#im a fool lol

[avemstella]

I might edit the bios later, I went over them way too many times debating what to include etc and I just needed to post it or I never would lol. This was supposed to be simple, as u can tell I am not actually capable of such a task pfft

Oh yeah don't read this before chap 29

text typed out below (sorry meant to do this earlier)

Pierro the Jester #1 Cursed during the cataclysm for being Khaenri'ahian. Had ambitions to be a Sage (aka an elected politician) but was unable to achieve it for unknown reasons. Tutored Skirk at some point. In charge of the Harbs and recruited most personally. Colombina is his favorite and he is not afraid to show it. Pyro Delusion. Real name is Loge who is a Loki reference in the Wagner plays.

Capitano the Storm #2 Harbs resident Uber Driver. In charge of the Fatui Navy. Pyro Delusion that stings when he uses it, he likes the reminder. Before joining the Fatui he was from Fontaine and was part of their navy. So he's a bit of a stick in the mud for rules. However when his wife and young daughter died he became a total alcoholic drunk/suicidal. Weapon: Pistol. In his 50s

Pantalone the ??? #3 Money guy and unwilling Palace remodeler. Originally from Perežitok aka fake Siberia. Recruited covered in blood, Married to Signora to avoid gold diggers. They hate each other. Comes off emotionless and has a hard time feeling. But Scara claims under the surface he's filled with wrath. Hates Rich people

Colombina the ??? # 4 Makes the Delusions. Has uncontrollable fire powers, so has a Cryo Delusion. Gardens to calm down. Incredibly moody especially in the winter and has no filter. Burnt down the Palace and Dottore because she hates him. Not born in Snezhnaya. Names birds for dead people. B-day 4/4 because she doesn't know her real one, she doesn't understand time at all. Age Unknown, Loves pigeons.

Pulcinella the Rooster #5 Plans dude, in bureaucracy hell. Hydro Delusion though not a healer despite his desires. For some reason has a messy love life, Nika Volkov wants to marry him and is dating Sandy. Sort of adopts Childe at age 24, he joined the Fatui at age 14 himself by lying he was 16. Gets along well with Scara when Scara isn't self destructing. Grew up on a farm. Likes knives.

Scara the Balladeer #6 Only one whose backstory I mostly got right, so canon. Ignore the Dottore in said backstory lol, also he was created 400 years ago, woke up only 250 years ago. Electro Delusion that backfires on him constantly. Otherwise Catalyst healer. Likes kids so isn't the worst to Ajax, also views Bina as one too, is she one who knows? Dottore has promised to make him a god.

Dottore the Professor #7 Is not a clone, probably. Found in the Sumeru dessert under recommendation. Went to school with young Lisa. Currently 25ish. Causes problems for fun, especially for Scara. Was almost murdered by Bina for wanting to dissect her and other personal reasons. Hydro Delusion. Hand Constellation not Jesus[sidebar, what a line, without context is gibberish lol, I laughed writing this]. Travels about to avoid Bina. Involved in Crepus's death.

Signora the Fair Lady #8 Haven't really gotten into her job yet but its diplomacy/gnosis and some other spoilerly stuff. Cryo Delusion Catalyst canon. Not the Crimson Witch, maybe that will mean she'll live. Though is from Mondstadt and rich. Avoids family and married Pant. Currently has eyes, shame if something were to happen. Tbh she plays a much bigger role later in the fic so not too much to say here that's not a spoiler.

Sandrone the Strings #9 Human Resources, Adventurer's Guild, helps with graduation, takes on too much work because he's a zealot for the Tsaritsa. Also simps for Nella his bf. Born to Snezhnayan wealth and has known several harbs since he was young, not Nella though. Joined the Fatui at 18. Has messy feelings about Ajax and hates the Moth. Dendro Delusion Bow.

??? the Moth #10 The assassin and other under the table duties. Currently large betting pool for when Childe figures out her actual title, she is very dedicated to that bet. Mute and uses signs. Has a lot of snake imagery. Geo Delusion Bow. Has scars she hides. Also plays a larger role later so not much to say lol.

Skirk of the Abyss Did u think this was going to be Childe? he needs no introduction. Double Cursed Khaenri'ahian which allows her to not turn monstery, fights to protect the last city and her people. Was disowned from a high ranking family, used said family to steal the Imunlaukr King's sword before cataclysm. Terrible friends with Kaeya's parents.

