The Death of Jashius Chaesar
Happy Ides of March!
Featuring (left to right): @artofdansan, Whole, WWPH, Chonny, Mind, Kairos/the before., Heart, THDPH, Soul. As well as The Narrator/Mathias, and 20XX in the back
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i don't care if i come off as an elitist snob but i will literally stab myself with a sword if i see a single tsh post with references to the most stupid t*ylor album yet. if i see any crossposted tiktoks made by dark academia accounts making comparisons side by side to the secret history and The World's Most Oppressed Privileged White Woman Writing Shitty Poetry About How Miserable Existence Is For Her, The Album, i will fling myself into the ocean a la king aegeas. in fact, this is all the more reason for me to be the world's most smug and arrogant tsh fan ever. take me away, donna tartt!!
(swifties dni. just block me)
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The Narrator with Marla’s dress
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Eerrrmmmm first post idk how this cite works
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THIS PROPERTY IS CONDEMNED (1966)
I'll glitter when I walk, and sparkle when I dance.
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exemple of how not one word the narrator say is true : the beginning of the wild
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* I am deeply sorry but there was no room** on this poll for jack’s mom/milky white/cinderella’s family/steward/granny/the giants. it is so evil that tumblr dot com only has 12 answer slots
** “why include the wolf then?” well you see he has a whole entire song.
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Wally: So what am I doing here?
The Narrator: MONSTEROUS EXISTENCE.
Wally: No, I mean, what am I doing h e r e ?
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"You're on a path through the woods. And at the beginning of that path is a cabin. And in the basement of that cabin - until very recently - is where you lay trapped. You have to escape. If you don't, it will be the end of your future."
The Narrator: You are in a cabin in the woods. Also within those woods is a monster, and if you meet it, it will kill you. You want to leave this place, and your only chance is to avoid it, though it will inevitably find you.
The Narrator: Stepping outside, you will find a path. It is the only thing that will lead you to the end you seek.
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The Narrator: In the basement, you have made your bedroom. Within are bare essentials: your bed, a table beside your bed, and the only tool you've ever needed but hardly touched -- a pristine blade.
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into the woods really is one of the stories of all time. love to force the narrator into his own story and kill him (because he's not writing you how you want to be written, because you want a better story (who wouldn't?), because he's easy to blame). love to create a circular story by later becoming that narrator (who is also your dad) (like father like son), retelling the story as if your point of view isn't just as skewed and just as likely to be fought against by those within the story. love it!
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i swear i'm going to kill that stupid unreliable narrator poll on tumblr for putting "the singer of the main character" in there like WILL IS NOT UNRELIABLE IT'S FUCKING SATIRE STFU like whoever suggested that be in there needs to be doxxed
jesus fucking christ, anon
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