#incorrect hetalia

[thirdlotusprince3]

Germany: You were stabbed. Do you remember anything?

Japan: Only the ambulance ride to the hospital

Germany: That wasn’t an ambulance, I drove you.

Japan: but I heard a siren.

Germany: That was Italy screaming.

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[marsinout]

England: Tell me your deepest fantasy. Germany: 8 to 12 hours of uninterrupted sleep.

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[jwdoodles]

Lithuania: Romano, please keep an eye on America today. He's gonna say something to the wrong person and get himself punched.

Romano: Sure, I'd love to see America get punched.

Lithuania:

Lithuania: Try again.

Romano:

Romano: I will stop America from getting punched.

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[marsinoff]

England: I won a new phone in a race. France: Huh? What kind of race lets you win a phone, Arthur? England: A race between the store owner, the cop, and me.

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[irithnova]

Review was for a buttplug

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[rottenappleinthebox]

Spain: Imagine going through the work of colonizing native cultures just for other countries to call your ex-colony a "second Italy"

Romano with a Best Dad mug: Sucks to suck

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[iliketothimkimfunny]

Watching Mulan China: Do you know what the lesson is? Vietnam: Don't get married. Go to war.

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[jarabe-de-miel]

Mexico: Sí, o sea, le pones tapa al sartén para que se c…

España: …

Mexico: …

España: Para que se ¿qué?

Mexico: Para que se coza.

España: CUEZA, COÑO, CUEZAAA.

Mexico: Aish.

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[chickendrawsstuff]

Old sketch, Alfred, with a pornstache

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[kan-be]

#it was supposed to be a quick sketch but I don’t know how to make a sketchy bg that would look good 😋 #so it is what it is #hetalia #hws #fruk #nyotalia #nyo france #nyo england #aph england #aph france #outfits prolly are incorrect and belong to different eras but tssssssssss

[nadohunter]

Uh.... Maybe it was a Freudian slip... (Based on that moment from the last episode of Hazbin Hotel bc I had to...)

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[thirdlotusprince3]

Lithuania: *sneezes*

Poland:

Lithuania: What your not even going to say “bless you”?

Poland: I’m sitting here with you, you’ve already been blessed.

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[marsinout]

Lithuania: 👀 Poland: His big doleful eyes and violently self-destructive tendencies have captivated me.

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[jwdoodles]

England: You lied?

Sealand: We may have.

England: You may have or you did?

America:

Sealand:

America: We may have did.

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[marsinoff]

Poland: What do you crave more than anything? Latvia: Stability. Lithuania: Peace of mind. Ukraine: Chocolate chip pancakes.

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[irithnova]

Mongolia: Anyways I am the DIRECT heir to the GREAT KHUNNU (Xiongnu) Empire 💪💪 Don't question me

Xiongnu watching from hell: Who the hell is this person

China: ....

A few hundred years later

Manchuria: Anyways Mongolia told me HIMSELF that I am his son and the direct heir to the yuan <3

Mongolia: I never fucking said that

China: ...Northerners

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