TWO COWBOYS KISS BUT I ACTUALLY GIVE THE STORY THIS TIME!!!
I'll tell you, in all of my years of living, I never met a stranger couple than these two. It's not the fact that they're both men or that one probably carries fleas, but rather how it all started. See, we get criminals around these parts often, so a new crook showing up was no big deal. However, this man was different.
For him, it wasn't about the money (well, it sorta was), but rather the kick he got out of it. All of his heists were like a game to him, as if he was trying to test himself. He had an odd way of doing things and always left clues for us to follow. Surprisingly though, no matter how many gunshots you hear, no one ever gets hurt. Some think he's a bad aim, others think he only uses it to bluff his way through a tough spot. Either way, Wolf was one of the most notorious crooks in our town. I think I speak for everyone when I say that I never had the slightest thought that when Sheriff Buckley finally got off his ass to do something about it, he would have Wolf end up in more than just a jail cell.
God damn.
I don't know how any of these feelings started.
It was a typical, quiet sunday afternoon, well, until I got a guy busting into my office and screaming about a train robbery. Now, I had a general idea of this "Wolf" guy at first. From what I had gathered, he was a wild card. He always had a few tricks up his sleeve and he was pretty much the definition of unpredictable. There was no legal documents about him either so even though he showed his face as much as he wanted, no one knew his real name. Which is fucking stupid.
So, here I was, riding out to the small town where all this supposedly happened. Sure, Thornborough is a large area and I am the sheriff, but couldn't someone else have done this job? Either way, I don’t have anything better to do and no one else can get this asshole, so I gotta do all this shit myself.
As my horse moved along down the road toward St. Patrick, I looked back at my men. Most of them looked like they had only half a fly living inside their heads.
After about thirty or so, we were just outside of Thornborough's border and wouldn’t you know. Not a single soul in sight. The only sound we heard was the wind blowing through the trees. At least until we could hear a laugh in the distance. His god damned laugh. That same laugh that made me want to strangle him from that point on. The fact he was just so cocky about a heist he didn’t even finish was already annoying.
I guess I was too busy dwelling on the situation cause the train sped past and kind of scared me a little I’m not gonna lie.
I speed up. Thought if I could catch up to the closest cart, I could throw myself up and climb the cart. So I threw myself off of my horse and grabbed onto a train cart, slamming my face against the wall and pretty sure getting a splinter or two as I lift myself up onto the top. I see Wolf sitting on top of the locomotive, picking at his teeth all bored looking. He hears me stomp and stumble my ass over and gives a cheeky grin.
"Finally! I was wonderin' when things would get interestin'," He grabbed my hand and pulled me up to my feet. "Come 'ere."
What’s with this guy? Acting like we’re best buds or something as he dusted me off and… gave me a handshake…
“Howdy, name’s Wolf, but ya probably already knew that. Anyway you’re probably here to ‘serve justice’ and ‘lock me away for good’, right?”
I barely make a squeak and he already gives me a smile and pats me on the shoulder.
“Great! So basically how this is gonna go-“
I knee him hard in the stomach and cover his mouth.
“You think I’m playing with you? You got a lotta nerve thinking you’re just gonna- OW-“
He bites my hand with his sharp- fangs? They’re definitely fangs. No normal man has teeth that damn sharp.
“Waltz in here, act like this is a game, something you’re wrong something, yadda yadda. I already know the whole speech Sheriff, so how ‘bout we skip to the fun bit?”
He slips free from my grip like a grease soaked rat.
"This is the part where ya chase me and try to put me in cuffs!" He yells, laughing and jumping down to the gangway, making his way into the dining cart.
"You can't be serious," I yell as I run after him.
The train slowly rolls forward as Wolf pushes open the door leading to the passenger car. With both hands, he swings the bar across the door, locking us inside together. I'm still trying to figure out what the hell is even going on. Locking us in? For what?? Wouldn’t that make it easier for me to nab him? While I stand there, processing the stupidity of this man, he turns to look at me.
“Now, why don't you make yourself comfortable while I go get some food?"
"Food?"
His smile fades as he nods. "Yeah, its the dining cart and I'm hungry."
