#im cry laughing pls

[steffigraf]

the carota boys will be at the atp finals (x)

#jannik sinner #carota boys #tennis #*media #i need EVERYONE to see this #cannot believe im tagging the carota boys rn but #it be like that #im cry laughing pls

[angelwowings]

I have the voices in my head to keep me company🤯

guys pls laugh at my comment I’m funny.

#crp #creepy pasta #creepypasta fandom #ticci toby #tobias erin rogers #ticci toby headcanons #proxy #creepypasta headcanons #im funny #laugh at this pls or I’ll cry

[tojisun]

WHO IS SIMON GHOST RILEY I THOUGHT THIS WAS ABT TOJI

HELP OMG IM SO SORRY

i have toji (n jake teehee) works im tryna complete i promiseeee dhksjrkrr its just takin a while bc im out of the fandoms 😭

also, this is simon ghost riley hwhhehee <333

#this is making me hack a lung #pls im crying but laughing too #startaee #ask

[azullumi]

born to like reblogs with comments and tags, forced to screenshot and save them in my special folder

#THE FUNNY ONES #THE BARKING ONES #THE CRYING ONES #I HAVE THEM ALL SAVED #😞😞😞 #pls i really appreciate reblogs with comments just for that #i take them out when im feeling sad #the next thing i know im laughing my ass off #azul.thoughts

[doctorqueensanatomy]

I think tumblr deserves this too just because

#im crying laughing at myself help #sheamus speaks #stefon #eddie munson #steddie #fruity four #i shouldve added nancy oh well pls no hate #stranger things

[boxwinebaddie]

uncle neen!!! i love that ravenstan is a nasty gremlin boi irl but if you put him in the raven outfit he gets hot lmaoooo

NO BUT ACTUALLY!!!!!! LITERALLY!!!!!!!

like that man is a...disgrace. like ravenstan walks into an arizona taco bell at like 3 o clock in the morning absolutely trashed could not drive thru the drive thru wearing the kuromi spa headband he got at tj maxx for like $5 on the record label credit card ( best purchase he's ever made ), the pink hot topic death metal shirt, the red and black plaid pajama pants that are literally RIPPED in five places and the fuckin chanclas, whipping out his sailor moon wallet like..."i will give you literally ANY amount of money for a baja blast rn"

and the fucking awkward college kid working there is like "uh, sir it's only $2.39...u gave me a $50 bill" and ravenstan just like kisses that young man on the head and is like "keep the change jeremy I Love You you just saved my LIFE!!! please put some extra Baja in it for me Hermoso besito besito besitooooo <3~ also how would u like a free $500 front row ticket to see crimson dawn???"

literally looks so homeless that you...literally cannot tell he is famous and you DEFINETELY can't tell that's raven of crimson dawn, help!!!

but like he puts on The Raven Cosplay and everyone is like pleeeeease your hand in marriage!!!! ILL DO ANYTHING sahldskjds

like...oh my god

OKAY.

so like the first time crimson dawn was going to preform in concert like waaaaay back whenever, like a day before that, they were testing what their on stage outfits would look like on

( yes before they were famous they were on their broke boy shit and living in an apartment that was bad if not worse than blondies so they Understand The Struggle...they also drank A Lot of cheap tequila )

and raven was in the bathroom like "guys...idk about this. i am embarrassed!!! i am not coming out!!!"

and kenny was like "babes!!! it's probably not that bad!!! relax!!"

and jimmy was like "yeah plus you already came out GAYVEN you bisexual ass b-b-BITCH!!!" ( roooooooooooasted oh my GOD )

og crimson dawn guitarist like "pls show us!! we will be nice!!"

and hes like "ok ok ok ok......"

and walks out w the dyed hair and the emo boy eyeliner in the little tank top and the fishnet shirt and the PANTS!!! THE PAAAAANTS!!!! and the combat boots like

"shlksadh ok how do i look Please Don't Laugh!!!"

and everyone like looks at each other like "..."

and then is immediately like

WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT THE FUUUUUUUUUCK!!?!?!?!!!!

