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chenyann · 2 years

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Cake Bake!!

All boys!!

Today there is a cake bake!, if you don't know what that means let me explain, all students will have to bake a cake in 2 and a half hours.The best cake wins a date with the lovely prefect of ramshackle!

cw: gn!reader, crack & fluff, not much of my normal but I digress, unedited,based off someone who never play the cooking event💀.

Riddle

It looks good

But it's not🥲

It has 3 cups of salt in it

Trey told him it make the sugar sweeter

Plain cake

Plain icing

Plain in general

Yako score:

2/10

Was 0/10

+2 points because the flower

Trey

Looks cute(ˊᗜˋ )

strawberries 😍😍😍😍

tastes just right ✅

He probably added real strawberries inside (´-﹏-`)

Could it be better?

Yes

yako score:

8/10

-2 points because of too much icing

Carter

Looks like red velvet

It's not

It actually paprika

Butter cream icing

It looks like fish food at the top🤢

It's not? I hope

He tried(„• ֊ •„)੭

Yako score:

2/10

-8 because of me thinking it was red velvet.

Ace

Let me be like Gordon Ramsay real quick

ITS FUCKING RAW!

Done(•v•)

not only is it ugly

But it's raw

Done eat it babe 😔😔

it's chocolate

Too much chocolate

He probably put salt in it on purpose

Yako score:

0/10

He is gonna kill us both prefect 😪

Deuce

Ummm(·•᷄‎ࡇ•᷅ )

He tried

It tastes ok....

I think

Was ment to be a marble cake

Failed

Too much egg in the icing

it's a plain cake

But with a little chocolate

So In taste wise

It's good

Yako score:

5/10

-5 cause it's ugly

Leona

ruggie made it

Told ruggie to write that

Plain

Atleast there is a heart

He gonna drag you to nap after the cake bake

Yako score:

1/10

-9 points because it's rude

Kept one because ruggie made it

Ruggie

Yum

It's plain

But it's from grandma bucchis cook book

😋😋😋😋😋😋😋😋😋😋😋😋😋😋😋😋😋😋😋😋😋😋😋😋😋😋😋😋😋😋

I WOULD EAT IT LIKES ITS A **** I just said tart chill yall

4 layers!!!!!

Butter cream icing 😋

It's a bit original but there is bits of orange in it

That's what makes it a granny bucchi special!

Yako score:

10/10

It's a original, it has a twist,the buttercream makes it sweet but the orange makes it pop!

Jack

Oh?

This was unexpected 🤨

I like it

the sweetness of the berries makes the chocolate more flavourful

I would be better if icing was all around it but it's okay ig

he did his best(˶ᵔᴗᵔ˶)

the icing in the middle is lacking tbh

Yako score:

8/10

The aesthetic wasn't there

Azul

Guys

HEAR ME OUT

He can't bake

Poor boy wants that date tho

So who better to bake than the sea witch

He did Ursula dirty💀💀💀

It would taste good tho

It would taste like berries

Don't ask

But other than the...."lovely" art.

It's okay

Yako score:

6/10

-4 cause of the art

jade

Okay

It delightful

Very cute

may or maynot be real mushrooms...😅

Be careful

You dodon'want to be poisoned now do we(˶ᵔᴗᵔ˶)

butter cream flavored ^^

Yako Score:

9/10

I don't want him to poison me okay

floyd

...

Honestly I don't even know wtf this is

Don't eat

Someone put a caution sign on it

I'm so scared

DOES IT HAVE GRAVEY ON IT*@[++[[]*+

Oh no

God no

I think we are gonna die

I quit

It looks like my cats food

This makes me fr sick

Yako score:......

.......no

Kalim

Jamil done it

BUT!!!!

