vampirecatprince

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convincing taylor swift she was a joan baez level lyricist who needed to pursue poet laureate status was a huge fucking mistake pop music will never recover. poptimism will sit at the hague one day for its crimes

#this #like- there's nothing wrong with having some surface level rhymes in your top 10 pop song #I mean one of my favorite bands literally has a song that is actually sincerely titled Vore #another of my favorite songs is literally about Tolkien-esque dwarves #I come from musical theater stock I am very okay with songs being silly or goofy without insulting them #it's when you're at the level of top 10 pop artist pet entry and you're insisting that you're Maya Angelou level? its embarrassing

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Chastity kink guy who is also a prison abolitionist: the only cages people belong in are—

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why is hideki naganuma insane. who is teaching a middle aged japanese man to say shit like this

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The fact that boygirl adequately explains my gender but girlboy does not implies that gender is noncommutative. I’d be surprised if it was associative too.

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You, a heroic paladin have successfully slain a fearsome dragon. But the dragon warns you that death is but a door, and dragons don’t die, they reincarnate. You paid it no mind….until your son was born with golden, slitted eyes.

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I love this

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my mum forbade me to say anything to my dad about the top surgery thing, and it's just hit me how funny it would be if i got it done and didn't tell him and just waited for him to notice. i mean, what's he gonna say? "didn't you used to have tits?"

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having adhd and being a creator is like being on a timer. oh sorry you have this art idea? well you have approximately 12 hours to start it and 6 hours to finish the task or else you will lose interest and inevitably move on. oh you have an idea for a one-shot? well you’d better finish it in a day unless you want to banish it to your wips forever. ding dong bitch

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Iain M Banks: What is a weapon? What does it mean to use a weapon? Can a person be a weapon? Is there a difference between using a weapon and being a weapon? Is this difference meaningful? What kind of person would choose to be a weapon?

Also Iain M Banks: Here's a sapient starship with a scat fetish.

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people misunderstand what ‘gifted kid’ actually means but it’s ok it’s fine it’s cool it’s good

#THIS #i never really learned how to learn until well after everyone else bc everyone assumed I'd pick it up #i was regularly put in accelerated classes and people would just assume that this 7yo could keep up with 10yos #and then those teachers would disipline me when i acted my fucking age #i also never learned how to take notes until COLLEGE because i was able to coast thru most of grade school without the skill #but i almost didn't graduate bc I suddenly hit a point where I needed those skill i didnt have #i had to admit to my junior year math teacher that I never learned how to take notes #he was the only teacher i had that actually sat down and showed me how

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Thank you, Remderem!

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So happy this man and his husband are safe now but good God he experienced some horrific shit.

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the goobers just smacked lips!!! will they hit it off? or it will be just a casual fling?

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Love this thing

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i love hannigram because while exuding the horniest, we-fuck-daily vibes, they don't give off the Actually Fucking vibes. i don't mean this in an asexual way, i mean that whatever they have going on may not be sex but it is twice as erotic (and probably thrice as deadly)