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dontsendmebacktojail · 2 years

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anyways info dump time

below the keep reading bar or whatever its called, is a transcript from me explaining the au to my friend

transcript from conversation between me and a friend:

(also disclaimer this was rlly late at night and i talk funny lol)

me: ok so most of this follows along my playthrough of the game and canon events

carls gets ripped out of his universe and thrown into a dimensional portal, hes falling in this void and confused af then full on god pulls up, gives him a phone, and tells him to "seek all pokemon" or stuff

carls is like wtf no thats great i love pokemon but no i have a home and friends and family i dont wanna endanger my loved ones just for a fun adventure

anyways carls lands on this beach, confused and delirious

professor laventon, the classic professor in every pokemon game, finds carl while chasing 3 pokemon (the starters) and yeah hes passed out on the beach

he wakes carl up and is like shit you good and carls like yeah and hes like wow a full grown man on prelude beach uh ok

so then hes like uh can you help me catch these pokemon? carls like uh sure ig (he would be ecstatic normally but unfortunately hes dissociating hard at that moment cus lmaooo where am i)

carl catches them and laventons like "woah youre good" and carls like uh thanks and hes like let me take you back to the village so we do

he tries to convince the survery corps to let carl stay but captain cylene ir however you spell her name is like no lol, leave but akari (the rival but not rrlly since carls an adult and shes a teen) is like maybe we can test him and have him join the survey corps since hes good! and shes like ok fine but if he fails hes kicked out lol

THIS HAPPENS CANONICALLY, THEY TRY TO KICK YOU OUT IN THE GAME

THEY SAY LEAVE HIM TO DIE AND STUFF LMAOOO

anyways carls like oh god im gonna starve in the wilderness or get eaten by a pokemon so when he gets sent for the quest hes like hardcore focused, catch the pokemon and return and theyre like woah didnt expect you to do that and carls like phew and they let him stay under the condition he fills out the pokedex for them and work full time while still covering for his own meals and clothes

carls like crap i have no money, so he dives into pokedex completion since they give you rewards and just catch and study a fuckton of pokemon

things settle down now that he has a house, a few pairs of clothes, and some recipes to make food, then boom the "guardian" of the land were in gets hit by lightning and goes all agro

and its dangerous to the survey corps say fuck it send carls we dont trust him and hes like fuck you guys but if i wanna get home i gotta keep going (cus if he fills out the pokedex he might see arceus again and get it to send him home)

so he heads out, lian is like "my noble is way cool so be careful" and carls like you’re literally a child lol, also i might be getting the names wrong lol

so they give him these pouches to throw his fav foods at him to calm him down?? carl is like how tf is that gonna work so he just gos in do it a lil bit then fight him. apparently carl buffed out his pokemon too much via all my research so he defeat him easily and theyre like yaya hes normal now youre so cool and carls like awww shucks thanks

this is also where carls start meeting the pearl clan, including their leader and they click and are like yeah lets fight and they do and are like ok ure cool lol

(once again this is all alongside my playthrough and also how the game goes lololol)

I LITERALLY ONESHOTTED THE NOBLE IT WAS SO FUNNY HE WAS LIKE LVL 20 WHEN I WAS 40 AND I WAS LIKE OOPS MAYBE I SPENT TOO MUCH TIME CATCHING POKEMON

anyways carl goes back to jubilife village and theyre like good job but go back to work and carl is like dang

then later ANOTHER NOBLE IN ANOTHER LAND (the crimson mirelands or whateve) GETS HIT BY LIGHTNING AND GOES AGRO AND THEYRE LIKE well carls did it last time and didnt die (WHICH THEY WERE SURPRISED I SURVIVED IN GAME LMAOO) lets send him and they do

Carl gets sidetracked and catch and studies all the new pokemon in the area then remembers oh crap im here to calm lilligant so then he heads up and the lady like poisoned another noble and carls like tf so he finds her and she has a twisted ankle and is like im so sorry it was an accident and carl is like uh then the warden for the other noble comes up annd is like its okay and carls like huh anyways they cool now

carl is like ok well imma go calm this noble so they make me food packets again and he fights them and gets hurt a bit since the battles harder but he still wins and everyones like youre cool even some of the survery corps

then the pearl clan leader comes to him and is like hey this noble died and now his son is too sad to become the new noble i need you to go get them to do it and carls like i dont wanna but i wanna go jome and also youre my friend so okay

he heads up and see the warden for the noble son and shes like hes depressed im not going to force him into that and carls is like dayum true i respect that so he leaves her alone but not before these bandits show up and kidnap the noble sons friend and we have to go stop them

noble son gets mad and evolves becoming the noble and everyones like woah and it goes great and they defeat the bandits untillll he gets hit by lightning and goes agro so they run

they make me food pouches to throw and carls is like look cool same deal but now im doing it on a volcanno tf

anyways he fights him and almost falls in a few times but his pokemon are baddies and save him and we they and like yassss

after that carl takes a break and studies up on the pokemon in the area and also hang out with his pokemon because u guys saved me ily lets eat snacks

and thennn after studying all the pokemon in that area and even catchhingn some shinies he goes out to eat with laventon and akari and they get potato mochi (this is in game) and then they go to bed and some guy knocks of carls door huh?

he opens the door and its this weirdass guy (ingo lol) and hes like commander kamado is calling for you in his office and carls is like ure not wearing a uniform why are you delivering the message but he ends up not saying anything and just heading over

carl gets in the office and theyre like lol another noble is agro and hes like fuck and theyre like yeah its an electric type too and hes like double fuck since he already have bad muscle spasms on his own this isnt good

they also go "uh yeah and this guy ingo is gonna guide you" and carls like tf ive done all of this traveling so far on my own why do i suddenyly need help and theyre like cus theres caves and mountains lol and carls like fuck you i skyrim horsed my way through those mountaisn on the other places i can do these

friend : "dw carls it's a hot old guy"

me: LITERALLYYY

so carls is like ugh and head out and ingo is all polite and like lets depart fir travel and carls like ok but im running away from you soon as i can to go catch pokemon

friend : mean carls /j

me: which he does but ingo outsmarts carl and stays in front of some of the caves you need to pass thru and carl runs into him and ingp’s like so lovely to see you again! and carls is like fuck you you planned this

this game made me so happy and equally mad, but also au me/carls is probably very mad since yknow i no longer have modern technology, AIR CONDITIONING, my friends or mom or sibling, MY STUFFED ANIMALS, etc im sad af

friend, in reply to 'which i do but--' : .... that's kinda hot ngl /hj

friend : my type is pathetic sad man who is secretly skilled n stuff so

me: carl walks with ingo thru caves and he guides carl and carls like ugh but then ingo kinda is vulnerable and opens up to someone in his past he missed but doesnt remember (canon stuff that happens saying this cus it might seem weird why it fits so well BUT THIS HAPPENS IN GAME) and carls like damn maybe i need to be nicer so carls comforts him and oh no the floodgates open hes now following me everywhere like a lost dog so carl is like fuck

me, in reply to "my type is--" : HES SAD MAN WHO IS SKILLED AND SMART I LOVE HIM

friend: carls: *speaks once* ingo: omg are we friends

me: anyways he challenges carl to a battle and carls like fine and win and now HE DOESNT JUST SEE CARL AS A NEW FRIEND BUT NOW LOOKS UP TO HIM BECAUSE HE FIGHT SO WELL?? carls like oh god this sucks

me in reply to carls *speaks once* : literally

me: nice to him once then boom

anyways they get to the new noble and i sucked at that fight and like died twice in game but in the au carls survives he just get rlly hurt, ingo is like oh no carls!! while the noble warden (i dont remember his name but hes mean i dont like him but also a baddie so its confusing) is like lol my wardens so cool and ingo dislikes him in game so ofc this fuels him to dislike him more and ingo helps carl back to camp and now hes got protective mode on too

carl takes a break after that and starts studying again, which goes great wooo!!! he keeps bumping into ingo tho and hes like "oh hey carls!!!" and carls like dont pretend dude i know you were looking for me

friend : lost dog lmaoo

me: anyways carl finally lets up cause i cant escape him he shows up everywhere and he starts hanging out with him and he becomes a friend kinda but begrudgingly

me, in reply to lost dog lmaoo: so true

me: last noble, AVALUGG!!! gets hit by lightning and hes rumored to be big as a mountain (he is, it was scary) and carls is like lmao not true (little did he know) and heads to the snow place

ingo follows ofc and is like let me accompany you!! and carls is like ugh

carl studies some of the pokemon in the area and get insulted by a buff man for some reason??? ingo is like >:(( carls is very cool and nice dont be mean to him! and carls is just like dude i tried to punch you once thats so not true

anyways carl eventually goes to fight avalugg, and this guy is huge, i died so many times while playin i think? i dont remember

so in au carl gets up there, almost shits his pants lol, and tries to run like "hell no ill study the non noble agro ones and just get arceus to give me a pity card i cant do this"

but he gets impaled (i love impaled, ideal way to die tbh/srs) and the warden is like OH SHIT HES ABT TO DIE??? and saves me and carls like abt to die so pearl clan leader and diamond clan leader and that other warden all come up since theyre nearby and are like dude he cant die we like him!!

