Giles: I'm, as the kids say, "awake"
Jenny: Do you mean "woke"?
Giles: Yes, but it's grammatically incorrect
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Buffy : This is my ex-boyfriend, Spike
Spike: I told you to stop calling me that
Spike: I'm her husband.
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Ethan: i dont remember that
Giles: i would say your memory is the worst thing about you
Giles: but i cant ignore your personality :/
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Spike: Bad things keep happening to me, like I have bad luck or something.
Buffy: Spike, you don't have bad luck. The reason bad things happen to you is because you're a dumbass.
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Buffy: Of course my fashion sense is great. I didn't spend all that time in the closet for nothing.
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Buffy: Did you tell anybody we're engaged?
Spike: Yes, Buffy, I have no self control and I told the pretzel vendor we're engaged.
Buffy: Ok, no need to be sarcastic.
Spike: No, seriously, I have no self control and I told the pretzel vendor we're engaged.
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Spike: You're flirting.
Buffy: I have a knife to your throat.
Spike: Seducing, really.
(c: @akwardsilince)
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Giles: i love you so much
Giles: i have literally adopted you
Giles: but if you uwu nya nya at me again-
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Spike: *sipping out of a World's Greatest Brother mug*
Buffy: where did you get that?
Spike: Dawn gave it to me
Dawn: I did not
Spike *slamming his mug down*: I DESERVE IT
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