Dantalion aka Tsaritsa and Hiyoko Volkov The Tsar is still grieving her dead spouse the last dendro god. She chooses the Harbs titles. Is a recluse after getting almost assassinated too many times. Hiyoko is one of the few to get her out of the Palace. Hiyoko is Kokomi's older cousin and probably killed her husband with her shiny new Cryo Vision. Wants her son Nika to marry Nella

#fic stuff #smfwtwd #my art #I got bored of drawing generic portraits almost instantly and went full foreshadowing/symbolism route #tbh for the best though it does make it way too complicated to be a proper guide sheet #also because they aren't generic pics I can't make early chap versions of this because their are spoilers in the pics #im a fool lol

[kabukiaku]

prob should've posted this with the last drawing but oh well. anyways SLIGHTLY SPICY BUT INTIMATE TERZOMEGA LETS GOOOOO!

#my art #suggestive #papa emeritus iii #no im not tagging the band lol #the band ghost #terzomega #terzo #terzo x omega #digital art #monster x human #tetrophilia #human x demon #yeahhhhh boyyyyyy #tumblr please dont flag me i am showing nothing <3 just intimacy #i was inspired by anameless fool's terzomega fics <3 #they just hit RIGHT

[puppyeared]

updated Sleight ref!!

#i changed his colors !! #treat this as a suggestion than a solid ref. i spent like 3 hours drawing and redrawing the legs bc i couldnt get the shape right so if u #wanna draw them more planti or digi i do not mind ^_^ get silly with it!! same goes for pelt pattern do whatevr u want with it #the pelt pattern is loosely based on a snowshoe cat which was fun to play with. as u can see they kinda have a butterfly motif going on #if u squint the ear tufts kinda resemble luna moths or swallowtails with the long tail at the end of the wings #i was kinda torn about changing the costume color but it clashed too much with the new color palette so i had to change it #i didnt include the cape here so its easier to see the costume but ill draw it another time if i remember lol #its also a lil hard to see but i put pinstripes on their pants but thats optional. their design is pretty flexible anyway #god im pretty attached to this guy already. hes like semi fan character semi regular character... oc... thing #i should draw more furries. i followed some furry artists for giggles recently and its true what they say. u need furries in your life #btw while i was drawing this i was fooling around while trying to figure out his costume color and colored it as kaito kids suit for fun #and i just stared at it for a solid 5 minutes before saving a picture. maybe ill post it later #my art #myart #my oc #oc #furry art #fur #furry #laika's comet #laika's comet oc #fan character #sleight #ref sheet #oc ref sheet

[same-picture-of-a-rock-every-day]

I genuinely thought you just had a bunch of posts queued and has abandoned the account or died or something like a year ago/hj

I never have the energy to queue more than like, 20 posts at once, but I HAVE kind of died over the past few months lol. College is fun but draining asf, and i've been going though alot socially and mentally. I am slowly trying to transition back onto this blog though, as soon as i figure out how to celebrate a certain follower milestone that RLLY crept up on me (seriously though you guys are crazy(lovingly) and the love I get on this blog keeps me going) in the meantime please take these cool rocks that i photographed with my new macro lens d200 that I adore:

none as cool or as pretty as The Rock, of course

#rock mod lore #not a rock #sorry for the mini infodump about my life lol #just letting everyone know #also no an april fools thing btw idk how it could be just covering my bases #three nonrock posts in a day it must be a miracle #ignore how wack the focus is btw im still learning

[akairokara]

did you know she dies more than anyone else in the game #girlboss

#ghost trick #secret sleepover society #lynne ghost trick #fools art #i hope the anatomy is right lol im having the art blank where u stare at a piece for way too long so i can’t tell anymore #anyway it’s my babygirl <3 i understand her spiritually (loves fried chicken + incompetent at her job) #happy w the colours and texture even tho my lines r super messy oops cbb to fix em rn

[candycatstuffs]

I regret to inform you all that sonic just isnt doin it for me anymore. I have decided to instead dedicate my blog to studying pictures of random human men. Goodbye forever sonic fandom 👋

#lol #april fools bois #gottemmm #i havent drawn realistic human men in literal years #borderline never fdjgjk #its been vry hard but it does feel nice to be building skill in smth im so weak in :] #human study #<- for me

[lunian]

gosh its just the max level of pathetic looking man who begs you to support his unhinged wizard ideas and fails (affectionately)

#astarion being like lol what an adorable fool #im gonna ascend myself and we dont need any other gods :) (gonna fail too) #bloodweave #bg3 #bg3 screenshots #gale dekarios #gale of waterdeep #baldur's gate #mystuff

[wifegideonnav]

reason 1927363 that i love the locked tomb characters is because none of them are fucking cool. yes they all have their moments. but all of them are deeply incurably cringe at their core. representation matters yknow? finally someone brave enough to say that lame girls can be protagonists too

