#it looks like an egg

[fridgrave]

"you're a dad. you're a dad, aren't you? you're proud of your son. of your little baby boy"

"my friends don't realise is that there's a difference between killing a man and breaking him"

#charlie slimecicle #the sorry boys #VILLAIN CRAZY BITCH CHARLIE EVERYONE REJOICE #that's so qsmp coded even tgis white smooth baby dummy #it looks like an egg #he's really creepy when he wants to #i need more

[deoidesign]

sometimes I feel like discord is lacking emojis and so I make them myself. these ones in particular are my favorites

frog, toad, and soup!

Feel free to use them if you'd like!

#discord emoji #my art #digital art #cute emoji #custom emoji #I love these little guys #theyre just so cute GJSLKAJSGKL #I use them all the time #precious babies #and an easter egg.... #the frog and toad look like theyre kissing if you put them next to eachother... #right now they are enjoying a soup #but they are in love...

[obsob]

the accolade ( the...the cat-olade...)

#mine #original #i cannot even begin to explain the anguish. the torment. this drawing has brought me #and i STILL dont like it. i simply cant work on it any longer i cant i cant. i must be rid of it #eating drywall as we speak #you want to know how many weeks ive worked on this. THREE. ALMOST. #you want to know how long my other cat drawings take me ?? 3 days absolute MAX #anyway. begon foul creature etc #i havent left extremely long tags for a long while hello everyone good lord there are many of you #we are going stratford this weekend very exciting #its going to be a little chilly and i want to take my new coat with me but issue its not chilly right now so i cant wear it onto the train #i do not think. i can. stuff it into my suitcase i dont think that will happen #i am sure i will figure it out #also. no longer vegan . eggs have won me over. egg egg egg. #im having to restrain myself SO hard from buying more wool i want a shawl i want a shawl #i want more cute DRESSES why are nice comfy dresses 10000£ #i look on vinted and its like dresses for popping your pussy in like not. the vibe im going for thank u #anyway. im going to eat crackers now

[julijbee]

in awe of the beauty of the world

#art #tes #skyrim #sort of anyways. hes from skyrim so that is how i will classify what is going on here #teldryn sero #tes fanart #i fucking love this guy #sidetracked my quests to give him a walking tour of skyrim after his deeply endearing reaction to the college of winterhold #as someone who never used companions in all my years of playing this game i was thrilled to learn everyone likes this guy as much as i do #also he gets extra points because chitin and netch armors have my heart #the goggles send me joyous places #anyways the state of my sketchbook ever since i descended back into my tes fixation is pretty catastrophic #what with the amount of vivec happening. so look forward to that at some point i guess #ash yams.. hackle-lo.. goggles.. kwama egg.. sujamma.. cup... we are making tinctures tonight

[majunju]

egg

#genshin impact #my art #watching the trailers and seeing him without his hat on made me realise that he kind of looks bald without it on #kind of like an egg #still very cute tho #also a rare moment when i actually try and render smth let’s all cheer bc its not happening again

[biggest-gaudiest-patronuses]

putting my prediction on record now that the coming decade is going to see the rise of viral-marketed fancy at-home water filtration systems, driving and driven by a drastic reduction in the quality of U.S. tap water (given that we are in a 'replacement era' where our current infrastructure is reaching the end of its lifespan--but isn't being replaced). also guessing that by the 2030s access to drinkable tap water will be a mainstream class issue, with low-income & unstably housed people increasingly forced to rely on expensive bottled water when they can't afford the up-front cost of at-home filtration--and with this being portrayed in media as a "moral failing" and short-sighted "choice," rather than a basic failure of our political & economic systems. really hope i'm just being alarmist, but plenty of this already happens in other countries, and the U.S. is in a state of decline, so. here's praying this post ages into irrelevance. timestamped April 2023

