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[hiseyebrowsaregone]

Stiles: I can’t mansplain, manipulate, or manwhore my way out of this one

Jackson: man slaughter it is then

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[eyebrowsaregonealt]

Erica: Stiles I dare you to kiss the next person to enter this room

Stiles: fine, I just hope it’s not Jackson

Derek, who was down stairs and heard the conversation: I’m gonna go check on Erica!

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[fairytail-incorrectquotes]

Natsu: Trust me!

Makarov: Trust you?

Natsu: Trust...trust Lucy?

Makarov: Lucy I trust.

#the og submitter said 'i submit to the fictional court' when they sent this in and ngl i love it #like i know they meant a court of law but i immediately thought of the court of the fae #and that's my aesthetic #i am a faery monarch of the land of Fairy Tail and its high capitol Incorrect Quotations #love it #makarov dreyar #makarov continues to be a mood #natsu dragneel #natsu continues to be a mood #lucy continues to be a mood #Nalu #fairy tail #source: teen wolf #fairy tail incorrect quotes #incorrect quotes #incorrect fairy tail quotes #incorrect quote #anime #manga #submission

[froggyhatesyou]

Being a pack mama should be tiring (๑´˘`๑)♡

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[kirah69]

Peter: You hid that body pretty well. I'll allow you to hug me for four seconds.

Stiles: Should't you say four to five seconds?

Peter: No. That's sex. I can fuck you if you want, but if you want a hug, it'll be four seconds.

Stiles: ...

Stiles: Four to five seconds, please.

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[gay-wilfs]

Stiles: “You can’t just keep adopting every stray werewolf you see on the streets!”

Scott, motioning towards Isaac and Alec: “Watch me.”

#source: unknown #got it from tumblr though it's just been in my drafts for a while #teen wolf #teen wolf incorrect quotes #incorrect quotations #incorrect quotes #liam dunbar #scott mccall #isaac lahey #alec teen wolf

[theiceemperor]

Isaac, at some point: This is the third time I've been a murder suspect. That makes me want to kill someone so you don't waste your time.

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[capricornsicle]

Liam, absolutely hammered: did you know snakes have this thing called a hemipenis where they have two dicks

Mason, equally drunk: Theo also has two dicks

Mason: one in his pants, one in his personality

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[confusedbisposts]

Teen wolf X incorrect quote

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[thiamismyanchor]

Liam: You're not my babysitter!

Theo: No, I'm not. Babysitter's at least get paid for the crap they have to put up with.

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[hiseyebrowsaregone]

Derek: What are you doing?

Stiles: Talking to God.

Derek: Is he telling you to kill everyone?

Stiles: Yeah.

Derek: That’s not God, that’s Peter in the attic.

Peter (in the attic): Why must you always spoil my fun, Derek?

Stiles: Well then Peter has some good fucking advice!

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[hiseyebrowsaregone]

stiles: i came out to have a good time and i'm honestly feeling so attacked right now.

Isaac: i came out to attack people and i'm honestly having such a good time right now.

jackson: i came out.

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[hiseyebrowsaregone]

Erica: how did you break your foot?

Stiles: you see those porch stairs?

Erica: yeah?

Stiles: I didn't.

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[hiseyebrowsaregone]

Derek: Stiles, you'll be working with Erica and Isaac

Stiles: Alright! My fantasy threesome!

Everyone else, blank stares

Stiles: ...Of people on a team.

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[hiseyebrowsaregone]

Stiles texting Scott

Stiles: I WANT TO GIVE HIM THINGS

Stiles: LIKE BLOWJOBS AND SELF ESTEEM!

Scott: Please stop talking.

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[hiseyebrowsaregone]

Derek: Being a man sucks

Lydia: Being stiles’s man wouldn’t

Derek: *blushes*

Stiles: Are ya hitting on Derek, for me?

Lydia: Shut up, it’s working

Derek: It is.

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