friend, in reply to 'but i get impaled': (I'm a "Lisa garland death" enjoyer, sowwy/srs)

me: they patch carl back up and hes like ouch, and they let him stay in the pearl settlement there to recover. ingo hears about this and is like WTF WTF WTF and runs up there to like see carl, this man abt to kill avalug fr fr

friend: ingo, protecc

me: he busts in and is like why did no one tell me and he naturally looks mad af the time so WHEN HE IS MAD anyways everyone shits their pants and points out the cabin carls staying in

friend: leaving a mangled and unrecognizable corpse is the way to go tho

me: he goes to get in but lo and behold a pokemon (mine, specifically Poe) pops up and is first like grrr stay away im not losing carls again bark bark but then sees its ingo and just oh hi ingo come in (he doesnt say anything hes a pokemon lol)

ingo comes in and sees Bayonet (my blissey) attending the wounds, like shes the main reason carls not dead, the second he got impaled she jumped out of her pokeball and healed him enough to give him a few more minutes of life as the guy came and saved him

rainbowdash (my rapidash) is keeping him warm by laying next to him and and and

friend: *chad face emote* oh hi ingo

me: Vessa (my spiritomb) is still in her pokeball since shes literally a dead kid shes sad and scared

Tayo (my gengar) is trying to cheer up vessa lol

anddd bobby is just chillin outside also as a guard, since he doesnt feel a lot of emotions lol hes a legendary hes olddd

anways lets move on past self indulgent pokemon reactions

friend: *sad james silent hill emote*

me: ingo comes in and is like oh carls you poor thing (not) he doesnt react like that jk lol he actually handles the comforting well and takes it seriously lmao

he asks if carls eaten and carls like my pokemon tried their best to make food but all Poe catches is fish and bayonet uncooked eggs, rapidash flatout burnt grass, bobby doesnt eat, tayo stole food which i wont eat i feel bad, and vessa hasnt left her pokeball

ingo is like oh no poor vessa!! and offers to take her out battling later to try and cheer her up and carls like thanks but he doesnt leave yet and makes carl food and sits witth him

friend: *black and white bob incredibles meme emote*

me: this is after ingo and carls had that heart to heart after he broke his rib btw i accidentally skipped that part

anyways carls heals and ingo has a big fight with cylene abt carls doing all this work alone, like yeah hes capable but hes getting injured rlly bad he almost died!! help him!! or let him have a break

carls heals enough and ingo basically has him on house arrest but eventually carls sneaks out and ingo finds him and they argue because carls i worru for you! - well what if i dont want your worry!

then ingo is like why do you force yourself to do all these things you dont want to do and carls is like i want to get you and me home, i dont care what it takes i just wanna go home, and i wanna have you happy too and let you see your loved ones again as well. they cry and hug and now theyre besties (JUST ACKNOWLEDGE THE ELEPHANT IN THE ROOM GUYS)

anyways carls goes out to fight avalugg again but ingo is on the sidelines with his pokemon ready to help but carl survives and wins and they hug again and he was like i was so worried and carl was like me too but im okay i survived and hes like i know it still was scary tho

friend, in reply to 'this is after ingo and carls': (spammed smiling blushing pepe and chad face emote)

me: anyways carl heads back to village and commander komado is all like "i dont trust you" and carls like huh???

YOU WERE THERE WAIT

yeah carl gets kicked out of the village

i dont need to explain you know how it goes

carls all alone and neither clan will take him in so carl heads to the secret resort thing with volo

friend, in reply to 'then ingo is like why': and they were roommates

me: while this happens ingo hears about it and gets in a big argument with pearl clan leader, and storms off to fight komado but theyre like dont do that youre gonna start a war and ingo is like aaaaaa so then he just heads out to search for carls tirelessly

me, in reply to 'and they were roommates': so true

me: anyways carl starts his adventure heading up the the big time distortion that now plagues everywhere covering the whole sky, and hes like 'i miss ingo but he probably blames me too, i miss everyone, I MISS MY MOM' and ugly cry but keep going lol

ingo hears about carl heading up to the mountains peak to the time distortion and commander komado planning on fighting carl back and hes like hell no!! and heads over

hes too late tho and gets there when the fight is already happening

brb class change

-time passes-

me: ok back

had to comfort a friend

Carl fights big bad wooo, but then 2nd big bad comes and everyone runs but (in game) carl dont (in game eventually commander komado grabs you and takes you back but i dont like him that much so ingo switch) but ingo comes up and grabs him and drags carl away

we get back to camp and brainstorm how to do this, ingo is glued to carls side again that he found him again (before they brainstormed they ended up hugging for a while, THEY ROCKED BACK AND FORTH SLOWLY AND EVERYTHING FULL ON HURT COMFORT) and volo like says lets make a 2nd red chain and everyones like how and he explains

friend: bro just kiss already smh /j

me: so carl, volo, ingo, and some others head out to catch the other legendaries

like the left over ones

once they get the 2nd red chain they head back up and OH NO ITS TIME TO REF THE GOOGLE DOC ingo is like let me come!! and carls is like no but he survives yayayayya

the space time distortion is gone and everyones chill now but carls is just like, processing everything like wow im alive so he gets a vacation and ingo barges in and like NO OUR VACATION, gotta make sure this man eats!!!

so carl stays with him and they like just do relaxing, like board games or going fishing or just sitting around as like carl processes everything thats happened

ref to google doc again, the floodgates open one night and they cry and hug and confess

friend: and then they smooch! (pepe pog emote)

me: YEAH

friend: SMOOOOOOOOCH good for them gay af

me: after that carls continues his survey work, ingo continues his warden work, but not the times they schedule to hang out are OFFICIALLY DATES and and and they stay over at each others houses when visiting and and and

also when carls finishes the pokedex and theres the celebration, ingo and carls smooch at the ceebration and everyone is like WOAH

also later arceus is all like lets battle but i havent finished writing this part since ive only beaten the game a day or two ago

anyways carls and ingo otp fr fr

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danicarosaline · 4 years

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We Belong Together

𝙹𝙹 𝙼𝚊𝚢𝚋𝚊𝚗𝚔 𝚡 𝚁𝚎𝚊𝚍𝚎𝚛

Summary: you hoped that one day you’d end up back together, after having some time apart. You’ve grown and matured and so has he but your heart is left shattered once again.

A/N: soo this is based off on a true story.. I don’t know why I decided to write this, i guess its just one of those nights where im missing him again? I dunno but its sad girl hours and i was planning on writing a part 2 of this if anyone’s interested in my drama lmaooo let me know tho! Xo

Warnings: angst, and forever wishing i had a friendship like the pogues

{ 𝙶𝙸𝙵 𝚋𝚢 @toesure }

The gentle breeze lightly caressed your tan skin making you shiver slightly. Smoothing out your pastel pink dress with your hand and with a cup in your other hand only being half full, you down it quickly. Grimacing at the burning but satisfying sensation down your throat.

You run your fingers through the unruliness of your short iron curls, and let curious eyes wonder over the crowd. Kooks, pogues, tourons, all mingled up together joyously and Ignoring the social statuses that ran between the three classes but doubting the tourons of knowing a status like that actually existing in the Obx.

