#im no novelty

[lazycranberrydoodles]

everybody go home. this is my magnum opus

#HELP THIS IS KILLING ME #the original version of this had hua cheng in a ‘i have a CRAZY wife she hates STUPID PEOPLE and LOVES DOGS and im NOT AFRAID TO USE HER’ #but if hua cheng was at midwestern gas station number 472 in the novelty slogan tshirt aisle #she for sure would get some sort of ‘your wife (woman symbol) vs MY WIFE (wonder woman silhouette)’ #or ‘trophy 🏆🏆 WIFE’ #or possibly a ‘return to wife if lost’ #or ‘i have a SMOKIN HOT wife’ #or ‘im the BOSS til my WIFE gets home’ #or ‘5 things you should know about my WIFE: 1. she is my queen 2. she is a bit crazy 3. she can whoop your ass #4. she says whatever she is thinking 5. mess with her and theyll never find your body’ #or ‘i go to work so my wife can COLLECT SCRAPS’ #or even at worst. ‘ my wife is the PRINCESS the mouse LOST’ #xie lian would be initially embarassed. but you know her ass would be wearing a ‘proud PROPERTY of an AWESOME WIFE’ shirts @ heaven meetings #or ‘i’m not scared of ANYTHING - my WIFE is a CALAMITY’ #which was sold as a metaphor for your wife being mean and powerful. but she wears it straight. #or even ‘im not GAY but my WIFE is’ lmfao #anyway. #tgcf #tian guan ci fu #hualian #hua cheng #xie lian #hualesbians #modern au #tgcf meme #my art #art #tgcf shitpost #lmao #mxtx

[monomons]

redesigns ^_^

#ace attorney #maya fey #pearl fey #society if there was an actual aj trilogy and maya and pearl got the arc they deserved >>>> #i have a lot of thoughts about it... mainly the fact that i dont think maya would be happy as master of kurain #but she takes up the mantle for pearl and familys sake #im frustrated that in aa6 shes just there as like. a novelty. to wave around in your face like haha hey guys remember her!! whatever #soj isnt real but the shit i make up in my head is ❤️

[varilien]

had my last ever college class last thursday. also watched the next two hellraiser movies :3

#trigun #trigun fanart #trigun maximum #trimax #vash #vash the stampede #wolfwood #nicholas d. wolfwood #razlo #razlo the trip of death #vashwood #vashraz #vashtrip #vashrazwood #ive watched EIGHTEEN horror movies this month. i think im dealing with things very well fhsjdjsjsjs #i'm not sure i'll watch any more hellraiser tho tbh i think the first one was super fun for its novelty #but after that it's like alright. maybe if you like pinhead a lot i'd get it dfgjdfhk #hills and halls and meteors au

[astrobei]

i think it’s so fucked up that after you buy groceries you end up eating all the groceries so you have to buy more and then you eat that too and then you have to keep buying groceries until you DIE

#i am buying VEGETABLES and PLAIN PASTA why is it costing me SO MUCH #THERE ARE ZERO NOVELTY ITEMS IN MY BASKET. #ZEROOOO #NO TREATS! NO FUN LITTLE SNACKS #LITERALLY THE BARE MINIMUM #AND IM SHELLING OUT FOR IT #and i’ll have to keep shelling out until i’m DEAD!!!!!!! #i miss when my parents would pay for this #i took that for granted fr . #/astro posts

[puppyeared]

#my mom said this is probably because I don’t stick with something long enough to build it and im just. head in my hands #it makes SO MUCH SENSE #that and the sense of novelty wears off so I pick up something new over and over again #but if I don’t I’ll get bored and hate it and then I won’t get anything done at all. Ugh. ughhhhh #half of me is like no shit you feel like you’re not learning anything you have to do it for a while #and the other half is like noo noooo I hate doing the same thing over and over again I want to do something new and exciting #does this count as vent #yapping #doodles

[wygolvillage]

im like 60% sure i know the Actual blog of the guy running emporium LOL and he is constantly posting ai art on both his tumblr and twitter and is selling it so... do what you will with this information

EDIT: okay yeah this is him

#im not super crazy anti generated art or anything but i just hate the merch store. im putting blood in the water for the piranhas #im also like... idk ai images are a novelty to me. selling them just seems kinda gross #considering the Ethics #like its one thing to do prompts for a shitpost but its another thing to like. sell this as an Alternative to graphic design #if this is the wrong guy who just Happens to have the same name same typing style and uses assets from the merch store for his posts #i apologize. but still o_O i think this is legit #emporium #anti emporium

[evankinard]

every time 9-1-1 doubles down on buck being chris' dad and buck and chris having a different relationship to every other kid on the show with an adult that's not their parent an angel gets its wings

#its not even a novelty anymore its very much the status quo i just get equally giddy every time #can you tell this is a night im just gonna post every single thought that pops in my head #911 spoilers #911 abc #evan buckley #christopher diaz #weewoo brainrot

[pettydreamer]

wait has anyone considered someone (def Matthew or Merv) giving the Corinthian a pair of these sunglasses as a joke (because he’s such a simp for dream or also could just be a general running gag to get him novelty sunglasses)

and then the Corinthian just unironically starts wearing them all. the. time.

have we considered this yet???