and hes like oh my god its bad its bad!!! oh my god where is the tequila!!! im gonna throw up aaaaa!!!!! help sahdlkdsah

and kenny is like BROOOO WHY ARE YOU HOT????? and jimmy is like D-D-DAMMMMMMNNNN SON DSLKHDLKHS theyre like crying and throwing up like SHEESH DAMN SHEESH RELAX RELAX RELAX OH MY GOD WHOS MANNNNN IS THAT AHDLKHSD

theyre like do a spin!!!! do a spin!!!!

and hes like oh my god guys sahkdshsd sSHHHSHhshh

and theyre like SPIN SPIN SPIN!!!!!!!! RAVEN RAVEN RAVEN!!!!!!!

raven: *does a little spin*

everyone like AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!

kenny on the floor like ONE CHANCE ONE CHANCE ONE CHANCE!!!!!!!! everyone is Barking sakhddlasd theyre throwing one dollar bills at him like YOU GOTTA PICK THEM UP SDKHSKDL

it was so unserious oh my god!!!! they gassed him up so much oh my god he was blushin i love it here i love raven simp-son dawn <333

but yeah no he really....looks so haggard like a depressed college student going thru a break up watching anime for like 16 hrs straight...but is so fIONE on stage...comedy....amazing.

-uncle nina, obsessed w my lil tragic emo boy fashion disaster son

#this is soooo sahdlksahdsa #im laughing im crying #they were like YOOOOOOOOO CAN I GET YOUR NUMBER CAN I GET YOUR NUMBER BARK BARK BARK SHEESH AWOOGA #sahdlksadlsahd #he was shook god bless them he was so nervous #they were extremely wasted that night #crimson dawn x tequila #and they were broke so they were drinking rubbing alcohol it was so foul they were so sick at that concert #but yes....he really is...a menace #but he is my menace #and crimson dawns menace #he really is so beautiful he just never washes his face or his hair has bad posture and never tries ever #but u wash that mans hair one time put him in clothes that fit him n every1 is like HELLO???? PLS JUST ONE KISS EMO BOY IM ON MY KNEES!!!! #live love crimson dawn and the tiny raven pants...saving lives #also not raven being stannah montana #it really is his clark kent superman moment tbh #*kenny vc* BRO WHY ARE YOU HOT????? #real as hell omg #ok last thing i love broke crimson dawn they were so iconic #they were drinking liters of orange fanta and eating spicy hmart instant ramen everyday watching game of thrones on their shitty couch #passing around that gigantic jug of carlo rossi sangria made by the devil screaming NOT ROBB STARK MAN WHAT THE FUCK!?!?! in tears

[coffeeinthecold]

no cuz tell me why i'm having fun at school (for ONCE) and me and my tc are laughing and its all well and good until i get home and I look in the mirror and i look like a raccoon that fell down the stairs and went through the washing machine DID I LOOK LIKE THIS THE WHOLE DAY ASJDKAFJKAFBK

#no wonder he was laughing #i look like a poodle that walked through a tornado #im crying pls help why is life so cruel 😭 #teacher crush community #teacher attachment #teacher love #teacher x student #teacher crush #tc male #male tc #male teacher crush #male tcc #male teacher x female student #teacher crush imagine #tcc feelings #tc community #tc crush #tcc #tc blog #tc confessions #tc post #tc struggles #tc feelings #tc thoughts #tc update #tcc thoughts #tcc love #tc

[freshwater--mermaid]

I ship Danny with his own burrito’d corpse

#this is a JOKE do not tag it as y know what it rhymes with itch earl #also this is me announcing that ive started writing for ersatz again i doodled this while thinking of some fuuture stuff #ersatz au #danny phantom #yes at long last i have begun actually writing it not just pondering or making small notes ACTUAL WRITING i am so happy #dont hold ur breath tho pls i am waiting to actually upload chs when i have several actually done #it still makes me laugh when i think of how my AU is known as the 'danny has his corpse in his closet' au i wanna cry about it #also i havent drawn danny in a few yrs and i had no refs can u tell??? #ok time to shut #im only rambling because im nervous

