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r0semultiverse · 1 year
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This is my audition tape for the upcoming movie, Cocaine Bear by Elizabeth Banks 🐻🤍 hope you all enjoy! ^w^✌️ @universalpictures
-filmed by @thehollowkidvg
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pawsometoons · 1 year
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What it's like to be in a polycule
(Video was taken by me, editing was done by @callie-star )
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laz-kay · 19 days
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Sir Pentious: You’re bored, aren’t you?
Cherri: It’s the worst date I’ve ever been on.
Cherri: So far you’ve mentioned Napoleon… for 5 hours.
Sir Pentious: It’s not really a “mention” anymore is it when you’ve done it for 5 hours?
Cherri: You’re just reading from your book of Napoleon right now.
Sir Pentious: I’ve heard that women love Napoleon.
Cherri: Who told you that?
Sir Pentious: … A man.
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zackieboyo · 6 months
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I just wanna point out Tom Eddsworld is the only of the main 4 to have never shown attraction to a human being canonically. The only attractions Tom has a ever canonically had are all objects. acearos will often joke about their romantic attraction being toward only objects(ex: the "aces love garlic bread" joke).
I rest my case.
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sfanth · 3 months
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✨La Casa de Luke✨
I'd want to visit Luke's house. NO Sams allowed though. Especially that one guy who wears plaid, specifically red.
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ratgirlcopia · 8 months
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imperator is my favorite fictional mom. an abusive parent who does not in any way set out to abuse copia. would probably be astounded to hear that anyone could consider her abusive. probably thinks she has been nothing but polite and distant and relatively neutral to copia and does not see how that could have ever had a negative impact on him. he still full-body flinches when she walks into his room.
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grogblog · 10 months
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All of these guys are insane hope this helps <3
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sweaty-confetti · 3 months
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beating back this anxiety with a flaming sword
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unboundtravels · 6 months
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@lunaetis replied to your post “Things I want to write First Doctor drabbles...”:
[ alex : how to write this drabble w/o spoiling the gang bc i know they're gonna read it & i need them to scream and die while playing the campaign & not from reading this yet ]
​FOR REAL.
For CONTEXT: iT'S HARD FOR ME TO gauge reactions to my DM style for a campaign that doesn't use voice or video for anything. It's entirely done through text. ESPECIALLY AS I MYSELF AM A FIRST TIME DM so I have to CHANNEL MY INNER THEATRE KID every Saturday. Ask either three of these losers and they'll tell you every time I'm like, "HOW WAS TODAY'S session? Did YOU HATE ANYTHING" because inside I wish to be an evil dm but instead I am so nice to my players. I am so nice to these three.
I swear. I'm a very nice DM.
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incelq · 4 months
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and schlatt listen to grimes ooohhhhh someone get him with alex so bad out of wilbur and schlatt schlatt is the more interesting kinder nerdy sexy nerd..
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marklikely · 8 months
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we really are in like. the dark ages of comedy in hollywood
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Today’s show was a little :/ but I learned a LOT
#I was like. visibly upset#(even tho my skit was the best one but also. that wasn’t saying much)#I got so in my HEAD cause I invited people. and then#Marie sat me down afterward and was like GIRL I do this for a living#and I promise u I have been in much much much worse shows before#and she was actually really sweet#she said I was super funny and had been that way since pretty early on#and that I picked up stuff really quick and was light years ahead of most people#and I’ve been worried about being too combative and she was like girl don’t change any thing about yourself#I keep. getting that advice from 40-50 year olds lol#which I appreciate#they all say that most people are not this Sure of themselves at this age (but also I’m NOT SURE OF MYSELF. I just happen to have very#strong opinions. and no issue expressing them) and apparently that’s not Normal#but is helpful#anyways#all of us hung out for like. five hours afterward and it was nice!#I like having this group of friends that’s Different from work friends#I need to join more Things#but seriously I love improv and improv adjacent people so much#they’re all so funny and absolutely FASCINATING#and they’re all trying to get me to give them tours of **** lmao#I am going to soon but it’s funny people I never met came up to me and went you work WHERE give me a tour NOW#anyways. I’m 23#Marie put her head in her hands after I mentioned that#she was like I was a HOT MESS at 23 ur doing so fine#and I am. I’m being Brave and altho I’m not great at being Normal maybe I don’t absolutely have to be
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saltytyrus · 1 year
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I know my therapist did NOT just seriously suggest a my pillow product 😭😭😭😭
#I THOUGHT IT WAS A FUCKING JOKE#we were talking about comfort items and how soft blankets were my mom brought up ugg comforters AND THIS BITCH DUCKING SAID#' have you heard of the my pillow guy?'#i almost started laughing and i looked at my mom like ohh yeah... and i was about to bring up how we always see the jimmy kimmel skits#BUT I DIDN'T GET TO BECAUSE THE BITCH FUCKING WENT INTO HOW HE ALSO HAS A SLIPPER PRODUCT#i ducking canttttt#the first thing she said was that we could take off our mask and dont have to wear them 🚩🚩🚩#multiple times just 'go ahead take it off i have a humidifier feels better BLAHHH 🥹#...i may have caved because my mom took hers down and yet again the lady kept going on about masks and take it off/they arent effective????#whatever we warned u we're get getting over the flu- fuck it if u get sick ig with your improved immunity shit 🙄#still hate that i caved but if anyone deserves whatever flew out its her#she seemed nice enough though but still there were comments that had me lookijg at her straight faced like keep fucking talking i want to#know where you stand#its obvious but keep goinggg im curious#she definitely needs to dial it back#if 'dont live in fear' was a personnnnn#ughhh#there were so many points where i was like shit i could've said this or that or at least hoped my face got it across#at one point i just blatantly dropped it in that we watch Colbert and kimmel like HELLLOOOO#again seemed nice enough and had good professional advice but THERE WERE SO MANY INSTANCES OF WHAT THE FUCK#I'll probably see her once or twice more but if it continues im requesting someone else#ik i cant agree with everyone/its not exactly connected to her job but i feel like this is at least the one place where i should be picky &#choose someone thats not making me turn my head every five fucking minutes trying to figure out if they're a full blow piece of shit#i probably should find someone else now to not waste time but ahhhh#she kind of looks like Julia Louis-Dreyfus#it felt like a skit#blown*#is requesting a non republican/conservative/qanon therapist a thing?#part of me is like it wasnt that bad just focus on what shes professionally advising for anxiety and the other half of me is like that was#not fucking normal and i dont have to take it
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vampirecatprince · 10 months
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A YouTuber I follow uploaded a random video about these old licensed Pac-Man records that came out back in like 1982 and I have had the detuned Pac-Man theme from those albums stuck in my head for 2 days now
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