"Why are we in here? Weren't you robbing the train- ISN'T THAT WHY WE'RE DOING THIS IN THE FIRST PLACE?!"
"Yeah, but I did that hours ago. Everyone evacuated on the last stop and I got enough nice necklaces and shiny coins to last me a while. Now, I'm hungry and ya took forever to get here. You know how hard it is to keep yer balance on top of a movin' train? Ya shoulda been quicker, Sheriff turtle-ass.”
My mind was racing faster than ever. There was no one else on the train? I made my way here just to deal with this asshole for no reason?
For a few seconds, we sat in complete silence. I could hear the faint noise of the wind whistling outside, but that was it. After a few seconds of stuffing his face, he turns his head back to me and says, "Well, now that that's taken care of. Why don't we talk about this little encounter of ours."
His stupid grin stretched ear to ear as he was still chewing the food in his mouth as he spoke, not to mention the handful of food he had in his hands. This was going to be a long train ride….
part 2
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hI, eVERYONE, aS MANY OF YOU MAY HAVE NOTICED, i HAVEN'T BEEN DOING REQUESTS AS QUICKLY AS i NORMALLY DO, i CAN'T REALLY HIDE IT ANYMORE, i'M NOT DOING OK AT ALL LATELY, iT'S HARD FOR ME TO FIND HAPPINESS IN THE THINGS THAT USUALLY BRING IT ANYMORE, aND i'VE BEEN SO OVERWHELMED WITH MY STRESS, aNXIETY, aND DEPRESSION, iT'S MAKING THINGS i ENJOY DOING NOT AS ENJOYABLE ANYMORE, tHE BIGGEST INFLUENCE ON HOW i'M FEELING IS SCHOOLWORK AND STUFF, sO HOPEFULLY AFTER GRADUATION, i START DOING BETTER, uNTIL THEN, pLEASE EXPECT REQUESTS TO BE PRETTY SLOW, i'M SORRY IF THIS IS AN INCONVENIENCE TO ANYONE, i WILL STILL POST A BIT UNTIL THEN, iT JUST WON'T BE AS FREQUENT, i'LL STILL HAPPILY REBLOG ANY PROMO POSTS, sO FEEL FREE TO TAG ME IN THOSE, i RECOMMEND REQUESTING FROM THEM UNTIL MY LITTLE HIATUS(?) ENDS, tHANK YOU FOR STICKING HERE AND UNDERSTANDING, i LOVE YOU ALL, /P
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[Hi, everyone. As many of you may have noticed, I haven't been doing requests as quickly as I normally do. I can't really hide it anymore. I'm not doing ok at all lately. It's hard for me to find happiness in the things that usually bring it anymore, and I've been so overwhelmed with my stress, anxiety, and depression, it's making things I enjoy doing not as enjoyable anymore. The biggest influence on how I'm feeling is schoolwork and stuff, so hopefully after graduation, I start doing better. Until then, please expect requests to be pretty slow. I'm sorry if this is an inconvenience to anyone. I will still post a bit until then, it just won't be as frequent. I'll still happily reblog any promo posts, so feel free to tag me in those. I recommend requesting from them until my little hiatus(?) ends. Thank you for sticking here and understanding, I love you all. /p]
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winter is in full swing for a lot of ppl so reminder of toastbabies all bundled up!! (katniss putting on so many layers to keep her babies warm and them then being so chonky and unable to move and peeta just watching shaking his hand and smiling 😫���)
crying because she absolutely would fuss over her babies something terrible, pampering and taking care of them the way she should have been taken care of as a kid 🥺
she loves to spend time outdoors with her children, even if it’s just out to their back yard to let them toddle around and play in the snow or stomp around in puddles until they’re absolutely filthy. she doesn’t mind that sometimes they trail mucky boots through the back door of the house into the kitchen, but she does make sure to get them into a hot bath before supper and bed so they heat up nicely.
and if she was ever going out or to the woods she’d give peeta a stern warning that her babies are not to be let outside unless they’re bundled up. “Hats, scarves, and gloves. Oh, and make sure she keeps her coat zipped.” while he rolls his eyes and playfully nudges her towards the door, reminding her that they’ll be fine.
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