#it would be a clusterfuck

[peacerisendove]

Don Hall, Dawn Granger, Don Allen, and Dawn Allen should all get into the same room and talk about what it's like to share not only the same sounding name amongst the four of them in the hero community, but also what it's like to share a hero name.

#it would be a clusterfuck #Also if there are more dons and dawns in the dc universe/the dc superhero community I would not be surprised. #don hall #dove #dc dove #dawn granger #don allen #dawn allen #tornado twins #flashfam #flash fam #hawk and dove

[catpriciousmarjara]

Every single day I'm grateful for that time I stumbled on the SVSSS headcanon that while Bingqiu is considered highkey confusing and lowkey cringe in the demon realm, Moshang is known as the Power Couple™. They're the demonic love story. The 'It Couple'.

Just generations of demons sighing over the dramatic and bloody love story of the Northern King and his right hand man plus spymaster, yearning for one of their own filled with such glorious violence and betrayal! A classic childhood friends to lovers narrative filled with ups and downs and copious murder and gore! Love at first sight! The story of the loyal spy who rose up the ranks of the brutal Northern Court, culling his competition while providing vital intel to his liege, all the while infiltrating the most powerful cultivation sect in the world and eventually even becoming a Peak Lord! The slow burn of all slow burns! All kinds of spicy complicated power imbalances! Sexy, unexpected age gaps! Years of heavy plot! Decades of passionate courting! The pinnacle of inter-species forbidden romance! The tale of a man who swore eternal loyalty after falling violently in love at the very first meeting, calling a mere Prince His King in his desire and determination to see his beloved's ascension to the throne that was his birthright, and the Demon Prince who was unexpectedly presented with fierce loyalty in a life that had until then been rife with treachery and grabbed it with both hands and never looked back!

...and there's Junshan and the weird human he keeps around. Somewhat interesting if you're into that teacher-student thing I guess. There were very few deaths. Some bland murders. The trial arc and the self destruct thing plus corpse hoarding was interesting but overall very vanilla. Unseasoned. Not even a proper decade of drama. Kinda boring. And Junshan's half human so they're like Walmart version inter-species romance. But whatever the Emperor's into I guess. His dad was kinda weird too but at least his relationship with that human woman had some kick to it. The new generation just doesn't appreciate a long drawn out painful romance tsk tsk...

Like infinitely grateful to whoever first spawned that headcanon. Never fails to make me laugh. Honestly the most hilarious thing I've ever seen in this fandom. Hope your pillow is always cold and you never stub your toe.

#Also equally funny is how Bingqiu is the peak of romance in the human realm ala Resentment of Chunshan #And any human who heard of Moshang's story would be horrified but also very intrigued by the clusterfuck #Moshang is probably the equivalent of Hannigram across Jianghu #minus the cannibalism #scratch that there was probably cannibalism there somewhere #Shang Qinghua #Mobei Jun #Moshang #Luo Binghe #Shen Qingqiu #Shen Yuan #Bingqiu #Scum Villain's Self Saving System #SVSSS #Renzha Fanpai Zijiu Xitong #RZFZX #Canon Moshang is wild so I know in-universe fanon Moshang is wilder

[ofswordsandpens]

Am I the only one who thinks about how The Lightning Thief would have gone if instead of Grover, Percy picked Luke to go with him and Annabeth on the quest? Luke, who was sick of the idea of doing quests that had already been done was just picked to go on a unique quest by this demigod who he was planning to manipulate, and the quest was unique because he helped to make it so. And while he'll likely be plotting to hide the fact that he's a lightning thief, reworking things to take heat off himself, one of his quest mates would be Annabeth, the half blood he personally saved and brought to camp, whom he would have to work like hell to hide his deeds from.

listen I'm loving the comedic potential of this because in my heart of hearts, I feel like Luke's too enamored with the idea of razing Olympus for him to doubt what he's doing, but balancing that razors edge where he's actively trying to sabotage the quest and kill Percy while not tipping off Annabeth, and also trying to plant seeds of doubt and discord both between Percy and Annabeth and also about the gods while trying not to be too obvious about it because maybe, just maybe he can convince Annabeth to side with him.

except as usual Luke's nefarious plans are constantly being foiled by 2 tweens and its embarrassing cause they're not even trying. Percy's not wearing the shoes and keeps making up polite reasons on why he can't without seeming like he's rejecting Luke's gift (cause that would be rude) and Annabeth's like "well I'm gonna wear them then" and Luke's panics like "NO" but he also can't wear them so then they just stay in the bag untouched. then Luke keeps directing them into the paths of monsters in the hopes Percy's gonna get taken out but holy hell this kid just won't die. Like literally just escapes mortal peril by the skin of his teeth and doesn't even realize it. It's like an old silent film where the entire front of the house falls off and the guy survives because he just happened to be standing right where the open window is.

