#it just keeps going

[sporkberries]

Robin(1993) is a comic where things happen

#the 90’s and early 00’s were a wonderful awful time #seriously like tim’s robin years are insane #man lost his mom got a step mom went to 8 schools dated like 3 girls had all his friends die #had his dad threaten batman with a gun poisoned lady shiva his dad died #he made up an uncle!!! #went to fucking boarding school #SNUCK INTO NO MANS LAND #survived an ebola epicemic #helped form a super hero team #it just keeps going #dc #tim drake #robin #spork art #1k #5k

[onepiecethingsilike]

#one piece #black leg sanji #sanji #nico robin #skypiea #forgot this was in my drafts #still gets me #it just KEEPS GOING

[prettycottagequeer]

saw a post and felt like throwing this into the void.

so many good omens lines have become vocal stims for me. I saw a post that said Châteauneuf-du-pape and I've been saying it for five minutes now. and now I have to go through the list....

#but its pretty! #it's NOT ON #animals dont kill each other with clever machines angel only humans do that #✨crowley✨ #not just pretendy-good but properly good #it just keeps going #and it's Not You #AVONT #get the behind me fould fiend. after you #i gave it away! #you.. bad angels

[thingsmysplattershotjrtoldme]

Nintendo - Ok Splatoon 1, time to die

Splatoon 1 - Nuh Uh

Nintendo - TF you mean, nuh uh????

#splatoon #DUDE is playing the secret rotation #It just keeps going

[han-merlin]

MOST RIDICULOUS CLUB IN THE WORLD

1st choice goalie: Olivier Giroud

#it just keeps going #and i just keep laughing #funny as shit we are RUN BY COMEDIANS #Goalie Giroud #olivier giroud #ac milan #kings of serie ass

[tchouamenii]

when are the grownups taking over? la liga is the biggest joke.

#it just keeps going #real madrid

[superbelievesintadcooper]

I'M SCREAMING what flight of the conchords fan wrote the most DETAILED bio for jemaine clement in his apple TV description 😭😭

like there was info in there I didn't even know and I feel like I've consumed quite a large amount of jemaine content

also love that it goes into such detail about his early years and fotc but has nothing about wwdits or anything after 2009, I honestly think they just ran out of room

this is actually so insanely funny to me, the jemaine obsession is real and I appreciate the dedication

I added screenshots of the description below

#i'm actually going insane over this #IT JUST KEEPS GOING #how did i not know about the outback steakhouse ad??? #i bet this person was so excited to get to write this description #i would love to read their description for the rest of his career #jemaine clement #flight of the conchords

[mimi-2007]

I’m currently going through my yearly pride and prejudice phase right now🤞

#pride and prejudice 2005 #pride and prejudice #mr darcy #fitzwilliam darcy #elizabeth bennet #jane austen #p&p #jane bennet #it just keeps going

[18catsreading]

Katja: he kind of looks like a horse to me. And you know what has --

Brennan: this six-legged tentacles cat wearing armor looks like a horse?

Rekha: yes, Brennan, and his tentacles look like horse brushes!

All: laughing, Someone I couldn't catch: Listen!

Rekha: So Brennan, if you wouldn't be so fucking rude, can I hope on one of these thing's backs and then try to attack it by using it's own tentacles like a brush and kill it?

All: laughing

Brennan: I --

Rekha: you know I'm gonna ask one stupid fucking question pe campaign!

Sephie: do it! Do it!

Brennan: give me an athletics check, give me an athletics check, give me an athletics check

Aabria: let's go! You have advantage!

Izzy: oh, is there any way I could cast Guidance?

Brennan: I'm gonna let you cast Guidance. You can add a d4 to this, DC 20

Aabria: uh, you have advantage cuz of the thing right?

Rekha: 16, plus --

Erika: oh wait, is this a strength check?

Rekha: wait, 16 plus athletics you said?

Brennan: yeah

Rekha: 25

Izzy: it's done

Brennan: oh my God

Becca (I think): add the d4 anyway

Brennan: okay, so Cinnamon runs up

Rekha: oh, add the d4?

Becca: add his advantage

Izzy (I think): wait is cinnamon jumping on top of this thing? Is she on cinnamon on --?

Aabria: roll the d20 again

Rekha: yeah. Okay, I'm rolling again.

Brennan: okay

Rekha: fuck, don't count that it doesn't matter.

Becca: it went under the seat

*all laughing*

Rekha: this one didn't matter either, so pick the other thing I did, 25

Brennan: I've lost - I've fully lost, I've lost it.

