#im so brainrot about them

[quecksilvereyes]

I may have spent too long obsessing over this with my fiance but. imagine hera and hades who have only ever wanted to marry each other, from their fathers stomach to their rescue by zeus. imagine zeus who sees hera and wants her. he doesn't ask, because he's zeus and he never does. he gives hades the underworld and takes from hera the skies. for millennia, that is all there can be. until zeus cheats on hera with demeter and persephone is born and persephone is kept on a meadow by a mother who cannot bear to let her go. a mother who wants her child as a virginal goddess, a spring mist. imagine persephone going with hades willingly because he offers a path from the meadow. persephone, who loves her husband. hades, who loves persephone and hera both. so hera, vengeful and spitting wrath, softens herself for persephone. takes her by the hand twice a year and makes of herself an escort for a loved one's wife. she is goddess of matrimony. it's only right.

imagine, then, persephone who has always been a thing of want, persephone who knows the love and the longing in her husband's bones. persephone who, on the road to the underworld, falls in love with matrimony. on the walk up and the walk down, she is hera's. when zeus dies, they will, all three of them, share the same halls.

also something something when a nymph taunts persephone with her dalliance with hades, persephone turns her into mint with a stomp of her foot. hera kisses her breathless for it

#hera #hades #persephone #hellenic gods #hellenic deities #ancient greek religion #ancient greece #hera x persephone #hera x hades #hades x persephone #im so brainrot about them

[nicktoonsunite]

got your back

#nicktoons unite #danny phantom #el tigre #danny fenton #manny rivera #tigerghost #dewdles #so ive been brainrotting about this crackship that i made up entirely because i thought it was funny #until its not so funny anymore. im in too deep. oh boy #this is probably the only time im gonna put this in the main fandom tags im only ever just gonna use tigerghost for them lmao

[meziniart]

he's touchy

#EDIT: miguel was looking a bit too pale on my first version so I tanned him a bit :} #in which peter is very touchy without realising and miguel does realise a lot™ #haven't talked enough about them here but obviously i have a miguel brainrot #my personal twitter only has miguels ass #havent looked at their ship name but im calling it #spider dad yaoi #spiderman across the spiderverse #spiderverse #across the spiderverse #miguel o'hara #spiderman 2099 #atsv #peter b parker #spiderdads

[camthecatchameleon]

ah i can finally post these

also all of these were drawn before i caught up to the most recent episode (49) so if anything i've drawn is overly close to existing art i'm sorry but i straight up would not have known smiley face uhhhhhh anyways

^ i dont know that the fuck was wrong with my but i did this with a 1px lineart.

source: this post

below: a bunch of doodles in my (digital) latin textbook

also: a bunch of notebook doodles during japanese school yes i have a problem

#once upon a witchlight #ouaw #ouaw spoilers #legends of avantris #gideon coal #kremy lecroux #gricko grimgrin #morning frost #twig #torbek #art dump #doodle dump #the brainrot is real #coalecroux #<- implied i guess #i have. a lot of thoughts about these chucklefucks #not all of them are coherent the fixation still needs time to simmer #also im still not 100% happy with the way i'm drawing everyone #still getting used to it #so. eventually i'll inevitably look back at this post and cringe but oh well i dont care #i dont know how to draw chains if you couldnt tell

[chetney-pockopea]

I'm feeling so normal about this you guys

#the feywild mini arc really does belong to Them #tlovm spoilers #critical role #the legend of vox machina #tlovm #percahlia #vexahlia #percy de rolo #when she killed saundor with the arrowhead? no-one is doing it like them #something something Percy's love language is gift giving #something something else he doesn't defend her he gives her the tools she needs to defend herself #goddd the percahlia brainrot is back #I'm just so normal im sure i won't think about this constantly for the next three days #my post #1k holy shit

[babybells123]

