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aukmodu · 10 months

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Eeki Eeki Escape is Awa’s spin on the traditional Dumbo-style flat ride. The highly detailed giant squid has various fish in its grasp and the eyes and beak light up at night.

#eeki eeki escape #lost island theme park #waterloo iowa #awa #giant squid #dumbo the flying elephant #flat rides #spinner ride #kraken #mix of pictures from last year and this year

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crow-n-tell · 1 year

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What kind of octopus is Kraken!Moon?

Between the pictures I'm definitely going to be talking about some facts on the octopi, and also how I incorporate certain aspects of them into Moon's overall design. Cause I'm a nerd and I want to.

Oops, I meant "they are adept at using tools to-" sorry, m a bit tired.

Many of the shelters that are made by coconut octopi are made using coconuts (hence their moniker), shells, and anything around they feel they could pull over their heads or curl up into! A really interesting aspect about that is also that when it comes time to move their shelters for whatever reason they may need to, they WALK. Thats right. THEY ARE BIPEDAL YA'LL.

There isn't really a lot known about Bioluminescent octopi. Most of what I saw discussed was how they are deep sea creatures, and how the glow could mean all sorts of things. Maybe for hunting like angler fish, maybe to scare off predators (or perhaps to distract like the Vampire squid does when it uses a cloud of bioluminescent mucous to escape), its also possible its for attracting a mate.

What it is to moon hasn't really been decided yet? I kind of like the idea that it tunes you into his emotions. The more heightened his emotions, the brighter he gets. Sort of like blushing. I don't know, I'm thinking on it.

Also yes, the little bit hanging off the side of Moon's head is actually fins. Fins like you might find on the ever adorable:

Dumbo octopus! But his are incredibly small and do very lil flapping unless he's embarrassed or something. Honestly I see them mostly as vestigial.

There are a lot of interesting facts about the Blanket Octopus. Just off the top of my head, the female blanket octopus is HUGE. The girlies can stretch up to 6 feet. The guys... welp, hahaha. They are like an inch. Very similar to a height difference you guys have already seen with y/n, sun and moon, right?

However whats really interesting is that they are immune to the potent and painful sting of a man-o-war jellyfish. And whats even MORE interesting is what they do with that little bit of immunity. You see they have a tendency to rip off the man-o-war's stingers and use them for defense. How cool is that? also, kinda crazy fucked up. Imagine someone just snatched up your arm and started beating people to death with it?

OKAY I'M OUT

#ask #Don't let me talk your ear off about this okay?#Cause I've thought about this fantasy octopus species alot #and theres like #LORE #in my head #about why he's got vestigial parts of him that would make him more deep sea than he is #:)#anYWAY #fnaf sun #fnaf moon #kraken!moon #mermaid au #mermaid dca #mermaid moon #my art

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free-for-all-fics · 1 year

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Stupid, silly Namor or Attuma fic ideas. Don’t think too hard about these they’re just funny little ideas. Pls tag me if you write or get inspired by any of these. Like always, there are no rules:

1. The reader is labeled as the village idiot because she likes to sing with her head underwater to "sing to the mermaids". The village ridicules her for it. One day, she is swept out in a riptide, and no one is willing to come to her aid—no one from the village, that is.

2. Reader is full of bad puns and dad jokes, much to the chagrin of Namor/Attuma. "Why are seagulls called seagulls?"

“Stop now.”

“Because if they flew over bays, they'd be bagels! Oh hey, What did one wave say to the other?"

“I swear, if you make one more ocean related pun, I will murder you on this island and tell everyone you died in a shipwreck."

"...well, someone's salty."

3. You put a message in a bottle and set it out to sea in the hopes it’ll reach Namor/Attuma so you can be pen pals. “Oh my god I love you but you’re so stupid.” They say because you have no idea that’s not how mail works.

4. You’re in love with Namor/Attuma, but you’re also obsessed with monsters and cryptids so you keep asking them questions like “Is the Kraken real?? What about 6 headed hydras? Have you seen Nessie?? Are they friendly? Darling tell meeeeeee”

5. Reader does that stupid prank thing where she pretends to do a magic trick with an egg and a bottle of water. She’s like “Ok now look inside” and squeezes the bottle, spraying water in Attuma/Namor’s face and runs away cackling.

6. You introduce Namor/Attuma to a wonderful human invention - Water beds. They are less than amused. Reader, consider your sexy time privileges revoked😑

7. Attuma/Namor trying to teach reader combat and how to fight like a Talokanil but reader keeps making it sexy and Namor/Attuma is like “Ok maybe we should stop. You’re not even listening to me or learning anything properly!” And reader is like “Oh I’m learning all the right techniques perfectly. 😏😘”

8. Those videos from EVNautilus of the people in a submarine coming across a dumbo octopus and a googly eyed stubby squid but instead it’s scientist reader being shown Talokan by Attuma or Namor and fawning over the sea creatures because they’re just little guys. Sweet underwater babies. And reader being like “it’s just a baby can I adopt it pls” 🥺 and Namor or Attuma being like “pay attention. Remember why we’re here.”

