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#incorrect aib quotes
Niragi: "Guess it's dead."
Y/N: "NO, IT'S STILL MOVING!"
Niragi: *Takes his rifle and shoots*
Niragi: "Guess it's dead."
Y/N: "DID YOU SERIOUSLY SHOOT DOWN THE BUG???"
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prodbyblush · 1 year
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Chota: *sensually caresses the wall before opening the lights* Chota: What a turn on Arisu:... Karube:... Karube: This is why you're a virgin
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wishfuldr3aming · 9 months
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Chishiya: Alright, listen up you little shits.
Chishiya: Not you, Ippei. You’re an angel and we’re thrilled you’re here.
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thee-yunatic-pixie · 2 years
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kuina: i really like eminem
arisu: i prefer skittles
kuina: no like, the rapper.
arisu: why would you eat the wrapper?!
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borderlinebox · 1 year
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Just before the King of Diamonds game -
Y/N: I'll wait for you.
Chishiya: Why?
Y/N: Because that's what people do when they care.
Y/N: They wait.
chishiya (loved) hated that.
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httpsclarye · 1 year
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Arisu: Why are you on the floor?
Chishiya: I'm depressed.
Chishiya: Also I was stabbed, can you get Kuina, please
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surelystaggering · 1 year
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Arisu: *Gently taps table*
Chishiya: *Taps back*
Usagi: What are they doing?
Kuina: Morse code.
Arisu: *Aggressively taps table*
Chishiya: *Slams hands down* YOU TAKE THAT BACK-
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nirashiyahell · 5 months
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Chishiya : We can't lose. Because we have this. *points to their chest*
Niragi : We have heart?
Chishiya : Heart? No, me. I'm pointing at myself. I'm going to win this for us.
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shunchitaro · 1 year
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AiB Incorect Quotes
Kuina: What’s the most dangerous thing you’ve ever done that nobody thinks you’re capable of doing? Niragi: Exist Chishiya: express emotions Arisu: kiss a girl? Tatta: dropping a car on someone and cutting their hand off Niragi:  Niragi: next time we have another game with each other remind me to refrain from calling you names <><><><> Kuina: I’m so happy that people actually care for me Chishiya: Since when have I not cared about you? Kuina: I thought you were incapable of emotions <><><><> Karube: You all are going to die without dating anybody! Chota and Arisu, inspecting their nails: sure <><><><> Niragi, minding his business Chishiya appearing, holding a water gun and a can of gas: Niragi, how do you want me to burn you tonight? Niragi, tired of his antics: Can I just jump off a cliff and kill myself instead <><><><> Chishiya: I feel sick Ann: did he eat something bad? he’s rarely sick Kuina: he accidentally displayed the happy emotion earlier and he thinks he’s going to die Chishiya, getting pale: I haven’t even prepared my funeral Kuina: Stop worrying Chishiya it doesn’t look good on you
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whalyrae · 1 year
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Kuina : I can’t believe you live nearby, and you won’t let anyone crash at your place. Chishiya : You people already know too much about me. Arisu : I know exactly three facts about you, and one of them is that you won’t let any of us crash at your place.
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arichishiya · 5 months
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AiB Incorrect Quotes
Arisu: *ready to completely trust Chishiya with his life to execute the plan* Chishiya: I see your value now. Arisu: That's the nicest thing anyone ever said to me.
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Chishiya: I discovered at a very young age that if I talked long enough I can make anything right or wrong. So either I'm God or the truth is relative.
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Usagi: You've been sexually harassing me since the very first day I arrived at the Beach. Niragi: Sexually harassing? That makes no sense. Why would I harass someone that turns me on?
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Arisu: I need you to roleplay as my father so I can digest some stuff. Chishiya: I don't want to be your father. Arisu: Perfect, you already know your lines.
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Arisu to Niragi: You're very confident, I'll say that. Kuina: Yeah but you shouldn't be.
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aceofspadegrass · 9 months
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Incorrect Quote
*The squad is over at Kuina's house* Chishiya: Ohhhh, we each get our own oven? Kuina: ... N-No... Kuina, laughing: How many ovens do you think I have??? Chishiya, motioning to their kitchen: Three, I thought! Last Boss: I see a- Kuina, motioning to one device: This is a microwave. Chishiya: Oh, well I-
Kuina: Hey wait wait, actually- hang on- *fiddles with the buttons on the microwave* Kuina, amazed: Its got a bake setting! Arisu: Ohoho, you learn something new every day! Niragi: Do we- Do we roshambo for who gets to pick first? Kuina: Now I've just discovered I have more ovens than I thought, we don't have to roshambo nothin! Kuina: I am someone who owns four ovens... Kuina, louder and way too happy: I am someone... who owns FOUR OVENS... Kuina: I didn't know I was so rich with ovens... Usagi, pointing to another appliance: Also the toaster oven! Kuina: Chishiya: Ohhh, toasty boy! Four- Five ovens! Kuina: Kuina, fucking ECSTATIC: I AM SOMEONE WHO OWNS FIVE OVENS
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prodbyblush · 1 year
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Y/N: do you think i'll get a boyfriend this year? Kuina: i don't think so...but i think a girlfriend yes Y/N: how about you be my girlfriend? Kuina:👀
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wishfuldr3aming · 8 months
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Ann: They look like a real handful. How do you deal with them?
Aguni, watching Arisu screaming, Chishiya trying to set a sleeping Niragi on fire, and Tatta choking on air: I don't know either.
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bloodwrittenballad · 1 year
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chishiya: i have no fears
kuina: what if you lost your white hoodie
chishiya: … i have one fear
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borderlinebox · 1 year
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okay but what if Chishiya told Y/N to stop eating that one cookie brand; the one where kotoko and the jack of hearts communicated with, because they keep taking them every round and eating them.
but it's their favorite.
and they whine and pout cause chishiya needs them to stick to the plan. and chishiya keeps telling them to try out his cookies instead. but they're all like "im not eating your bland cookies!" and just sits there, all salty
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