The affects that alcohol can have on people. Changing their behaviours just after a few tastes, It amazes you almost evertime. Alcohol either brings out the best in people or the worst and that kinda annoys you to a certain degree.

Scanning the crowd of drunken teens for your two bestfriends and starting to get tipsier the longer you stand by myself but eyes finally landing on their figures, you hastily make your way over to the two girls. Muttering out apologies to some teens who you kindly move to the side to pass.

“Hey where the hell have you been!?” Kie yells over the loud music blasting from the big speakers. Sarah takes your hands in hers and pulls you by her side when she realized it was her bestfriend.

“I missed you!!” The blonde squeals in your left ear, almost deafening you. You pull away from her slightly to pull Kie into your side aswell and sway your bodies together to the RNB music.

“You suck Routlegde!” You whoop and point mockingly to the tall brunet across the ping pong table. His head hangs low defeatedly when the plastic white ball successfully made its way into the last cup. He sighs in slight annoyance, but sends you a smile anyways.

Kie and Sarah cheer loudly next to you, pulling you in close while they bounce up and down excitedly at the win. Sarah jogs up to her boyfriend to pinch his cheeks and teases him for losing against three girls.

“Your aim is ridiculously accurate, do you like practice at home or something?” Pope questions jokingly and throws an arm over you and Kie.

“No shit, how do you think i’ve gotten this good?” you answer with a grin on your face and wink at the boy, making Kie roll her eyes and shove you playfully. As the group gathers together in a small huddle, enjoying each other’s presence, you can’t help but let your eyes drift over to JJ who was not too far from where y’all were standing and your smile falters as you spot him with the pretty indonesian girl with the long black hair. Making your heart clench at the sight. You were nothing compared to her.

She had a smile that could brighten anyones day. Her presence screamed confident and that intimidated you. You’re a pretty confident girl yourself but you have insecurities and you’re pretty sure she doesn’t even know the definition of the word.

His hands roams her perfect body as they grind to the music. Her pretty hands placed on the back of his neck as she held him close.

You felt your chest tighten and your stomach drop as you watched them lean in but you turn away in a flash. You don’t want to see that.

Even though you turned away in time your heart still shatters knowing what happened next.

A sudden wave of insecurity washes over you as you compare yourself to the pretty girl in his arms. You barely noticed the single tear that managed to escape your eye until you felt a pair of soft fingers wiping it away. It was your bestfriend Kiara peering at you with furrowed eyebrows and an all knowing look. You’re completely sobbing now and she pulls you into her chest. Embracing you in her tight hold.

The others too busy dancing away to notice your little breakdown but as if things weren’t already sad enough, the song We Belong Together by Mariah Carey blasts loudly through the speakers almost tauntingly.

With a roll of your eyes you pull away from Kie and she cringes at the choice of song playing at a kegger but no one seems to be complaining as many others are chanting drunkily with miss Carey and you can’t help but sing along with them.

I didn't mean it

When I said I didn't love you, so

I should have held on tight

I never shoulda let you go

I didn't know nothing

I was stupid, I was foolish

I was lying to myself

I could not fathom that I would ever

Be without your love

Never imagined I'd be

Sitting here beside myself

'Cause I didn't know you

'Cause I didn't know me

But I thought I knew everything

I never felt

You yell the lyrics at the top of your lungs as you sob and dance with the others but as soon as they hear the crack in your voice and see the aggressive tears streaming down your perfect face they freeze in their actions and all of a sudden your being suffocated by multiple arms.

Once all arms pull away from your pathetic self, the pogues (& kook) give you a kiss each, on the cheek and in that moment all you feel is loved.

The feeling that I'm feeling

Now that I don't hear your voice

Or have your touch and kiss your lips

'Cause I don't have a choice

Oh, what I wouldn't give

To have you lying by my side

Right here, cause baby

(We belong together)

You feel loved and supported by your group of friends who don’t need to question your sadden state for they know the reason why your heart is breaking right now and your entirely greatful for them all.

“I will fucking kill him i swear” John B mutters angrily to himself but you heard it loud and clear.

“No B John, I’m okay, I’m fine i promise” even if it won’t convince him entirely, you still give him a weak smile anyways which he returns sympathetically.

“Its not worth crying over”

“You can do better”

“He didn’t deserve you anyways”

All that went through deaf ears. You know they are absolutely right and are only trying their best to cheer you up but its just not exactly what you want to hear right now. You already know that you deserved better so you don’t need to hear them tell you again.

When you left I lost a part of me

It's still so hard to believe

Come back baby, please

'Cause we belong together

Who else am I gon' lean on

When times get rough

Who's gonna talk to me on the phone

Till the sun comes up

Who's gonna take your place

There ain't nobody better

Oh, baby baby, we belong together

“Yo whats going on here?” You heard a boyish laugh coming from your right and there he stood, unknowing to the current situation happening between you pogues. Pope glances at you and you send two short nods his way, meaning- just act freakin’ normal.

“Hey JJ, man, where you been?” Pope launches himself onto JJ and drags him away. Whilst Kie and Sarah are still tightly holding you in their embrace, John B gives you girls one last squeeze before following the two.

“John, please don’t do anything. Not now” you plead. He gives you an encouraging smile, silently telling you that it’ll be okay.

You don’t miss the way the blond male cranes his neck towards you and once you locked eyes all you saw was genuine concern evident on his beautiful face. He furrows his eyebrows as he looked you over. You’re not hiding your tears because you want him to know that he broke you.

As if a light bulb had been switched on in his mind, his cerulean eyes widen at the sudden realization of what was going on, on why Pope was so quick to pull him away from the group.

Taking a few steps forward but before he could make it to where you stood, you shake your head at him and back up quickly and before you knew it, you’re speed walking away with your two bestfriends close behind.

I can't stop loving you. You betray my affections and leave my heart in shattered disarray of pieces. Every single time you steal a part of me, and you make it impossible for me to put myself together.

And yet, I always come back around to you. Why is that? Perhaps I hope that you return what you've stolen. You never do. You just take more. And for you, more is never enough.

You can take me, you can take my heart, you can take the hearts of a million and it would never be enough for you. Your blood is cold. Your heart can't love anything but itself. You smile, and it's intoxicating.

Your fingers brush through my hair, and it's addicting. You laugh, and it's contagious. You and your flirtatious self. You know what you do to me.

You don't mind the company, but you know that you could never, would never return the love I shared with you.

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phairfantooooom · 4 years

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Obey Me: Garden/Idol Event Thoughts

Alright Kiddos lets get into this shall we?

So ignoring the obvious red flag (aka Satan shenanigans) I noticed in the event lets start with some of the smaller questions I had never gotten answered.

Who told Lucifer that the flowers were stolen? How did he find out?

Diavolo takes the flowers without telling anyone? On his own? Where the fuck is Barbatos???

Why are the flowers endangered? Why is this a big deal? Why are you so nervous Lucifer?

Alright so the first question seems like it should have been Diavolo that told him yeah? But its not, cause he was the one that “stole” them. So who is Lucifer’s informant? We know its not any of the brothers because they were just as shocked. Now, we could assume that Lucifer discovered this himself, but then that raises the question of why was he out in middle of the fuckign western forest?

Now then. Diavolo. My guy. My pal. My dude. W h a t are you doing?

Side note: i just realized what he fucking did might have been symbolic and fucK i’ll get to it in a minute

Anyway- We learn at the end of the event that Diavolo is the one that took the flowers. You know, without fucking telling anyone??? I mean seriously, if something is endangered you kinda need to tell people your gonna take it before you do so. Now, Diavolo acts as if he didn’t do anything wrong but like... dude. The Devildom is your OWN kingdom, you can’t convince me that he did what he did out of ignorance.

Not to mention that Bephie straight up says “Lord Diavolo’s always been one to stir the pot.” And I agree completely. Diavolo seems to be more interested in entertaining himself rather than, oh you know, running his kingdom? He doesn’t use his authority as prince except for when he wants something.

An example of this is that he didn’t lock Belphie away for treason even though he KNEW what Belphie was trying to do to stop the exchange program. It was only when YOU got involved that he came in, with Barbatos in tow, that he laid down the law and took Belphie away.

Suspicious, yeah?