Then Luke's also trying to stir up some anger at the gods, testing the waters with Annabeth, but she's so in the height in the idealization of her mom it's getting no where. Luke's trying to be subtle like "hey... don't you think it's kinda of fucked up that the gods are..... uh... blaming? percy for this? and that he has to do this quest to set things right" but annabeth's like "what do you mean by that? 🤨 this is what heroes do this is how we prove ourselves" and unfortunately Percy is the only one vibing with the "hey don't you hate your dad" comments that's Luke's throwing down and that makes him fond of Percy against his better judgement but he's still gotta kill him so you know, bummer

anyway, in this quest AU Percy perceives Luke as the Responsible Adult cause he's 19 (lmao) and thus feels a little less pressure to be responsible for things himself and so when they get to the Underworld, Luke's like smirking, grinning, cause a. he's in in the Underworld and how many heroes have achieved that? b. the shoes in Percy's bag are about to drag that kid to the depths of hell or c. the lightning bolts about to appear in the bag and Luke will throw Percy under the bus to Hades (he's been practicing his betrayal speech) except wait "Percy... where's your backpack??" and Percy's like "oh I forgot it at the hotel 👉👈" and Luke loses it and picks him up to throw him into tartarus himself (he is unsuccessful)

#sorry I dont know if you were thinking about the more serious implications but this would be the funniest clusterfuck of a trio #in the best way #asks #mine #pjo #luke castellan #percy jackson #annabeth chase

[brother-emperors]

CAESAR AUGUSTUS AND MARCUS LICINIUS CRASSUS

this is about the spolia opima that crassus was robbed of lmao. like, yeah okay octavian could've asked him not to claim it, but nevertheless. a kind of theft happened there.

Fact and Fiction: Crassus, Augustus, and the Spolia Opima, Catherine McPherson

#this is one from the vaults I started a few months ago and finally finished. it’s always the furniture details that put things on hold lmao #the former co consuls are fightinggggg (?) #rome is built on top of other people. this is about both the imperialism-slavery machine and the way that all these guys would #politically devour their own generation to sit on a throne. etc. anyway. octavian specifically sits on a throne of other people’s #accomplishments. that’s a specific kind of debt to carry around your neck. or theft depending on who is doing what #this was theft. anything involving Agrippa was a gift so there’s an obligation to succeed which is it’s own kind of currency so to speak #sugghrhfh. every crassus always has to be like this. in my heart i always root for whoever decides to go up against rome #and then i'm stuck with the guy who should've got a spolia opima like. congrats on your win. i guess. i think. RIP. #ACTUALLY YOU KNOW WHAT. while im talking about this crassus. domina fucking sucks. what an absolute clusterfuck of a show #anyway. if anyone ever does augustan age politics again. octavia would be a great character if you want to invent shit #but also more importantly octavian should seduce crassus for this. thank you. #octavian #marcus licinius crassus.....christ how do i write down that he's the grandson of my crassus. i'll figure it out later #roman empire tag #drawing tag

[sonic-adventure-3]

an incredibly rough comic. i think star fragments would taste like a scintillating phantasmagoria of light, a severe electric shock, a newfound gambling addiction, and a hint of the nastiest artificial grape flavour you’ve ever tasted. sonic is imbued with the power of slot machines now

#i don’t know how comics work in the slightest i’m just fucking winging it lmao #genuinely i’m still figuring out how this shit works so if you have any feedback id love to hear it #i think the first page would be p good with some work. the second is kind of a clusterfuck but could be salvaged #the third is just funny (i hope lol) #my art #sonic #sonic the hedgehog #sth #my comics #frontiers #sonic frontiers #doodles #all that spawned this is that star fragments look like konpeito and i fucking love konpeito but i don’t have konpeito #can’t play any games these days without thinking of her (konpeito. because theres so many star items that look like konpeito) #very unlikely this gets past this stage cause i suck at finishing normal drawings let alone comics i’ve never finished a comic before #but i do kinda wanna finish this

[solarpunkani]

I think one interesting thing I’m grappling with in my quest to solarpunkify my life is how little control I have over what I can do in the stage of life I’m in now.

Like my ideal self would have a big, booming garden with dozens of food plants and bench seats and swings and a bunch of pollinator gardens in the front and backyard with a pond for wildlife. I can grow tons of food for neighbors and community initiatives, and host get togethers (bonus points if I have a fantastic colored-panel greenhouse like I’ve fantasized about before). I’d have solar panels wherever they’d fit, all kinds of lovely decorations, and live as green as possible. I’d eagerly give out seeds for pollinator friendly plants in one of those front yard seed boxes I’ve seen, maybe have a community fridge nearby as well. I’d be able to guerrilla garden and help with community initiatives, but still have free time to spend on myself, my art, my crafts. And a cat.

