a retelling of the forever weed brownie comic by @punkitt-is-here, as inspired by @entguarde
[image description: a crudely drawn comic strip featuring drawings of merle highchurch and magnus burnsides from the adventure zone balance. merle is first shown holding a brownie up with his mouth open. magnus thinks "oh my god he's going to eat a weed brownie!!!!" magnus then zooms up and chomps the brownie, leaving merle in shock. the next panel shows merle coddling magnus's face, saying "WOW MAGNUS did you just eat my FOREVER WEED brownie?????" magnus looks very concerned. the next panel then shows a photograph of travis mcelroy dressed up as magnus, with him saying "the what." merle is then shown rambling on while magnus stares, mortified. merle says, "yeah my forever weed brownie!!!!! X3 i hope you don't wanna come down anytime soon cuz you're gonna be like that for a long time haha !!!!" the last panel shows merle in the corner smiling, saying "also i invited over all of the bureau and IPRE and everyone we've ever fought or met and they're all coming over for hours!!!! hope you can keep a straight face teehee :3 i believe in you haha just" and it cuts off as the text reaches the end of the image. magnus is drawn with downwards hatching as the dread sets in, looking absolutely terrified. end description]
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Not incredibox related but I drew my friends and I as silly lil reactions/emojis
Cause I love themb
Tw: blue blood and a comically large blunt lmaooo
Idk if I should @ them lmaoooo
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We love a man who properly tends to his garden.
I know it's been a moment but we're BACK! you can browse the nightmare legacy tag right HERE to catch up if you'd like. Basically, Riley is about to ask his crush Monica to be his girlfriend. After that, everything is going to progress fairly quickly and we should have a whole family before you know it. Riley is already half way through the entertainer career (comedian branch) and he has 6 days until he turns into a full fledged adult. His current goal is saving up to fix his home and (hopefully) be able to buy him and Monica a brand new home together one day.
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found out that Werewolf 5 is out and it looks rlly prtty and i want to run it eventually but the blurb is giving me pacified twitter advertisement... that is NOT what werewolf is about!!
werewolf is about how Gaia is fucking dead.
The icebergs are sliding into the sea. Coastal cities are ravaged by the strongest fucking typhoons and hurricanes humanity has ever experienced.
The forests are on fucking fire while your corpse of a politician is wondering how else they can justify sending soldiers to the Global South to cut down trees and steal oil.
What does this fucking look like to you, huh? The Apocalypse is here? The Apocalypse has BEEN here. The Wyrm is fucking feeding on the corpse of the Divine Mother.
And what are you doing about it? All sad, languishing in your fucking desks.
Don’t you hear it? Your heartbeat? The only thing left of Gaia is wrath. Your heartbeat is her heartbeat now. Your heartbeat is her ANGER. Her MADNESS. Her FRENZY.
YOU GAROU, WARRIOR SHAPESHIFTERS, SO-CALLED CHAMPIONS OF THE EARTH! Choose: a fucking desk job, or your closest friend ripped apart by techgnomachinery? A normal family life or a huge fucking caern where your lover will mourn you potentially the next day? A little piddly gun or a huge fucking klave?
CHOOSE ANGER. CHOOSE FRENZY. CHOOSE DELIRIUM. LEAP AND FUCKING KISS THE MOON. DIE IN A HEAP OF SILVER BULLETS AND BLADES. TEAR DOWN THE GATES, SHATTER THE SKYSCRAPERS, BURN DOWN ESTABLISHMENTS, RIP APART WALL STREET, CHOOSE THE WORST FUCKING MARIJUANA, CHOOSE A SHITTY 10 YEAR OLD TSHIRT AND SOME DUSTY ASS COMBAT BOOTS
You’ll die either way. So,
will you choose to take this shit on your knees, or will you CHOOSE TO RAGE RAGE RAGE RAGE RAGE
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If you’re still doing the prompts maybe 16. "Urgh. Definitely not." with Hemmer in a comedy?
Thanks if you do! And no problem if you don’t :)
Setting Him Up
Prompts
"Urgh. Definitely not." You'd never heard him make that noise before, a cruel sound of disgust from the back of his throat. You near giggled, kinda wheezed.
"You're that disgusted?" He twitches, brows furrowing for not even a second. You worry you've made him mad.
"I do not understand the endeavor to... have me 'shack up' with Chappell." You blink rapidly.
"No, no. A certain someone—er well, not a certain someone— well. Er. Someone said you needed 'some', okay. And I— they came to me? About it? And I think they wanted me to solve the problem?"
"I'm not that grumpy, am I?" Hemmer looks less disgusted, and less scary. Instead, his antenna hang lower and he's leaning, face incredulous.
"Well," you start. "You are pretty uptight." You give a helpless shrug, attempting to seem apologetic. He just blinks a few times with a slight roll of his head, showing his displeasure.
"Is there anyone you are interested in?" He immediately slumps, obviously upset with the continued questioning. "Do you even want to be in a relationship?"
Hemmer doesn't take long to think about it, just gives a little smile and a huff out his nose. "I definitely do not need to be set up. Especially with lower ranking officers."
You hum, palm under your chin. "Strict rules on that shit." You mutter in his direction.
"That 'shit' keeps quite a few people safe." You jump to attention, the words sharp but his tone steady.
"Didn't mean it like that, sorry."
He hums, "I wouldn't expect it of you, do not worry" He gives you a nod that is obviously an apology. You nod back.
Your conversation. On him being set up.
"So you don't need my help?" You reaffirm.
He nods, with a sigh a bit too sassy to mean anything other than "duh".
You laugh, short and breathy. He sighs again, but he's smiling.
"What about a relationship? Not purely sexual?"
Hammer makes a face. "What?"
"Would a... relationship. With me. Be okay?"
Hemmer doesn't hesitate. "Yes."
You breathe. "Okay."
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