Movingggg rightttt alongggg. The flowers. The whole story is about them but we don’t learn jack shit about them other than:

They are endangered

They grown in the western forest

Its a crime to take one of them. Especially for personal gain.

We don’t know Why and How they got endangered.

Just... give it some thought. The more you think about it, the worse it gets ;)

And to think that that is not even the scariest part of this event. oh boy.

But before I continue to the part that just. alarms my ‘oh no’ senses I wanna draw a connection i didn’t notice before.

You and the flowers.

You and the flowers and Diavolo.

Diavolo goes out of his way to get flowers that could possibly be a hazard to RAD. Again, we don’t know what they can do or what sort of consequences having them there could mean. If we assume based off of the name that these flowers cause Mirages then that could mean that students will start seeing things that aren’t really there.

Now compare that to:

Diavolo goes out of his way to make the exchange program. And somehow, by some weird twist of fate you start going to this school. And for those that argue that Lucifer choose you, he merely opened a window and a gust of wind blew all the profiles around and yours just happened to land at his feet. The chance and luck that would go into such a thing are extraordinarily high...

Unless...

Someone with the powers of altering reality and/or time travel just so happened to exist in this universe. *cough* Barbatos *cough*

We are “supposed to be” the descendant of Lilith (Which if you have read my other stuff you know just what I think about THAT) which is bullshit in my opinion and im electing to ignore it for a much more interesting idea.

I mean think about it, if Lilith wasn’t attached then where do our powers come from? Even with Lilith slapped on there are a shit ton of questions that don’t get answered. God do I fucking hate the Lilith bullshit

You, who have the capabilities to power up the demon brothers to high levels. You, who transcended death. You, who has defied logic and made pacts with all seven of the brothers. You seem to have some dormant powers that you can’t use unless you have a direct conduit (Aka Solomon)

There are alot of unknowns at play but I’ve noticed that there are little bits and pieces being left behind in the events that could be possibly cluing us into what could be possibly happening in future story chapters. But that is an entirely DIFFERENT theory post in itself.

So now on to the finale and probably the most interesting thing that caught my attention during the event. The conversation with Satan.

Chapter 1-7 or as I like to call it “What the actual fuck”

The short of it is that Satan tells us about a legend that surrounds the forest, and just like the feather in the Detective Event it is never brought back up again.

Transcript:

Satan: We have some time to kill. Would like to hear a story? It’s a legend surrounding the forest.

There once was a child that found themselves lost in this very forest. They were inexpressive and had a hard time empathizing with others.

Choice: Like Lucifer?

Response: Haha. Exactly.

Choice: Like you?

Response: Are you trying to say that I have a hard time expressing my emotions?

Satan: Fortunately, the child was found before too long, but...

...upon their face was the most unsettling of smiles.

It was as if someone--or something--had taken the child’s place.

What would you do if you found out there were another person out there impersonating you?

Choice: I would get the authorities involved.

Response: A surprisingly measured response.

Choice: Sounds scary...

Response: Heh. You’re pretty cute when you’re frightened.

Satan: As I said, its nothing more than a legend.

Yeah, hey Satan, What the fuck. That’s basically a compressed version of something you’d find on r/nosleep for fucks sake

Like seriously. You seemed just a tad too serious for it to be just a legend. And also hello??? Something had to of caused the legend???? It made me realize that while we know the brothers well, we don’t know Devildom well.

We know alot of surface level things but nothing... truly substantial. Its all brushed off. Like I want a FULL map of Devildom. I wanna know where the abandoned or forbidden places are. I wanna know why and how they got that way. I want that rich worldbuilding lore that they have been hiding from players.

Demons exist. Angels exist. Magic is a thing. Monsters roam around. We have fucking avatars of sin and you are telling me that this legend is just a legend?

Bullshit.

A/N: I wanna go off more but this getting long lmaooo

#obey me #obey me Satan #obey me Diavolo #obey me Lucifer #obey me Barbatos #Welcome to Hell's Garden #Be My Idol #Obey Me Theory #Obey Me Headcanon #obey me mc

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amphxtrite · 3 years

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heyyy!! can I get a ship pls( u can do this whenever no pressure tehehe) okay soo my names Alyssa, I'm a Slytherin i have black hair and black eyes (boring but shore). I'm really into the arts but I'm the best at art and dance ig? Im an infp, my favourite subjects are prolly DADA and herbology and irl: eng lit and lang. I'm very sarcastic and I don't mind sports LIKE IF I WAS ANY GOOD AT IT I WOULD BE OBSESSED.I LOVE WATCHING MOVIES AND TV SHOWS. Im always surrounded by Hufflepuffs and I like to be people who I can have a genuine convos w but at the same time j crack jokes w BUT NOT PRANKS IM TOO WEAK FOR THAT SHIT. ALSO IM PAN BAHAHA okay that's it lmaooo

i ship you with...

Cedric Diggory.

how you meet

Cedric had first seen you in his Defence Against the Dark Arts class, sitting with your hands folded and all materials on your desk as your professor began the lesson.

He chose the seat behind you and you immediately turned to see who had joined you. “Um, Hi I’m Cedric.” He smiles, placing his bag down and taking a seat.

“Pleasure to meet you Cedric, I’m Alyssa.”

He began harbouring a crush on you, it started small when he saw you smile or laugh, but as he started talking to you about projects and duelling, he knew he had fell. You were so passionate and kind to him, he couldn’t help but begin to fancy you.

“Alright class, who can tell me what a Boggart is?”

Your hand shoots up as the professor points in your direction.

“A shape-shifting non-being that takes on the form of the observer’s worst fear.”

“Very good Alyssa, five points to slytherin.”

The lesson goes on and he asks everyone to push their desks to the side for a quick activity.

A tall dresser is pushed into the room and the profeser begins to explain.

“In this closet is a Boggart, I want you to line up and practice your boggart-banishing spell.”

One by one the students line up to face their fears. Clowns, snakes, spiders and dragons were all seen and turned into something funny, they all seemed to be rather irrational fears until Cedric stepped up to the closet.

The boggart was released but took on a different form. A girl with black hair and eyes and a green tie stood before Cedric.

“You’re stupid if you think i’d ever like you.” The boggart laughed, rolling it’s eyes.

“It’s never going to happen Diggory.” It continues, stepping closer to the hufflepuff as the professor shouts for Cedric to use the spell.

“R-Ridiku-”

The boggart begins pointing and laughing at Cedric and the hufflepuff can feel his embarrassment grow as he finally manages to shout the spell and make the boggart dance it’s way back into the closet.

“Cedric, are you alright?”

The professor doesn’t get his answer because the brunette is already making his way out of the room. Your eyes are wide and your mouth open, but that doesn’t stop you from running after him.

“Cedric! Wait!”

He continues walking faster and faster until you’re running to grab onto him and catching him on the shoulder.

“Cedric, It’s okay. It was just a boggart.”

“But now you know, and you probably think i’m crazy for having a stupid crush.” The hufflepuff sighs, turning to walk again.

“I-I don’t think it’s stupid. I think you’re really sweet Ced.” Cedric freezes and turns back to you.

“Y-You do?”

You nod, a small smile growing on your face.

You walk Cedric back to class after that, shifting the conversation to your interests and you find out the two of you have a lot in common

You hang out a lot after that. Walking to classes or just relaxing in the library or black lake.

He loves your sense of humour, how you seem to light up every room you walk into.

He loves seeing you dancing across empty hallways as you show off to him, sometimes you’ll pull him into your dance and you’ll end up waltzing across empty corridors, laughing

You spend a lot of time in the library, reading and writing while Cedric skims random books and reading little blurbs to you whenever he finds a line he likes.

He invites you to his quidditch games, you tell him about your love for sports and he eventually convinces you to play with him. You play friendlies with your classmates sometimes.

Watching movies together on a mini projector as Cedric stares in awe at how it works.

You get him hooked on all your favourite shows and movies.

He sneaks to the slytherin common room often to catch up on shows he’s grown to love.

Him introducing you to his friends and all of you immediately clicking.

Them embarrassing Cedric as his face goes bright pink.

They invite you to all of hufflepuff’s parties and you all grow really close.

You catch Cedric in the DADA classroom again, sitting in front of the boggart cabinet and tracing the pattern.