[fashionbitchgd]

damn tumblr really is dead. twitter has been on fire the last 2 days since the gayest aespa member showed up dating a guy but i still haven't seen a word about it here lmao

#and ngl its ridiculously similar to when taeyeon and tiffany showed up dating men 🤢 back in 2014 #its kinda funny to see the exact same shit play out in kpop 10 years later lol #(i really am a kpop dinossaur 😭) #and im laughing now that im 0 invested in aespa/winrina but back in 2014 when i was unheathly attachd to snsd/taeny i was the one crying lo #(i still dislike nichkhun to this day 🤫 pls never marry a man tiffany pls 🙏🥲) #(baekhyun is okay cuz i really love exo but pls never marry a man taeyeon pls 🙏🥲)

[deus-ex-mona]

s. s ave me, meoto…

#n o t me clinging to meoto to retain my sanity bc g o o d l o r d today was the worst #today was truly a very bad; very horrible day indeeeeeeed #man. today truly was a comedic tragedy in every way possible. i’d laugh if i were anyone else tbh #first i couldn’t start my workstation bc we were out of this cleaning acid thing. #t h e n this other branch lab sent over a precise amount of [reagent] that we needed to make the cleaning acid thing #*and* what’s worse was that they also demanded like. 1/5 of the acid we mixed. like bro. make it yourself mans. #but the worst part was when i tried to use a dropper to poke this sediment out of [tube i was supposed to be cleaning] #bUT THEN HALF OF THE DROPPER MELTED BC THAT BUGGER CAN’T HANDLE HIGH TEMPERATURES AAAAAAAAAAAAAA #stupid new droppers man. the old droppers could handle 100 degrees just fine. s o now the tube is clogged with melted plastic and it’s just. #life’s *really* great sometimes yk~~~~? (ʘ‿ʘ) #and so the night shift dude who came to take over the workstation against expectations seemed kinda pissed that i hadn’t started anything #and im just there. with my intestines wriggling about like internal abdominal worms. tryin not to cry in the face of my mistake. #while he’s fumin’ away like a freakin’ chimney or sth. like. man. no one asked you to take this workstation. you came here on your own. :( #anyway i ditched him and left for my break to calm myself down only to be approached by some random terribly lost middle aged to old lady #who was looking for directions to *somewhere* but she only spoke chinese aaaaaaaa #and i can’t read maps/i don’t even live in the area of my workplace so i have no idea if the lady managed to make it safely #but. lol. the lady showed me her message screen when she asked me for directions to her destination #and by pure coincidence the person she was texting is apparently related to someone with the same first name as me #the cons and cons of having common names man. i hope the lady managed to find her friend with the same name as me though lol #anyways. pls hw im begging. pls drop the crossfade for lxl birthday tmr i n e e d more meoto to carry on— #s o b s this is what im living for now ig. meoto………..

[cncbb]

being a hopeless romantic with a r*pe k*nk is the fucking pits

#mine #pls im sooo funny laugh at my jokes im not crying u are

[allaganexarch]

having emotions is so cringe oh my godddddddddddddd

#personal #don't know if laughing or crying at this point #somebody pls take me out with like a tranquilizer until im normal again

[rxskomi]

A little warning: uses of some vulgar words, descriptions of poop and farts :D

Other than that enjoy this little whatever I wrote because umm yeah I was feeling goofy 🤪

A daily life with Atsumu Miya consist of trying to see who could get to the bathroom first. Well that's because when one of you goes into the bathroom it'll be half an hour minimum. What are either one of you doing in the bathroom for so long you may ask.. well you see when you or Tsum take a dump you guys are normally either scrolling TikTok or listening to some podcast/audiobook and trust me as someone who does that it'll take you a LOOONG time to finish.

But this time, this time you remain the victor of getting to use the toilet first. Or in Atsumu words 'he went easy on you and gave ya a head start' and thus Atsumu is left to wait outside of the bathroom in your bedroom for his turn to use it.

" POOPIE PIE CAN YA HURRY UP I NEED TA USE THE BATHROOM TOO YA KNOW" Atsumu whined as he really really need to use it.

