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hiseyebrowsaregone · 2 months
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Liam: Me when my boyfriend is asleep: Quiet, mutes phone volume, uses phone screen as a light so I don't wake him up with the actual lights.
Liam: My boyfriend when I'm sleeping: Watches videos on his phone with the volume ALL THE WAY UP-
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sun-spark · 2 years
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Liam: I can’t stand you!
Theo: *mocking* Sure, Princess
Liam: *flushes*
Theo: Oh. You like that.
Liam: Shut up.
Theo: Whatever you say, Princess.
Liam: *flustered*
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reidiot · 2 years
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theo: yeah i hate you, but i'd fuck you if you asked.
liam: what?
theo: what?
stiles, without looking up from his laptop: he said he'd fuck you if you asked.
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Theo: My future partner must be of utmost logical mindset and—
Liam: [trips over a potted plant and shouts at it to watch where it's going]
Theo:
Theo: I want that one.
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piastricism · 2 years
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liam: leave my noodles alone
theo: thats spaghetti
liam: my wiggly carbs
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mxflora · 3 months
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Liam: Why would you think any of this was a good idea?
Theo: Probably because I’m a chimera with a long history of violence.
Liam:
Theo: I don’t know how you keep forgetting that
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the dread doctors: *create a chimera of death whose manipulative skills are beyond human and whose coldheartedness will forever make him indifferent to everyone and everything*
the dread doctors: there is no way our creation will ever know what emotions feel like
liam: *breathes*
the dread doctors: well shi—
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livingdeadvoid · 1 year
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Liam: My mom told me to follow my dreams.
Scott: So you followed Theo around?
Stiles: I MEANT LIKE A CAREER OR SOMETHING
Theo: I don't know whether I should focus on the fact that I'm Liam's dream or the fact he called Stiles mom.
Mason: Probably the first one.
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azraphels · 20 days
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Stiles: From now on we will be using code names.
Stiles: You can address me as Eagle One.
Stiles: Malia is “been there done that”.
Stiles: Lydia is “currently doing that”.
Stiles: Derek is “it happened once in a dream”.
Stiles: Scott is “if I had to pick a dude”.
Stiles: And Theo is...
Stiles: Eagle Two
Theo: Oh thank god
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hiseyebrowsaregone · 3 months
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Liam: Hey, Theo. Made anyone cry today?
Theo: Sadly, no. But it’s only 4:30.
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skielatte · 1 year
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Ship post made from friends picks. If y’all have other ships you wanna see please lemme know, I need more ideas 🙏🏼
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Theo: *intense staring at Liam* 
Liam: So are we kissing or killing-?
Theo: My hands are literally wrapped around you!
Liam: Yeah, but like, affectionately or like “die” kinda way-
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miluftlec · 11 months
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outcastpack · 5 months
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More theo bday posts featuring his bffs and their child
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