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fishybehavior · 1 year
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I'm going to cry at work
I'm so fyck8ng done rn
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fcthots · 7 months
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Im jealous if motorcycle anon 😡😡😡😡😡
Nah im kidding, anyways thats not the point-
I am currently thinking sbout jason likes to tey new things on bed
I mean- you came up with interesting pose ideas and he would like to try it with you
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No he would get so excited every time you want to try something new. He's down to try just about anything once.
His favorite part is when you get tired of trying to explain the position to him, so you just sort of manhandle his body around.
So after he can be like "Is this good, baby? Did you want me to stay like this? You want me to move? I'm actually decently sure you said 'Don’t move. I'll do it myself.' Awww. Don't be so whiny, baby. You know I'll always give you whatever you want."
When he starts actually fucking you, he'll say, "You're so spoiled, aren't you? So reliant on my cock, yeah?"
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starstaiined · 4 years
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its realize that you're a constant disappointment and spiral hours my lads time for me to yeet myself into the void i crawled out of for a few hours
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lgalacticjayl · 4 years
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Homestuck review pt.2 Beta kids
Spolier warning! And i am not finished the series yet so these are inital thoughts stream of consciousness style and just my opinion .
Lets talk about the beta kids!
First off they are portrayed pretty well in the fandom in my opinion. As being kids that kinda just got dragged into this but each taking it very differently. I Love the similarites between them with very wild realtionships with their caregivers is portrayed right off the bat but they are kids so their veiws of their caregivers are probably very different to how they actually act. As John later realizes his dad does have clowns to mock him but to try and make him feel seen.
Speaking of lets talk about John. As he is a kinda stereotypical main charcter kinda feel sometimes he definitely grows and you can see his personality in the things he is passionate about. His movies of course and his love for his friends. He really does subconscious pull the team together almost but really all of them somehow just work really well as a team anyways. John just seems like a very optimistic person and is very willing to accept most things even if he doesn't fully understand, seen in his alternate timeline where he died fighting the denizen and vriska shows him around. He is very ready to treat everyone as a friend no matter what they do. Vriska literally got him killed and he was still understanding that thats what had to happen. He just seems pretty calm in new situations but has his moments of just being a kid and goofy off, creating his pogo hammer, but can get pretty serious when it needs to be, when he wakes up on his sinking bed in the oil ocean was probably the closest he's come to like freaking out completely. He gets done what needs to get done and I respect him alot for that. His is very trusting which I personally don't love the trust he puts in Vriska as her motives are pretty self serving in the beginning. Him and Dave are fun to see interact cuz they've been friends forever and just goof around and make fun of each other but there is still a lot of respect. I do love his sibling relationship with Jade a lot. I just love good sibling representation thats not just fighting iver stupid stuff all the time cuz it reminds me of me and my sister's relationship. Conclusion John is a good boy doing his best.
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Speking of Jade lets move on to her. Lovely gal at first I related to her cuz she just kept taking naps as i also can fall alseep literally anywhere. I fell alseep during a final last year for like a ten minute nap then just kept doing the test. I did actually cosplay jade as my first homestuck cosplay but only cuz I already had everything I needed. Anyway jade is a very sweet girl and I see her as very unafraid and willing to do anything almost like john, which is kinda why their dynamic works so well. The best jade moment so far is when she took off all her reminders cuz she felt she was no longer the one who knows all in the group and starts to actually share her feelings. Her yelling at Karkat is so good and like yess Jade! I love the stuffed octopi and would love to try and make them as well. Also her kinda being a furry is very fun. She comes off as very whimsical as she basically knows everything that will and did happen because she's the first to awaken in her dream but later as she doesn't know everything she seems like she's just trying her best to fully grasp this because she realizes that her dreams aren't just silly things but are very important. She also basically raised herself and fends for herself which i very strong and smart for a 13 year old and she kinda has to learn on her own. I also just love the frog aspect of the game and as a space player myself would love to breed frogs.