Overlapping chatter: it's gone off the rails, you've lost control. Control, completely

Brennan: yeah 100%< 100%

Becca: you still have me in the air!

Brennan: I still have Penny! So, uh, 25, cool, so Cinnamon is going to gallop up behind these ether beasts and I'm gonna say that cinnamon also readies an action to move again when the way is clear.

Rekha: cool. To jump on the king?

Brennan: go ahead, you made your acrobatics check. So you jump on one of the ether beasts in front of you

Becca: it became Rekha's fanfic

Brennan: so you jump on one of the ether beasts in front of you. do you want to jump on the middle one or the one to either side?

Rekha: if I'm trying to get to the king I want to jump on the middle one to get to the king.

Brennan: you're gonna will Smith from "wild wild West" like jump from ether beasts to ether beast, saddle to saddle like?

Rekha: I will do what you will let me do in this game.

Brennan: you leap, and you make it onto that ether beast

Sephie: oh my God.

Izzy: Which one?

Rekha: the middle one?

Brennan: the middle one. Are you going to do the brush attack?

Izzy: brush attack, canon

Rekha: yes

Brennan: amazing. Go ahead and roll your first attack roll

Aabria: this is the best day of my life

Rekha: okay, that's just a 15. Am I adding, like what do I add to it? The same as my?

Brennan: I'll tell you what you're not gonna add to it, your goddamn proficiency bonus.

Rekha: why?

Aabria: she's been brushing! She's been brushing shit the whole time!

Rekha: I'm proficient at brushing!

Sephie: she should get it, she should get it

*overlapping chatter*

Brennan: no!

Rekha: I would argue the only thing I've done this whole campaign is brushing!

*all laughing*

Brennan: oh my God. You are gonna add your strength modifier alone. These things have an armor class of 13. You hit on an 8 or higher.

Rekha: okay, wait, my strength modifier is this big guy? *Gesturing at her character sheet*

Brennan: yes yes yes.

Rekha: so that was an 11

Brennan: 11, so you rolled a 6 and added 5?

Rekha: yes

Brennan: well you miss on the first one, you may roll again.

Rekha: 17

Brennan: 17 hits, incredible

Rekha: so what do I roll for damage for a brush attack?

Brennan: it's own things do 2d6 damage so you're gonna roll 2d6 adding your strength modifier which is plus 5

Izzy: and so these things sort of have teeth in them?

Rekha: yes, if you look, I've been observing this for this entire round

Izzy: so you're sort of taking it and then puncturing itself

Rekha: *makes brushing motions*

Brennan: you're stabbing it in the head with its own spiky tentacle, yes

Izzy: oh, and you're gonna pull down

Rekha: I'm pulling down like I'm brushing

Aabria: you have to go with the coat

Rekha: yea, with the coat

Becca: it's the only thing you know how to do

Aabria: that's how you keep it shiny

Brennan: incredible

Rekha: seven

Brennan: plus five

Rekha: oh, 12

Brennan: so you deal 12. Are you doing any maneuvers to it, or no?

Rekha: I mean, I gotta right?

Aabria: yea, if you want

Rekha: okay. Do any of these maneuvers make sense if I'm on the thing? Uh, because

Becca: you're at 41, it wouldn't be the worst thing to heal

Brennan: of your maneuvers, you have riposte. You have push attack, push attack makes sense. You would not, you have movement left so if you wanted to hit it with its own tentacle and try to knock it off of the bridge with its own tentacle you could do that.

Rekha: yea

Becca: hit it's friend off

Rekha: would it -- can I dominoes?

All: laughing, Brennan's face goes 😑

Becca: may I --

Brennan: it's so, here's --

Becca: use the reaction to

Rekha: may I dominoes?

Brennan: may you dominoes. With all of my love.

Rekha: no

Brennan: I didn't, you know, and sometimes there's like a fun way to put it, but sometimes it's just, hey, no.

*all laughing*

Brennan: hey Rekha, straight up no

Rekha: okay

Izzy: you are right

Erika: it's good to have boundaries

Izzy: yeah! You're riding an ether beast

Rekha: last stupid question before I do your pushing attack. I can't also stick these two brushes *screen shows tentacles* in the ass of the king in front of me? *Screen pans to the ether beast king's ass* May I?

Erika: spits out her sip of water

Sephie: please. things come out!

Rekha: I'm just asking!

Erika: oh no

Sephie: bite him. Get him, get him

Erika: I need --

Brennan: did you just snarf, oh no!

Erika: I just spit

Brennan: oh my God

??: get her a tissue!