“Ced? What are you doing?”

“O-Oh, hey Alyssa. I was just leaving.” Cedric sighs, standing and walking with his head down.

“Hey if you’re thinking about the boggart again, it’s not true Ced, it’ll never be real.”

“I-I know, but.” Cedric sighs, looking down at his hands.

“I-I still have a crush on you Alyssa. It hasn’t gone away.”

You walk closer to Cedric and place a hand on his shoulder.

“I think that’s for the better Ced.” You smirk, leaning closer.

“I’ve got a crush on you too.”

Cedric’s eyes widen and he wraps his arms around your torso as he begins to laugh, pulling you into a gentle hug as you push your lips to his.

Cedric responds immediately, pulling you closer to him as your arms wrap around his neck and your fingers play with his curls.

When the two of you pull away Cedric hugs you again, mentally flipping off the boggart cabinet as you pull him out of the classroom and towards your friends.

Thank you for waiting love, hope you like it!!🤍🤍

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hxh movie....2!

ruth and i watched the second hxh movie and that certainly was a movie

the title is already cracking me up lmao ‘the last mission’ THATS SO DRAMATIC.

the first like 3 scenes feel totally disconnected like theyre from different movies vnjskdfnsdkflk

‘many decades ago’ vbhjdsfbajsdf that phrasing is hilarious somehow

damn young netero just killed jeb bush

ah look its our movie villains, starting their villain stuff

so i guess this is set around where we are in the series now - like, somewhere in this beginning part of the chimera ant arc where gon and killua are hanging w/kite. which is kinda funny bc they dont explain AT ALL how and why gon and killua are in this city suddenly hvbajdsfjskdjan

killua skateboarding makes me smile :’) love it

IS THAT ZUSHI??????? AHHHHHHH MY BOY!!!!!!!!!! BABY BOY!!!!!!!!!!! LOOK AT HIMMMM HES A LIL BUFF 7 YR OLD NOW OUGHHHH HES GROWN SO MUCH...POWERFUL BABY....IM SO PROUD

omg wing and bisky are here too!!! nen fam

im so proud of zushi being a floor master omg....i love how the side characters progress and grow offscreen, separate of the protags, kinda like seeing pokkle again (rip tho, i think)

LEORIOOOOO MY MAN!!!!!!! he really showed up for like 3 seconds then gets KOd and dumped in a sewer....STOP DOING MY MAN SO DIRTY GIVE HIM SCREENTIME..

ohhh so we’re doing anime die hard. kinda like the first macadamia movie

that lady rlly just stabbed herself huh.

these antags look like theyre from naruto. main antag dude looks like about 7 different anime guys fused

oh man netero got dunked on immediately Ls. gotta take him out so the protags can do the fighting

gon and killua are so good. and also in love. epic 12 yr old romance

KURAPIKA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! lookin sharp in a suit. also just looking depressed as hell in general. KURAPIKA ARE YOU...GOOD....ARE YOU STAYING HYDRATED??? TAKING UR VITAMINS?? I DONT THINK YOU ARE.

also i still cant believe kp is working for neon still...it rlly feels like they just gave up on life and just figured that staying there was fine or w/e

now the 3 protags are goin full die hard thru the tower...WHERE is leorio i cant believe they rlly threw my mans in a sewer like that smh

these guys r rlly called ‘the shadow’ thats so edgy

also i watched this like a few hours ago but im a dumb bitch so im reading thru the wiki article for the movie to remind me what happened, and apparently The Shadow(tm) was the black ops division of the hunter association, and they were later rekkt once they started w/the On...i so didnt get that while actually watching the movie vhdakjfhbskdfn thanks hunterpedia for explaining that one to me

wooowww so the HA rlly just committed massive, morally reprehensible war crimes and then just sealed it all in a book or st and moved on. yikes id be mad too, generic anime dude villain

so these three rlly just resurrected a dude by going into the desert and saying ‘hey we r emo can you give us some power and maybe anime jeb bush’ and that Worked

now kurapika is fighting the dude in the control room and gon&killua are fighting Big Dude WHO BEAT UP ZUSHI!!!!!!!!! get his ass boys

LEORIOOOOOO MMY MAN IS BACK FROM HIS SEWER ADVENTURE!!!!!!!!! ILY SIRRRRR

and then he immediately gets yoinked by hisoka, who is for some reason in this movie. i feel like they were like oh yeah hisoka is like, the 5th main character/antagonistic force of the story so i guess he should be here. its hilarious tho bc he spends 90% of his already limited screentime in this movie just playing w/his playing cards and smirking. bastard man you just gooo awayyyyy

seeing beans again omggggg green dude u r great

also who the FUCK is that smarmy looking blonde at the HA HQ...i hate him already based on 1) his atrocious pattern-clashing fashion sense, and 2) his smarmy aura. he looks like hes never thought a thought in his life. ruth says he might be buddies w/ging which makes me hate him even more

gon and killua....r dating. ty

when gon and the bad guy start fighting in the elevator shaft and killua just kinda watches hvbajddfhbsjf hes like ‘oh the narrative demands that gon fights solo for a bit so i guess ill stay here’ lmao

but then he saves gon with his physics-heavy electromagnet elevator clamp plan....smart baby

then after they defeat the guy they just start chatting lol i love them

ohhh shit the guy exploded, thats fucked up

poor gon :( more trauma for the poor kid

meanwhile kurapika fights an evil clone of themself. wow

tbh kurapika could totally one-up these guys by being like ‘well ok at least you have each other, im the VERY LAST kurta’

its strange to see kurapika fighting w/the sticks instead of the chains tbh

WHO THREW THAT KNIFE AT THE GUY IT HAS TO BE LEORIO HHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

LEORIO AND KURAPIKA REUNION HHHHH THEYYYYY

they are married tyvm

kurapika is soooo not doin well like...please get some rest

kurapika referring to their ‘new friends’ hmmmm thats probably an actual canon reference since this doesnt get brought up again in the movie. probs referring to w/e kp is doing in canon at this point

LEORIO USING NEN LMAOOO hes like pshhhh that was easy but internally hes like owww....sir ily sm

damn kurapika rlly stabbed that guy w/a stick huh. rip dude

ohhh shit its those drug capsule things

KURAPIKA RLLY TOOK A BULLET FOR LEORIO HUH. I HATE IT HEREEEEEE

leorio best dude

wow so kp has to make an On covenant OR DIE...yeah i think theyll choose the die option

squad reunion :’) even tho kp is like, dying

gon is such a good boy :( ily baby

leorio and kurapika are str8 up married ty

final battle timeee

love how at this point in the story gon only has one attack so he has no choice but to keep doing that same attack (well, the 3 variations) over and over til st happens lmao

lmao gon and kurapika are rlly on the opposite ends of the ‘On’ scale here w/kp willing to die rather than accept using On, and gon seeking out On for POWER and also VENGEANCE

the themes of gon’s righteous anger on behalf of others continues...

the boys are rlly getting tossed around a lot this movie geez

hh boy gon is now...PURPLE-BLUE

oooh killua convincing the lady to chill out was cool - tho ngl i didnt realize she was still alive

now netero can go ham. i wonder if he’ll finish the fight or if gon will

uh oh gon is Extra Feral now

gon: IM EVIL NOW

killua: NOT ON MY FUCKING WATCH

oughhh they love each other so much bro. fuck this

gon banging his head on the ground and then killua jumping in between him and the ground....true love bro

gon snapped out of it WITH THE POWER OF LOVE!!!!!!!!!! im emo and gay. thanks

love how even when netero was younger he was still like, an old guy lmao

and then the next day theyre all just back in heavans arena hbvhdahdfbjsakf who cares that the building just got hijacked? whatevs

kurapika smiling a little and melody then smiling knowingly....melody is like Bitch I Know Youre In Love

still kurapika seems like. not Right. pls get some therepy

im glad zushi got to fight that guy like he was supposed to....and w/the nen fam cheering him on :’)

THOUGHTS

its wild how they didnt really delve into the whole ‘war crimes’ thing w/the hunter association lmao. idk if this movie is canon so that might be why....they just brushed over the fact that the HA was like, running concentration camps and murdering entire groups of people. wild

this movie was fun!! it felt more like hxh than the last movie, which v much felt like a generic anime movie. this one felt more in character. it did fall into typical anime movie tropes sometimes but the characters felt more like themselves here, espec w/the point of the story this seems to be set at

like gons anger and all that - while it obvs comes from a place of love and kindness, he can get carried away sometimes...i feel like we’re gonna rlly delve into the negative impact of this in the CA arc and i am both so ready and not ready at all

this movie was hella gay which i appreciate. love the gays

all in all this was fun!! i wish there were more hxh movies lmao i love anime movies. well at least theres the musical LMAOOO im gonna watch that soon

#the watching continues #i havent posted a lot of my other recaps bc theyre p incomplete lmao #im workin on it tho #not that anybody cares lmao. thats ok tho im posting these for my own reference #hxh #lj watches hxh

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9.07

you know what’s going on

“There are times when all we can do is our best...” felt that

Thank you Vanessa Redgrave for the inspo as always

There’s the incubator, finally

I miss seeing Phyllis with the cubs lol

LMAO Violet pulled a Kanye was “aight Shelagh ima let you finish but let me just say” 😂

May and Angela in their sound of music looking outfits LMAO

I should start carrying around ceremonial shears bc you never know right?