9. “Your child brings home a raccoon, mistaking it for a cat and begs to keep it” trope but instead it’s Namor/Attuma and their child has brought home an anglerfish or some other hideous abomination of the sea. It’s surprisingly docile and follows the child around like a pet anyway so can we keep it??? Please father 🥺

10. Namor and Jeff the Land Shark crossover. That’s it. That’s the post. Reader wants to adopt Jeff as their child. He’s just a baby 🥺

11. Peter Pan “They were just having a bit of fun, weren’t you, girls?”

“We were only trying to drown her” Mermaid Lagoon AU

12. “General, I’ve brought the cartographer into the war meeting today. I believe you owe her an apology for ruining all her maps when you stab them to dramatically mark a location.” (What if the “cartographer” is actually Attuma’s small daughter or sister drawing doodles of maps and playing pretend/mirroring what her dad or brother does because she wants to help and it’s all in jest hehe)

13. 2 days ago you went to an animal shelter and adopted the most adorable cat. What you don’t know is, he’s the reincarnation of an Aztec god. Your food offerings are unacceptable and that ugly small box that feels like it’s made from scratchy carpet will not do. No. He’ll be sleeping in your bed with you. Don’t try to lock him out; he’ll just scream and sing the songs of his people until you let him back in. (Or maybe through a magic mishap Namor has been accidentally transformed into a cat. Yeah Namor as a cat AU. I told you these ideas were silly.)

14. “Would you still love me if I was a worm” meme With Namor or Attuma but instead it’s “Would you still love me if I was a sea cucumber” or something ocean related

15. Namor or Attuma are taking their daughter trick or treating this year and ask what she wants to be for Halloween. A superhero, a mermaid, a princess? No. She wants to be a horseshoe crab. Possible Modern AU.

16. Reader goes to the beach often and befriends the seagulls/pelicans. So they start to bring her gifts like shells, rocks, etc. Except one day they bring you a golden bracelet, beaded necklace, or jade earrings (your choice of which). It’s unlike anything you’ve ever seen before. A few days later, Namor shows up at the beach, looking very annoyed as he asks for his necklace/bracelet/or earrings back.

17. You and Namor or Attuma meet on the beach in your special spot. You don’t get to be with him often considering he’s kept away by his responsibilities and loyalty to Talokan, and you’re human. It’s usually your only chance to have time where you can just quietly love each other. Except a stupid fucking seagull or pelican has been following you to both the beach and your home; squawking incessantly, wreaking havoc and basically cockblocking you. Untitled Goose Game AU but it’s a seagull/pelican.

#namor x reader #attuma x reader #namor imagine #namor x you #namor x y/n #namor fic #don’t examine these too closely #Dumb thoughts and ideas for silly time #sort of crack!fic ideas if you will #fic ideas

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imrosalynangel · 7 months

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Uhhhh yeah my boyfriend got me into the hole......... Guess it'll happen at any time

Behold, I introduce you to my Adventure Time sona, THE OCTOPUS PRINCESS!!

Or Mori for the homies....[they/she]

She's a mutated dumbo octopus who, due to their immortality, had to take the crown of the octopus kingdom, which was previously led by their father, the Kraken king (who died after many years)

Uhhhh yeah they're also a biologist and have a clear fascination for the human being, since it is a species that she has never been able to investigate on her own. [And I ship her with Simon, man I love Simon]

#illustration #oc x canon #sona x canon #adventure time #fionna and cake #simon petrikov #self ship #adventure time fanart #adventure time sona #Simon marry me please omg

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silverorchideon · 8 months

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"We're Gonna Catch 'Em All, 'Cuz We're Team Kraken!"

Bonus: Character Ref Sheets with the Design Refs!

So yeah, Team Phantom as Splatoon Idols!

They come from the Deep Sea Metro, and become the News Casters for Inkopolis Square after Pearl and Marina leave to further their career.

Sam mostly writes the songs, Tucker makes the backing tracks, and Danny mostly sings but also choreographs their performances. (If Danny's the main singer, they provide backing tracks) Jazz works as their manager!

Slightly alt, with a sense of hyperpop, they've brought a little more chaos to the people to Inkopolis Square!

Also, Sam's a Blanket Octopus, Tucker is a Glowing Sucker Octopus, and Danny is a Glass Octopus/Ghost Octopus. Also, he's mildly sanitized. Lastly, Jazz is a Dumbo Octopus, though not pictured here.

ALSO THEIR LOGO IS ON ALL OF THEIR BACKS YOU CAN SEE IT IN FULL ON SAM'S REF SHEET

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forlorn-crows · 10 months

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My entire aesthetic and personality is about to change bc I was a mermaid enthusiast and now your turning my dreams into a horney nightmare

well, when i say she's all creature, i mean it. there's nothing humanoid about her, besides her voice i suppose. you could probably compare her closely to the Kraken, or mythical creatures like that.

essentially, she looks like a massive squid/octopus . . . thing. these are some of the inspo pics for her (we got some blanket squid, dumbo octopus, etc):

she's got a few other details in there too. and she's fucking massive. but, to reference your other comment, i suppose you could say she's sort of like a siren. she does sing underwater, like rain does. it sounds like a cross between whale songs and swedish kulning (cow herding songs).

#lake wife lore #ask #serene-sun

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berylcups · 1 month

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La Squadra Splatoon Au/Crossover Pt 2 of 2

Okay here’s the final part! As I said before, the kits aren’t balanced, just based on how I think their stands would translate into. Also their personalities on how they would act in this type of situation.

Sigh I’m finally done 😩 this took longer than I thought. Well I hope you guys like it !

Pesci:

Ink/Octoling: Octoling

Species type: dumbo octopus - a little unusual looking but very charming! Just needs more confidence.

Ink color: dark sea foam

Weapon: splatana wiper- light weight and can keep others at a distance. He can steady his aim and use a vertical swipe to pack an extra punch. It feels similar to a fishing rod so he will get comfortable with his weapon real quick!

Sub weapon: torpedo - like sensing who’s near by this sub will weed out anyone in its radius.