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Now Rose another very powerful character like Jade but still very different. She seems to just soak in knowledge like a human sponge as many people do with things they are interested it. From the beginning Rose has wanted to know everything about this game and diverts in her original plan just to study more. She goes to being the most knowledgeable almost the opposite of Jade and kinda controls some major things from behind the scenes. Like John accidentally picking hammerkind her combining probably her 2 favorite items to make the grimdark needles has significant effect on the story. Her demeanor doesn't seem to change as she is still elegant and not too emotional in her speech but you can tell she got her self into some deep dark stuff like most teens getting into their emo phase but this has a huge impact on ending the game and potentially saving everyone. She feels she is the only one capable to complete the mission and tricks Dave so she can sacrifice herself something a young teen should not have to consider. She also tries to fight Jack at some point even tho she knows he will win. She is very thoughtful and planned out in every situation and I love that.
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Now on to some of y'alls favorite Dave. I know a lot of gay/transmac people really conect with dave and as transmac myself i can see why but its hard to explain. Even tho he isn't said to be gay or trans his experience can be tied to a lot of things. He is very stoic all the time and I think he's been conditioned into not showing emotions cuz of Bro and he looks up to Bro as his only family figure. Like he does tey to seem cool with rapping and swords and while he succeeds and i think he does truly enjoy them he also sees them as his only way to be cool. Like for art for me I do enjoy it but I understand that there is also a level of attention i do want from it. Sorry this got a bit personal im realizing im relating to these characters too much. Anyway Dave does seek out reason for his actions and doesn't just intuitively follow them. He is actually smart even tho he has like a dumb boy persona going on but like he has to keep up with all these timelines. He also has a truly terrible moral dilemma when terezi makes him kill him and thats not something ordinary teens should have to go through. That and his grieving period when he finds bro dead are the rare times that he shows his emotions, through actions rather than words. And they are powerful moments. Hes not some emotionless cool guy hes a human child.He also has to literally mentor himself at somepoint and spends the most time in the game through time travel.
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This event is traumatic for all of them in very different and similar ways and they all grow and learn so much its way more than I did at 13, It's powerful.
I will probably do the trolls next and some more characters then I would love to get into my thoughts on some specific events
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mxliv-oftheendless · 4 years
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Since you sent me two allow me to return the favor! How about a Gang AU with Vinnie and Bethie~?
(Okay, this was a bit confusing at first, bc I couldn’t think of anything to write. But then Shandi told me what she had in mind, and HOLY SHIT THAT’S A GREAT IDEA! Please enjoy this AU of the Starchild Assassin! Also this is really fucking long and I apologize. Enjoy anyway! And please send in more prompts!)
Vinnie kicked and struggled as the four men who’d jumped him dragged him out of the car and into the house. “Let me go! You fucking—”
“Ah!” one of them took out a gun and pressed it to Vinnie’s back. “That’s enough lip outta you, pretty boy. You’re gonna keep quiet while we bring ya to the boss. Understand?” 
Vinnie went silent at the feel of the gun barrel pressing between his shoulder blades. He could escape, maybe even kill them all on the way. He could then get back to Petey and tell him what happened. Whoever their boss was, Petey would make them pay. 
But at the same time... this house looked familiar. He knew this house. 
“Vinnie, please don’t leave me! Come back!” 
A flash of guilt came and went as the pleading voice echoed in his ears, and Vinnie found himself going still. The one with the gun nodded. “Good. Now move it.” 
Vinnie fell into step as he was half-guided half-dragged into the house. 
“What’s the boss even want with ‘im, anyway?” another one asked. 
“Shut up, Lou, ya know you’re not supposed to ask questions,” snapped the third. 
“I heard he’s the trophy fuck o’ the Brooklyn Wildcat,” the fourth commented. Vinnie felt the urge to hit him. He was not a trophy fuck. 
They brought him up the stairs and down a hallway, and finally came to a door. The third one knocked, and after a moment a female voice called out. “Who is it?” 
