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she's my assistant

#Glimmer glamor

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god at least im funny

#even the people who hate me think im funny i know this bc multiple people who hate me have told me so to my face #cant take that away from me comma negative self talk #I'LL ALWAYS HAVE BEING FUNNY

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that kind of day

#pip art #(through gritted teeth) Thank You Therapy Mouse #😑

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I want to make art only forever

I still hate myself after but I also have made art

#which is objectively better than having nothing to show for that time. you know. #i went to therapy today. it was fine. #(Pingu angrily applying glitter to a valentine meme)

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In these parts, they say, if you are lucky when wandering the wastes between city and town, you may encounter a truly exemplary creature. Its skin, like that of the rhinoceros, plates its body in geometric folds; its feet are like four enormous sand-dollars, pleasing to the eye and rapid in their movement. Its snout is broad with the same placid strength as a great ox and its breath is heavy and warm as the same, but its eyes flash so like those of a lion at night that no traveler could believe it truly tame for long. The name of this beast? Toyota Corolla.

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Whoever invented "open in app" links that redirect you to the app store instead of actually opening the app even when you already have the app installed on your phone should be involuntarily turned into a beanbag chair

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I'm a BIG fan of isabelle badkitten

thank you!!! me too

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#more mountains #i want to do like. a really really big version of these... #i think that would be so cool. but not sure how to get the same effect big. hmm #pip art

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#pip art #isabel badkitten

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I regularly have dreams I refer to as "Big Luca Dreams", wherein my dog Luca is very big. They are my favorite dreams.

This is how big Luca is in the Big Luca Dreams

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Next up: the heron! Another from this series.

#ough #other art

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made some affirmations for my fellow grocery shoppers out there

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vexed and haunted by this wallpaper that looks like someone took a floral pattern and then an unrelated fish pattern and accidentally overlapped them

#i love it i want it i neeed it

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the circus was in town that day 🤡

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Can I please have a cappuccino but with oat milk and a big pump of sugarfree chocolate syrup and... Lol I remember your stupid ass from 2,300 years ago. We were living in seleucis on the tigris river during the same span of summers... do you rememver a red ibis bird with beautiful plumes? Yeah U were a sort of dull brown goat that didn't train and dint make milk or kids. Yeah? No? Eventually the Zoroastrian homesteaders who owned you started feeding you contaminated barley to try and kill you lol. Maybe you remember the ergotism? Anyway. also I want one of these 🫵stupid little breads in the case

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everyone: what's your goal in life?

me: to write a story so soul snatching, so gut wrenching and so devastatingly beautiful that it leaves you crying at 3am when you have a 8am lecture/shift and it inspires people to write entire essays, to write entire fanfics, mood boards and playlists based on it.

#the first two would be fine with me tbh.