#im like half joking

[designernishiki]

if kiryu were to propose to majima he’d be so determined to do it Right that, in lieu of any parents being in the picture, he’d end up asking saejima for his blessing because he’s the Closest Thing To Family majima really has. and it would be. an experience

#I have thoughts #im like half joking #he would do something like this #kiryu’s got a Traditional side to him and in this case he’d have a hard time because nothing about their relationship is. traditional. #like fuck. neither of them have parents. I guess kiryu has kashiwagi as the next best thing but. that’s of course if he knows he’s alive #and all that #the roles and setup of that wedding would be #one HELL of a mess. but hopefully in a nice way #sort of #kazumaji #rambling #headcanons #kiryu #majima #saejima

[thejacketscloset]

Just saw 2 baby atreus haters. Clenched my fist in anger. Grrr...

The block button I my favorite feature <3

#im like half joking #its genuinely not that deep but its funny that the tumblr “for you” algorithm thought that I would want to see ppl calling him annoying #NOT IN 1 MILLION YEARS!!!! #I THINK HIS LITTLE QUIPS IN 2018 ARE SO CUTE!!!

[justahumanhere]

I predict 2 episodes from now Cheng Xiaoshi will be half dead on the floor, bleeding from a gunshot wound with his protective boyfriend holding him.

#shiguang daili ren #shiguang dailiren #link click #cheng xiaoshi #lu guang #im like half joking #maybe not 2 episodes from now #maybe start of season 3 or smth #but rest assured this will happen

[adultswimyaoi]

wanting to share my Deepest Thoughts on metalocalypse with my bf but knowing his Normie Straight Boy Mind isn't prepared to hear which dethklok members take the Strap

#im like half joking #anyway its- [SNIPED] #metalocalypse

[valla-chan]

The fact that people are using Shrek 2 and other media with horrible transphobic caricatures as "unintentional/reclaimed representation" when Edna Mode is right there is an actual hate crime. Get real.

#im like half joking #it legit shows something that if people see some disgusting caricature theyre like omg a trans woman slay!! #and if a man voices a beloved and positively portrayed female character its just cis trivia #just call us a slur and get it iver with tbh #lmao #self #me

[unclekaz]

disclaimer: don't @ me about william afton. idgaf about that man or his family or his history or anything like that. ask me about SPRINGTRAP. that's what i was put on this earth for.

#vigilante.txt #im like half joking #but also half serious #idgaf about william but idc at the same time #but still take what i said to heart! #im only here for springtrap. #springtrap #fnaf #fnaf fandom #fnaf springtrap #five nights at freddy's

[your-stranger-halfblood-things]

"gay Mike this" and "bi Mike that"

I feel like some of us are so busy labeling Mike as what we want him to be instead of seeing the true Mike all the way back from season one. We don't need these new labels. What we really need is #boywhofellforhisbestfriendmikewheeler

#im like half joking #dont mind me #but seriously we shouldnt be fighting over if he's bi or gay just be happy he is queer #biphobes dni #homophobes dni #boywhofellinlovewithhisbestfriendmikewheeler #stranger things #byler #mike wheeler #will byers #gay mike wheeler #bi mike wheeler #bi mike truther #gay mike truther #both are good #but it would be more interesting if he was actually gay but bi mike is so special to me #i love both of them so much and i cant pick between the two #queer mike wheeler

[allmyshipsarequeer]

I feel like Ira and Xandis should make out. Possible end times and all.

#critical role #campaign 3 #cr 3 #bells hells #ira wendagoth #captain xandis #im like half joking

[poorpastel-pain]

i hate how people treat me, sometimes i think itd be better to get kidnapped hmm maybe i should ask my bf something /hj

#poor nonsense #vent on main #im like half joking

[clarkandlexsittinginatree]

just a friendly reminder, lex luthor is definitely not white…

#lex luthor #headcanon #dc #im like half joking

[swaine-apologist]

im turning emo. everyones bullying me for zip vector crushing on main and now im genuinely considering a selfship oc for the guy even though ive known him for like 5 seconds. Please someone stop me from taking this L

#zakspeaks #IM LIKE HALF JOKING #BUT I ALSO FEEL REALLY EMBARRASSED OVER THIS RN #why cant i be normal.... :pensive:

[ice-palace-art]

Ok now that tumblr has lifted the 🌽 ban who wants to see Gavin's cock

#im like half joking #cuz i dont know how the site will handle this #redacted asmr #redacted audio #redacted gavin #nsft #18posting

[mcnuggyy]

ummm anyone wanna send me 20 dollars so I can have chicken sandwich 🥺🥺🥺

#DHDKDBJDD #IM LIKE HALF JOKING #BUT LIKE GRRRRRRR I WANT CHICKEN SANDWICH….. #callate guero #my parents took more money from me again so I’m kinda just 🥸🧍🏻 #i know they’ll give it back but there is nothing sadder than looking at my bank account rn #it’ll all be worth it I say to myself #i don’t need burger money it’s fine #but then at the end of the month I always want burger SAD.

[voidmenace]

someone send me $10 and ill blaze that hermitgang post so other people have to suffer through it too

#im like half joking #but if it happened i would do it #menace speaks

[dankovskaya]

Rich husband is the only option if I have to be a girl so be it

#Im like half joking

[kissingwookiees]

halo tv taking away badass virgin representation is an attack on me personally actually

#you made your cool action man have sex??? OH HOW ORIGINAL............ #im like half joking #but also not i think master chief being a turbo virgin is integral to his character unfortunately #and theres very little character to him already so you're sacrificing a LOT by making him a sex-haver