Vinnie’s eyes widened. That voice... it was so familiar. But where had he heard it before? 
“Delivery for ya, boss,” the first one called. “We got that package you’ve been waitin’ to get.” 
“Which one?” 
“The one that got intercepted by the Wildcat.” 
Another pause. Then: “Bring it in.” 
The third one opened the door, and the first one nudged Vinnie to go inside. It was a medium-sized study, with purple carpet on the floors and a large oak desk, with bookshelves lining the walls. Two windows were on either side of the desk that overlooked the street. And seated in the chair was a young woman in her mid twenties, wearing a nice shirt and blazer with her brown hair up in a bun. She looked up as the five of them came inside, and her eyes immediately met Vinnie’s. 
Vinnie froze, his eyes going wide and his jaw slack. It couldn’t be... but it was... 
Beth.
They stared at each other for a moment, then Beth’s eyes went to the one with the gun. Her eyes narrowed. “Mario. Are you pointing a gun at his back?” She didn’t wait for him to answer. “Put it away. We’re not savages here.” 
The man, Mario, sheepishly took his gun away from Vinnie’s back and put it away. “Sorry, boss,” 
“You’re forgiven.” Beth stood up from her desk. “Thank you, boys. That’ll be all for now.” She waved for them to leave. “You can leave now.” 
“Ya sure you don’t need anything else, Ms. Caringi?” Caringi? When did she change her name?
“No, thank you, Louie.” 
The four men turned and left the room, leaving the two cousins alone. Vinnie couldn’t stop staring at her. She’d been only eight when he ran away, scrawny and small, always clad in oversized sweaters and following him around like she was his shadow. But now... she was much older, wearing clothes that fit, and stood tall and confident like she was born to be the way she was. 
“B-Beth?” it fell from his mouth before he could stop it. He just couldn’t believe he was seeing her again. 
Beth smiled. “Hi, Vinnie,” 
Vinnie couldn’t stop his legs from moving, and he ran to her and hugged her tightly. Beth hugged him back. “Sorry about Mario, by the way, he’s kind of impulsive. He’s trying to stop, though. And, sorry for kidnapping you. I just had to see you, and I didn’t know what else to do...” 
“I-It’s fine, I just,” he pulled back so he could look at her, holding her shoulders. “I can’t believe it’s you... You’re so big... What’s going on? Why did they call you “boss”? A-And why is your surname Caringi now?” 
“I’m... Well, Papa died, a couple years ago. And in his will, he named me his successor. I’m the head of the family now. And to make it official, I changed my name to Caringi.” 
“Oh... How did everyone take it?” It was surprising; he’d never heard of a woman running a mafia family. 
Beth frowned a bit. “Some of our asshole cousins tried to stage a coup. Said they should be the ones to run the family instead of a little girl.” She smirked a bit. “I showed them who’s boss. They’re decomposing in the middle of the Atlantic Ocean right now.” 
Vinnie smiled, then sniffed as tears stung his eyes. Beth noticed, and frowned in concern. “What’s wrong?” 
“Nothing, just...” he hugged her. “I’m so happy to see you again. I-I’m sorry I left you behind...” 
Beth shook her head. “You don’t have to apologize. If you stayed, you probably would have been killed. What matters is, you’re here, and we can be family again.” 
The happiness faded at that. “You mean... I’m staying?” 
“If you want to, yeah,” 
He could stay here, stay with Beth... but Petey… Vinnie began to pull away, shaking his head. “N-No, I—I couldn’t do that to Petey…” 
For some reason, Beth frowned. “Vinnie...” Then she sighed. “Fine. But at least wait until tomorrow morning to decide. It’s late, and I don’t know about you, but sleep sounds great right now.” 
Vinnie felt the urge to ask for her to let him go back to Peter now. He’d be furious when he found Vinnie missing, and he’d come after Beth when he found out what happened. But if Vinnie went back now, then maybe he’d listen to reason. “I-I really should—”
“Please?” And there was the look. The innocent Bambi eyes. 