No but you don’t understand . I need Jonsa to be a tangled mess of depravity and tenderness. Grief haunting them - the ghosts of their past connecting them in some irrevocable way, because perhaps that’s the only way they know how to bond - initially, at the very least. Estranged but bursting with love but not knowing how to show it because ‘we were never close.’ But Sansa used to teach me courtesy, and Jon used to sneak me lemon cakes when no one was watching. I love you so much but I feel as if you’re a stranger to me and I don’t know how to change that. Do you wish it was arya who walked through those gates or I should have been a better brother to you, I should have ridden north for you. Please just let me hold you in my arms until our hardened hearts soften again. Until something ineffable develops. And to their horror, they realise this raw and fresh and beautiful (damaged) bond that they have created. And then comes the angst. The yearning. The unspoken words. Religious disillusionment. Inadequacy. Shame shame shame. Understanding slowly burning brighter, until they realise how similar they actually are and oh my god , you were there the whole time and I never even realised. But she was radiant and glowed brighter than any star in the sky, how could I not ??? Now give me your hands and I’ll kiss your fingers one by one, I’ll gentle each tip the way you’ve deserved. And I’m here, I see you. I’m not leaving, but gods am I a vile being. Look at how this world has corrupted me.

#jonsa #jon x sansa #PLS GEORGE WINDS #IM ON MY KNEES #the Jonsa brainrot is never ending #something about their dynamic ITS SO UNIQUE #I need them angsty and unsure of their feelings but also so so tender #they just hit different #like there’s so many directions you can go in with them #they have the chance to become soooo incredibly complex (they already are tbh) #oh I will die on this hill #the history the trauma the grief the longing the desperation #I’m unholy open me ravage eat

[s4ndg3m]

hear me out on scag x split guys. they both start with "s" it's practically canon.

#labyposting #yes i know split x bive but guys we have other women for the both of them. let's explore!!! #don't bully me on my wheelchair drawing skills i have both never drawn one and also attempted a mashup for it so. no real accurate refs #i also couldn't think of how to attach the claw prosthetic to scag's arm so we got tha arm warmerrrrrrrrrrrrr. #probs will change it at some point cus i don't like it. sigh. more references and studies. #not enough time for that now though i must create lesbians #futch4butch my beloved... #they would be so awesome together guys do you have any idea. DO YOU GUYS EVEN KNOW??!???!?!??! #someone ask me about them i want to think about their relationship more but im stuggling with ideas. of what to think. #somebody else ship this with me also. i need a friend in these lonely and trying times #cleft lip gamer electric wheelchair butch nonbinary lesbian IT worker and shop owner scag for the win #oh my gooddddd someone PLEAASEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE #my newest freshest brainrot born straight out of my mind. i'm not going to stop thinking about this. #i want what they have. #ok now i will actually put tags #soz guys i got a little carried away #labyart #my art #regretevator #regretevator roblox #roblox regretevator #regretevator fanart #regretevator art #roblox #roblox art #roblox fanart #fanart #regretevator split #split regretevator #split

[turrondeluxe]

Lovers Rock

#IVE BEEN THINKING ABOUT DRAWING THEM FOR A LONG WHILE AND I FINALLY WAS FEELING LIKE IT LMAO #i couldnt find an already existing ship name for them so im calling them #lovers rock #like the tv girl song #i dont care if its cheesy i dont care #gives 2003 mikey his spiderman romance because he deserves it #also fun fact #spiderpunk is one of my favorite spidermans ever but this is actually my first time ever drawing him! #hes so funky and fun to draw!!! #did yall notice that hes wearing orange converse #like a certain someone signature color #yeah #points at them fruity #doodles #I SWEAR MY BRAINROT OVER THE PEEPAW AU IS STILL STRONG #I JUST TRULY BEEN THINKING ABOUT DRAWING THESE TWO EVER SINCE LAST YEAR LMAO #my art #tmnt 2003 #tmnt 2k3 #tmnt mikey #tmnt michelangelo #tmnt 2003 mikey #tmnt 2003 michelangelo #spider punk #hobie brown