#camilla hect is obviously the closest anyone in these books gets to cool #but don’t be fooled!!! she’s a weirdo and a nerd and a librarian and she’s way too busy being obsessed with her boy best friend #to reach any kind of actual coolness #op #surprise I’m making a post lol #I’d say something like ‘sorry guys I’ll try to be more active in the future!!1’ but que será será im not actually in control of when or how #much I post #it just happens when it happens #also this isn’t even a new post everyone’s made this post I’m just feeling this rn

[daily-crabbys]

Today's cat is: golden shine

#daily-cattys #cat #maine coon #get got #pranked if you will #bamboozled #april fool's day #i thought about actually changing my user to daily cattys for this but ive heard that can mess things up so im not #bit too far for a silly jokey joke lol

[personishfive]

in which family is complicated

#persona 3 #p3 #p3mc #femc #my art #makoto yuki #kotone shiomi #<- not my preferred names but. sure i guess #once again disclaimer that this is still mostly a p5 blog. i just wanted to draw smth simple and i had this sketched out lol #and i was tired of the april fools comic being the last thing i posted lmao #therell be more 5 stuff once i figure out which one i want to draw next <3 #(theres only so many jokergender comics i can post in a row before i think its probably a little much.heh.) #ok while im here. no more what ifs 'someone once said burn my dread babe' isnt that crazy. do you think theyd be friends #comics

[zombiecleodoodles]

im back from my trip!!!

#zombiecleo #hermitcraft #bobbs art #i havent watched the april fools videos yet but i got some spoilers so im excited to watch that lol!!!

[tomwaterbabies]

Could you please draw Varian carrying Hugo bridal style please?

i CAN do this

he's showing him off

#EDIT: ok i was FOOLED and this is from a cringe user. not deleting it bc i blocked them before they interacted with this again lol #kinda just putting this here so people know i have been Notified of the Idiot #anywaaaaays #showing him off AND/OR just being super lovey dovey while holding him. varian is sappy. I Know This #varigo #vat7k #requests for the dragon #hilarious using that tag again rn bc the main fursona mode rn is weasel. this is irrelevant but im saying it anyway #my art

[em-exceeds-change-zearu]

so after reading the new eyeshield 21 oneshot i came to a very important realization

#eyeshield 21 #es21 #mairimashita! iruma kun #welcome to demon school iruma kun #m!ik #i can't believe it took me this long to realize. im a fool. a charlatan. a sightless WORM #anyways. sena and iruma are both very good boyes and they should be protected and cherished always #i suppose there's a reason why i have rp accounts for both of them...even if i haven't touched them in ages lol #gale shitposting

[themiraclefish]

Nathalie is mad at Gabriel for some reason

(GabeNath mini comic 3)

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Gabriel😭

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And also Happy April Fools Yaaalll!

*Sending Boops🐾 for everyone*

#Gabriel😭 lmao #Nathalie is too tired for all of this #Just a random idea came into my mind earlier lol don't mind me #anyways happy april fools everyone! #feel free to boop 🐾 me lol #gabenath #gabriel x nathalie #gabriel agreste/nathalie sancoeur #gabriel agreste #nathalie sancoeur #miraculous ladybug #oh god i ship them so bad #pls im not good at this lmao t_t

[creekfiend]

snaek

#snake #this was a BIIIIG SNAEK #Glimmer foind it and yelled and yelled until i came to see what it was #she didnt get close to it tho so im proud of her lol #anyway it slithered off after this so i did not have to try and pick it up and relocate it myself #so all is well #it was soooo mad when it thought i was gonna pick it up it was like #smacking the leaves with its tail like a. rattlesnake. buddy you cannot fool me #i know. what a rattle snake looks like.

[petricorah]

Easy (a tiny zukka fic)

Sokka was, without a doubt, the smartest person Zuko knew--and he was a complete fool.

Zuko wasn't really sure how he could be both.

He had seen Sokka create some of the greatest plans and inventions, things Zuko could never dream of thinking up in a thousand years, and yet--

He'd also chosen to be with him. Which was markedly the most foolish decision possible.

"Hey," Sokka said, knocking Zuko's shoulder with his own.

They were sitting on the roof of one of the buildings near the palace, overlooking the Fire Nation city. It was the only place his advisors couldn't interrupt them. The sun had set a while ago, but the sky was just bright enough to make out Sokka's concerned features.

"What are you thinking about?" Sokka asked. "You got that look on your face."