Special: stingray - just like beach boy going through walls, this powerful special can too and if he’s lucky he might get a catch!

Play style: He’s a nervous guy so he likes to keep his distance but don’t expect him to be a pushover. Taunt him enough or splat him enough times and he’ll get pissed enough to get serious and ready to chase your ass down ! But unprovoked, he’s most likely going to be painting. (Until prosciutto yells at him to be more assertive of course)

Melone:

Ink/Octoling: octoling

Species type: Graneledone boreopacifica octopus - this the best known mother in all of the animal kingdom. It holds its brood for roughly 4 years. Nobody is more dedicated to their young than Melone.

Ink color: periwinkle

Weapon: E-Liter - He prefers long range, and he wants to be as far removed from the action as possible. Work still needs to be done so an intimidating E-Liter will keep any enemies at bay.

Sub weapon: Autobomb - it’s a mini junior! He can throw one or two of these and have it (slowly) chase after who came within his radius.

Special: super chump- another automated round of “juniors “ to show up and blow the place sky high. They can be cancelled out by shooting at them but nobody can get rid of them all. Worst case scenario he paints some turf-which is what is needed anyway!

Play style: Mel doesn’t like being in the heat of the battle. He plays as defensively as possible. His preferred role is guarding the base and spawn points. The more turf that’s taken the closer he’ll move in and pressure the enemy back into their own base. Throw some auto bombs in for good measure. He didn’t raise/program those things to collect dust.

Ghiaccio:

Ink/Octoling: inkling

Species type: Humboldt squid- the most aggressive squid known to man! He has sharp teeth to grind out of pure rage, but there’s plenty of them on the tentacles too 😬

Ink color: turquoise

Weapon: Octobrush - brush users are fast and they are AGGRESSIVE. They are on the opposite side of the map and the next second you’re getting your cheeks clapped by the brush and you respawn.

Sub weapon: Fizzy bomb - another aggressive type of bomb. You shake it with everything you got and chuck it at your opponent and watch it blast them away.

Special: Kraken Royale - white album is impenetrable and it’s highly destructive. Going into kraken mode and chasing down his enemies is going to be a blood bath. All you can do is hope to out run him until he powers down and then attack him back during that one second he’s vulnerable.

Play style: OFFENSIVELY OFFENSIVE. Ghiaccio is the embodiment of pure rage. He will go and chase anyone who has the misfortune of catching his eye and splatting them repeatedly. He will easily zigzag through splattling fire and charger shots and somehow make his way up to you and splat you. You better hope he runs out of ink.

#jjba #jjba x reader #splatoon #splatoon 3 #jjba x gender neutral reader #jjba x gn reader #jjba x gn!reader #jjba golden wind #jjba part 5 #jjba pesci #jojo pesci #jjba melone #jojo melone #jjba ghiaccio #jojo ghiaccio #la squadra

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istumpysk · 2 years

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Operation Stumpy Re-Read

AFFC: The Reaver (Victarion II) [Chapter 29]

My little dumbo! 🥰

The drums were pounding out a battle beat as the Iron Victory swept forward, her ram cutting through the choppy green waters. The smaller ship ahead was turning, oars slapping at the sea. Roses streamed upon her banners; fore and aft a white rose upon a red escutcheon, atop her mast a golden one on a field as green as grass.

The smaller ship ahead belongs to House Serry of Southshield. I don't think the white rose upon a red escutcheon sigil means anything, but good lord it's distracting.

For those who haven't read the books, the ironborn are attacking the Shield Islands. The Shield Islands protect the Mander. If those islands fall, Highgarden becomes badly exposed.

Guess what happens!

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He vaulted over the gunwale, landing on the deck below with his golden cloak billowing behind him. The white roses drew back, as men always did at the sight of Victarion Greyjoy armed and armored, his face hidden behind his kraken helm.

First over! Victarion is a lot of things, but he ain't no craven.

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They were clutching swords and spears and axes, but nine of every ten wore no armor, and the tenth had only a shirt of sewn scales. These are no ironmen, Victarion thought. They still fear drowning.

Ahem.

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Victarion slew another man, and another. He would have killed a third, but Ragnor cut him down first. "Well struck," Victarion bellowed at him.

We love a warlord who supports his colleagues!

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When he turned to find the next victim for his axe, he spied the other captain across the deck.

[...]

"You of the rose! Be you the lord of Southshield?"

The other raised his visor to show a beardless face. "His son and heir. Ser Talbert Serry. And who are you, kraken?"

"Your death." Victarion bulled toward him.

Why do you insist on embarrassing me?

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He caught Serry's blade in an iron fist. Lobstered steel crunched, and a stab of pain made him grunt, yet Victarion held on. "I am quick as well, boy," he said as he ripped the sword from the knight's hand and flung it into the sea.

Ser Talbert's eyes went wide. "My sword . . ."

Victarion caught the lad about the throat with a bloody fist. "Go and get it," he said, forcing him backwards over the side into the bloodstained waters.

Hurt hand alert. Add him to the list.

In case you're unaware, Victarion Greyjoy is one of the best warriors in Westeros. There's few people in the realm who could beat him in single combat.

Knowing this, it's fun to dream up all the stupid ways he could get himself killed.

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As he was struggling to free his axe from the dead man's rib cage, a spear jabbed him between the shoulder blades. It felt as though someone had slapped him on the back.

[...]

They hacked at him from front and back, but their swords might have been willow switches for all the harm they did him. No blade could cut through Victarion Greyjoy's heavy plate, nor did he give his foes the time to find the weak points at the joints, where only mail and leather warded him. Let three men assail him, or four, or five; it made no matter. He slew them one at a time, trusting in his steel to protect him from the others.