LMAO Ms Higgins is not here for any of McNulty’s shit

Shelagh’s suit is nice but why is she not in uniform at clinic?

She’s like yea I think he’s sentimental he fell in love with a nun he barely spoke with lmaooo

My gal Trixie finally

She’s fiesty, I respect it ha

McNulty with a drug problem is almost predictable tbh, it’s done on a lot of shows. The only time i found it an interesting trope was on House😂 maybe I’m being too hard on the show idk lmaoo

Give us more Shelagh and Trixie !! Cowards

I just want them to be friends sheesh

Also hard to believe they can’t find any braille pamphlets

LMAO STOP this fuckery right now I don’t want these Sister Bernadette and Dr Turner vibes from Sister Frances and Dr McNulty

He’s cool I just don’t want that lol

PHYLLIS STOP YOURE NOT TOO OLD I WILL CRY

KEEP HER HEALTHY OR I WILL RIOT

“A moment on the lips a lifetime on the hips” LMAO that’s DEFF been said but I relate😂 tbh I think Trixie literally said it a few seasons ago?? But whatever I’ll never get rid of my hips sadly

I love Val’s humor

“Master Cyril” sister MJ has a pure little crush on him & no one can change my mind

LMAOO “for historical research” SISTER MJ feening for a fry is me af

“Not everyone wants to take the pill” VERY TRUE! And valid! Just not true for me 😂

but also when are they going to write the pill an episode where it’s not skated around? you know what I mean?

Trixie tell this bitch to goooo

Damn this poor woman, is social services really gonna crush her? Blind women have surely have had babies for a long time then

“Haven’t met a bloke who means what he says yet” OOF also felt that

Old bag? oh nah you do not disrespect Ms Millicent P. Higgins like that (idk what her middle name is but a P name sounds right LMAO)

McNulty I dare you to punch him

Why haven’t we seen that? LMAO someone is bound to get in a fight. Phyllis would FOR SURE throw hands with a deserving person (at least in my head she would but I guess there’s a lot up there LMAO)

Aww Cyril, he better propose soon lmaoo I want to see the church choir again!!

He’s so pure

No one wants to separate her from her baby huh? Hmm where was that energy for Esther Tang🤔 just saying...

Pill poppin’ McNulty

Sister Hilda has grown on me all season, she needs a good storyline to shine more!

Phyllis getting excited for the help🥺 I love her

when the doll hit the table aajskksk oops 🤐

What do we think McNulty’s presumedly tragic reason for being addicted is?

GO KART RACES LETSSS GOOO!

every summer when I was younger me and my friends/cousins on the block tried to make a go kart😂we always failed rip

Sister MJ is such a gem. I’ll die on that hill

Sister Frances taking charge, good for her

Dr Turner walked in and right back out LMAO like what?

I’ve been waiting for Trixie to get a main storyline all season and now that she has one I’m not feeling it? It’s not over I guess, let’s see

aw a baby girl 🥺

out for the count is my line Trix

Aww poor Val man 😭

“The same scared little boys” stinggg

JUDAS 👉🏼

what did you think would happened beryl?

TELL HER TRIX

sibling squabble is over just like that?? or nah

Val’s gran isn’t looking to hot, I hope they don’t kill her off

BILLY THE KID LAMAOOAOAO

HE’S AN ASSHOLE BUT IM DEAD😂

Oh noo she’s stepping on glass

that hurts like a bitch

Val’s making her gran cupcakes😭

Bro CODINE doesn’t work for you? he’s really got it bad

stop this before I cry, save Elise Dyer

Trixie found another blind mom for some inspo & this is why I love her !!

Ok this is a sweet story for sure, I just was looking or a story with more “UPMH” for Trixie if that makes any sense?

This wasn’t the best episode by far, but at least I got to see Beatrix

Phyllis is so happy Lucille and Cyril are there to help

GO KARTS LIT!

“There are always challenges in life. Pieces to put together, plans to lay...”

When Vanessa Redgrave says all will be well I believe it 😭

#call the midwife #i think i'm indifferent tbh #thoughts

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microsoftedgy69 · 5 years

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Goliath, part 1

[prologue]

-- tipsyGnostalgic [TG] began pestering tremoloTangible [TT] at 11:11 -- TG: yo TT: Hey, what’s up? TG: have u checked up on our tl lately TT: Depends. What century? TG: ours TT: Then no. I haven’t been there in several months. TT: Why?

TG: k so TG: the carapaces are still there right TG: and i sometimes check up on em to make sure theyre doin ok. get enough to eat etc TG: but theyve all been losin their shit lately and i mean its kinda hard to talk to em properly but i dont wanna beat around the bush here so im not gettin into that TG: theres been some concerning stuff happening on our good old earth al TG: my alternian is p rusty and my translator gave me some weird results here n there but im gonna send u an article abt it and trust that ur language pack can handle it -- tipsyGnostalgic [TG] has sent file ______.png --

You don’t have blood that can turn cold. You don’t have breath that can stutter in your chest. But some years ago, you were a human kid, and in this very moment, you remember perfectly how all these things felt.

TG: al

You reread the article. In your mind, your non-existent blood goes from freezing to boiling. You almost forget to switch your language pack to English when you reply to them.

TG: u still there TT: Yes. TT: Sorry. TT: She is turning Earth into a military base. TG: yeah thats what i was getting from it too TT: Hmm. TG: i dont like what that prob means 4 the carapaces TG: cant imagine shell give a shit about em yfm TT: Yeah. TG: idk abt ur part of the world TG: u said the apartment is underwater anyway aint it TT: It is, yes. TT: It’s still… I don’t know. TT: This might be silly. TT: But it’s still my home. TG: its not silly TG: this whole thing feels wrong TT: Yeah. TG: sooo TG: what do we do abt this TT: What? TG: we should b able to do something about this right TT: You wanna stop the Condesce? TG: ppl in other timelines have done it TT: That is correct. TG: we could do it TG: right TT: I have drafted a plan or two in the past. TG: o have u TT: I wasn’t sure if you were interested. TG: im pretty interested these days TG: the others not so much tbh but i cant blame em TG: theyre worried bc u know. i happen to be a lot less immortal than her or you TT: I’ve planned for that. TG: lmaooo TT: We’ll get you immortal and kill the Condesce, Rox. TG: man u rly are him huh TT: Told you.

Your name is Alan Strider. Sometimes, when you jerk awake at night, you are sure, one hundred percent sure, that Her Imperious Condescension is not done with you yet. Sometimes, when you sit on the deck of the boat you live on, recovering from nightmares, you think that she might come for you one day.

When that happens, you make plans.

You prepare.

It’ll be you who comes for her.

It’s you who’s not done yet.

i wanna hunt like david. i wanna kill me a giant man.

Roxy looks good when they come to meet you by your storage unit in Brazil. Grown up, you think, and determined. Nevertheless, something flickers over their face when you show them what's inside; when they lay eyes on the dismembered imperial drone you stole from your home timeline. You can relate. Your face doesn't show as much, but you feel the same every time you think about it.

