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#it hurt so much
thekintsugikidtenyears · 10 months
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did it hurt? when fall out boy played pavlove and you weren't there?
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patrickgalantes · 4 months
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you gotta watch our new video for meat & greet
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jellypawss · 10 months
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I’m hurting quite a bit tonight.
My brother has a new girlfriend he’s seeing.
One of the first things he said was “She dropped out of 8th grade, don’t pay attention to much to what she says.” And then he made joke about she teaches special needs and how I could be a student.
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icejinlov3r · 2 months
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Just went through nearly two hours of hell from food poisoning….
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I’m not usually one to call out on businesses….but I don’t recommend A&W.
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transingthoseformers · 11 months
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A trope that was circling in my head: someone who's honestly been waiting for their other, thought they were dead, and then they reunite after being apart so goddamn long
This extra works in transformers because in said situation these guys can be separate for vorns and vorns at a time.
... also because the more I think of it you can argue that this was mtmte Rewind and Dominus Ambus.
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veronicathegoddess · 2 years
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me: so i feel really stressed and su*cidal because of all the work that i have to do, i honestly want to go jump off a building
my bf: if you're going to do it, at least be creative
me: wow where's the please don't unalive yourself because i love you and don't want you dead
my bf: if you wanted to do it, you would've done it by now so clearly you don't have what it takes and if you want to do it, i can't stop you so why would i say that
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rinqueen6 · 1 year
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Nooo Rin not the bouquet in the thumbnail….don’t do it you have so much to live for
BUT I HAVE TO, I'M COMMITTING TO THE BIT
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birddoesmurder · 2 years
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why does roller skating hurt so much??
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widowbitessting · 2 years
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I dropped my phone on my toe😭🤕 Be right back while I find it!
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starbirdaltair · 2 years
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I know it was toxic but damn it felt nice when she hugged me and held me and cared about me.
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hepbaestus · 4 months
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I went to itch my nose and I fucking pulled at my fresh septum piercing
AAAAAAAAAA
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heaven-helpus · 5 months
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joint pain of the day: i got up to go to the dinner table and got the most unbearable awful pain in my ankle and knee ON THE SAME LEG
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glorious-spoon · 7 months
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i know we all laugh (mostly fondly) about the paper-thin plots in porn that only exist to make the sex happen, but i was reading some old stargate fic over the weekend, and i really think we're sleeping on the paper-thin hurt/comfort plot that only exists to force the characters to FEEL THINGS.
like, is this scenario realistic? no. does it make any rational sense? no. does it provide a built-in excuse for a character to collapse, bloody and disoriented, into the arms of his beloved/friend/partner? obviously, that's the whole point of this exercise.
i love it. it's my favorite thing in the world.
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cobrajuincy · 9 months
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I hear the piteous rworwl and I turn and I See Him
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and now I must spread his image for others to see lest he fucking GET me
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nedlittle · 1 year
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genuinely i think it's important for adults, especially in the plague times, to play pretend in our day-to-day lives. when i rub my back down with tiger balm so i can sleep without pain, i imagine i am a valiant knight tending to an old injury i received from a dragon. when i go to the store to pick up eggs and milk, i am a lone cowboy riding into town on a mission. when i turn my collar up against the wind i am a femme fatale who's killed 4 husbands and is scoping out a 5th. when i stomp around in the snow i am a doomed polar explorer. if being a little bit silly about my walk to the pharmacy helps me remember that life can be full of joy and whimsy, then so be it.
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nerdpoe · 3 months
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Dick gets his drink mixed up with another persons in the library while visiting Barbara.
He was drinking some kale smoothie thing, for health and stuff, and he set it down to grab a book from the shelf. There was another guy next to him, who also had a smoothie in the same kind of shake-n-go bottle.
They swapped by accident.
Dick checked out his book, said goodbye to Barbara, and took a sip of his smoothie.
That's the last thing he remembers.
He wakes up two days later pinned down by a practically feral Jason, who's eyes are glowing a sickly Lazarus green, with Bruce, Tim, Cass, and Duke all showing signs of losing a fight. He's sore everywhere, and Damian is nowhere to be seen.
"Uh...." his voice cracks, and he's suddenly aware of how fucking painful his throat is. "Hi? What's going on?"
"...Is it really you, Dickwing? I swear to God if it isn't and this is another-"
"Jay I really don't know what's going on, man."
Jason doesn't believe him. Dick is cuffed with anti-meta cuffs and escorted to the cave, where Bruce demands test after test and Dick tells them the last thing he remembers.
Apparently, after taking that sip, his eyes had turned to Lazarus green, and he had beelined for the mansion. Along the way there, he had run into the Riddler.
He had broken most of the Riddler's bones.
That was when everyone had been called in to subdue Dick, who for some strange reason kept gunning for Damian. Hence, Damian was upstairs and not allowed down until they were sure Dick was okay again.
It's concluded that Dick drank some alternate form of Lazarus Water, lost his mind, proceeded to take everyone out with enhanced strength and speed except Jason, who had entered a Pit episode just to keep up, and worked through it two days after consumption.
But who the fuck transported a material as dangerous as modified Lazarus Water in a fucking shake-n-go bottle?
Danny, however, is a little sad that his ecto-shake was stolen by some rando at the library.
Their kale smoothie was pretty good though.
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