#apollo don't fucking touch this one #serious post #not a shitpost #hope i forget about this post and have no reason to ever look back on it one day #fyi i'm aware that access to potable water is already a major issue in parts of the U.S. yes i know flint michigan exists #i'm saying that this issue is going to GROW unless local & federal governments work together to fix it. #so it's a matter of if we trust them to fix it. And well--do you? #what are the chances the government just denies there's a problem until the water actually turns brown #at which point it's already been common knowledge for years and people have just become resigned and that's our new normal #i'm mean come on. how many of us already believe that we're being exposed to dangerous pollutants we don't know about and can't avoid #like that's pretty much just part of being a modern consumer. accepting that companies will happily endanger your life for a few pennies #and the most you'll get is like a $50 gift card as part of a class action rebate 20 years down the line #probably the history books will look back on Flint as a warning and a harbinger that went ignored #luxury condos will advertise their built-in top-of-the-line filtration systems--live here and you can drink water straight from your tap! #watch the elite professional class putting $700 dyson water filtration systems on their wedding registry #while the rest of us figure out how to fit water delivery into our grocery budget while putting 90% of our paycheck towards rent #also eggs are $15

[sunsiarc]

drew a weird and fucked up bird

#never drawn a bird before #it looks like an egg #this is actually for my dnd campaign so if youre one of my players reading this you better keep quiet

[alienssstufff]

listen..my vision…

#stufffsart #bdoubleo100 #bdoubleo #bdubs #slimecicle #slimecicle fanart #(INSANE combo of names here) #qsmp #hermitcraft #hermitcraft season 5 #qsmpblr #hermitblr #mcytblr #but let’s be fr S5!Bdubs would NOT be in Bolas - NHO is like Soulfire to me more than anything -w- #q!Slime would HATE him #(but at least the egg fort for team Blue would’ve looked nicer if he were around)

[dailykeiji]

Can you draw him bald

today's keiji's is: like to slap his bald head reblog to slap his bald head

#he looks like an egg. or a very fucked up saitama. one punch keiji #you know i think i hate this. can you tell i don't ever draw bald people #your turn to die #yttd #keiji shinogi #my art #ask tag #daily keiji

[borkchoi]

never drawn a baby in my life so i had to try a bunch of ways for a shot in an amv i wanna make, i think think one was cutie

#he got hair cause he had more time to develop since hes a egg critter #and i dont like how newborns look #jrwi #jrwishow #jrwi riptide #riptide #art #gillion tidestrider #jrwi gillion #gillion #just roll with it #dnd

[svtskneecaps]

i also just want to point out the qsmp members' commitment to like never letting the inactive members die. like dantdm logged on twice and is canonically dead and everyone continues to blame mysterious happenstance on him. spreen is canonically dead and yet people are still like namedropping him even tho the house façade he built has been demolished and also probably consumed by a mountain. they meme on kameto who's barely been on except that time he was a fed spy that was iconic as hell. they just immortalize their members and they're always so happy to see old faces come back and it lowkey makes me emotional lmfaoo like missa barely logged on for a while but goddamn nobody forgot his name bc philza can't go one day without mentioning him and mariana barely logs on but every time fit saw the homeless mariana in roier's city no matter what he'd stop dead and tell it "come home" and when slime came back to the server for elections after having logged off for the last like two months everyone was still excited to meet him bc the others had kept his memories on the server fresh and alive, maxo died canonically in the nuke and pierre pasted his face all over the server, luzu vanished for months and we never forgot him either thanks to the computers and foolish's wack ass family tree. like when purgatory teams were chosen and team red constantly joked about how it would be so over for the other teams once germán logged on despite the fact that germán had only ever logged on ONCE, the way they cheered when they snatched rubius in the split of green despite the fact that rubius hadn't logged on more than twice since march. they just keep the names alive all the time and it's like

it just makes me really happy to see. like it makes me really happy. like the admin team and the members alike are like 'no way in HELL are we letting your memory go' like damn once ur on isla quesadilla you really are stuck as an islander forever :D

#qsmp #shut up vic #block game brainrot #not gonna put this in the main body because 🤢 but also #filler tag filler tag ravioli ravioli you must hit read more to see this #the hatsune miku jokes to keep a member's memory alive during a long hiatus are also an example of this effect #anyway i really hope the server can continue and the issues are resolved #bc i'd really love to see pol back on the server like genuinely #there's more examples obviously and not all of them are ones i can remember #but just. i mean even the dead eggs whose admins aren't even on the team anymore #every month bad and dapper made a point to visit their graves and remember them (sometimes with company) #it's like holy shit fucking goddamn it hits me in the chest seriously #sorry for the massive unbroken paragraph that's how the thought looks in my head too so i opted not to break it up

