sweetheart slipping money inside her bra or pull out highly confidential paper infront of everyone. that is it.
STOP THATS SO FUNNY
I mean shiii the jugs need to be used somehow so might as well 🤷 AHA
Like I just see her pull out a damn folder from her cleavage and it's about illegal bombs
Sweetheart: here ya go, Capitan!
Price:
Laswell:
Literally everyone:
Price: Why is it so warm...
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Gaz: Damn, I don't have enough cash on me for gas.
Sweetheart, pulling out $10 from her bra: Here! I have some.
Gaz:
Gaz, feeling hot: thank-thank you... for your... boob money.
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Soap: Here's ya change back, St. Thanks for snacks again.
Sweetheart, smiling: No problem, man! Anytime.
(Slips the money in her bra)
Soap:
Soap, confused and turning pink: WHA- WHY'D JA PUT IT IN THERE?? DINNAE YA HAVE A WALLET??
Sweetheart: THIS IS MY SAFETY POUCH SHUT UP
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I need an expansion of g1 War Dawn where petulant teenagers Aerialbots have to put up with petulant teenager Orion Pax who is trying to make friends with manchild Megatron. I just think that would be real funny
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Quinn: *unintelligible mumbling*
Tommy: Have you even heard this song before?
Quinn: *on beat perfectly* “Man boys, it is colder than a witch's titty face-down in the snow in a brass bra outside but this beat makes me feel like I'm tongue-fuckin' a margarita”
Tommy: You’re not allowed to pick the music anymore.
Quinn: it’s the only line I know 100%!
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sengen brainrot bc im listening to my 1/4/1 playlist
im forever gonna think about how inagaki made senku and gen’s birthdays inverse of each other because like. senku’s bday (1/4) was decided from the moment he was created and it’s an important plot point in how it plays out with the ishigami village. HOWEVER. the date that senku wakes up (4/1) was decided from the beginning and gen coming across the etching in the tree was inevitable, but we don’t know gen’s birthday (4/1) until several arcs after that moment in the observatory. we learn senku woke up on gen’s birthday in a posthumous bonus q&a but i wonder if inagaki decided that before and it influenced gen’s actions leading up to senku’s birthday, or he’s just a sick and twisted individual who wanted to bait people. i think it’s everything at once bc all the characters no matter their role are thoughtfully made. the fact that they’re coincidentally inverse is such a gen thing to overthink but the meaning within the narrative is far more complex and yet so understated. it makes my head spin
senku commits to several ways to gaining people’s trust, mostly inventing things to hopefully sway people in his favor, or oppositely, threaten them to force their hand. he takes a CRAZY gamble on gen. gen reciprocating was equally a crazy gamble but it locks them in forever. i could even argue that it was more important for gen to gain senku's trust.
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"There are grifters in the Free Palestine movement who are not actually interested in the liberation of Palestine and are only taking this as a chance to be antisemitic" is true.
"Therefore you should admit the Free Palestine movement has an 'antisemitism problem'" is not and fundamentally rooted in anti-Palestinian narratives lol. You cannot say this and neglect to mention that the major leaders of the Free Palestine movement are Palestinian themselves. Unless you are calling the Palestinians antisemitic for fighting for their freedoms, in which case I think you should say that.
I refuse to add caveats to statements like "Free Palestine but I'm not antisemitic!!!!!" like why is it automatically assumed that I, a Palestinian, am uniquely antisemitic and must condemn it or else I, *a Palestinian*, am directly contributing/endorsing antisemitism.
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goddddd it’s fine!! its fine!!! its okay if if 12 year old girls decide they’re asexual and look back and realize that actually it was just puberty and the gross sexualization of women that alienated them from their feelings of attraction and actually now she feels she was always allo. That’s allowed! That’s okay! Its not the end of the world if some of the people coming home to the label of asexuality are actually arriving at a way station onto what will be a better place for them. Cause you know if what she wanted was to feel she had the language to give herself permission to not be obligated to engage in sexual acts, to not exist as a sexual foodstuff for the consumption and digestion of others, If she needed the world asexual to shield her like that that’s okay!!! Cause whats important is she found a way to not do the things she wasn’t ready to do. What you wanna say no? No, you are obligated to figure out your attraction to others and the torture of its existence in a complicated fucked up world with language that doesn’t always sink home. Who is she hurting. Oh yeah it’s on a twelve year old to never be wrong about who they think they’re becoming, it’s up to a twelve year old to find a permanent state of self, it’s on a twelve year old to figure out the uncomfortableness of becoming a sexual being on their fucking own. Cause yknow if she’s wrong then people are going to use that as evidence that asexuality is a phase as if people looking for an excuse to dismiss other people’s identities would just not exist if we all perfectly performed our fucking labels like they’re the audience that decides if our fucking rock opera gets to hit broadway. Like there’s a fucking quota on how many times a person can be wrong about a label. I’m bisexual!! And if I’d just allowed myself to think that it’d be okay if I was wrong about being bisexual, or that it was okay if it wasn’t permanent, then I would’ve taken the first step to realizing I was actually a long term bisexual all the sooner. There isn’t a fucking deadline for figuring out the perfect label for yourself, there isn’t a fucking surety purity test at the door. God, and all these trans kids and people agonizing about if they’re really trans or if they’re just faking it, as if that’s important when transitioning makes them happier! But no, we gotta make a philosophical argument from the ground up for what it means to be queer every fucking time so you don’t get it wrong cause god forbid, can you imagine
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WARRIOR NUN (2020-)
2.02 | Colossians 3:9-10
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Moonlight sonata
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You might think that Yami Bakura would be good in a fistfight on the basis that he used to be Thief King, and Thief King could definitely kick ass. However I believe that being used to fighting in a body that is completely different than the one you currently occupy is actually a detriment. You're going to keep overestimating how hard you can hit and there's zero muscle memory available where you think it should be, and all your punches are aimed wrong because your old body was three inches shorter. As such I firmly believe he would crumple like a wet paper bag only slightly less easily than his host.
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A little Easter egg that I love from TFA's Allspark Almanac is that Alexis from Armada is the president.
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Babe what's wrong you've barely touched your Minions: The Rise of Gru Happy Meal™ ???
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someone on the bodies production team you have to release more layout/bts pictures of charles whiteman's flat please. this is a great start but i need to know him better. particularly if it's got about as much mould as a second year uni house and if he owns as many chairs as it seems LOL
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something about him ☁️
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