"Sorry babes, I gotta do what I gotta do yaknow" you replied to which he groaned. (Can you imagine Tsumu just holding in his shit? HELP)

When Atsumu couldn't wait any longer he went to get the spare keys to the bathroom and unlocked the door to barge in. What he saw though... Was you sitting on the toilet on your phone, not even shitting cause your pants are on.

"WHY YOU LIL-" Atsumu stops himself before he could finish it and just pulled you off the toilet bowl and took off his pants and all and sat on it with lightning speed then proceeds to let out the most LOUDEST, WETTEST, STINKIEST fart along with a stream of the most revolting shit sounds.

"EWWW A LITTLE WARNING WOULD'VE BEEN NICE SHITHEAD" you scrambled out the door and shut it tightly while holding your breath trying not to gag on the toxic gas that just came out of your husband.

After he was done using the bathroom, you refused to use it for the whole day and even went to a public shower place to take your shower to clean yourself from that stench.

You still love Tsum Tsum tho, and from that day on you never hogged the bathroom again and you would always let Atsumu use it whenever he needs it 💀

#hq atsumu miya #HELPPPPP #this was me on the toilet when this idea came to me #PLS TELL ME IF THIS IS WELL YK DISGUSTING #IM SORRY #I APOLOGIZE #haikyuu #haikyuu on crack #or its just me on crack #haikyuu x reader #haikyuu!! #miya atsumu x reader #atsumu miya #drabble(?) #i had to restrain myself for using the skull and crying emojis bcs i was dead when i made this post #like laughing dead #💀💀😭😭😭 #tsumu has stanky butt #wayhey

[yibyeol]

it’s been a while since he’s seen her that excited. he knows her well enough to know that she’d argue that she’s excited about a lot of things, but noah’s fairly sure that given all the years they have spent together, he’d be damned if he couldn’t tell if a smile of hers was genuine or not. “it’s just a dinner, right?” he asks again, despite already knowing the answer as his eyes trail her movements across their living room. she’s said it was supposed to be a surprise, and surprisingly she’s been very adamant in her decision of keeping him in the dark. but as long as she’s smiling--like how she’s been in the past week--he’s more than willing to play along. instead of answering him, thea’s picking up the car keys, then dropping it back on the table again as she turns to him. “we probably shouldn’t drive, right? what if there’s alcohol involved?” noah could almost hear the wheels in her brain turning, so he makes his way over, placing his hands on her shoulders and bending down a little to look at her straight in the eye. “thea. didn’t you say we’re gonna be late? and that was ten minutes ago.” at her widened eyes, a hearty laugh escapes him as he lets her all but pushes him out the door. now he’s beyond curious to know what exactly is up. 

thea has no idea when this habit of hers started, but from some point, all she does when she gets anxious is to keep herself busy. busy enough that she couldn’t stop to think about anything else other than the task on hand, like glancing at the map application on her phone now, despite having already memorized the route to the restaurant ever since steven extended his invitation. noah’s quiet as he walks beside her, and thea wishes he would say something, talk to her so she could get distracted, or maybe she should tell him what this is really about so she could see his reaction, even though she isn’t quite sure what to expect--and she sees it then. the little stall selling flowers that they just passed has her coming to a pause, turning sideways to stare at it. maybe she’s imagining it, and she probably is considering the various smells of new york lingering in the air, but the vibrant colors and fresh scents of the flowers have her approaching the stall. looking back in hindsight, thea thinks maybe she probably shouldn’t have stopped and actually stood there choosing, because they were already running late. but when she held up the few pieces of tulips in her hands to inspect them closer,  hen noah approached from behind her to pay for them wordlessly, and when they finally made their way to the restaurant and she was quick to spot steven, and her, she couldn’t help but think maybe she did a pretty good job in choosing just the prettiest petals. because it’s easier to think that lily only looks that surprised because of it. “hey,” she starts, smiling at steven first before her gaze lands on lily then, only to quickly drop it as she then holds the small bouquet of tulips out towards the female. “thought you might like this. congrats on your movie.” 