Vinnie’s heart clenched at the look. How many times had he wished he could see that look again? “... M-Maybe, Maybe I could stay the night...” 
Beth smiled. “Great. Let’s go get you set up in a room.” 
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Smashing, thumps, and muffled shouting was what woke Beth from sleep. Almost immediately she was awake and alert, and got out of bed, grabbing the Ruger handgun she kept under her pillow. She put on her house shoes and went for the door, listening to the shouts. It all belonged to one voice, an older-sounding voice. The other one sounded like it was crying, and Beth recognized it immediately. Vinnie. 
Her blood boiled in her veins, and she wrenched open the door, going out into the hallway and meeting Vincenzo and Luigi, who were guarding her door. “You two,” she ordered, “with me.” 
The two of them fell into step on either side of her. “What’s goin’ on, boss?” Luigi questioned. 
“Well from the sounds of things, it seems a mangy cat’s broken into the house. But it’s not going to get what it came for.” 
As they neared, Vinnie’s room, the voices grew louder. 
“—tey, please, I didn’t mean to—”
“You think I’m gonna believe what you got to say?! I make you who you are and this is how you fuckin’ thank me?! By whoring yourself out to this new fucker?! You fuckin’ slut!” 
“I-It’s not like that, I—ah!” A cry of pain. 
“SHUT UP! You’re gonna shut the FUCK UP and come back with me. You don’t belong to this fucker, understand?! You belong to me!” 
Beth frowned darkly, and turned to Vincenzo. “Vincenzo, go get Mario and Louie.” As he ran off, she turned to Luigi and nodded. “Do it.” 
Luigi nodded, then kicked open the door. He ran inside and pointed his gun. “Drop your gun!” 
At that moment, Vincenzo returned with Mario and Louie, and they ran in to join him inside the room. “Who the fuck d’you motherfuckers think you’re talkin’ to?!” Beth heard the voice shout. 
She took that as her cue, and strolled in, working to keep her voice calm. “Well, from the looks of things, I’d say we’re talking to the Brooklyn Wildcat. Peter Criss, isn’t it?” 
When she saw what was going on, it became harder to keep herself in check. Peter was holding Vinnie against the wall, a hand firmly keeping him in place by his hair. Vinnie was shaking, crying quietly with tears streaming down his face. There was also a bruise forming on his cheek. 
Peter glared at her. “Who the fuck are you?!” 
“Smarter than you,” Beth fired back. “Coming here all by yourself, with no guards?” She shook her head, tut-tutting. “Unprofessional. And stupid. But anyway, I’m the “new fucker,” as you so eloquently put it.” 
A look of surprise flashed across his face, before hardening. “No fuckin’ way. There’s no way Bennie Caringi would croak and make a fuckin’ kid in charge.” 
Beth shrugged flippantly. “Well, that’s what happened. Now, if you wouldn’t mind,” she brandished her handgun, “get your filthy hands off of Vinnie, and get the fuck out of my house.” 
Vinnie’s eyes widened and he shook his head fearfully at Beth. Peter looked furious. “Like hell I’m gonna do that. He’s mine, and I’m taking him back.” 
“Wow, referring to him like he’s property. Wow.” Beth shook his head. “And here I thought you’d be willing to talk this out like a civilized person.” 
“Get in the know, honey: I ain’t civil.” 
“Clearly. You break into my house, smack around my cousin and call him a slut, insult my authority, and refuse to negotiate. Well... I guess there’s only one option left.” 
“Oh yeah, and what’s that? Gonna ask your bodyguards to do it all for ya, little girl?” 
Wow. Beth raised an eyebrow. He might as well have been begging her to do it. 
Without a word, Beth lowered her gun and fired, the bullet going right into Peter’s stomach. He howled in pain and stumbled back, letting go of Vinnie as he did. Vinnie scrambled away from him and clung tightly to Beth, shaking and crying into her shoulder. “Are you okay?” she asked quietly. He nodded into her shoulder. “Good. You can sleep with me tonight if you want.” After a pause, Vinnie nodded again. 