Hey guys, did you notice Victarion wears heavy armor? Heavy, heavy, heavy armor.

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The only blow he landed completed the ruin of Victarion's shield, but the cut the captain dealt in answer split his head in two. Would that I could deal with the Crow's Eye as simply.

It's that time again! Let's count how many times Victarion thinks about killing Euron.

One!

(Don't worry, he would never do it. No man is as accursed as the kinslayer.)

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Let them go, Victarion thought, let them tell the tale. Once a man had turned his tail and run from battle he ceased to be a man.

Is this referencing anything?

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"That knight," he grumbled, "the knight of the white rose. Did any of you pull him out?" A lord's son would be worth a goodly ransom; from his father, if Lord Serry had survived the day. From his liege at Highgarden, if not.

I told you Victarion was smarter than Daenerys.

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None of his men had seen what became of the knight after he went over the side, however. Most like the man had drowned. "May he feast as he fought, in the Drowned God's watery halls." Though the men of the Shield Islands called themselves sailors, they crossed the seas in dread and went lightly clad in battle for fear of drowning. Young Serry had been different. A brave man, thought Victarion. Almost ironborn.

Thank you, George. I get it.

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"Throw the dying in the sea. If any beg for mercy, cut their throats first." He had only contempt for such; better to drown on seawater than on blood.

Alright, George. That's enough.

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"I want a count of the ships we won and all the knights and lordlings we took captive. I want their banners too."

Did you say. . . banners?

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Obedience came naturally to Victarion Greyjoy; he had been born to it.

Yeah, well, we all have a breaking point.

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He gave the deck to Nute and went below. In his cramped cabin aft, he found the dusky woman wet and ready; perhaps the battle had warmed her blood as well. He took her twice, in quick succession. When they were done there was blood smeared across her breasts and thighs and belly, but it was his blood, from the gash in his palm.

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As a reward for his leal service, the new-crowned king had given Victarion the dusky woman, taken off some slaver bound for Lys. "I want none of your leavings," he had told his brother scornfully, but when the Crow's Eye said that the woman would be killed unless he took her, he had weakened. Her tongue had been torn out, but elsewise she was undamaged, and beautiful besides, with skin as brown as oiled teak.

According to Daenerys, Missandei has dusky skin, so it's possible the dusky woman is a slave from Naath. I'm told they're the best slaves. Apologies, I forget who said it.

Anyway, because she's a gift from Euron, many have speculated that Euron is using this woman to spy on Victarion aka he's warging inside of her. I can't even put into words how stupid I think that is.

Honestly, I think her sole purpose is to be a sounding board. His storyline can't be all internal monologue.

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The wind was at their backs, as it had been all the way down from Old Wyk. It was whispered about the fleet that Euron's wizards had much and more to do with that, that the Crow's Eye appeased the Storm God with blood sacrifice. How else would he have dared sail so far to the west, instead of following the shoreline as was the custom?

Can someone please just tell me if he can control the wind or not?

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"All fell out as Euron said it would," Victarion told the dusky woman as she bound up his hand with linen. "His wizards must have seen it." He had three aboard the Silence, Quellon Humble had confided in a whisper. Queer men and terrible, they were, but the Crow's Eye had made them slaves. "He still needs me to fight his battles, though," Victarion insisted. "Wizards may be well and good, but blood and steel win wars."

He's got a point.

A troubled look crossed the king's face like a passing cloud. "More like he plans some treachery. There will be no combat of champions. Ser Cortnay was dead before he ever threw that glove. The flames do not lie, Davos."

Yet they require me to make them true, he thought. - Davos II, ACOK

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He drank in the darkness, brooding on his brother. If I do not strike the blow with mine own hand, am I still a kinslayer? Victarion feared no man, but the Drowned God's curse gave him pause. If another strikes him down at my command, will his blood still stain my hands?

Two!

(Don't worry, he would never do it. No man is as accursed as the kinslayer.)

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"I placed the crown upon his head," said the priest, seaweed dripping in his hair, "and gladly will I wrest it off again and crown you in his stead. Only you are strong enough to fight him."

"The Drowned God raised him up," Victarion complained. "Let the Drowned God cast him down."

Victarion will drown, and he's my god, does that count?

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When the sun came up the next day, Aeron Greyjoy had vanished from Old Wyk. Even his drowned men knew not where. They said the Crow's Eye only laughed when he was told.

I think I know where you can find him.

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Victarion found himself remembering Baelor Blacktyde's words as well. "Balon was mad, Aeron is madder, and Euron is maddest of them all." The young lord had tried to sail home after the kingsmoot, refusing to accept Euron as his liege. But the Iron Fleet had closed the bay, the habit of obedience was rooted deep in Victarion Greyjoy, and Euron wore the driftwood crown. Nightflyer was seized, Lord Blacktyde delivered to the king in chains. Euron's mutes and mongrels had cut him into seven parts, to feed the seven green land gods he worshiped.

Boo, I liked him!

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His oarsmen bent their backs toward Oakenshield, and the iron captain went belowdecks once again. "I could kill him," he told the dusky woman. "Though it is a great sin to kill your king, and a worse one to kill your brother." He frowned.

Three!

(Don't worry, he would never do it. No man is as accursed as the kinslayer.)

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"Asha should have given me her voice." How could she have ever hoped to win the captains and the kings, her with her pinecones and her turnips?

SHE TRIED TO, YOU PEANUT.

