Kidnapper: We have your son.
Castile: I don't have a son.
Kidnapper: Then who just asked for a warm chocolate milk and made us cut the crusts off his sandwich?
Castile: Oh my god! You have Aragon!
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I want to make fun of stupid people while I get drunk, my two true passions.
Romano
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Spain: I'm 23, I'm a celebrity and today, I'm going to die.
Castile: No word of that was true.
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I'm going to say that there's a chance that I didn't think this through completely.
Prussia, after getting young Germany and realising he has no idea what to do with a child
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100 posts!
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Japan to Germany and Italy: Hey guys, I just discovered a new drug.
Japan: It's called your relationship, and I'm high on it.
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Oh, I love Paris! At least how its represented in Ratatouille.
America
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Denmark: I need someone to fill out a lineup. Will you be scary Tino?
Finland: Oh, I love being scary Tino. He says what regular Tino's thinking.
Finland: THIS IS TAKING TOO LONG! I'M GOING TO MISS THE FARMER'S MARKET!
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England, talking about America: Once he starts talking about burgers, he's basically useless until he eats a burger.
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Watching Mulan
China: Do you know what the lesson is?
Vietnam: Don't get married. Go to war.
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I hate people. Life sucks. Nothing good ever happens.
Romano
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Scotland, about PortEng: How did the break-up go?
England: Well, I started crying because he gave me some gold.
England: And then we made out and spent the night together.
England: But this morning, in the cold light of day, I cooked breakfast, and we made out some more.
England: ...
Wales: Wow, you opposite-of-broke-up with him.
Ireland: And then you poisoned him.
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Scandinavia: What kind of woman doesn't have an axe?
Germania:...
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Scotland, during the auld alliance: I'm not doing too well. I have this headache that comes and goes.
France:(Walks into the room)
Scotland: Oh look, there it is again.
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Romano: Spain and I slept together.
Belgium: And?
Romano: I thought you'd be a little more shocked.
Belgium: Oh, sorry.
Belgium, in a shocked voice: And?!
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With great power comes great need to take a nap. Wake me up later.
Romano, at any given moment
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He gets distracted by loud noises, the colour red, smooth jazz, shiny things, food smells, music boxes, shiny things, boobs, barking dogs and anyone saying “look over there!”
Germany describing Italy
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