#me writing noah: laugh all u can now bc it's the last thing u'll do for a while now :) #me writing thea: pls dont get excited pls dont get excited plS dont-- im gonna cry #t: noah #t: thea #also i hope i didn't godmod too much at the end omf it seemed logical to me so kldsjf #we're gonna say noah is stunned into silence cause i dont wanna make this too long

[mysicklove]

https://youtu.be/NUtGzfsefT4 this song reminds me of you 🩷🩷

link

yes bc i am so alpha 🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺

#chit chats #esme darling #ik u prob meant it in a nice way but that song literally made me burst out laughing #im sorry i’m not a serious person 😭😭😭😭 #shit got me dying #pls don’t view me as some serious domme #i’m just a girl who happens to like it when boys cry #real dommes would slaughter me in the real world #(like the girl who made that song)

[boxwinebaddie]

Hi Nina! I'm sorry you're feeling so low :< and I know you're not really up for answering HC questions, but whenever you are I was just wondering: Are all the chars genderbent in TKAK?

hello, sweet pea! you are so wonderful, thank you for checking in. <3

feeling fresh as a daisy! or a wound. haha, jk! :)

i am going to try and pull myself up by the laces of my new pink docs, put on a brave face, be kind to myself and take it easy if i can. i truly hope i do not get verbally eviscerated today, but you never know.

anyways! *rises from the deepest and darkest throes of my depression to answer this tkak question bc i am insane* hskdlasks

to which i will also say...No, Actually? for starters, i just think it would be super complicated to try and flip-flop quite literally everyone ( plus i already left randy/sharon/shelley as their respective south park genders ) but i also think all the other characters just...work the best as their OG genders? ( save for the ones that May change them )

for example, in tkak, the main three...

( does not include kenny because kenny is princess kenny, who is, ofc, a girl in tsot/tkak and uses she/her <3 ily princess kenny mWAH )

...are butters, stas and craig. :')

i fucking love them so much, ohhh my god.

ODD SQUAD RISE!!!

stas really did...

…round up all the weird lil misfit kupa keep boys lmao.

so butters, stas has been looking out for since they were little bc he's very meek and soft-spoken. the kk boys are really, really cruel to him, bully/beat him up often, generally give him hell. so stas gives it right back usually! not with her fists ofc! she's a pacifist <3 ( though i do think she could beat all of their asses lmao ) and just uses her words.

she is very convincing, forthright and is a natural born leader tbh. so the boys usually fuck off when she comes around and once they go, she checks on butters all concerned, sighs gently, then checks him for broken bones and bruises. he is her special guy, who Does start in tkak as butters but, as we know, all my butters are just marjorine in a misleading boy font ( ew ) so keep your One Eye out for that. ;)

so stas will not throw a punch but...craig...Deeeefinetly will lmao.

because of the undiagnosable medieval autism, people think craig is really weird bc he's super quiet and when he does speak, it's in a monotone and hes usually super rude/out of pocket. ily craig. but yeah, no, he will beat ur ass, frfr. he cracks his knuckles and all the rowdy lil gang boys are like ahhh hell no!! RUN! & think he is a freak.

stas likes him v much tho <3 :* also bc craig is super mega gay and was the one boy who Didn't proposition her hand in marriage. they do think about getting betrothed a lot just to avoid the mess of their parents constantly trying to get them married off haha. btw he is still rogue!craig and pickpockets/pilfers things often. stas does shake her head at him 25/8 because Tis Dishonorable, Craig! which is seriously ironic given her current situation, but when he does steal wine and stuff from the tavern cellar...she does not refuse it. lmaooooo.

speaking of being super mega gay tho, in tkak, wendy is gwendolyn :) she just goes by wendy, stas is uhhhh...Enchanted by her. helppp. wendy is constantly like messing up her hair, gives her The Business but thinks its endearing that she's always running amok with all the boys in her dad's pants & once made a joke ( it was a lil too real tho ) abt how if she were Going to take a husband, she'd hope very much that they be like stas and that it really is a terrible shame she's a girl.