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The night the driftwood crown was placed on Euron's head, she and her crew had melted away. Some small part of Victarion was glad she had. If the girl keeps her wits about her, she will wed some northern lord and live with him in his castle, far from the sea and Euron Crow's Eye.

How does he not know about the seal?

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The town [Lord Hewett's Town on Oakenshield] seemed strangely still as they approached.

[...]

A gang of sullen survivors moved amongst them, chasing off the black birds and tossing the dead into the back of a wagon for burial. The notion filled Victarion with disgust. No true son of the sea would want to rot beneath the ground. How would he ever find the Drowned God's watery halls, to drink and feast for all eternity?

Dead Greyjoys belong at the bottom of the sea.

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"Who are they?" he asked the men who helped tie up their boat.

"Widows and orphans. They're to be sold as slaves."

"Sold?" There were no slaves in the Iron Islands, only thralls. A thrall was bound to service, but he was not chattel. His children were born free, so long as they were given to the Drowned God. And thralls were never bought nor sold for gold. A man paid the iron price for thralls, or else had none. "They should be thralls, or salt wives," Victarion complained.

"It's by the king's decree," the man said.

"The strong have always taken from the weak," said Nute the Barber. "Thralls or slaves, it makes no matter. Their men could not defend them, so now they are ours, to do with as we will."

It is not the Old Way, he might have said, but there was no time.

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Nute the Barber gave a hoot at the sight of them. "Reader," he called out, "why is your face so long? Your misgivings were for nought. The day is ours, and ours the prize!"

Lord Rodrik's mouth puckered. "These rocks, you mean? All four together wouldn't make Harlaw. We have won some stones and trees and trinkets, and the enmity of House Tyrell."

I have no idea why the Reader is here, but I'm not complaining.

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"The roses?" Nute laughed. "What rose can harm the krakens of the deep? We have taken their shields from them, and smashed them all to pieces. Who will protect them now?"

"Highgarden," replied the Reader. "Soon enough all the power of the Reach will be marshaled against us, Barber, and then you may learn that some roses have steel thorns."

Drumm nodded, one hand on the hilt of his Red Rain. "Lord Tarly bears the greatsword Heartsbane, forged of Valyrian steel, and he is always in Lord Tyrell's van."

My goodness, that was forced. What a clumsy insertion that was.

Here's your periodic reminder that Heartsbane is important for reasons we've yet to uncover.

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Victarion's hunger flared. "Let him come. I will take his sword for mine own, as your own forebear took Red Rain. Let them all come, and bring the Lannisters as well. A lion may be fierce enough on land, but at sea the kraken rules supreme."

What about a stag? What's your history with stags at sea?

I may not know what's going on with Heartsbane, but I'm pretty confident we'll never see it in Victarion's hands.

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He would give half his teeth for the chance to try his axe against the Kingslayer or the Knight of Flowers. That was the sort of battle that he understood. The kinslayer was accursed in the eyes of gods and men, but the warrior was honored and revered.

I'm counting it.

Four!

(Don't worry, he would never do it. No man is as accursed as the kinslayer.)

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"Have no fear, Lord Captain," said the Reader. "They will come. His Grace desires it. Why else would he have commanded us to let Hewett's ravens fly?"

I love characters that break down exactly what's going on.

Euron wants the Tyrells, and Lannisters to respond. Got it.

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"The Knight [Harras Harlaw] took Grimston by himself. He planted his standard beneath the castle and defied the Grimms to face him. One did, and then another, and another. He slew them all . . . well, near enough, two yielded. When the seventh man went down, Lord Grimm's septon decided the gods had spoken and surrendered the castle." Hotho laughed. "He'll be the Lord of Greyshield, and welcome to it. With him gone, I am the Reader's heir." He thumped his wine cup against his chest. "Hotho the Humpback, Lord of Harlaw."

"Seven, you say." Victarion wondered how Nightfall would fare against his axe. He had never fought a man armed with a Valyrian steel blade, though he had thrashed young Harras Harlaw many a time when both of them were young.

Is that foreshadowing? Does Euron have a Valyrian steel sword?

More talk concerning the Reader's heir. Hm.

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The serving wenches wore fine woolens and plush velvets, the Lord Captain did not fail to note. He took them for scullions dressed up in the clothes of Lady Hewett and her ladies, until Hotho told him they were Lady Hewett and her ladies. It amused the Crow's Eye to make them wait and pour. There were eight of them: her ladyship herself, still handsome though grown somewhat stout, and seven younger women aged from twenty-five to ten, her daughters and good-daughters.

Lord Hewett himself sat in his accustomed place upon the dais, dressed in all his heraldic finery. His arms and legs had been tied to his chair, and a huge white radish shoved between his teeth so he could not speak . . . though he could see and hear.

[...]

"Who is that?" Victarion asked the men around him.

"His lordship's bastard daughter," laughed Hotho. "Before Euron took the castle, she was made to wait at table on the rest and take her own meals with the servants."

Euron put his blue lips to her throat, and the girl giggled and whispered something in his ear. Smiling, he kissed her throat again. Her white skin was covered with red marks where his mouth had been; they made a rosy necklace about her neck and shoulders. Another whisper in his ear, and this time the Crow's Eye laughed aloud, then slammed his wine cup down for silence. "Good ladies," he called out to his highborn serving women, "Falia is concerned for your fine gowns. She would not have them stained with grease and wine and dirty groping fingers, since I have promised that she may choose her own clothes from your wardrobes after the feast. So you had best disrobe."

Oh, Falia.

Falia, Falia, Falia.