You sit on scrap metal and talk about your plans. You have several, for different scenarios, and you accept what Roxy wants to change about them. The phrase Are you sure you want to do this is uttered back and forth a couple of times, before you both understand that yes. You're sure.

The way you end up agreeing on is simple enough -- if it works, you end up with a dead Condesce, a conditionally immortal Roxy, and a destroyed spare body of yours. If it doesn't, you have a list of other plans you can resort to. Stakes are high, but you've thought this through.

It's worth it.

So, you and Roxy get to work. You have to program the drone to go back home to mommy -- step one of the plan is both to find out her whereabouts, and to start coaxing her back to the planet she's having rebuilt. It might take a while, so it'll give you both time to… well, to gather up your things and make arrangements like pet care in your absence and telling your respective friends what's going on, you guess. You're not looking forward to this part of your masterplan, but you barely have time to think about it.

Anything that has you accessing an imperial drone's software is still prone to give you flashbacks bad enough to make your mechanical hands shake, so it's good that you have Roxy by your side this time. Practiced as you might be, they are still way better at this than you. You give them pointers to where they’ll find the parts of the programming you need to hijack, just to speed up the whole process, then you leave them be and go do your own work.

Roxy laugh-scoffed at the way your notes concerning the drone looked. When you disassembled it, you made yourself a map so you could put it back together, but it doesn’t look like something anyone else could ever decipher. It works for you, though. Part for part, the heap of metal starts resembling the huge beasts that almost killed the both of you on numerous occasions again.

“You wanna look over this before I finish it off?” Roxy asks eventually.

“I’m sure you did great,” you say, but you want to look over it anyway. You don’t get shivers down your spine now that you’re a robot, but you feel the sense of cold and dread in the back of your mind, going over the very program that made your lives hell, that both saved you and killed Dirk. Roxy reaches for your hand, and you take it. You exchange another We’re really doing this, huh? look, but nobody says it out loud anymore. You say, “Looks good.”

You captchalogue the finished drone, then transportalize back to Roxy’s part of your home planet, and release it. It’ll find its way back to the Condesce, and then promptly self-destruct, leaving in its wake only a message to goad her back to Earth. Once she’s made it back here, you’ll move on to the next part of the plan.

Until then, for now, you will wait.

Roxy hugs you before they disappear back to a different timeline’s Barcelona, and you disappear back to your boat in a different timeline’s Indian Ocean. Only once you are home and alone do you allow yourself to actually feel something.

Everything from Roxy messaging you to your feet hitting the deck of your yacht again happened without pause, your mind going on autopilot. Something was happening, so something had to be done in response, your plans had to be set in motion, there was no time to think about any of this. No time to fully realize what’s going on.

You stand there in the scorching evening sun of your current timezone, stare out at the horizon, and wait for the fear to come.

What hits you instead is cold, calculating, ready-to-maim anger.

You are not scared of her. Not when you know exactly what you’re going to do, where, how, and when you’re going to do it, to bring her down. You’ve been scared your whole life, and it’s enough, now. It’s enough. She’s taken your family from you, your childhood, your friends, your life as a human kid. If after all she’s put you through there is one person who has the right to destroy your home planet as well, it sure as shit should be you.

You square your shoulders, flex your hands, and refocus. You’ll have to talk to Alma to make sure you can time this coup just right to be back home for his big day.

And before that, after months and months of fighting it, you’ll have to tell your boyfriend that you’re doing the exact thing you promised him not to do.

There’s no going back now. You’ll make whatever sacrifices you need to end it once and for all.

#action post #posted ooc #goliath #:3c #big plot happenings. beeg plot happenings #if all goes well this'll have four parts #over the next............. month im guessing #oh (rubs my grimy hands together) i have such plans

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dilfsdotnet · 5 years

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Yo you should answer all of these scene questions👀👀

:OOO

you think so lad???? shit dawg i was thinkin just a few at a time but if that what u want my dear nonnie i will supply

1. wats ur scene name?

i was thinkin maybe ‘gods mistake’ would be a good one but then. i found a way to make it both danganronpa related, and, even better, a fucking pun as well. ‘kamukura kamukura jasqueen’, or just ‘kamukura jasqueen’ for short is good k thxxx

2. describe ur dream outfit!

oooo gosh this ones trickyy!! there are so many good outfits out there, especially in the scene community!! but it’d have to have a few tiny elements of dr cosplay to add a lil of my dangan-weeb culture in there ofc! more specifically, id really love to get one of kazuichis jumpsuit and just wig out and add shit like this just because i could:

(id just rlly love going out in all those glowy/shiny things at night like all that haha..and yes the shoes would probably kill me/my fuckin feet if i tried to walk in them but shut up i love them theyre cute as fuck)

3. describe ur dream haircut!

oo another tricky one!! i do like my regular hair, and honestly id be lying if i said i didnt love ibuki’s hairdo too but id defs have to go with something like this!!

yaaaassss, so pretty and spikeeeey! maybe id dye my natural hair colour black and/or add some funky colours if i ever actually got this style down!

4. describe ur dream room!

i have a lot of ideas for dream bedrooms actually, but heres a visual image of one of them i found!!!

MIKU ROOM MIKU ROOM MIKU ROOM MIKU ROOM

(this specific idea arose mainly just for the aesthetic but i also find it super cute and a good environment to be in general hhhnnggg)

5. if u could make anything out of kandi, wat would u make?

oh you mean those colourful beads and bracelet things??? i love those man!!! theyre so visually appealing to me aaaaa…id probably just make a fuck-ton of those and most probably use the little letter beads to say random words/phrases like ‘aubergine’ and ‘despacito’ knowing my shitposter self lmaooo! id definitely make a sansmaeda themed one too thoo fr

6. wat would u write on ur shoez?

it’d probably range from things like a simple kaomoji doodle to something randum and stupid like ‘seesaw’ bc yes asjnd

7. wat kinda piercingz/tattooz do u hav/want?

i dont think i rlly want any real piercings (at least not atm) but id totally go for those fake stick-on gemstone lookin’ ones! and as for tattoos, i cant rlly see myself gettin one of those rn either, but id want something like a mario power-up, preferably the bell one/cat suit powerup!!! its my favorite powerup and its sooo cute!!!

8. fave genrez?

i dont rlly have a specific genre, i like most kinds of music, but i rlly like energetic music that i can dance tooo!!! >w

9. fave bandz?

im a big fan of gorillaz and botdf!!! i like p!atd as well but havent listened to it in a while.. gatta catch up loool

10. fave songz?

my favs alternate a lot, but atm im super into ‘slow dancing in the dark’ by joji!!! so much emotiooon quq…also rlly hooked on botdf and jefree star’s ‘sexting’ tooo lmaooo

11. fave lyricz?

‘The world keeps spinning Among this sinning Oh what a cruel and disgusting place The purest moonlight Is bloodied by plight And screaming resonants But somehow I know That it’s all for show The world will reveal it’s true beauty soon And we’ll all reach towards the moon ‘

its so deep but its from a fucking kaito momota fansong and i love that asnkjdnefe

12. hav u evr been to a concert?

not in a damn long while my lad,, rip australians not havin many artists they like from other countries tour there ;-;

13. do u wanna be in a band?

ive always thought thatd be pretty cool ngl!!! tourin around with ur bandmate friends, makin awesome fuckin tunes, people lovin u and ur music, just livin the dream in general,, nice

14. wats da best soda/energy drink flavour?

havent rlly had any as of rn my lad so i wouldnt know :/

15. wat do u miss most abt old internet?

i loved that we could all just be ourselves and act like the kids we are inside without bein reprimanded at all.. it aint rlly that much of an issue for me but i still think itd be a lot nicer if it was like that again sometimes,,

16. wats da best old meme?

ooohhh there are so many i still miss man! numa numa ermagerd and doge still remind me of the glory days…when old animeme was good and you could still haz ur cheezburgers in peace. also rage comics! rage comics were good what happened

17. best place 2 buy clothez?

i dont think theres any hot topics in australia but if there is. i will hunt it down you hear me

18. wat r ur fave accessoriez?