There’s plenty that gets in the way of that though. I don’t have a job, so I can’t have the big booming garden of my dreams. I live with my parents, and they don’t want the kind of lifestyle and decorations and such that I would. My mom doesn’t even like cats, or half the neighbors in the cul de sac. I can encourage and poke and prod my parents all I want, but at the end of the day its their house and what they want/can afford goes, and its not really what I want. Not to even mention that I’m shy, overall not very corageous, and more or less have no idea what I’m doing or how to navigate this world.

It’s definitely an interesting position to be in. And frustrating.

#out of queue #ani rambles #like would I have all this if I was on my own right now? #lets be real probably not id probably be in some shitty apartment #but still its like instead of hurdles to jump over ive got walls and the walls are my parents and the animation industry #i was gonna havr an inspiring point about ‘oh you just gotta hold onto hope that you can obtain it someday uwu’ but uh #genuinely its hard to keep that hope rn. have you seen my target industry? its a clusterfuck out there

[ofmermaidstories]

i’m not into poly situations or threesomes but i do think that if you were to maybe find yourself stuck between the rock and the hard place that is deku and bakugou it’d be deku that’d hold you first. like—his arms are tight around you and you’re trembling and he’s trembling and he has you facing Katsuki who’s across the other side of the room, nostrils flaring, and you can feel the shaky breath izuku takes against your skin before he says, voice steady, “I know you want this too, Kacchan.”

#anyways. just some thoughts. 😌🙏🏽 i would rather die than be involved in that clusterfuck but it is a fun idea to mull on #prompts and drabbles and other things

[hussyknee]

Apart from the fact that the whole discourse is a radfem exclusionist grift in the first place, we need "ally" in the LGBTQIA acronym so Robert Sheehan can sit with us. Where he belongs. I believe him when he says he's cis het, it's just that that doesn't make any sense and God make mistakes.

#funnily enough I'm not a special fan of him or his shows #I like him as an actor but his vibe is the queerest #if people want to go apeshit over a cis het guy with a non-cisnormative sex appeal they would go for robert sheehan #instead of harry styles who's a fucking phony #come to think of it this post may be more about my aversion to harry styles than anything #christ I hope sheehan isn't unforgivably problematic too #anti harry styles #inclusionist #queer allies #robert sheehan #umbrella academy #<- I don't go here but it's relevant to their interests #not tagging the sh*dowhunt*rs people because that's for queers with internalised homophobia #oh wait apparently he was in the MOVIE?? which was shit?? poor man deserves better than this clusterfuck #anti cassandra clare #lgbtqia

[mmelolabelle]

I sometimes like to fantasize about how much Corlys Velaryon would have fucked shit up if Alicent had actually managed to injure Luke in 1x07.

That man had a fleet, access to two full grown dragons with battle experience, money to burn and a pre-existing grudge against Viserys and the Hightowers. He wanted that smoke since the Great Council. And he clearly loved Luke.

It would have gotten very messy, very quickly.

#like to be fair to viserys there is an actual political reason why he left luke alone #because luke wasn’t just his grandson but an heir to driftmark #anything happening to him would have been a political clusterfuck of epic proportions #like viserys and his small council spend half of season one trying to keep corlys on side #FOR GOOD REASON #if the choice was ‘open conflict with the velaryons’ vs ‘sending alicent to the silent sisters and getting rid of otto’ #viserys might go for the latter #especially because rhaenyra his chosen heir would likely side with the velaryons #which would make viserys look weaker than he already does #and there’s no garantee that daemon would side with viserys if he backed the hightowers #especially if it put him at odds with rhaenyra #it actually could have averted the Dance #corlys velaryon #lucerys velaryon #viserys targaryen #viserys i #house velaryon

[murmel-malt]

KICKS YOUR DOOR DOWN

Tell me about your new OC!

Nat, I am kissing you on the forehead and pulling up the powerpoint presentation!!! thank you for indulging me!! ❤️❤️❤️

okokokokokokok so:

Her name is Hedaera (Daera for short) and she is Vissy and Daemon's younger sister (as of now she's the twin of Baelon & Alyssa's Aegon). She didn't get a dragon or a cool sword like her brothers but she did get the braincell of the family.

Baby Daera is the stereotypical pampered, annoying, daddy's-girl of a little sister and adding someone like that in to the mix that is Baelon & Alyssa's sons has been a lot of fun and a great exercise in creating well-rounded sibling relationships.