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He shames Hewett as he once shamed me, the captain thought, remembering how his wife had sobbed as he was beating her. The men of the Four Shields oft married one another, he knew, just as the ironborn did. One of these naked serving wenches might well be Ser Talbert Serry's wife. It was one thing to kill a foe, another to dishonor him. Victarion made a fist. His hand was bloody where his wound had soaked through the linen.

It's so amusing when an objectively awful human being has a code of conduct. Lol

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The torches along the walls were burning bright, and so was he, blue lips, blue eye, and all. "What the kraken grasps it does not loose. These isles were once ours, and now they are again . . . but we need strong men to hold them. So rise, Ser Harras Harlaw, Lord of Greyshield." The Knight stood, one hand upon Nightfall's moonstone pommel. "Rise, Andrik the Unsmiling, Lord of Southshield." Andrik shoved away his women and lurched to his feet, like a mountain rising sudden from the sea. "Rise, Maron Volmark, Lord of Greenshield." A beardless boy of six-and-ten years, Volmark stood hesitantly, looking like the lord of rabbits. "And rise, Nute the Barber, Lord of Oakenshield."

[...]

Victarion had expected the Crow's Eye to give the lordships to his own creatures, Stonehand and the Red Oarsman and Left-Hand Lucas Codd. A king must needs be open-handed, he tried to tell himself, but another voice whispered, Euron's gifts are poisoned. When he turned it over in his head, he saw it plain. The Knight was the Reader's chosen heir, and Andrik the Unsmiling the strong right arm of Dunstan Drumm. Volmark is a callow boy, but he has Black Harren's blood in him through his mother. And the Barber . . .

Victarion grabbed him by the forearm. "Refuse him!"

Nute looked at him as if he had gone mad. "Refuse him? Lands and lordship? Will you make me a lord?" He wrenched his arm away and stood, basking in the cheers.

And now he steals my men away, Victarion thought.

For an idiot, he put this together rather quickly.

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Victarion drank with the rest. There is no wine so sweet as wine taken from a foe. Someone had told him that once. His father, or his brother Balon.

Are you sure?

Firelight glimmered in Euron's eye. His smiling eye. "Will you take a cup of Lord Hewett's wine? There's no wine half so sweet as wine taken from a beaten foe."

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One day I shall drink your wine, Crow's Eye, and take from you all that you hold dear. But was there anything Euron held dear?

That's a good question.

Five!

(Don't worry, he would never do it. No man is as accursed as the kinslayer.)

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"When?" The voice was Lord Rodrik's. "When shall we return, Your Grace? A year? Three years? Five? Your dragons are a world away, and autumn is upon us." The Reader walked forward, sounding all the hazards. "Galleys guard the Redwyne Straits. The Dornish coast is dry and bleak, four hundred leagues of whirlpools, cliffs, and hidden shoals with hardly a safe landing anywhere. Beyond wait the Stepstones, with their storms and their nests of Lysene and Myrish pirates. If a thousand ships set sail, three hundred may reach the far side of the narrow sea . . . and then what? Lys will not welcome us, nor will Volantis. Where will you find fresh water, food? The first storm will scatter us across half the earth."

The Reader might be the bravest person in the entire story.

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A smile played across Euron's blue lips. "I am the storm, my lord. The first storm, and the last. I have taken the Silence on longer voyages than this, and ones far more hazardous. Have you forgotten? I have sailed the Smoking Sea and seen Valyria."

Every man there knew that the Doom still ruled Valyria. The very sea there boiled and smoked, and the land was overrun with demons. It was said that any sailor who so much as glimpsed the fiery mountains of Valyria rising above the waves would soon die a dreadful death, yet the Crow's Eye had been there, and returned.

"Have you?" the Reader asked, so softly.

Euron's blue smile vanished. "Reader," he said into the quiet, "you would do well to keep your nose in your books."

Stormy!

Lord Rodrik's questioning that trip to Valyria, which means it never happened.

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"It is the Arbor we want," said Red Ralf, and other men took up the cry. The Crow's Eye let the shouts wash over him. Then he leapt down from the table, grabbed his slattern by the arm, and pulled her from the hall.

Fled, like a dog. Euron's hold upon the Seastone Chair suddenly did not seem as secure as it had a few moments before. They will not follow him to Slaver's Bay. Perhaps they are not such dogs and fools as I had feared.

You'll never guess who goes to Slaver's Bay.

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At some point Left-Hand Lucas Codd decided he wanted one of Lord Hewett's daughters, so he took her on a table whilst her sisters screamed and sobbed.

Ugh, god.

You start to enjoy the ironborn for one second, and they'll quickly make you regret it.

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Euron stood by the window, drinking from a silver cup. He wore the sable cloak he took from Blacktyde, his red leather eye patch, and nothing else.

The wind came gusting through the window and stirred his sable cloak. There was something obscene and disturbing about his nakedness.

"No." Victarion glanced away. "Cover yourself."

Euron seated himself and gave his cloak a twitch, so it covered his private parts.

Gosh, he's really bothered by the naked. I can't imagine why!

Victarion looked at his fists. "She gave me horns. I had no choice." Had it been known, men would have laughed at me, as the Crow's Eye laughed when I confronted him. "She came to me wet and willing," he had boasted. "It seems Victarion is big everywhere but where it matters." - The Iron Captain, AFFC

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"When I was a boy, I dreamt that I could fly," he announced. "When I woke, I couldn't . . . or so the maester said. But what if he lied?"

Did you fail the crow test?

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"Perhaps we can fly. All of us. How will we ever know unless we leap from some tall tower?"