Zuko's nose scrunched up. "What look?"

Sokka waved his hand in the air like he was grasping something intangible. "Like you're waiting for lightning to strike."

"I'm not thinking about anything," he grumbled.

Sokka snorted a laugh. "Come on. You're going to have to do better than that."

Zuko's frown deepened and he looked back over the city. Of course Sokka could read him.

Smoke curled from his fingertips. It was easy to pretend with the others. He always wore a scowl, so when he was in a bad mood, no one was the wiser. Except for Sokka. Somehow, Sokka could always tell the difference. He was always there, trying to make things better. Trying to be there for him. Being good to him, and Zuko wasn't...

Zuko didn't deserve him.

"I think we should end this."

"Yeah, it is getting pretty late," Sokka said, stretching his sore arms casually.

Zuko knew the wrappings and the compression sleeve on his arms hid countless battle scars. Several of them he'd gotten because of Zuko. Either inflicted by him as a teenager or now, from Sokka protecting him as the firelord.

"I'm exhausted," Sokka continued. "Suki and I spent the whole day sparring. Every time I think I get the upper hand, I end up flat on my butt--"

"No." Zuko's mouth tasted like ash. "We should end this. Us."

Sokka stilled, then dissolved in a confused chuckle. "What?"

Zuko's jaw clenched. "It was a mistake to begin with."

"What are you talking about?" His smile was gone now.

Zuko forced his gaze away, not wanting to see the pain creeping up on Sokka's features.

"We're over."

Sokka was a messy crier. Right now, his face was probably pinched like a lemon, with tears welling in his eyes--

"Nope."

Zuko blinked and looked at him in shock, but Sokka's expression was almost breezy.

"I don't accept," Sokka said loftily, leaning back casually like they were talking about what food to eat for dinner. "You'll have to try again some other time."

"Wha--are you even listening to me?" Zuko scrambled up to stand over him. "I said it's over. We're breaking up!"

"And I'm saying you better try harder," Sokka shot back. "Otherwise you're stuck with me."

Zuko closed his trap in surprise.

Sokka crossed his arms in a definitive nature that Zuko had grown accustomed to. It meant he was standing his ground, and that not even Toph could budge him. It was quite helpful as an ambassador, but now...

"That's not how it works!" Sparks ignited in his palms, prickling his skin.

Sokka got up, facing him on the edge of the roof.

It was dark now, and the only light was from the lanterns dimly illuminating the streets, and the lights bounced off Sokka's features as he spoke. "What, you think I'm going to let someone as great as you slip from my fingers that easily?"

Zuko's expression broke, and any semblance that he had control over this conversation shattered with his face.

"Yeah," Sokka said softly, and his shoulders dropped. "That's what I thought this was about." He reached forward, slowly taking his hand. He smoothed over Zuko's palm, putting out the smoke that threatened to erupt, even though the heat singed his gloves. "I'm not easy to get rid of," he murmured, tracing over his fingertips, blackened from ash. He tore his gaze up, meeting Zuko's eyes. "But you're easy to love."

Love?

Zuko knew that any relationship with him, romantic or not, was anything but easy. Zuko's throat closed with bile, and the only thing he felt other than his heart pounding in his chest was Sokka's warm touch.

Sokka smiled, and leaned forward, his thumb brushing against his scarred cheek. "Loving you is the easiest thing I've ever done," he said. "It's easy when I make you smile, and I think about how that's all I ever want to do. It's easy when I wake up in the morning, and I'm trapped under your heavy arm that's a thousand degrees."

In spite of everything, Zuko's face twitched into a hesitant smile.

"It's easy when I see you help your people. It's easy when you listen to me drone on and on about my inventions, and when you laugh at all my bad sarcastic jokes." He closed the space between them, and all Zuko could focus on was his voice.

"And it's easy to love you now. Even when you're trying to push me away because you don't see the person I see."

Zuko's eyes flicked back and forth. Agni, he was the one who was going to ugly cry, wasn't he.

He hugged him, and Sokka staggered back from the weight, parts of the roof crumbling off beneath their feet.

"Roof, roof! We're on the roof!" He said, laughing, and finally found his footing with his heel partially over the edge, but he was smiling. "I love you, Zuko."

"I love you, too," Zuko said, mumbling against his neck as he held him tightly, and he didn't let go.

#writing this in one quick draft bc im in a car for four hours so not my uhhhhh best but it was quick and fun #myfic #zukka #zukka fic #i still have my modern au that's completely planned out but i always choose drawing lol #also i did this on mobile if the formatting is weird in sorryyyyy #the prince and the fool