“You... You fuckin’ little tramp!” Peter yelled from the floor, glaring at Vinnie. “You can’t fuckin’ do this to me, Baby Doll!” 
Beth felt Vinnie tense against her, and glared at Peter. “That’s enough outta you. Boys?” 
The four of them lowered their guns and went over to Peter. Vincenzo and Mario hauled him up. 
“Take him to the... special warehouse, boys,” Beth ordered. “And make sure he can’t escape. Break his legs if you have to. We’ll deal with him in the morning.” 
As soon as the five of them left, Peter screaming obscenities at both of them as he was dragged away, Beth gently guided Vinnie out of the room to hers. Vinnie wouldn’t let go of her, clinging to her pajamas and keeping his head bent, his shoulders shaking with sobs. It made Beth angrier. Oh, Peter Criss was definitely going to get a slow death for this. 
But she would deal with it in the morning. For now, she was going to get Vinnie back to sleep. 
She let Vinnie get comfortable in bed, then got back into bed herself. And almost immediately, Vinnie hugged her tightly again, pressing his face to her shoulder. “I’m s-so s-sorry,” he sobbed. “I’m sorry...” 
Beth hugged him. “It’s okay, Vinnie. It’s not your fault.” 
“I sh-should have g-gone back...” 
“The same thing would have happened, Vinnie.” 
“N-No... y-you don’t know that.” 
“I do. And I think you know it too.” 
Vinnie lifted his head and gazed at her. Then misery overtook his face again and he sobbed. He knew she was right. “I thought he loved me,” he cried. 
Beth let him cry into her shoulder, rubbing his back. “I know... But he’s gone. He’ll be gone forever when we’re through with him. He won’t touch you again.” 
“W-Why?” 
“Why what?” 
“W-Why would you do that... f-for me?”
Beth looked him right in the eye. “Because you’re my family. Family doesn’t abandon each other. And they certainly don't let them get slapped around by some Brooklyn asshole.” 
“B-But I abandoned you,” Vinnie argued. “I l-left you behind. I d-don’t deserve—”
“I don’t care,” Beth stressed. She squeezed Vinnie’s hand. “I don’t care that you left. You’re here now, and if you want, you don’t have to leave ever again. Because you’re my family, and I love you.” 
More tears rolled down his face, and Vinnie sniffled. “I love you too, Bethie,” 
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curechocolattymilk · 3 years
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welp i gave up tryna fix the immortality bug for the night so uh guess i'll end off tonight w/ a tired below cut ramble bout how the 1st dragonborn temporarily "joined" the living via the LDB (reference to Lucien's personal quest, so spoilers - hence the whole read more, so read at your own risk & all that)
OKAY so like thinking about it more & thinking about Luc's whole 1st personal quest where Dumzbthar tries to the possess the LDB I figured....what if Miraak tried to do that with Tei? Tbh it'd def bring a more solid reason on why they blew up on Luc like they did during the oblivion gate issue in his quest - like i originally chose that dialogue tree outta curiosity & stuck through w/ it but I could never pin down a good reason for Tei being that upset with him, y'know? So hey, why not this cus im mean to my ocs
Like I said, I personally hc the dude too far gone physically from centuries of being stuck in Mora's realm - hence him trying to get all the stones up & ready in hopes it might bring him back whole. Buuut w/ Tei's arrival, Miraak saw another chance at escaping. Sure, Tei was more inexperienced with their dragon lineage, but he saw a hardy vessel he can just simply use to walk right back onto Nirn. & it almost worked....almost
Part of the reason Tei was booted out of Apocrypha was because Miraak did land a would-be killing blow on them, can't really possess if the target is bright-eyed & bushy-tailed, & that was a no-no because Alduin was still around. Fun way to try to explain it is that Kyne just whacked 'Tosh's dead snake of a corpse with a stick & it just kinda twitched in Tei's favor via Divine Intervention (tm). Miraak hops in on that because he was in the middle of trying to use Tei as a new mode of transportation - which led to a rather unpleasant recovery process in the Skaal village. Miraak may technically be back on Nirn but their dragon & werebeast roomates decided this Argonian wasn't big enough for the 3 of em.
