#it just took a minute

[baristabomb]

...weird amount of dunmeshi fans have been saying being a caretaker in a relationship is the worst thing ever..marcille must want to killl everyone soo bad because doing things for people suuuucks sooo muchh

it's an act of love, not just a job i promise. we all want someone who's willing to take care of us in some way, just like how senshi shows care for others by cooking for them :'|

#marcille donato #dungeon meshi #dunmeshi #laios touden #falin touden #chilchuck tims #izutsumi #delicious in dungeon #this is also about kabru and mithrun stop focusing so hard on how it was ‘forced upon’ kabru as if it’s the most evil thing in the world #they took care of EACH OTHER during that time and mithrun wasn’t doing nothing #people are so weird about him and reduce mithrun down to his disability as if he isn’t CAPTAIN for a reason #it’s sooo insane #try thinking about how their time together serves the themes of the story rather than a biased interpretation #of all the things that happen in this manga people focus on the weirdest things to apply to real life #people try to construe is as something evil with evil intent as if it’s not there to benefit the THEMES of the story #woah a huge...heron? just landed on a tree i've been staring at it for like 10 minutes its pretty #dungeon meshi spoilers

[ayo-edebiri]

I'm here what can I do. What you always do.

#911 #911edit #911 abc #oliver stark #byaurore #alivedean #useraudrey2 #usersaoirse #usereena #userrlaura #jddryder #mialook #userriel #useralien #userjoie #tuseronny #useraish #userisaiah #usertiny #usersonny #ajlook #alielook #userthai #tuserpris #tuseraixa #911 spoilers #ryan guzman #eddie diaz #evan buckley #just took me 15 minutes to work omg

[yukipri]

Wanted to say Glaze 2.0 is AMAZING.

What took 30 mins+ before, took me THREE MINUTES last night. WITH my other programs still running.

For folks who tried Glaze but haven't been using it due to glazing time, give 2.0 a chance!

I've heard that other folks have had it taking the same time/longer, but the quality is so much better. Your settings will determine the outcome, but it's definitely a huge improvement over the initial release version.

This update was super sexy of the Glaze Project. You can download the updated version from their site HERE!

(You should also use in conjunction with Nightshade!)

#YukiPri rambles #glaze project #glaze #digital art #anti GenAI #protect yourselves! #yeah my Emerie art that i just posted has both #yes it's visible but i'll take it for 3 minutes to Glaze holy shit #Nightshade still took an hour but even just having Glaze be faster makes it so much more accessible to me

[arundolyn]

today i bring you aba stimming. tomorrow? who knows

#aba #paracelsus #guilty gear #guilty gear strive #crow.gif #guilty gif #i love her so bad. fucked up silly little girlthing #huge fan of her and her illness #just hanging around. being sillay #took way too long to notice her shirt is pants it made me giggle. just chopped up some shorts and went Yeah thats a shirt #50 notes in under 20 minutes. i see were all not okay here JFJSJJFX

[somebodylovesyougcv]

Why can i not remember the name of that guy kim was dating in florida GLENN. GLEN. IT CAME TO ME

#olivia’s corner #posting this anyways #it just took a minute #i got the notif that i hit my screen time limit on this app as i was typing. oh well

[legally-allowed-to-slime]

at first i didn’t blink an eye at this tweet but then i realised the picture looked familiar because it has the colour palette of her minecraft skin

#geminitay #hermitcraft #hermitcraft smp #hermitblr #ok so how did she take the photo i have a few possibilities in mind #like she set up a tripod and told everyone to just stay out of frame while she took the photo? #or she made one of her arizona dads take it for her and spent five minutes doing the obligatory take-the-picture-like-this briefing

[lygma-nygma]

Being a batfam fan is funny because people will make a post like “here’s my headcanon-“ and it’s just something that’s directly canon to the story then post about major canon events and get everything wrong.

#this post was inspired by me remembering the experience of reading death in the family #after only knowing the fanbase version and realizing oh none of that shit happened okay #like girl you don’t understand it’s so bad #Jason wasn’t even fired as Robin #He’s not accused of murdering anyone by Bruce #He’s not trying to prove himself at all he’s just looking for his mom #The reason Bruce didn’t go after him right away is because he was tracking down a goddamn nuke the Joker stole #Then after he finds it and handles the problem he helps Jason track down moms 2 and 3 #Also Jason died in like 20 minutes?? even less?? #He died in less time than it took his mother to smoke a cigarette #Bruce literally went ‘wait here I’ll be right back’ and was gone for less time than a trip to the grocery store #and then you go into the Jason Todd tag and they act like Bruce pulled the damn trigger on him #Like besties I don’t know how to tell you this he basically did everything right he possibly could have #Even him benching Jason from Robin temporarily happens so that he can get Jason into therapy about his trauma #Like the whole point is that neither of them did anything wrong bad shit just sometimes happens #That’s the tragedy. The drama. #Bruce couldn’t have made better choices in the position he was in and Jason was never going to make different ones #It was inevitable #Anyway rant over please read death in the family before I lose my mind #batfam #batman #jason todd #tim drake #dick grayson #damian wayne #bruce wayne