But. Kalim wrote a long and surprisingly good description of what he wanted made

Don't get me wrong tho, he wanted to make it

It's good

I don't like the nut tho..IM SORRY!😭😭

yako score:

7/10

-3 because of the nuts

Jamil

I didn't really try 🤓

He is lying

Wants to 1 up Kamil so bad

Probably sabotaged kalim💀💀💀

if you praise him istg prefect I will wack you

lives off fondant

Vanilla cake:0

It's really plain tbh

Yako score:

8/10

-2 because it's plain

And boring

Vil

Custom made(๑•̀ㅁ•́๑)

But very pretty 😍

Can I eat the butterflies?????

If not this is a scam

Half of it is organic icing

1/3 is cake

2/3 is icing and air

Don't ask

The design is kinda everywhere

But it somehow works

I think its the pink

Strawberry.

That it

MAYBE CHERRY??????

Yako score: 10/10 if I can eat the butterflies

If not then it's 7/10

Rook

Simple

Uhm

It's simple

It's cute

The colors look divine

positive message

I love it

Maybe a plain cake?

I would eat this

He would put a bit of salt too keep you on ur toes😌

Yako score:100/10

I love the vibes he is making

Epel

...

Don't get me wrong it would taste delightful

I just think he wouldn't know how to decorate it

So he did minions

Ummmmm

Rook offered to give tips but epel said no🙂🙂

Should have let him tbh

but i digress

Yalo score:

4/10

-6 for the minions

Idia

Let's be honest now

It's gonna be one of these

Yucky

No.

Yako score:

-100000000000000000000000/10

I'm being honest

Ortho

Sweet lil bby♡♡

he is a robot

There is no flaws

Unless he wants one

It is kinda plain

He would have done more

But it's still good

A lil bland

Because he won't eyeball the sugar🙄

But still good

Yako score:

7/10

-3 could be better

Malleus

Why yes that is a wedding cake

*hint hint wink wink*

He cheated and used magic

But you don't need to know

HE WILL DO ANYTHING TO WIN THST DATE WITH YOU PREFCET

he would say yall should cut it together

Smh

Down bad 😔

Plain

If it was me I would say no

Because it's plain

Sorry

Yako score:

3/10

-7 plain and cheated

Lilia

Run

And don't even think about eating it

You will get food poisoning

And it won't be pretty

If you wanna sit on the toilet for the next week then be my guest and eat it

Mayo acts as icing

.....the hotdog looks like a penis

Idk what that yellow stuff is😰😰

Yako score:

- ♾/10

We all know why

Silver

Made 3

His animal friend helped

Probably one of the best hand decorator and baker here

He did nice

It's cute

It's fun

Aesthetic was on point

The flavors would clash

the flowers add taste

Yako score:

10/10

This one is going places

Sebek

Nobody said that

It's okay

Everyone loves you

Sebek is just mad

he will get over it

Plain

I like the rainbow tho

Yako score:

2/10

I Liked the rainbow(〃⌒⤙⌒)ゞ

That all folks!!

Who do you think should win?

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pixiestickie · 10 months

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You’re just gonna let jamil die like that??? 😭

£#£#¥>¥$$¥¥$$£ LOOK i have a toxic trait in which i get ideas and i only draw out the middle parts without drawing what happenes before or next. im really sorry

ILL TRY TO GIVE SOME CINTEXT im too mean to tumblr sometimes

so they were in a party probably outside of NRC. jamil went to grab food for kalim and azul interrupted him in a hall bevause he’s annoying as hell. and lo and behild KALIM’S FOOD WAS POISONED. and jamil probably fell into a coma thats it thats the post. he isnt dead thoufg dont worry guys just a days long coma in which everuone spendsworried that he might die any time no———-

it was all an excuse to make him almost die RIGHT infront of azul and give the latter some BRAIN damage. bevause jamils job is more fucked up than some of his classmates realize and that event is like a reality check for pretty much everyone at nrc. they witness jamil falling into a coma for kalim and kalim also be worried sick. also kalim and azul can bond in whatever this scenqrio is. thats it.