There may or may not have been moments where either Miraak would try n take control of Tei's barely conscious state & fail because the resistance met or instinct from the other two would randomly cause them to lash out (accidentally using fire shouts or randomly shifting into a werewolf for short bursts). No one was hurt during these episodes thankfully but it probably wasn't fun to witness.
Then, suddenly, Tei just straight out got up & left the bed they were recovering in - stumbling out down to the shore w/ Kai & Frea chasing after them. Tei's dragon instincts were p much on full auto pilot here & they booted Miraak out their soul (via shout or otherwise idk yet) - who is some what more...mortal?? i guess??...idk on this bit yet. Poor guy didn't have a moment to celebrate or register it though bcus Tei immediately dragged him into the water - drowning him. Which was fun for the two who followed them to see. /s
Tei doesn't remember the events fully - just being in a lot of pain & not being able to 'wake up'/being p much stuck there to watch Miraak try & take over. They came to not long after killing the First; extremely exhausted, confused, & having a weird, but short, sense of remorse. After being put back to bed rest for a bit longer after this event, it finally clicked to Tei that yeah they're Dragonborn, this is their divine-given job. & given their state? A rather worthless one at that. They needed to get stronger & quick - or else Alduin was going to walk right over them.
so yeah....this might all change but idk i think im finally getting somewhere with this part of Tei's story...just gotta remember to put a summarized version of this in my notes of Tei's story lol
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themagicaltunaa · 7 years
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Answer them all Tuna! #100: How's my fave tuna doing?
1. do you have a favourite sweater? 
nope, but i do have a favorite jacket, which is my only jacket tbh
2. what’s your middle name?
its bad
3. do you still talk to the first person you kissed?
never kissed anyone so uh no
4. do you get on with your grandpa`?
no because i dont get to see him at all. he lives on the other side of the country
5. what was your favourite cartoon as a kid?
i have way to many to list.
6. what’s your favourite cartoon now?
none atm
7. do you read the news paper?
do people still read the newspaper?????
8. who was the last text you sent to?
the last text i sent was to my friend Dani
9. what does the last text you sent say?
Did your trip to the store go well?
10. if you could have any hair colour what would it be?
ill just keep my natural hair color
11. do you like nature documentaries?
depends on whats it about tbh
12. what is your aesthetic?
i dont think i have one
13. when did you last pet a dog?
like a month ago. its been too long
14. whose friend’s parents do you like the most?
uh none i guess??
15. have you ever been on a road trip?
no but i would love to go on one some day
16. tell me about someone you know called emma
i dont know anyone named emma
17. are you reading a book in english class, what is it?
i finished my english classes, and im not reading anything atm
18. do you have a favourite aunt?
i love both tia anita and tia ivette
19. baths or showers?
showers
20. skiing or sun bathing?
neither i guess? ive never been skiing and living here in florida has made me hate the sun so no sunbathing
21. do you kill spiders?
yes whenever i have the chance
22. have you ever made an ice pop?
no??? thats a popsicle right?
23. are you wearing shoes right now?
nope
24.tell me about you favourite primary school/elementary school teacher
oh man, my 1st grade teacher Mrs. Brock was the best teacher ever. she was super nice and made learning really fun.she also used to call me rapunzel because of how long my hair was back then. she still called me that even after i went to middle school.
25.who was the last person you hugged?
my little brother at church today
26. do you wear glasses?
yup
27. do you have a cat?
yup i got two of them
28. do you have a favourite pair of underwear?
?
29. what was your last tweet?
i uh, i dont have a twitter
30. do you still use facebook?
never used it to begin with
31. do you like birds?
i guess??