[autisticasgore]

i can't believe toby fox made not one not two but THREE valentines cards for asgore

#pixie.txt #undertale #asgore #asgore dreemurr #TO BE CLEAR these are not real i just made my own #bc toby fox apparently did not want to create asgore valentines cards out of the 50 combinations of all the cards #this took me less than 5 minutes im not sure what his deal is #anyway i would be your valentine asgore <3 #the last one is a shitpost

[steddieas-shegoes]

When Eddie is introduced to Jonathan, they both give each other a look that says “if you say anything, you’re dead” and naturally, Nancy clocks it immediately.

“What was that?”

“Nothing,” they said at the same time, only growing the suspicion.

“Seriously? Do you know each other already?”

“No!”

“Yes, but-“

They glare at each other, but Eddie speaks up again.

“He bought from me a couple times. No big deal.”

Nancy looks between them, shakes her head. “There’s something else going on. But we’ve got bigger problems.”

And they did.

For months, their problems seemed to get worse by the day. It was a great distraction.

But honestly, anytime Eddie spent more time with Jonathan, it got harder not to say how they actually knew each other: a make out session in a bathroom at a party when Jonathan was yearning for Nancy.

He told Steve eventually, had to with the way he kept finding ways to avoid being around Jonathan and Steve got suspicious.

“If he said something to you about us, I’ll take care of it. He doesn’t get to say shit about what makes us happy.”

And Eddie couldn’t have Steve lose another fight, so he told him.

“So wait. You and Jonathan…”

“Made out. Yes.”

“Like…with tongue?”

Eddie rolled his eyes. “Yeah, I remember tongue being involved.”

“And hands?”

“They were there too.”

Steve puts his hands on his hips, lifts one to wipe over his face, then settles it back on his hip. “And you liked it?”

“Considering at the time my options were Jonathan or the girl in Hellfire who insisted I wasn’t gay because I looked at her during campaigns, yeah. It wasn’t the worst thing I’ve been through.”

Steve huffed. “Yeah, but like. Compared to me-“

“Oh my god.”

“What?!”

“I cannot believe you’re jealous of Jonathan Byers. Again.”

“I’m not! I’ve never-“

Eddie raised his brows. “Never? Not once?”

“That was different!”

“That was worse.”

“I dunno, finding out your boyfriend has made out with the only other guy in Hawkins who’d be up for it is arguably worse.”

Steve pouted for hours. Eddie let him.

It was cute, alright?

And when he got over it, they made out for hours in his bed.

Steve, of course, was the one who told Nancy.

In his defense, he was very high, and Nancy had been pushing him all night, from the moment she caught wind that he might know how they knew each other.

Eddie went inside to grab them all water, and she pounced.

By the time Eddie got back, Steve was half asleep and Nancy was smirking at Eddie.

“You could’ve just said.”

“He’s never getting high for free again.”

“He’s your boyfriend.”

“He’s back to being a paying customer, too.”

Nancy laughed, startling Steve into opening his eyes. He smiled up at Eddie, no clue he’d just given up one of their secrets.

“Hi, baby. You know Nancy didn’t know about you and Jonathan?”

Eddie glanced over to see Nancy rolling on her side, laughing hysterically.

“Yeah. I’m sure that was on purpose. How about we get you to bed, superstar?”

He managed to get Steve onto the couch, where he immediately passed out.

Nancy hugged him, kissed his cheek, like she always did before leaving.

“It’s not a big deal, you know. He’s mentioned that he isn’t only into women. We’ve talked a lot about the Argyle situation.” She walked towards the door. “Steve will get over the jealousy eventually. It’s not like Jonathan wouldn’t have made out with him if he could have.”

She left before Eddie could respond.

Eddie suddenly understood exactly what Steve was feeling.

“Not gonna happen,” he mumbled to himself before joining Steve on the couch and pulling him close.

#eddie munson #jonathan byers #nancy wheeler #steve harrington #steddie #stranger things #sorry but it’s a very funny thought to me that Eddie and Jonathan made out once and Steve gets jealous #and it’s way way worse than any jealousy he had over Nancy #it’s also absolutely hilarious to think of Eddie getting illogically jealous in return #it’s just a silly brain worm #it took up 10 minutes of my day so now it can take up 5 of yours

[vaspider]

It is truly wild how much that, like, having a Following on any social media makes you this weird poppet onto which people project their weirdest hangups. Does the thing have anything to do with who you really are? Nope! But it sure says a lot about that person, the things they project onto you.

Like, my friend, this is a parasocial relationship you have with that person. It's just a negative one. Your obsession does nothing to them, and it's bad for you.