[...]

"No man ever truly knows what he can do unless he dares to leap."

So profound.

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"Grapes are real. A man can gorge himself on grapes. Their juice is sweet, and they make wine. What do dragons make?"

"Woe." The Crow's Eye sipped from his silver cup.

From the sea had come the ironborn, and the fish that sustained them even in the depths of winter, but storms brought only woe and grief. - The Prophet, AFFC

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"I once held a dragon's egg in this hand, brother. This Myrish wizard swore he could hatch it if I gave him a year and all the gold that he required. When I grew bored with his excuses, I slew him. As he watched his entrails sliding through his fingers he said, 'But it has not been a year.'" He laughed. "Cragorn's died, you know."

"Who?"

"The man who blew my dragon horn. When the maester cut him open, his lungs were charred as black as soot."

Victarion shuddered. "Show me this dragon's egg."

"I threw it in the sea during one of my dark moods." Euron gave a shrug.

I'm calling big bullshit on this story.

I'm not saying he never owned an egg. I'm saying I don't buy for one second he tossed it in the sea because he was cranky.

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The captain took the cup Euron had not offered, sniffed at its contents suspiciously. Seen up close, it looked more blue than black. It was thick and oily, with a smell like rotted flesh. He tried a small swallow, and spit it out at once. "Foul stuff. Do you mean to poison me?"

"I mean to open your eyes." Euron drank deep from his own cup, and smiled.

You are the winged wolf, but you will never fly." Jojen got up and walked to the window. "Unless you open your eye." - Bran V, ACOK

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"Shade-of-the-evening, the wine of the warlocks. I came upon a cask of it when I captured a certain galleas out of Qarth, along with some cloves and nutmeg, forty bolts of green silk, and four warlocks who told a curious tale. One presumed to threaten me, so I killed him and fed him to the other three. They refused to eat of their friend's flesh at first, but when they grew hungry enough they had a change of heart. Men are meat."

One of those warlocks is Pyat Pree.

"Not all your enemies are in the Yellow City. Beware men with cold hearts and blue lips. You had not been gone from Qarth a fortnight when Pyat Pree set out with three of his fellow warlocks, to seek for you in Pentos." - Daenerys III, ADWD

Cold hearts, and blue lips. Count on Daenerys to screw up that warning.

I just had a thought! Wouldn't it be sweet if Euron gifted Daenerys Pyat Pree's head?

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"A king must have a wife, to give him heirs. Brother, I have need of you. Will you go to Slaver's Bay and bring my love to me?"

I had a love once too. Victarion's hands coiled into fists, and a drop of blood fell to patter on the floor. I should beat you raw and red and feed you to the crabs, the same as I did her.

Six!

(Don't worry, he would never do it. No man is as accursed as the kinslayer.)

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"You have sons," he told his brother.

"Baseborn mongrels, born of whores and weepers."

"They are of your body."

"So are the contents of my chamber pot. None is fit to sit the Seastone Chair, much less the Iron Throne. No, to make an heir that's worthy of him, I need a different woman. When the kraken weds the dragon, brother, let all the world beware."

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"The last of her line. They say she is the fairest woman in the world. Her hair is silver-gold, and her eyes are amethysts . . . but you need not take my word for it, brother. Go to Slaver's Bay, behold her beauty, and bring her back to me."

"Why should I?" Victarion demanded.

"For love. For duty. Because your king commands it." Euron chuckled.

[...]

Euron's smiling eye was bright with mockery. "Or do I ask too much of you? It is a fearsome thing to sail beyond Valyria."

"I could sail the Iron Fleet to hell if need be." When Victarion opened his hand, his palm was red with blood. "I'll go to Slaver's Bay, aye. I'll find this dragon woman, and I'll bring her back." But not for you. You stole my wife and despoiled her, so I'll have yours. The fairest woman in the world, for me.

Oh Vicky, I don't have high hopes for ya, bud. She gets every warning wrong.

Is there a better storyline in this series? I think not.

Final thoughts:

Why give control of the Shield Islands to the Greyjoys, open up the Mander, and expose Highgarden, if you don't intend to send an army through there?

My best guess is that's how we get the Dothraki to the Reach. Unlike the show, there will be no teleporting from Dragonstone.

(It still kills me, because they went through the trouble of showing us the Unsullied advancing on Casterly Rock by ship, but can't be bothered to tell us how one hundred thousand Dothraki made it to the Goldroad.)

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#operation stumpy re-read #affc #the reaver #victarion ii

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shiocreator · 11 months

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Happy mermay btw heres some krakens, one based off a blanket octopus (Grace, or Gra'kiusik'in) and the other based off the blue ring and dumbo octos (Joey, or Jo'abogab'r, fun fact i came up with his name cuz i saw a discord bot and then nicknamed him joey)

I think they're fun :]

#Mermay #Kraken oc #My art #Dunno what to tag tbh sgjhgshj #Octopus oc

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arielavader · 11 months

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Cryptid/Mythology theme park... I suppose you could either deicide it by creature type or area where they are "found". But think like, mermaid show, bigfoot hunter wooden rollercoaster through the woods, unicorn carousel, in search of Nessie, that's a "boat ride" over water where you catch glimpses of something. Attack of the Kraken that's an "underwater" thrill ride where your ship gets "attacked," an ice lair of the Yeti ride where you're exploring an "ice cave"; dragon flyers ala dumbo, explore the desert on the back of a giant eagle, a small worldesque boat ride around the world exploring mythology of different cultures, picture spots where you magically find "something" in the background of your photos. A "find the cryptids" ride that's like an omnimover shooting game but you're trying to take pictures of the creatures. A kids area where you go into a "dark area of the forest" and try to catch fairies.

