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#incorrect frerard quotes
killjoys-never-die · 1 year
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Frank: Help! I’m drowning!
Gerard: Calm down. We’re only in six feet of water!
Frank: NOT ALL OF US ARE TALL!
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release-the-mccracken · 2 months
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Party: Here, let me try some makeup on you. Ghoul: Cruelty free? Party: Oh, yes. I'll be very gentle.
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livtilyoudie · 4 years
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Frerard and Umbrella Academy, my two favorite things
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bloodys1ren · 2 years
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d3adalien · 3 years
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Fun Ghoul: Is there a sign we should watch for if something goes wrong?
Party Poison: if I get shot, or scream "fuck."
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mortallyfamousyaya · 2 years
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I imagine Bandit, Cherry, Lily and Miles scrolling thru the net and ending up on one of those videos where people are like 'frerard moments' or things like that. then clicking on it. then being like "our dads kissing????". then being like "oh, our dads kissing". then again being like "our dads kissing?!?!?". and once again being "oh, okay, our dads kissing".
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amarylliskilljoy · 4 years
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Turtle Eggs
Gerard: I can’t believe you murdered an innocent baby turtle egg
Frank: It was an honest mistake! I thought it was a ping pong ball cause they’re both small and white!
Gerard: You’re also small and white, and how many people have mistaken you for a ping pong ball?
Frank: ...none...
Gerard: Exactly.
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holding0ntogee · 4 years
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MIKEY: Frank, are you okay?? You were drunk as fuck yesterday...
FRANK: What are you talking about?? I wasn't drunk.
RAY: Sure? You were screaming "I FUCKING LOVE GERARD WAY" and then you asked him to marry you...
FRANK: I WASN'T drunk.
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festivenatural · 4 years
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Frank: me and Gerard are so close we share a toothbrush
Gerard: we what
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xx-emoidiot-xx · 4 years
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Incorrect MCR Quote #15
Flight attendant: Please make sure all small items are safe and secure.
Gerard: *turns to Frank*
Frank: Do NOT.
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witchmd13 · 4 years
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Gerard: on second thought, gum would be perfection.
Frank: [stares at him before giving him a piece of gum]
Gerard, thinking: Gum would be perfection. Gum would be perfection. I could have said gum would be nice, could have said I’ll have a stick. But no, no, no, no, no, for me, gum is perfection. I loathe myself.
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killjoys-never-die · 1 year
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Gerard: Pick a card, any card.
Frank: Fine.
Gerard: Wait, that's my credit card!
Frank: You said any card.
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Mikey, about Bert and Gerard: They make a cute couple, don't they?
Frank: They sure are standing next to each other.
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livtilyoudie · 4 years
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Gerard: Don’t tell Frank, but I’d fuck him if he asked.
Frank, across the room: What.
Gerard: What.
Mikey, from the couch: He said he’d fuck you if you asked.
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whatthefuckgerard · 5 years
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Gerard: hey Frank, did you notice it's a little muggy out today?
Frank: I swear to god, Gerard, if I look outside and all our mugs are on the lawn
Gerard: [sips coffee out of a bowl]
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d3adalien · 3 years
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[Party Poison and Kobra Kid talking about Fun Ghoul]
Kobra Kid: Are you into convicted criminals?
Party Poison: Okay, accessory to crime isn't technically the crime itself.
Kobra Kid: It's still a crime.
Party Poison: Is it, though?
Kobra Kid: YES!!!
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