[fluffyartbl0g]

If you asked me to describe them in one picture it would be this

Here’s the scene in question ^^^^ ITS SO GOOD ITS SO GOOD ITS SO GOOD

And here’s the exact screenshot I redrew

#one piece #op fanart #monkey d. luffy #revolutionary sabo #portgas d. ace #curly dadan #asl brothers #i keep thinking of that post of someone wondering why sabo is depicted so batshit insane in fanon #and the person answered that it was prolly mainly because of the ‘crack your egg like a skull’ line #but then i watch stuff like this. and i see that absolutely crazed look in his eyes even at the young age of 10 #and im like. THAT MAN WAS BATSHAT INSANE FROM THE START #this whole food fight scene is so dear and integral to my love of the asl bros ihope you know #its an anime only scene too XDDD

[chamoemileclown]

StarBobby!

#im incredibly happy with how the sign turned out!! look at it!! #i didn't think bobbys overall straps would translate that well but he looks so cute #idk what ill make lego next but it took me like an hour to render this so hopefully nothing too big #qsmp bobby #qsmp tag #qsmp #bobby the egg #bobby chingon #richarlyson fanart #qsmp richarlyson #qsmp fanart #starbobby

[ghostlyclementine-art]

They're doing well!

(Based off of Lumi's post under the cut)

#fanart #digital art #qsmp fanart #qsmpfanart #qsmp eggs #qsmp eggs fanart #qsmp pomme fanart #qsmp pomme #qsmp dapper #qsmp dapper fanart #dapper fanart #pomme fanart #it's a bit hard to figure out how to tag this properly I apologise #this took like 9 hours #but I'm very proud of how it looks :D #love their designs btw #wanted to use this design over my previous pomme #and the eggs are from old mspaint drawings I did a long ass time ago #could be used as a wallpaper #just saying ;)

[firestorm09890]

Penny stardewvalley makes me so sad because she's SO sensitive to, like, basically everything you tell her (telling her that you can't stand children while two children are nearby is a pretty lousy move but -1500 friendship?? being a jerk to other characters' faces typically loses you about 50 points, and if you choose the option labeled "creepy" and ask Leah for a kiss in her 2 heart event she physically hits you and kicks you out of her house but that's only -100 friendship…) and so if you want to befriend her it's a whole lot of lying and tiptoeing around her feelings (2 hearts: George was right but saying that makes her feel bad. 6 hearts: her food sucks but even if you try to be polite about it she feels like a failure; only a bald-faced lie pleases her. 8 hearts: saying you don't want to be tied down with a family loses you a little bit of friendship and she's only happy if you say you want kids) and I can't help but think she's a product of her environment. She lives in a trailer with only her mother, who gets drunk every night and has something of a temper. Penny's like a skittish rescue animal who won’t even come out from hiding under something unless you leave her lots of treats

#stardew valley #penny sdv #I didn't mention the SECOND opportunity to lose 1500 friendship with her #because I think if you go out of your way to date her and then tell her that you don't like her that way then you deserve it #but yeah she's super volatile #i was upset for a little bit after reading that one post saying the ‘right’ answer in the 2 heart event is ableist #like nooooo not my favorite farming game :( #except that in the context of several other things in the game it becomes clear that winning someone over #does not always mean doing the right thing #looking directly at how the easiest way to befriend shane and pam is by enabling their alcoholism #which is framed as a harmful thing even if the characters themselves like it #you have to lie to befriend other characters too like with sam dropping his egg #and you can lose a little friendship based on preferences like sebastian asking about what books you like #though to be fair if i saw someone who could potentially be cool and i found out that what they like was stuff im not into id also #lose interest a little #anyway those are all examples spread around on different characters #penny's got it all at once #me post

[0ann3]

So I have to draw something from my surroundings as an activity, and the reversible octopus plush was next to me-

#twisted wonderland #twst #azul ashengrotto #chibi #doodle #I still remember that I put this plush on my wishlist since I do not know what to ask for during exchange gift #It just sits either on my bed or on the desk now #So when drawing it I went 'Oh right it's an octopus- #And you know who else is an octopus? Azul' #And then this happened KAJSHAKJSh #I'm so very sorry #I've drawn the octopus plushie for the 2nd time for this too #but it still looks more like an egg to me #It's probably the angle