OH THERES SO MANY GOOD ONES??? as i stated b4 i rly love kandi bracelets and other glowy/led things!!! also rlly love ties with cute and fun patterns and long colourful and/or ripped socks like ibuki’s too hehe

19. wats ur best tip fr ppl that just got into scenecore?

im not rlly the best at advice, but my main point would be-just hav fun here dudes!!! dont let anyone else bulli u abt it, we’re supportive people, u can talk to me or anyone else whos willin to listen an/or help for reassurance ofc

20. opinion on furbiez?

oOH MY GOD YES. FURBIES. MY BABIES I WANT 10 OF THESE CHILDREN…I ACTUALLY HAVE A FURBY HE LIKES SLEEPING IN HIS SPECIAL DRAWER AND HIS NAME IS TINGLE I ADORE HIM I’LL POST A OF PICTURE LATER MAYBE

21. opinion on funko popz?

i like em and ive seen lots at eb games, but i dont buy em much..i do have a megaman pop with a broken arm tho loool

22. wats ur fave pattern? (zebra/leopard print etc)

i looove a lot of patterns but not gonna lie im always a sucker for rainbow checkerboard patterns yknow hehe!

23. fave color combo?

i dont have one rlly…soooo many possible comboooos…cx

24. sumthing u liked as a kid dat u still like?

im still going on girlsgogames and recently, ive finally mastered sues beauty machine!!!! its so good and fun all of ya’ll should try it my dudeeees

25. wats ur most used emoticon? 0w0

as most of ya’ll probs alredy know i spam ‘:O’ a lot, but one of my bigger favs is actually ‘x3′ and my fav kaomoji is ‘ଘ(੭ˊ꒳ˋ)੭✧’ (both of them are so kyooot >w

26. wats ur fav typin quirk?

i luv talkin like dis, but i dont rly do it that often loool…i awso wuv tawking in ‘owo’ speak wike dis >//w//>

27. do u wish ur fllwrz talked 2 u moar?

hellz yeaaa!!! i luv followr interaction my dudee! it makes me super happi when u all talk to me heehee! x3c

28. tag ur fave scene blawgz!

:O !!! oh gawd!!! i dont know many atm but heeereee!

@xxadam-antidotexx (op of the ask meme)

@glitchkichi (not sure if this counts but their stuff’s rlly cool >v

@otonashi-banana (scene boyf…wuv im more than anythin >///w///>

29. wat got u into scenecore?

i dont remember exactly how it happened but i’d always sorta wanted to go back to the glory days that was the old web and the scene era, and that, coupled with a bright, colourful aesthetic that i could really enjoy, drew me in like a moth to a neon colored flame ig looollll

30. how long hav u been scene?

i’ve only been officially apart of the community for about a few months now (at time of writing) i reckon so some things are still a lil new to me ig ^^;;

31. wats da best thing abt being scene?

the freedom of bein able to express myself 4 one thing, and its just so fun being so ‘out-there’ yknow???? it feels so great really

32. do u hav a fursona?

i…actually used to but ive moved on from the furry fandom and ive grown more attached to my human sona anyway sooo :/

33. r u in sum “cringy” fandomz?

YEA man!! i dont rlly think dr is inherently considered ‘cringey’ but undertale is and im in that one for sure!!! i also kinda technically never left the skylanders fandom(?) so theres that too ig??? oh yeah and who wants to let me draw my old moshi monsters characters COWARDS

34. do u liek plushiez?

YASSSS QUEEEN!!!! i have HEAPS of them in my room on my desk with my gonta shrine

35. do u liek stickerz?

also a big yaaassss from me dawggg!!! i love them and i love those ones that you stick on your fase like this!

its so cuuute!!!

36. do u hav a friendproject?

i dont, not at the moment a least, actually! didnt even know what it was til recently but it looks kewl haha

37. do u hav any other scene account?

well, i haz this one, and i also have an emowire account for shuichi if that counts!!

38. do u make art? (drawingz, blingeez, etc.)

YES!!! i love to draw and i also make blingee edits sometimes!!! ITS SO FUN XD !!!

39. wats da most scene thing? (anything!)

hmmm, weeell…i think the most stereotyped thing would be that kewl, suuuper big hair like this;

its really prettyyyy, and i love all that colouuur!!!

40. ask ur own randum question!!

hm, oh wowie, since the anon didnt specifically ask this one…POTATOES!!! X3

phew, finally done, that was a lot of typing! this was so fun to do though, so thank u nonnie!!! :3

#ask #ask meme #scene revival #scenecore #scene kid #scene #anon #oh god what now jasu

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maxxineminx · 5 years

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tagged by @ithrowmyviolets (thanks!)

Under the cut cause I have no restraint

Top 5 concerts & live theater shows you saw in 2018

Garbage!! Most of you know but I saw them in Albuquerque during the 20 Years Paranoid tour and it was the highlight of my fucking life thanks so much @sofficinalis for enabling that i owe u my life

Garbage was the only concert i saw lmaooo

um..... I saw a few performance art pieces during Nuit Blanche? The Indigenous poet society was the best performance.

My little sister’s Christmas concert? lmfao

that’s it I’m too poor 4 the theatre

Top 5 TV shows & films you watched in 2018

Gonna just go with movies I saw for the first time in 2018? I work at a theatre so I fucking see everything lmao

I, Tonya dir Craig Gillespie

3 Billboards Outside Of Ebbing Missouri dir Martin McDonagh

The Incredibles 2 dir Brad Bird

Ocean’s 8 dir. Gary Ross

Jurassic World Fallen Kingdom dir. J.A. Bayona (I’m trash idec)

TV shows

Again... just shows I watched in 2017 but not exclusively in it?

G.L.O.W.

The Chilling Adventures of Sabrina (I thought I would hate this but I genuinely rly enjoyed it lahsld;jg oops)

AHS Cult (I watched Asylum too but I didn’t like it lmao)

Santa Clarita Diet

Disenchantment (kind of disappointing but overall still rly enjoyable!)

Top 5 albums of 2018

Again... going with albums I bought this year bc I’m garbage and I don’t listen to a lot of albums until they’ve been out for a while oops

Tell my How You Really Feel-Courtney Barnett

Everything’s Different Now-’Til Tuesday

I Tonya, Music From the Motion Picture (this is like the only cd I bought this year and it’s been in my car since February!! That shit was the soundtrack to my driving all year lmao)

Version 2.0-Garbage (um... I bought the reissue? Look it’s my favourite album ever and it was the soundtrack to my Albuquerque trip so I’m adding it even if it wasn’t new for me)

Honey-Robyn (Robyn is fcking back my dudes, this would probably be higher but it hasn’t been out as long so I’ve only listened to it a couple of times)

Top 5 podcast episodes of 2018

The episode of the Purrcast with Clea Duvall !! Best thing I heard all year 10/10 super pure

.....Queery with Cameron Esposito is consistently good?

At work I listened to the Defunctland Podcast to help kill time while cleaning ??

thats it I don’t rly listen to podcasts oops

Five good/positive things that happened to you in 2018

I got to spend a few days with my bust bro in Albuquerque, flying on a plane for the first time since I was 11 and leaving the country alone for the first time..... everything about it was wonderful except the fact the flight up was turbulent and I was low-key kind of sick the entire trip lmao. But the concert, the burritos, the Georgia Okeeffe Museum, the dinosaur party, the good cat and dog pals I made.... all v good. 10/10 would go back (the burritos alone make it worth it)

Went on a trip to Drumheller and saw some good dino boys with my ex gf (that feels weird af to type bc it’s usually so negative?? but I still talk to her n stuff lmao hi Sam if ur reading this thanks for taking me to see the dinos!!!)

My like.... business has really grown!! I got a record number of sales and commissions and it’s still not at a livable amount but it’s great supplemental income and really encouraging.

Got a new puppy!!! Her name is Boo and she’s an absolute terror but we love her.

This is only five because as of writing this it hasn’t happened but I’m going to be an aunt!! My sister literally has a c-section tomorrow and we have no clue what she’s having but im eager to meet her goblin tomorrow.

//that last one was genuinely v hard bc 2018 was prolly the worst year of my life thus far but I’m glad it got me thinking about the good lmao)

tagging 5 (if you want to no pressure to do stuff): @rowdysakura @sofficinalis @partyclowns @nervousfeminist @sassyandpunk

#2018

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