[glittiewings]

i can't deny it no longer..... i am hyperfixating on funnee shaped doctor

#baldis basics #baldi's basics #bbieal #dr reflex #doctor reflex #glitties art #idk how i feel about this look for him but its goofier than the last one and that's what matters :) #he would look funnier without fangs but listen i like them too much #im so brainrotted i looked at a Toilet and went “thats dr reflex shaped” today #you should totally recommend me youtubers who's played the latest update btw

[tamagoneko]

ooough swap! groppy doodle because ive lost control of my life <3

#dreamworks trolls #im so normal about them #their still little trolllings branch is 7 while poppy is like 5 #her first friend! #trolls branch #poppy trolls #groppy #broppy #swap au #the brainrot is real #doodle #sketch #fanart #my art #chibi #cute

[quick-catton]

i just want to say that these two have been on my mind literally all of january. the thought of the debauchery they would indulge in. bobby and his pretty boygirlfriend. using him as a decoy in robberies, his cute lil thing an easy distraction while he takes what he needs, allowing them both to easily slip away. getting to show off his pretty baby in clubs, having a sweet little thing as his passenger princess during long drives through the dessert. a doll for him to dress up and have hanging off his arm wherever they go. anyway <3

#my friend and i have coined the pairing name psychostalker bc of these respective roles how we feelin about that #im gonna tag brainrot ab this au under: #psychostalker brainrot #i'm so glad all of us are equally deranged and frothing over feminizing both felix and ollie lmfao #it's what they deserve. but i think these two characters together/bobby with any of barry's old fem characters is just on another level #the possibilities are endless and i will speak my truth no more pussy shit #bestie and i have literally written whole au ideas with these two #it's the strongest brainworm i've had in months #i can't get them out but idk if it's too niche to write a proper fic about #cattonquick #saltburn #felix x oliver #he went that way #bobby falls #quick-catton brainrot

[thisisnotkitty]

even MORE securitywaiter brainrot. these little fellas just don't leave my head do they

part one part two

-ness is the type of waiter to put the check in front of the baby so everyone can have a good laugh

-actually im kinda stealing this from gtlive (sorry mirror matt) but since sparky's is kinda just full of regulars and townfolk, whenever someone new comes in ness will completely invent a new personality. tourist asks what he studied and he's like "archeology, i actually went to egypt last year and we uncovered a tomb" or a family comes in and he puts on a bit of a southern twang and starts dropping "yall's" (that theater major is really coming in handy)

-his coworkers are used to it by now. idk i just feel like ness is the kinda guy you can't help but be endeared by. he's friendly, he's charming, he's bright

-actually wait that could be a meet cute. abby and mike come in one day and he assumes they're just passing by town so he makes up this whole personality. except they keep coming back. and ness maybe perhaps also thinks mike is quite cute and once he finds out abby isnt his daughter he wants to shoot his shot but he also doesn't even know where to begin explaining that everything mike knows about him is a lie (miscommunication trope i guess?)

-omg ness probably heard about the mall incident. one day he’s talking to mike and he’s like “I remember one day hearing about a mall security who beat up this kid’s father! Isn’t that wild?” meanwhile mike is like, “haha yeah that’s wild” and he’s sweating bullets lmao

-kinda explored this dynamic in the baking fic (shameless self promo) but ness and abby get along swell! almost too well in mike's opinion. he might be a little jealous since abby doesn't always listen to him (sibling dynamic) but ness says it and suddenly abby's like "great idea!"

#i am once again begging for hcs or prompts #theres one in my inbox and im working on that longer 5+1 fic #but im always looking for more content #do u see how many times i pop up in the tag?? #i haven't shut up about them since i was aware of this ship #its so bad #the brainrot is real #also if anybody knows how i can fit vanessa in pls let me know #mike schmidt #ness the waiter #fnaf #fnaf movie #securitywaiter #dreamtheory #mike x ness #abby schmidt

[verseke]

#narilamb #cotl lamb #cult of the lamb #narinder #cotl lambert #im so normal about them #asjmdgh ajubjSHJN #trod au brainrot #my art