32. who was the last person you called cute?
my cat, oreo
33. who was the last person that called you cute?
lmao no idea
34. how did you meet your best friend?
i have multiple best friends. i met them in 1st grade and in 6th grade
35. escalators or elevators?
escalators
36. are you named after anyone, who?
nope
37. what was your first url?
oh man uh, i think it was airtuna or some shit like that??? i couldnt think of anything so i put that. or maybe it was tunaoverlord? idk its one of those
38. autumn or winter?
autumn!!!!
39. do you win at scrabble?
ive only played scrabble once, and i dont remember if i won
40. put your ipod on shuffle , who is the first song that comes up by?
Holiest (feat. Tei Shi) by Glass Animals
41. have you ever drunk from a mason jar?
yup
42. can you draw?
i was able to when i was like 8. now i cant draw for shit
43. what was your first profile picture?
dont remember
44. favourite tshirt?
either my star wars or my nasa shirt. i fuckin love space
45. best tumblr friend?
@moonspiralheartrod sup you fuck
46. when did you last run?
HA
47. do you like to paint your nails?
nope
48. did you ever do something as a kid that got you into loads of trouble?
dude i got in trouble for everything. if i even breathed wrong i was in trouble. thats what happens when you got a strict mom. 
49. who is your favourite dog that isn’t yours?
my neighbor’s dog, Luca! he’s such a sweetie i love him so much i dont care if he drools everywhere he is perfect
50. have you ever been drunk?
nope.
51. have you ever done something you regret while drunk?
look at the previous answer
52. do you want to kiss anyone right now?
lol nope
53. do/did you like you math teacher?
dont have one atm
54. do you often ride the bus?
yeah :\
55. do you have a fireplace in your house?
nope. you dont need fireplaces when you live in florida
56. are you violent when you’re angry?
no
57. do you cry when you’re angry?
sometimes yeah. its the worst thing, no one can take you seriously
58. favourite Harry potter book?
i uh…….ive never read harry potter…
59. can you remember your last dream?
nope
60. do you go to bed early or late?
the earliest that i go to sleep is like 3am, so yeah i go to sleep late
61. do you speak a second language?
i can somewhat speak spanish
62. who was your first ever best friend?
uhhhh i dont remember
63. have you ever had an operation?
nope
64. tell me about your favourite cousin
i dont know my cousins well enough to have a favorite. 
65. do you have a piece of clothing that doesn’t even fit you anymore but you can’t bare to throw away?
no
66. have you ever been in a musical?
nope
67. do you have a porch?
also no
68. how many times have you watched your favourite movie?
ive seen How to Train Your Dragon so many times that ive lost count
69. what do you order at mcdonalds?
big mac and a when i have extra either an iced coffee or a mcflurry
70. do you get on with old people?
nope
71. science fiction or romance?
science fiction
72. do you take naps?
i try tbh. whenever i do though i always have someone yelling at me :(
73. how many classes do you/did you take in high-school?
7?
74. when did it last snow where you live?
never
75. does it ever snow where you live?
im pretty sure its never snowed here in south florida
76. how many months until your birthday?
about 10 months
77. how much charge does your computer have right now?
100% i always keep it plugged in
78. what is your favourite disney channel movie?
high school musical. its good ok dont judge me
79. the city or the sea side?
sea side
80. what is your least favourite colour?
yellow
81. do you have homework to do?
nope
82. are you still friends with your first best friend?
again, i dont remember who my first best friend is
83. do you have/are you the gay cousin?
again, i dont know my cousins well enough, and im pretty sure im not the gay cousin
84.do you own dungarees?
tf is a dungaree
85. do you like to play sport?
bruh i dont like leaving my room what makes you think i like sports
86. what was your favourite ever christmas present?
money
87. how old are you?
20 :(
88. what is your mum’s name?
Jeanette
89. do you ever use internet explorer?
wtf people still use internet explorer??
