"you ever read fanfiction and there's something so absurdly specific that it must come from the author's real life experience." me when i write one of those fire lord zuko fics but instead of just saying "paperwork" i write full financial statements for different departments and act like thats normal to write in a fanfiction.

#cal.ibrations #zuko reads fn military-adjacent companies 10-ks #actually now i think about it does the fn have established accounting principles. they give me the vibe everyone is committing crazy fraud #zuko and establishing FNGAAP #zuko & bringing swords to an audit.

[ponytailzuko]

natla season 3. gaang is talking about avatar info and aang goes 'one second' and pulls out the gospel (zuko's notebook) right in front of zuko himself until everyone realizes zuko is with them now! and they can just ask him for his opinion on everything. this happens multiple times.

#cal.ibrations #natla #'man maybe zukos notebook has it written somew- zuko. Zuko! We Just Have Zuko Now!' #sorry i keep talking abt this plot point but its just. so funny. its . its my favorite thing in the world. #i hope zuko never gets it back. i hope it becomes the gaangs collective book now. #end of the journey when everyone is parting after the finale aang just keeps it still.