#strangely this isn't about me! #though there are people on here who are DEEPLY weirdly obsessed with me in very unhealthy ways #and no i won't say who it's about bc then ppl will go running right into the car crash of a post i saw #and it'll be 'vaspider sent their legions of highly trained Zionist posters to assassinate my cat and turtle with internet Krav Maga' #or whatever the current fashionable made-up bullshit about me is #but yeah like maybe just block people and move on with your life #stop spending all your time picking at scabs #i blocked literally everyone on that weird little post #took me less than a minute #and now i never need to think about them again

[starry-bi-sky]

i think i'm hilarious -- aka i made blood blossom danny au memes

all of these come from my DpxDC prompt "i am pushing the batdad agenda--" and it's corresponding additions in the reblogs ksdjlf.

i am. rotating them in my head. forever and always. personally i think there should be more batdad aus in dpxdc, their dynamic could be neat. :)

#THAT FIRST ONE TOOK ME A HOT MINUTE TO MAKE. i have never been more careful with a trackpad. imgflip doesnt have an undo button #i think its fucking hilarious #its a batdad au #danny fenton is not the ghost king #dpxdc #dpxdc crossover #dp x dc crossover #dp x dc #dc x dp #mmm i need to come up with a name for this au #found family ftw WHOOOO. i could just do a generic 'blood blossom au' tag but i want a specific one because i like being unique #eldest batkid danny au #chronically ill danny au #danny: im grateful he's helping me but im still kinda apprehensive... #battinson: vaults over a car to escape reporters. likes rock music. isn't fucking evil. punched a cop. actively looking for a cure #danny: ...huh. okay. #furiously pushing the batdad agenda for my own gain. just look at them guys. they're funny little guys. #unofficial witness protection to adoption pipeline. #bruce wayne accidental teen acquisition. save a teenager gain a son #its about the adventure of them going from strangers to friends to family :) #im bored of the bruce slander guys in the words of hermes from hadestown: #“[its] about someone who *tries”* #danny saw a funny man in a funny costume eat the side of a dumpster and has never related more with someone on a spiritual level #“brother eugh i feel that. oh heY WAIT HERO BUDDY?? SAME HAT??? SAME HAT?” #danny's been the only hero he's known since he was 13. on god he is leaping at this opportunity. like YES. PLEASE BE ANOTHER HERO #HELP ME GET AWAY FROM CERTIFIED CRAZY MAN. HELP. YOU'RE SCARY AND HIDING IN THE DARK. EVEN BETTER. HELP A BROTHER OUT HERE #blood blossom au #for the time being thats the name

[hello-cryptid]

You cannot stop me from believing Isobel and Aylin helped Shadowheart reach a level 10 blonde while she coped with the worst news imaginable

#bg3 spoilers #shadowheart #bg3 isobel #dame aylin #balur's gate 3 #hello-cryptid #just a quick af sketch lmao #they’re all bottle blondes fit me #isobel and Aylin took five minutes out of making out to help her I bet

[jkvjimin]

face economy 💙 cr. namuspromised

#taehyung #kim taehyung #v #bts #btsedit #btsgif #bangtan #bangtanedit #taehyungedit #gif #userkelli #usersky #annietrack #userdimple #raplineuser #rjshope #tuserandi #useremmeline #dailybts #it should be illegal #to look this handsome #it took me so much to make these gifs bc i was just admiring him for minutes #that's my fave tae 💙💙💙

[chaosinstigator]

I really don’t care who the stalker is, what I do want to know is who the hell the scum of the earth man who took advantage of and sexually abused him is

#baby reindeer #richard gadd #I see so many desperately looking for her identity when he took so many steps to keep her hidden for a reason did you watch the show?! #now the writer /producer THAT MAN needs to be unveiled bc there’s too many of those sickos already and they all keep prancing around #consequence free from their despicable disgusting behavior and actions #anyways I just finished the series and cried for like 10 minutes so #it’s a good series imo #joey watches

[sleepyteamage]

Drew a quick sketch of my friend @demilypyro as Elphelt c:

#my art #demilypyro #Tried a new method of just drawing the sketch #no like form to it and wow I drew it so fast #Normally would take like 3-4 hours for a sketch like this #this took me like an hour and 45 minutes maybe

[suntails]

tfw octavinelle students get to wear a suit but ur dorm uniform needs an instruction manual

#been thinking abt this for months. i will not draw this nicer u get what u get. their uniform is insane #octavinelle and heartslabyul students like woopsie woke up late! ill just rush to get ready!! #diasomnia waking up with 30 entire minutes dedicated to their outfit. like oh my GOD its so complicated #i spent more time than id care to admit searching refs and information to make sure i didnt miss any deets #and i STILL think i prob took liberties in simplifying this somehow. but yea here u go #this was inspired by a DR post by lordofdorknessgundam from like a million years ago. good food #twst #twisted wonderland #twst silver #silver vanrouge #sebek zigvolt #suntails