90. have you ever had blonde hair?
nope
91. is their a play park near your house?
yup, its like right in front of my house
92. when did you last see the person you have a crush on?
never had a crush on anyone so 
93. who did you last talk to on the phone?
my mom
94. pants or dresses?
pants
95. do you read fan fiction?
yup
96. what is you’re favourite blog?
i dont really have a favorite blog
97. do you write poetry?
nope
98. drama or comedy?
uh comedy i guess
99. have you ever had a hickey?
nope
100. Your own question that you want me to answer
Q: How’s my fave tuna doing? 
hi alyssa! i havent been doing much lately but im doing good. 
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xuni666undeadx · 5 years
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Im so tiyerd and fustrated . im going to school and work i only get one day off and im teying to actually have friends and a socal life. I have family yelling at me left and righy telling me what i should and shouldn't do . i cantgo home and sleep . all they keep saying is " you shouldent be tiyerd u dont have kids . u dont work my job . your young . " why cant i be i work hard to get good grades and study and at work . im new to makeing friends im so tiyerd . i just wanna be left alone and rest . everyday i jave to do something . i finaly get to bed at 1am and get up at 6am. Im gratefull yes but just becuas im doing good dosint mean i can push my self harder . im so sad and have no one to go to. Im trying to keep everyone happy . even tho some sliped out of my arms . no one notices my dark circles under my eyes . i just want my pills . no one cares that im doing good . no one cares they only tell me to do better . my family used to yell at me to get a life now they yell at me to stay home . they used to tell me to eat now they tell me to eat less becuas im fat . they told me to cut my hair now they tell me they miss it . they used to tell me to put on make up now they say to take it off. They used to say quit my job to go back to scool now they tell me to stay becuas they need the money . they used to tell me to make friends but now they say to stay away . i dont know what to do . im lossing every one i love . and no one fucken cares im so toyerd and fustrated everyone is yelling and screaming and nothing will drown them out . i cant even stay awake long anofe to watch my porn they only "me" time that matterd to me. They only thing that helped me sleep and felt nice.
I fill so lost . maybe this was a bad choose. Everytime i think im doing so good it seems like im only so close to falling off .
Im just so tiyerd ...
And i shouldent be...
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bashorun1-blog · 7 years
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TAKUN LA: BERU OLORUN (FEAR GOD) Alhaji beeru Olorun. Everyday na fight for una house. So tey na slap don become the ring tone wey una dey use wake me. 'Alhaja nor put enough salt for soup' 'Alhaja nor come home early from work yesterday' 'Alhaja nor gree me to perform my man duties yesterday' So so complain wey u dey render in defense of your callousness. Abeg do examine yasef first. Old agbaya wey dey raise im hand to beat im wife. Fake alfa wey go dey preach peace outside but im house dey boil. Wicked man wey don 'koju-ife (professed love)' to younger alfa wives while im get wife for house. Takun La Alhaja. Na Alhaji private life you don dey circulate all around the mosque. So tey every pikin for 'ile keu (school of koranic studies)' don know say Alhaji na two minute man for bed. So tey all the other Hajias don know say na only 300 naira im dey provide for soup every two days. So tey other men don begin disrespect Alhaji because gist dey go round say im mama get drinking problems. Beeru Olorun dakun Fear the creator and stop it all. Stop wrecking your home with your own hands biko. Desist from acts of wickedness for they lay precedent for the little ones around. Abi you nor know? Say Segun, una son, don begin think say na normal tin to beat woman. Unto say Alhaji vs Alhaji don turn everyday thing like NTA news. Say Teniola, una daughter, don begin think say na excellent thing to bad mouth her future husband for public. Unto say na every Alhaja visitor dey hear the latest gist of Alhaji incompetence. Make una fear God o. Else na terrible pikin go bury una for future. Pikin wey go corrupt the world because una don corrupt them from small. Takun La le kan si. Beeru Olorun le kan si (fear God once more) #BASHORUN Okontas.com
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