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#incorrect shigadabi quotes
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Tomura: You should be addicted to shutting the fuck up.
Dabi, with an unhinged grin: You wanna fuck me so bad it makes you look stupid.
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codiecoda · 1 year
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Chapstick
Toga: Hey Dabi I bet you that you can't Tomura to wear chapstick!
Dabi: *already applying chapstick* Bet-
[Currently working on a fic reguarding this idea that fully fleshes it out. Will be posted onto AO3 when finished under the name: codie_coda (title of the fic will be "Chapstick")]
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poppy5991 · 1 month
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Shigaraki: So Dabi and I are dating…
Compress: I think you dropped something.
Shigaraki: What?
Compress: Your standards.
Dabi: Ok, I’m not gonna lie. That was funny. I’ll allow it.
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ishowerwithcats · 2 years
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shiggy drinks alone
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mha-quotes-and-such · 11 months
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Shigaraki: Kurogiri made me care about stupid things
Magne: Like what?
Shigaraki: Family. Humanity. My well being
Kurogiri: Don't forget Dabi
Shigaraki, gagging: And Dabi
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lemony-7 · 10 months
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LOV INCORRECT QUOTES
Dabi, kicking down the door: Wassup, sluts? Guess who just got out of jail!
Shigaraki: Sluts?
Twice: Jail?!
Toga, waving aggressively: Hiya, Dabi!!
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Toga: So, Shigaraki, do you have a crush on anyone?
Shigaraki: The only crush I have is this crushing anxiety.
Toga:
Shigaraki:
Shigaraki: ...Dabi's kinda hot too I guess.
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kirikami-my-beloved · 2 years
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Dabi: Punch me in the face.
Tomura: ...Punch you?
Dabi: Yes, punch me, didn’t you hear me?
Tomura: I always hear ‘punch me in the face’ while you’re speaking but it’s usually just subtext.
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cjs-51703 · 2 years
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Toga: So are you a little spoon or a big spoon?
Shigaraki: I'm a knife.
Dabi, lying on the couch across the room: He's little spoon.
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shigadabi incorrect quotes
Dabi:what the fuck did you just say?
Shigaraki:you touch my tralalala.. OMMMMMMM my ding dang dong
Shigaraki:Y'know without your scars I think you'd look soft.
Dabi:first of all-
Dabi:don't use your hands baby use what you're good at.
Shigaraki: I'm not good with my hands?
Dabi: I love you hun but for FUCKS SAKE-
Dabi:are you seeing anyone?
Shigaraki blushing:no?
Dabi:good go get a therapist
Shigaraki stepping on endeavor dicking him down:
Dabi: I'm kinda hot and bothered for crusty right now I don't know why-
Shigaraki drunk:ashy cooch my favorite cooch
Dabi absolutely wasted:I'd knock the dust of that pussy huh?
Shigaraki tryna blackmail dabi:endeavor todoroki
Dabi:Kotaro Shimura
Shigaraki:HOW THE FUCK DO YOU KNOW MY DADS NAME?!
Dabi:you said his name before I just remembered
Shigaraki:..
Dabi laying on shigarakis tiddies:
Shigaraki:what the fuck are you doing?
Dabi:when world hard and cold tiddies are warm and soft :)
Shigaraki being an actual good lover: do you consent to my kissing you-
Dabi who's never really gotten a ounce of happiness: Stop turning me on-
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kill-cry-die · 3 years
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Shigaraki: You know, I'm starting to regret showing you how that blender works.
Dabi, drinking toast: Why do you say that?
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Dabi: How are we gonna get in?
Tomura: Don’t worry, I’ve got the keys.
Tomura: [dusts a window]
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kailashbabu · 2 years
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Dabi: How did you even find me?
Shigaraki: I thought 'where is he?' and then I saw the explosion
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poppy5991 · 6 months
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connor-likes-dogs · 2 years
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Toga: Y/N can't be good at everyting! Maybe she's a terrible kisser.
Dabi & Shigaraki: No, she's good at that too
Toga: What?
Dabi & Shigaraki: What?
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mha-quotes-and-such · 10 months
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Shigaraki: I was attracted to you first
Dabi: Well I confessed first
Shigaraki: Well I asked you out first!
Dabi: Well I said I love you first!
Shigaraki: Well I proposed first!
Dabi: Yeah? Well I-
Dabi: Wait you WHAT
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