my brain is small. i feel like im slowly losing my sanity more and more on tumblr. but i shamelessy like cheap angst scenarios to think about before sleep. like theyre genuinely so cheap but im shameless theyre entertaining and i have TROUBLE SLEEPING i get really bored. GOODNIGHT\\\\\

#ask tag #I JUts dont know what im doing 90% of the time #im. so sorry #twisted wonderland #pixie screaming

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bellysoupset · 8 months

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hi again!!

okay first off i LOVED Bella and Luke’s impromptu wedding AHHHH they’re so so adorable😭 also, i know i said sicily part 6 was WONDERFUL (all time fave fr) but i never commented on part 7 and OH MY GOODNESS i had to take breaks from reading bc of how hard i was blushing at vin teasing wen 🤭 she was so real for every single one of her reactions omg

on that note OMG so excited for that food poisoning fic I CANT WAIT TO READ IT <3 and i love that it’s gonna be angsty and touch on her body dysmorphia ahhhh 😭🫶🏽

ALSO i’ve been meaning to ask this because i feel like you haven’t talked about it much? (or maybe i missed it? if so im so sorry lol) but basically, i know you said that wendy’s parents were NOT happy with her coming out, but that they eventually sort of “allowed” her to transition bc her mental health got bad. i clearly love angst (all your angsty fics are TOP TIER🤭), so i really wanna know more about her mental health struggles. is that something you’d dive into in an ask, or would you maybe incorporate it and/or hint at it in fics? i would genuinely LOOOOOVE to learn more about this!!!

ANYWAYS again YOU’RE AWESOME & IM OBSESSED WITH YOUR OCs‼️

- 🦦

Hi 🦦!!

What a wall of love, my heart is bursting out of my chest 😭 And Sicily 6 being your all time fave of all 102 fics of mine, this is HIGH PRAISE!!

Wendy whenever Vin brings up tummyaches is like Error 404, I feel her in my bones. If a hot guy did that to me I think I might just have a stroke and die.

I haven't actually covered any of Wendy's mental health issues in my fics! I had planned on doing one in NY with Vin & Wendy, but I keep putting it off bc I know I'll have to tap on some sensitive topics that require research on my part and I'm lazy.

Here's some things I think on Wendy's case. She's always been a chubby girl, but before her transition this bothered her a lot. It added to the already installed feelings of something being off with her and even when she managed to put things together, but was not allowed to transition physically this made her life hell. It was a toss up between gender dysphoria and body dysmorphia.

She got a pretty bad eating disorder back then (which btw, never made her thin, only fucked up her health) and she s*lf-h4armed, up until her parents found out about this, alongside some pretty concerning journals with su1cide ideation and they "caved".

Simply put her parents are jerks, but they're not evil and in hindsight they do know it was the right thing to do, they're just... Well, jerks who refused to own up the fact they were wrong and certain things are still very wrong.

I think it's important to highlight Wendy and Leo are very different in this aspect, even if both of them have had suic1dal thoughts and struggled with their queer identities. Wendy is not chronically depressed, she hit a rough patch and she has since healed up. She's in a great place right now and, yes, she's got insecurities and fears, but she's not medicated and doesn't need to be.

Leo's depression is chronical and he's medicated and will always be so. Without his meds he will struggle with su1cidal thoughts and erratic behavior regardless of how happy he is with his life at the moment.

Wendy's trigger make her cry, at most they make her sad for a week. Leo's triggers cause severe panic attacks.

#myocs #wendy marshall #leo wagner #i know i made it a bit about leo at the end but i think its an important distinction (health professional in me jumping out)#also i dont think any of those words should ever be censored i'm just doing that bc I dont wanna risk tumblr labeling this mature or smth #hate this website #🦦 anon #lovely correspondence

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synthleeius · 4 months

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noooo i hope u feel better :(

its ok now im better mostly!!! i still dont know what made me sick probably food poisoning??😭 BUT i am gonna write the new years fic for u guys 🙏🙏🙏

#kind of temped to make it lee xiao but.....ISKUGH #tklpilled #answered

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lunarsun12 · 6 months

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Felix New Twin

We all wondered where has Jake went too…the night before the fashion show! In the midst of him chilling at the food market, he made friends with Felix. Who took pity on him that what his Appa Heeseung has done!