So far Daemon is my favorite of all the relationships Daera has. It is such a rollercoaster ride and I love it so much. Never thought Daemon would be my favorite in anything (other than a hitlist).

Still possible subject to change is her marriage, which is currently to the heir and later Lord of Old Oaks in the Reach. But I am pretty sold on this. A marriage to either of her brothers was ruled out on the basis that a) Viserys was too old for her and b) Daemon and her would have either murdered each other or made everybody around them fucking miserable.

#given that Viserra was bound to marry a Manderly I strongly assume that one of the oldest houses of the Reach would also be on the table #at least for a dragonless princess #i might consider expanding on a possible Daemon/Hedaera AU at some point though simply because of the clusterfuck it is bound to be #oc: hedaera targaryen #nat tag #fic: hedaera-verse

[farsight-the-char]

I don't think romancing Liara as Femship was the main thing to break my egg.

but looking back, I was perhaps a bit to giddy about "being gay" with Liara.

#liara t'soni #shiara #samus shepard #mass effect #n7 day #trans stuff #I was is a bit of a mental health clusterfuck back when I played the trilogy #perhaps if I had played it when i was clearer mind like I am now #I would have realized my feelings sooner?

[clownsballet]

okay so aziraphale gets to be catholic and gay and it’s good for the plot but when i try i just get traumatized ????? okay i see how it is then

#good omens #good omens season 2 #good omens spoilers #good omens 2 #the difference between me and him is that i would never leave my boyfriend for the church #i don’t really have a boyfriend at the moment but the point still stands #i do have a friend i’m mutually in love with though and we were dating at one point and now it’s just a clusterfuck but hey what can you do #he’s a fake ginger and i’m a fake blonde so we’re basically aziraphale and crowley in my delusional little head

[kleefkruid]

When reminicing about DashCon we don’t speak enough about how there were actual professional artists caught up in this clusterfuck. Like the people from Welcome To Night Vale arrived there only to find out their promised pay wasn’t happening and walked out, which led to the infamous  ‘extra hour in the ballpit’ promise to disgruntled attendees.

Also ND Stevenson was asked to attend but was left stranded and had to crash on the couch of WTNV if I remember correctly

#dashcon #tumblr history #like the ballpit was funny but this really highlight the unprofessional clusterfuck it was #and WTNV was the biggest thing on tumblr at the time #this is like if someone would lure in taika waititi and his cast now #and ND Stevenson again bc he's still exactly as relevant with his tv show now

[il-predestinato]

MOOD. 🙄😒

Charles Leclerc | post-race | 2022 Mexico City Grand Prix

🎥: Ferrari

#charles leclerc #f1 #f1edit #* #my edit #mexico city gp 2022 #mexico gp 2022 #tbh charles i too would have that expression on my face if i had to listen to my teammate to my right spew nonsense: #oh yeah car didn't feel too bad today #feeling was good and i did a good race... lol of course you did - right back in the midfield where you belong carlos #scuderia ferrari (derogatory) #this c*nt team and c*nt teammate helped turn a fast and beautiful f1-75 into an understeery midfield car 1m8s off max's pace #CLUSTERFUCK does not begin to describe this clown team and clown teammate

[akatsukitrash]

Its pretty much common knowledge that I dont like Naruto (the boy. Which is ironic bc I was crazy abt him as a child and picked up some of his personality traits) but sometimes I remember that from the moment Kushina died (which is literally like 1 hour after he was BORN) he wasn't held ever again. No one cooed at his baby feet, no one clapped when he took his first steps, no one comforted him when he was crying. I'm losing my mind

#his backstory is one of the ones that hit me the hardest in ALL MEDIA #its a brewing clusterfuck of trauma #the sheer social isolation #no one loved him. no one. #'oh but iruka' sure but he came years later. #if he was well written he would still be my fav character #but alas #for now all i do is go crazy abt his trauma

[iravaid]

What happens in Indiana stays in Indiana - lineup of the current player characters for the zombie apocalypse ttrpg i'm in with a beloved mutual

Biker is a current blorbo of mine whomst I want thrown into the blender. Drew is finding her Anger, Bree is ignoring a lifetime of dependency on others depriving her of necessary lifeskills, Joe is just happy to be here, and Brad is illiterate.

#tiny living dead #zombie apocalypse #character design #ttrpg #oc art #my art #biker #team clusterfuck #iraart #pls ask me abt these dudes it's been a massive blast playing this heehee #biker is experience whatever was going on in ethel cain's ptolemaea. good <3 #gen is sitting in her evil lair thinking evil thoughts and sending me texts like 'wouldn't it be Awful if x thing happened to Biker :3' #and i spent all of five seconds pretending how Awful that would definitely