#hws incorrect quotes

[thirdlotusprince3]

(America): onion rings are just vegetable donuts.

(Japan): sure.

(America): your stomach thinks all potatoes are mashed.

(Japan): ....ok.

(America): lasagna is just spaghetti flavored cake.

(Japan): .......

(America): lobsters are mermaids to scorpions.

(Japan): America, i’m begging you to stop.

(South Korea): *fascinated* no, continue please.

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[heta-micronomics]

France: I am the sexiest bitch in my therapist's waiting room.

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[coralcatsea]

Ancient Greece: You need a name so that you may walk more easily amongst humans.

Greece: How about I use the name of the legendary hero, Heracles?

Ancient Greece: Hmm. It is a good name, meaning "glory of Hera". Hopefully it will suit you far better than the mortal. Now for a last name, I have a suggestio–

Greece: Karpusi. 🍉

Ancient Greece: ...You want to be Heracles Watermelon?? Watermelon is not a name.

Greece: I like watermelons.

Ancient Greece: It doesn't sound very impressive...

Greece: This watermelon is the glory of Hera, it's very impressive.

Ancient Greece: -sigh- As you wish...

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[jwdoodles]

Young America: How are you feeling today, Dad?

England: Are you asking because you care, or because you're deciding if you should tell me bad news?

Young America:

Young America: I dropped a whole apple in the toilet.

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[iliketothimkimfunny]

Watching Mulan China: Do you know what the lesson is? Vietnam: Don't get married. Go to war.

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[madam-of-lithuania]

[Cw: NSFW]👀

CanLiet incorrect quotes

Them making love

Lithuania: O-OH~MMHHHH~ Mattie it feels so fucking good!

Lithuania: AAAHHHH~MMHHHH MAATTTIEE!

*Mattie is the top and Tolys is the bottom*

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[icebear4president]

America: Arthur, you know how you’re dating the most beautiful human being ever to exist? AKA me?

England: No. But please continue.

America: Earlier I ate a whole bag of glitter so that the inside of me will look as good as the outside.

England: Why? Why would you do that?

America: Because it sounded like a good idea at first, but please take me to the hospital, I think I’m dying.

England: As long as you sit on the other side of the room from me, and not tell anyone we know each other.

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[elithegnome]

Sealand,Desperately reaching for the car radio: Sweden:Nej Ladonia: But why? Sweden: ’cuz Sealand:Because why? Sweden: ’cuz dr’ver gets t’ pick. *Waterloo by ABBA plays* Ladonia: ABBA?! Where are we even going?! Sweden: Sealand:…Dad? Sweden:Ikea

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[obmessed]

USPH: Joint Military Exercise

I just watched a video of a the Philippine army’s joint military exercises with the Americans, where they teach them how to survive in the jungle. And the first thing they did was how to handle a snake. 

Which reminds me of that episode where America ran away because he saw a snake. Now I’m just imagining Piri being a jackass to America and chased him around with a snake his hands.

America: Get that fucking thing away from me bitch!

Piri: It don’t bite 🙂

America: Yes it do! Get that-!

And then I skipped to them eating, which everyone down at the comments assumed was the snake.

America: Hey, this is actually good for something hunted down from the jungle. What is this stuff?

Piri: Remember that snake I manhandled?

America:😨

Piri: Pshhh, relax man! I wouldn’t do that to you! Well without your knowledge that is.

America: ....

Piri: Don’t believe me? I got the snake right here 🐍

America: What? It’s fake?!

Piri: Yeah it’s fake, told you it don’t bite

America: ....you’re an asshole, you know that?

Piri: Sure am and sure do

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[demiboydemon]

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[thirdlotusprince3]

Japan: be careful, that plate is hot

Nyo America: i am Daenerys Stormborn of House Targaryen, of the Blood of Old Valerya, the Unburnt, Mother of Dragons, khaleesi to Drogo’s riders, and queen of the Seven Kingdoms of Westeros. I am blood of the dragon. Fire cannot kill a dragon

Nyo America : ah sh-t that's hot

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[heta-micronomics]

Seborga: At five this morning, I watched Molossia pour a 5 Hour Energy into his coffee, say "I'm going to die," and drink the whole thing. Luxembourg: Really? Because I saw him brew that coffee with Monster instead of water. Seborga: At this point, I can't tell if I'm more horrified or impressed. Molossia: ...I think I've ascended.

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[nadohunter]

Uh.... Maybe it was a Freudian slip... (Based on that moment from the last episode of Hazbin Hotel bc I had to...)

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[jwdoodles]

America: You can say 'have a nice day' without a problem, but you cannot say 'enjoy the next 24 hours' without sounding vaguely threatening Romano: How the fuck did you get into my house?!

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[iliketothimkimfunny]

Scotland, about PortEng: How did the break-up go? England: Well, I started crying because he gave me some gold. England: And then we made out and spent the night together. England: But this morning, in the cold light of day, I cooked breakfast, and we made out some more. England: ... Wales: Wow, you opposite-of-broke-up with him. Ireland: And then you poisoned him.

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[kioneira]

Learning about the Polish situation after the partitions is so funny because you learn that after one of the Uprisings when everything from language to culture got banned in the Prussian part of the Annexation, (it got banned everywhere but let's ignore that for a moment) some Germans started to get interested in that because "why is it banned"?

And I just imagine the situation where poor Gilbert is just sitting in his study or just some office space doing paperwork maybe, and teenager Ludwig just comes in and is like:

Ludwig/Germany "I wanna learn Polish"

Gilbert/Prussia "You what now?"

It's the greatest revenge of Feliks.

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