How will the SKZ family will react to this news?

DISCLAIMER

This does not represent the idols real persona and is exaggerated for entertainment purpose. They are non idols in this storyline

SKZ Family Chat

Today 12:00pm

Hyunjin💁: OMG I SAW TWO LIX’S

Seungmin🐶: What? Two lix’s? How?

Hyunjin💁: I was about to come in Lixie room to give him a hug and I saw two humans! THEY GOTTA BE TWINS

Han🐿️: LIX HAS A TWIN OH MY GOODNESS

I.N🥺: I hope he is not evil

Lee know😎: There is no twin, I would have known. I do daily checks on you guys

Hyunjin💁: IM CONVINCED

Seungmin🐶: Hyunjin remember you thought you saw a lion one time on the street?

Seungmin🐶: You called the police on the poor guy…because of his hair

Hyunjin💁: I did wonder why this lion was wearing clothes

Lee know😎: I don’t care whoever this person is. If Lix bring him here means he is nice. I trust my Lix

Bangchan🐺: By any chance he has puppy aura and is extremely polite?

Hyunjin💁: How would I know? I was busy on shock we have a twin!!

Lee know😎: Kids we are visiting Binnie

Hyunjin💁: I want to meet that twin!

Han🐿️: IM CURIOUS TOO

Seungmin🐶: I don’t care about the new twin plus I don’t want to visit Binnie. He can be so whiny

Bangchan🐺: Oh no Lix what have you done! You kids go with your Eomma and Lee Know don’t beat Han for trying to make duck noise. It’s his way saying hi

Many hours later

Back at the Felix private chat with Jake

Bangchan🐺: So you ran away from home because your appa didn’t say I love you?

Jake🕺: Not that, he always make me do mean things and I don’t like it!

Felix☀️: Its okay bro! I heard about your appa he seems scary

Bangchan🐺: Have you tried talking with him? It will help

Felix☀️: He tried and his appa never listens! This time he lied to Jake about buying him a dog

Jake🕺: I ran away to see if he actually comes looking for me. The chances are slim

Bangchan🐺: A’right I guess you can stay with us. Just stick with Lix all time. There are two people in this household you should probably avoid. One is Hyunjin, if he doesn’t get what he wants. He can do some serious damage (he managed to break a full grown man into tears. As he refused to sell him that designer shirt). The last one is Han, he is an oddball, just don’t take food from him more likely poison

Felix☀️: We gonna have great time Jake!

Jake🕺: Yesss best sleepover ever!

Bangchan🐺: Such sweet friendship

Back at skz family chat

Changbin💪🏻: WHO STOLE MY BAG OF CHIP AND MY ONE CAN OF COKE

Han🐿️: I was hungry

Changbin💪🏻: I’m never inviting you all again!

Seungmin🐶: As if we wanted to be here anyways

Felix☀️: Hyunjin hyung can you stop pretending to be Aussie. You scaring Jake

Hyunjin💁: I don’t want you mean mate

Felix☀️: Just stop coming into my room. Jake has to run everytime he sees you

Hyunjin💁: Why run? Not like I do anything to him

Hyunjin💁: And Lix he better not sleep next to you tonight

I.N🥺: Yeah Hyung stop scaring my new friend. Finally someone who is normal in this house!

Jay😭: Oh my goodness Jake I found you!

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love-strawberry · 2 years

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let's fall in love for the night

summary : in which it's a date for them and an occasion for their castmate to third wheel.

pairing : ben barnes x reader

warnings : language

author's note : i love this sm <3 i love ben barnes like it's not healthy anymore, n e ways, enjoy!! requests are open

tagged : @slut4benbarnes @mrs-brekker15

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benbarnes date night but (unfortunately) with kit

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