#also bc i cannot imagine something better than him showing up to pluck out a dreamer’s eyeballs wearing these #or him showing up to a nightmare with like novelty 2023 new year sunglasses #(now im trying to think of what his new year resolution would be) #eat more eyeballs?? #reposting because it never made it in the tags for some reason #corintheus #the corinthian #the sandman

[weaselishmcdiesel]

good fucking night

#if i draw cat mumbo one more time the novelty wears off instantly and im shot to death #art #my art #hc #mumbo #good fucking night

[virtualpeople]

#sims #sims 2 #ts2 #the sims 2 #after years of largely horizontal and square posts im enjoying the novelty of the portrait images format

[burinazar]

Oh, wait, wait, ok, I can tell tumblr my news now.

I was accepted into the JET Program and will be moving to Japan for one year starting in late summer to teach English. : )

I don't know how many other applicants have ever had either of my specific application 'angles'. I think they were both pretty weird, but also very, very me, and I'm pleasantly surprised that they seemed to have worked, going off both by the acceptance and the very positive and warm reactions I got during the interview I had. These were:

Science/scicomm/museum background + implying mutual interest in and love of like insects and sea life could be an avenue of intercultural connection and exchange

India and Japan have always struck me as weirdly similar in ways nobody seems to discuss, especially in both being simultaneously hurtling into modernity and deeply traditional/conservative in many ways and places

So. Is this a silly idea considering most people in this program are fresh college grads, and people my age are expected to maybe be getting more settled rather than hopping continents? Is this a scary idea, considering I'll have to uproot all my shit and go exist in a foreign country whose language I really don't know beyond miniscule smatterings? I mean, hmm, yes on both counts, but I'm very excited. On count one, I'd only get older in the future and demonstrably *don't* already have a settled life and career here to disrupt (lol), and on count two...guys, I'm so so tired of letting fear and inertia make my life decisions.

Time to pack up and store most of my shit and end my lease and. Yeah. Also I haven't actually been to India in five years and will probably try to visit my relatives there in the coming months since idk if i'd had an opportunity for a prolonged visit in the future during the one year (at least) in jp. I'll also be probably selling, trading, or giving away a lot more of my hobby shit (that was sort of an ongoing project already but since I'll be unable to use most of it for a year plus it's another reason to do so), so uh, if you've ever wished I would sell any of my dolls now might be time to commit BJD Hobby Taboo and ask me lol. And, obviously, I'll be studying more Japanese, because mine is incredibly へたくそ at the moment. So much to do. But I'm really excited. And thank you to all of y'all that have been encouraging to me about anything related to this matter <3

#i don't know where they'll put me but i asked for ibaraki prefecture #during my research i became really endeared by the idea of The Prefecture Everyone Thinks is Ugly and Boring lol #seems like a good combo of 'not too far from urban things + cost of living + genuinely there ARE nice natural and cultural things there' #they could put me anywhere though lol #already one of my fandom friends from there wants to meet up ;; im so flattered #im obviously not going there to do doll and fandom bullshit but that stuff will be a nice bonus in off time #i have very little idea on what to expect specifically re japanese attitudes to south asian people and am interested to find out #and maybe be a bunch of kids' first exposure to both americans and south asians and like immigrants as a concept : 3 #keeping my expectations tempered though. It Could Suck #but it'll suck in a novel way and truly i thrive on novelty even though often i take the easy and familiar path to try to protect myself #just. aaAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaa scary but exciting im so excited

[stpansy]

where did the party go // heaven, iowa // the kintsugi kid (ten years later)

#here is something very evil and fucked up that i’ve been thinking about lately #parallels #web weaving #fall out boy #something about. will you love me when the fun is over. when IM not fun anymore #will you stick around when my novelty wears off and it’s just the two of us cleaning up bottles #oh i have got to kms #pete wentz you will pay

[anaalnathrakhs]

thot-inducing pictures of mick mars for ur viewing pleasure

#ive typed his name in every search bar in existence and yet nothing quenches that thirst for marsman content #so i must arrange pictures i already know in a slightly different order to give myself the illusion of novelty #but you guys can have this post too. im generous. #motleyposting on main #motley crue #mick mars #yeah. on main. who even cares anymore.

[literalite]

my hair going from pink to purple means. i have gone thru all the colourw of the rainbow.thankyou

#red orange(ginger) yellow(blonde) green blue purple pink #so ive done em all collect em all. i think im sticking to the dark urp for the forseeable future it is an odd novelty #to have such dark hair again <- voice of a guy who needs to change how he looks every 2 months or he goes insane #call me ramon flowers or whatever idk #my face #seph.txt

[sinew-lattice]

diversity win! the woman about to kill and eat you is trans!

#IVE FINALLY DRAWN HER WOOOOOOOOOOOOO #also i COOKED on the axe holding hand. wanna know how i did that? i took a picture of myself holding a novelty crocodile themed #backscratcher that might be older than i am #it has a crocodile for a grip its cool looking but not actually a very good backscratcher #makes for a good ref of how hands wrap around shit tho lmao #tendrilposting #oc: isabella #kinda wanted to put more detail into this but i also wanted to. finish it #also she needs to be a fucken goliath but im not there yet lol

[eldritchmochi]

same guy!!!

[kindergarten / ~2008] / [2016]

[2023] / [2022]

#mochi rambles #im a pretty princess #gender things #transgender #transmasc #transmasculine #nonbinary #trans timeline #17yo me is the one you get because SOMEHOW its the least awful outfit compared to the handful of (not naked) pics i have from 2010-2013 #yes i am wearing two belts and for some reason a wooden novelty Christmas necklace??? #YES its still the least stupid outfit lmao #i discovered the concept of presentation outside the binary and went full toddler with it lmao #also i had a flip phone from 2006 clear thru til about 2014 when i started to get better at clothes so theres basically no pics anyway #also ftr i have been out as trans since like 2006??? 2005????? a long ass time