Erika: I'm sorry. It's fine

Brennan: oh no, hey Rekha, you want to drop a piano on his head?

Rekha: no, my thing --

Brennan: you want to paint a cave on the wall real quick and he runs into the cave?

Rekha: my thing -- my thing is available! You've got two brushes. I want to stick it in the king's ass!

Sephie: all in favor of sticking it in the king's ass, raise your hand

All: raise their hands

Brennan: this is not a democracy!

Rekha: okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, Brennan, okay, "Brennan"

Izzy: "Brennan"

Brennan: if that is my real name

Izzy: if you only knew what's in the --

Rekha: okay, so I'll do a "pushing attack"

Brennan: go ahead and roll your d8

Rekha: oh, yes, this one ... So that's a 3

Brennan: an extra 3 damage to the ether beast, now it's going to roll a strength saving throw against your DC, your DC is 17. It succeeds on its saving throw and is not pushed over the edge but does take that damage. You are still riding it.

Rekha: okay, um, so I can do a bonus action?

Brennan: you can do a bonus action

Rekha: I'm gonna second wind

Brennan: hell yea

Rekha: so 1d10 plus 9

Brennan: 1d10 plus 9 coming your way

Rekha: 15

Brennan: Katja heals 15 hit points from second wind. You are riding, Cinnamon's right behind you. That is Katja's turn

Katja: I love you! [To cinnamon]

Izzy: yea Cinnamon's jealous

Rekha: are you jealous?

Brennan: and at the end of your turn--

Rekha: no response

Aabria: oh no!

Izzy: she's pissed. Read, you're on read

Rekha: oh wow, oh wow. She's in the doghouse tonight. The fucking doghouse tonight.

Izzy: she doesn't like to see you riding someone else

Sephie: you rode someone else right in front of her

Rekha: I'm in the stables tonight, baby, oh boy

Aabria: she says that so much. There's no universe in which --

Rekha: anytime cinnamon gets mad

Brennan: at the end of your turn, Katja, Kurraghran is going to teleport behind Ostentatia and make a tentacle attack

Rekha: is he scared that I'm going to stick tentacles in his ass? 🥹

*all laughing*

Brennan: honestly yeah! You know, what do you want me to say? Yea, he's terrified. He has no idea what is going on.

Katja: he doesn't want one of his kids tentacles in his ass?

Izzy: he's gonna get an ass-full of rings in a second

Aabria: is he their dad?

Brennan: incredible

#brennan lee mulligan #dimension 20 #the seven #ep 4 stone temple pile up #aabria iyengar #persephone valentine #rekha shankar #isabella roland #erika ishii #becca scott #the chaos is amazing #brennan made the king teleport just to protect him from tentacle attacks to the asshole #it just keeps going #their player chemistry is incredible

[notemaker]

Hijack AU: What if Jack crossovered as a clown I mean, a vampire. 

No one knows what he’s doing. Even less, himself.

#The discord hijack server turned this idea in motion and it just #flew away out of my hands #WITH my hands #it just keeps going #help #hiccup #jack frost #hijack #frostcup #my art #comic strips #this is dumb oh my god #hijack fanart #frostcup fanart #hiccup fanart #jack frost fanart #hiccup horrendous haddock lll #hiccup horrendous haddock iii #hiccup horrendous haddock the 3rd #rotg fanart #ROTG #httyd fanart #httyd

[calnoc]

*sees realistic artstyle* oh i wanna draw like that *sees cartoony artstyle* oh i wanna draw like that *sees anime artstyle* oh i wanna draw like that *sees semi-realism* oh i wanna dr-

#it just keeps going

[sammysprincess]

sam “i’m not a tourist” kiszka

#sure baby #sammy takes nyc #it just keeps going

[sluttywonwoo]

you ever write something that ends up beating your ass?? like i’ve been trying to finish a blurb turned oneshot for over a week now and there’s just no end to it

#it just KEEPS GOING #sluttythots

[salvadorbonaparte]

If you scroll through my blog you can slowly see me lose my sanity over the course of the last 20 days

#It started on December 4th and has not stopped #It has not even slowed down #It just keeps going #Help me

[han-merlin]

jules is stealing my faceapps and not even sending you the best ones, i can't with him 😭

😭😭😭 Lesbian Vlahesa

Jules is clearly a thief. Jail for him

#it just keeps going

[combat-librarian]

Chapter... [checks notes]... 33. For chrissakes.

#the english #the english 2022 #whipplocke #cornelia x eli #fanfic #ao3 #my writing #it just keeps going