WHICH???? HELLLLOOOOOO???? anyways stas is like Ohh My God not impure thoughts abt women and temptations of the flesh AGAIN!! fuck my entire life lmaooo!!! stas has had a rlly stressful long haul lowkey gay crush on wen since they were little kids, its such a mess, & craig Regularly makes fun of her for it BOO!!! she's all blushin and sputterin like Shut Thy Mouth Tucker Before I Put Mine Lips Upon Yours!!! and does chase him around making crazy kissing noises w/ craig retching like STAY BACK DEMON LMAOOO!!!

anyways....live laugh love tkak, stas n the boys n gwendy.

-uncle nina, who is un-sadgirling to answer this ask.

p.s. please note that quite literally every stas/wendy interaction goes something like this:

stas being like Oh God She Approaches, How Doth My Hair Look? and craig says...like you haven't washed it in three days time. and shes like FUUUUCK but butters is like it is Fine, stas! just be emboldened in your words!! tryin to smooth out her shirt n shit ohhh my god. then wendy gets there like good evening, craig, butters...

anastasia ;) and stas is like HJSjahahaha! smood schmeving smendy ( RIP she could not speak ) ft craig abt to lose it laughing and butters trying to shush him but lmao it gets Worse bc then stas tries to save it all like your, uh...frock looks rather Fetching in the moonlight! particularly the bodice NOT THAT I WAS LOOKING UPON IT ( heelp ) it just fell within my eyeline & i thought to tell you it was...Pleasing?

( ohhhh my god stas please ) and wendy was like -squints fondly- ah...well, thank you, stas? i think? truly, i was not at all troubled by its appearance and composition, but i am glad you find it, erm, pleasing? to your...honorable and unwandering...eyes? either way, i shall sing the seamstress your high praises and see you all on the morrow. <3 but before i depart...wendy legit leans in and stas is abt to throw up i'm not even joking bc wendy is sooo close to her face...

...then just pulls a leaf out of her hair like i found this nested in your hair and thought you might wish it banished from you and stas is like AHAHAHA YES WOW MANY THANKS SEE YOU ON THE MORROW GWENDOLY--and like leans back to try and look cool and eats shit on a barrel SMHHHHH and craig and butters are making fun of her so hard like yOuR fRocK iS veRy PleAsinG SchmEndoLyn and stas is like ohmygodddd shutupshutshutSHUTUUUP ALAS!!! i am Ruined boys! that was more despairing than death! a hundred times worse than HELL! later, i shall craft a sword and Fall Upon It, but for tonight, craig, please tell me you have procured some ale. i wish to drown my endless sorrows in it ;-;;; IM CRYING GIRL FAIL STAS!!!

#thank u for ur kind words friend i am doing my best #but yeah no all the other chars start tkak as their og genders in sp but you know...you never know...the winds of change are in the air #listen tho!!! i love stas and the boys so bad theyre soooo funny they are giving eren mikasa and armin if uve seen aot #they are truly so funny they are such legends and icons #medieval odd squad RISE #also not stas' gay ass crush on wendy and her constantly crying and throwing up its so unserious #THAT JOKE WAS A LITTLE TOO REAL WENDY LIKE MAN OH MY GOD STAS THOUGHT ABT THAT FOR MONTHS #craig and butters pointing and laughing she is like i wish i killed ppl bc both of you would be first!!! shes had ENOUGH #SHUT UP TUCKER BEFORE I PUT MINE LIPS UPON URS and craig being like EWEWEWEW shadlksad they do drink stolen mead on rooftops together <3 #they do also bond abt having fucked up families/childhoods also i fucking love them so much i am passionate abt them #stas trying to talk to wendy is so funny i am dead shes so dramatic like I Am Going To Fall Upon My Sword Pls Fetch Me The Ale #so unserious shes soooooo dramatic im KHDKSLHd #NOT THAT I WAS LOOKING UPON IT LIKE OHJHHHH MY GOOOOODD IM CRYING #stas like boys do not jest or i will Throw Myself From The Belltower #and craig is like Make Haste HAHAJSSKS MAAAN #THE DISRESPECT #stas threatening to k word herself after every failed wendy interaction is too real