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#insane!peter
piived · 5 months
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I am such a slut for Danny having supernatural strength and being able to kill someone with a single slap because he’s used to fighting ghosts who are built Sturdy (and literally can’t die, that is very helpful in a sparing partner) so he has to learn such meticulous control when he moves to Gotham where he starts regularly getting into scuffles with humans who think he’s an easy target (he looks like he has the sturdiness of a wet newspaper) and the whole time he’s more stressed about not drawing the Bats attention by being too good or accidentally killing someone so he has to walk that fine line of acting like a scrawny loser and dipping out at his first chance without being clocked as a meta.
Danny, laying on the ground and getting kicked repeatedly by a thug: *tries to angle himself so the guy can kick out a knot in his back*
Danny: *deadpan* oh, ow, stop that hurts, oof
Robin, watching from the rooftop and recognizing the dramatics from the Supers: father there is a meta
Batman, also watching and having flashbacks to Clark’s earlier days: *so so tired and already mentally getting the adoption paperwork ready*
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caiabresebun · 9 months
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miles morales, spiderman 🌻
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yourlocalabomination · 4 months
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Giving the people what they demanded
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dawndauce · 4 months
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ah I love them, the friends. the buddies. pals. bros in love
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avocadoraisin · 1 month
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hits the Saw characters with my shrink ray
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keepthebeanscool · 5 months
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I JUST REALIZED ted going “you know what charlotte, i’m done” in tgwdlm vs pete going “you know what steph? i’m done!!” in npmd??? guys they. they say similar things because they’re brothers pete takes after his older brother!!! they!!!!!
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columboscreens · 3 months
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Please, friend, do you have the screencap where Columbo says something like, "the best way to make an omelet is no eggs, only milk!"? 🥺
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fun fact: the original line was "no milk, just eggs" but peter falk flubbed the line and they kept it in. makes me sad that we'll never get to see columbo bloopers
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2014-is-back · 1 month
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backbak100 · 1 year
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Sirius (seeing James and Regulus flirt on a quidditch match): Uh Moony, you know what they’re doing? Why isn’t Reggie getting the snitch? ITS RIGHT THERE!
Remus: I think he’s busy chasing Prongs eh Wormtail?
Peter: Dunno but Prongs is to busy talking Regulus to catch the damn quaffle…
Sirius: Holy shit
Remus: Padfoot-
Sirius (materializes a megaphone): PRONGS STOP TRYING FUCK MY BROTHER AND FOCUS ON THE FUCKING GAME
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fishblings · 2 months
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Piece inspired by this fic by @dollarstoreartsupplies ! It's an AU where Tinky is Peters imaginary friend like Webby is for Hannah and it lives rent free in my brain.
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thelesbiandeli · 1 month
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NOT GRACE CROSSING HERSELF OH MY LORD THE DETAILS IN THIS SHOW
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no guys wait you're my favourite 'what if'? you're my best I'll never know? part-time soulmate, full-time problem? it's me and my plus one at the afterlife? you're just the girl all the boys want to dance with? and I'm just the boy whose had too many chances? you are the sun and i am just the planets spinning around you? joke me something awful like kisses on the necks of best friends? I'm half doomed? you're semi sweet? i carved out a place in this world for two but it's empty without you? scar-crossed lovers, forever? in the end I'd do it all again, i think you're my best friend?
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sculkshrieking · 25 days
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cringe. is he gay?
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gryphll · 10 months
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Whatever. Chibifies your old men
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gay-little-axolotl · 3 months
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happy valentine’s day to the only couple ever
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kaiscumsock · 9 months
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evan peters evan peters evan peters
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