[hulahoopsoupgroup]

do you guys ever think that furina hates the concept of eternity after everything that happened in the archon quest? humans tend to like the concept of eternity and immortality, and hate the change that comes with life (like death, moving to a new place, quitting a job and getting a new one, gaining and losing friends and lovers) but what about furina?

she was forced to keep up this act 24/7 for 500 years, which, to a human who had no prior experience with life, that mustve seemed like an eternity. days bled into weeks into months into years into centuries, and the lines between centuries began to look a lot like eternity. and it was all terrible for her, so interminable, so lonely, so painful.

so do you think she loves change now? do you think she ever sits out in a grassy field and watches the wind blow some dandelion seeds through the air, and thinks about the people she knew centuries ago, and lets them go just like those seeds?

has she let go of neuvillette? does she ever think about him when she looks out the window of her apartment at night, unable to sleep? or has she forgotten him and his memory, hundreds of thousands of trials gone by, centuries working side by side, several empty cups of tea stacked on his desk late at night, several bottles of water imported from the other nations that he wanted her to taste so badly?

if she hasnt let go, does she want to? if she has, does she wish she hadnt?

or what if she couldnt help but to forget him? what if the events in fontaine forced her to just. let go and move on? what if shes let go of him, but she wishes she was able to hold on and

#neuvifuri #neuvillette #furina #theyre so tragedy coded #ive been thinking about them nonstop for the past 24 hours #the neuvifuri brainrot is real #its so sad im so devastated over them #my genshin headcanons #genshin #genshin impact

[evankinard]

not to be a buck girlie but the fact that we're getting a storyline where he's explicitly being shown just how important and integral he is to his found family's lives and how irreplaceable he is to them, followed by a period of recovery where everyone is going to be overprotective of him and overwhelming with their love for him - just thinking of that younger buck from season 3 who was so terrified that they were all he has but that he's not as important to them, thinking of how he would feel being showered in so much affection...yeah I'm not surviving with all my tearducts intact

#and its not the same as his childhood btw #the firefam doesn't wait for him to get injured for them to show him they love him #but still #it will certainly be a wakeup call for him #that his place in their lives can never be lost or fade away #and im so genuinely purely excited about it #911 spoilers #evan buckley #911 fox #weewoo brainrot

[shackledaces]

alrighty I’m gonna write this strictly for myself (and whoever needs to hear it): I love stuilly fics, but you guys gotta remember that these homosexual idiots are 17-18 years old. they aren’t mastermind adults that fooled the whole world with their murders. sure, billy and stu might be sick in the head, but they do it together. it’s not one-sided psycho bill; stu even said it himself (“We prefer the term “psychotic.””). there is no hierarchy with them; they are equals.

stu made the plans; billy followed him. billy had the motive; stu followed him with it.

THEY. ARE. BOTH. CRAZY.

they probably bickered with each other off-screen; probably snickered and joked about their kills and teased each other about any mistake the other made while they were chasing their victims. THEY BICKER, ALRIGHT? (“I didn’t kill anybody.” / “Nobody said you did.” / “Thanks, buddy.”)

they are idiots in love, and they are teenagers. they are sarcastic and playful with each other. they laugh and have fun together; they love to kill, and sure, they could hold their own, but it’s just so much better when they’re with each other.

(also, as a side note, billy is not an emotionless/cold-hearted bastard. he’s a complete sarcastic fucking brat that talks back and runs on the thrill of murder. take that piece of information as you will.)

#stuilly #really i just love the whole #i dont need you i crave you #trope #like honestly its starting to become one better than enemies to lovers on my list #idk how to feel about that #but keep in mind that stuilly is probably one of the only ships that ISNT stereotypical #you guys really need to take advantage of the potential the ship has AND STAY AWAY FROM STEREOTYPES #i could see them laughing together after a kill #im brainrotting #why are they so gay #scream 1996 #scream #billy and stu #stu and billy #billy x stu #stu x billy #billy is just fucking sassy and stu is sarcastic #thats it. thats the trope.