So many possibilities from cultures around the world. Just sounded neat in my head. :)

#theme park dreams

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charleecat-bat · 1 year

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Now I feel like sharing what Vanilla is like in a few of my AU’s for fun and three come to mind for fun

Monster AU, Mermaid AU and Pokemon AU and also in the dinosaur but i’m too shy to talk about that rn cause it seems silly to me

In the monster AU girl got a rough life. Living in an olden time village alone with a daughter to raise and probably being looked down upon for that and then only to for her and her daughter to be accused of witchcraft which isn’t confirmed to be the case. Trying to flee into the large forest they lived by but Poor Cream wound up killed and herself mortally wounded. The only thing she had strength or thought to do before she died was to bury her daughter. She was eventually revived/reborn as a Dryad. A forest spirit that can manipulate all of nature. It took longer but her daughter was eventually reborn/revived as a fairy who thankfully had no memory of the incident that caused them to become what they are. To ensure it never happens again, she protects her and the forest they call their home and any mortal that enters well. You either be smart and leave quickly as she finds you or you’re dead. simple as that. She is the forest queen of fuck around and find out. She eventually opens up her forest to other non-mortal creatures like them to give them a safe place to live and she is the main protector despite having many dangerous creatures living there, she is the most dangerous.

In the mermaid au she is a giant squid while her daughter is a tiny little octopus (dumbo/flapjack) They live in the deep ocean but Cream visits the upper oceans more than Vanilla and Vanilla while she is sweet and tender to her daughter. SHE IS FEROCIOUSLY PROTECTIVE AND HAS KILLED TO PROTECT HER. and she frequently fights with other huge merfolk, especially sperm whales. MORTAL ENEMIES. She has definitely been mistaken for the kraken by normal folk. She’ll be nice to you as long as you prove you’re not gonna hurt her daughter. Vanilla in the dino au is hella similar.

In the pokemon au she isn’t quite like that but her backstory is still interesting. In the present day she’s a humble pokemon nurse who works from her. Her services aren’t nearly as expensive which is why people frequently come to her home clinic. But she’s no nurse joy, she wasn’t really planning on being much of a nurse to start with. She’s actually a retired pokemon champion! Her winning team conisisted of Blissey, Snorlax, Ditto, Kangaskhan, Charizard and Gengar. She was a really good fighter. She eventually chose to retire when she got pregnant with her daughter and she settled into nursing. Most of her battle team got rehomed with new trainers to continue training and battling, although it was a tearful goodbye but thankfully they got to keep seeing Vanilla unless they eventually passed away but I dont’ think all of them have yet. Blissey and Snorlax stuck around however and have been by her side for the longest time, heck one of them were definitely one of her first pokemon. She’s very knowledgeable on pokemon and even if you battle her now she’s most definitely got techniques to be able to win. She had fun getting to occasionally battle but she’s happy with nursing more these days. She’s happy to help pokemon and help their trainers too. Do not underestimate her.

and that’s it really lmao

#vanilla the rabbit #sonic the hedgehog #sth #monster au #mermaid au #pokemon au

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frippp · 1 year

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I drew a juvenile kraken from dnd! Its based of a dumbo octopus and its holding a toy boat practicing for when its older :D

#dnd #kracken #dnd monster #dnd oc #dnd 5e #dnd 5e oc #octopus #dumbo octopus

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teddiesbestestpal · 1 year

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Wrote a fake Sexypedia page for Tiefsee: Tiefsee is a orangish yellow colored Dumbo Octopus mascot from Persona 5 and is the right hand assistant of Akechi Goro like his master he too has ton of Tumblr Sexyman traits his tropes are as follows:

Non-Human: Literally a Orangish yellow Dumbo Octopus

Mysterious: It’s said he was created from a plush Akechi’s mom gave Akechi before she died but Yaldabaoth himself said he created Tiefsee to Counteract Igor’s creation of Morgana, though it’s not certain if Yaldabaoth is telling the truth or not.

Dominating: Is rather Himedere and demanding of others to point of towering over them and sometimes threatening them.

Tentacles: again A dumbo Octopus

Red eyes: Tiefsee has light reddish pink eyes

Distinct Eye imagery: Since Tiefsee is a octopus he has the same type of eyes irl octopi have, IE goat like eyes.

Technically Antagonist: Is in Cahoots with Akechi and knows about some of his true plan but gets turn into another black mask by Akechi being his madness and uses the persona Kraken, as well as acting pretty antagonistic to Morgana in general.

Johnlocked: With Morgana of course

Animal imagery: literally a octopus

Royal imagery: his Metaverse attire is a mix of a stereotypical prince/ King and a Sailor/Admiral

Classist: thinks he’s above Morgana and Akiren because he’s the pet of Akechi

Knifemurder: Jokingly when talking to Haru legitimately when Akechi turns him into another black mask

Vriska archetype: is either loved by the fans for bullying Morgana or hated by those who love Morgana BC of how much he bullies him

Well Dressed/Suitguy: IRL Tiefsee wears a light Ruby bowtie and human!Tiefsee from royal wears a sweater vest

Subverted trope: White Twink humanization even though Royal gave him a canonical human form most people don’t draw him as one and instead uses a design that is a mix between Balan’s true form from Balan Wonderland and the octolings from Splatoon.

#p5 tiefsee #p5 #persona 5 #p5r #persona 5 royal #self insert oc #yumejoshi #oc x canon #monsee

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