#illya x gaby

[heytheredeann]

TMFU + headlines (pt. 9)

#tmfuedit #napollya #gallya #the man from uncle #tmfu #napoleon x illya #illya x gaby #illya kuryakin #gaby teller #napoleon solo #not spn #my edit #they don't need queue

[duchess-of-nothing-and-nowhere]

Gallya + car races

Headcanon that Gaby and Illya sometimes engage in car races against each other in between missions, just for fun and the kicks. They’re pretty evenly matched in their skills, which keeps the races interesting. Napoleon usually prefers to watch from the sidelines.

#tmfu #the man from uncle #illya x gaby #illya kuryakin #gaby teller #gallya #napoleon solo #headcanon

[somedeepmystery]

These retreat mentions share more if you are ready and want too :)

I will admit that I’m not sure it will ever be ready to post, but I do have a two sentence synopsis. But the bitch is 375k (absolutely ridiculous) which makes it difficult to fit into any size synopsis.

Elevator pitch: Two people with disastrous sex lives are matched together on an exclusive sex retreat, and the sparks fly. Months later, fate brings them together again but, to have any chance at a real relationship, they’ll have to overcome past traumas, personal conflicts, long distance, and a hidden connection that puts them both in the cross-hairs of a maniac.

(If you don’t like sex scenes, this fic is not for you.)

Getting Illya to go to a sex retreat? I know, I know, friend. It did take work. lol

I want to give a list of tropes but I’m drawing a blank, except for the most important one, lol, the Size Kink. Hahaha! Most important one to know going in, anyway. 😂

Gaby’s owns an automobile manufacturing company, Schmidt Automotive, which she inherited from her foster father. Things are going well in that department, but her sex/dating life is in the trash. All the men she dates end up being selfish/clueless in bed. After a particularly disappointing (insulting) encounter, she gets a call from long time rival Victoria, offering her a free trip: to an exclusive, tailored, sex retreat.

She doesn’t take her up on it immediately but eventually decides that, since she can turn down the person she is paired with, she might as well give it a try.

Illya owns/operates a company that offers security and protection services. His sex life also sucks-- mostly because of his, shall we say, anatomy? It’s more than a little intimidating. It sucks, sure, especially since his last long time girlfriend dumped him over it. **  He is ready to just deal with it, but his partner and foster brother, Solo, is not ready to leave things be and decides to but him a trip to this very exclusive retreat where they are experts at matching people up for sex. Illya immediately rejects this but, after some time and trials, he decides that doing something different is better than just doing nothing/same thing over and over. He decides to take a chance.

After a slightly awkward beginning to their first meeting, things between them go VERY WELL. In fact, it’s almost like they were made for each other somehow. Problem? This retreat was only supposed to be a one weekend deal. While Illya is hoping she’ll be willing to keep in touch, Gaby and her abandonment issues are immediately in retreat because of how much she actually likes the person behind all the great sex. She leaves without exchanging numbers, or even last names.

Six months later, her company is experiencing a security issue. Important, proprietary information has been leaked to the competition: Vinciguerra Motors! Waverly sets about hiring a security expert to come in and close the gaps. And who walks into Gaby’s conference room but the guy she left behind at the sex retreat. The guy she has totally not been thinking of ever since.

ANYWAY - there’s more after that, because it’s like three books in one lol, but that’s as long of a post as I want to make. Writing it all out makes me see how ridiculous it all is. But, in my defense, when I was originally writing it, it was just for funsies, so I wasn’t trying to make it make sense.

Hope that gave you a little of what you are looking for, anon. And it’s not just torture for something that will never be, because I cannot guarantee I will ever post it.

**all the tictok girlies calling out how ridiculous large dicks are in romances/erotica is so funny to me now because, yeah a huge dick seems normal when you read this shit but in reality? Sure. Illya's dick is too big, that's literally the point. *snerk* (Also, I started writing this Dec 2015, friends. And the idea was born after watching Magic Mike XXL, bwahahahahaha!)

#gallya #gaby x illya #tmfu #illya kuryakin #gaby teller #illya x gaby #fanfic life #project: the retreat #asks and answers

[starlightsweetheart]

#illya x gaby #illya kuryakin #gabby teller #Illya and gaby #I'm probably going to be the only in the world that shipped them #the man from uncle #Youtube

[wanderedaway]

Illya saying softly to Gaby, "I'll be close by" can be so personal.

#ah who knew one line could make me so soft 🥺 #illya x gaby #the man from uncle

[snoweylily]

don't touch me, please i cannot stand the way you tease i love you though you hurt me so now i'm gonna pack my things and go

#the man from uncle #illya kuryakin #gaby teller #illya x gaby #gallya #Youtube

[triacilgizilly]

Sos Lil bixy

#manga and stuff #angajat #manga art #illyrian #illya x gaby #critical role #dark academia #artists on tumblr

[trinity-trouble]

i have polls :D

#poll #polls #ot3 #ships poll #leverage ot3 #white collar ot3 #trephacard #gaby x illya x napoleon #jedistormpilot #geraskefer #katya x goncharov x andrey

[shit-sorry-fuck-mybad]

Every few months I remember that The Man From U.N.C.L.E. exists and I watch it and I love it and I get exited and I think “there’s still time to make a second one” and then I remember that Armie Hammer turned out to be a complete freak and I get really mad at him for ruining the chances of a sequel

#sure I kinda hate him for the horrible shit he did #but a second movie would’ve been amazing #the man from uncle #tmfu #gaby teller #napoleon solo #ilya kuryakin #napoleon x illya #henry cavill #armie hammer

[justabigoldnerd]

The Founding Agents of U.N.C.L.E!!!!

#tmfu #the man from uncle #illya kuryakin #napoleon solo #gaby teller #tmfu movie #mawce's screen grabs #illya x napoleon x gaby

[heytheredeann]

TMFU + headlines (pt. 10)

#tmfuedit #napollya #gallya #illya kuryakin #napoleon solo #gaby teller #the man from uncle #tmfu #napoleon x illya #illya x gaby #not spn #my edit #they don't need queue

[bestpolyshipbracket]

Best Polyamorous Ship Group 3 Round 1

#The Man from U.N.C.L.E. #Napoleon Solo #Napoleon the man from uncle #gaby teller #Gabby the man from uncle #Gabby the man from u.n.c.l.e. #Illya the man from u.n.c.l.e. #illya kuryakin #Illya the man from uncle #Napoleon Solo x Gaby Teller x Illya Kuryakin #Rachel Elizabeth Dare x Annabeth Chase x Percy Jackson #Rachel x Annabeth x Percy #percy jackson #percy jackon and the olympians #annabeth chase #percy pjo #annabeth pjo #annabeth percy jackson #Rachel pjo #Rachel percy Jackson #Tournament #ship tournament #Poly #Polyam #polyamorous shipping #Polyamorous ship #Ship #shipping #bracket tournament #tournament poll

[somedeepmystery]

I will return to gallya reading just for you for sure!

You are beautiful for this!

Here is hoping I will manage to get something for you to come back for! lol

#answer #Anonymous #writing things #fanfic life #gallya #illya x gaby

[jesuis-melodrama]

Do y'all know how long it took for me to make this list? Turns out I don't even ship that many people and it took hours of scrolling through all my lists of consumed media to compile out which people I actually want to see together.

Bottom right isn't 100% agreeable, but I think it'll be funny if they get together. They did have a briefly canon stint on-screen.

#otp masterlist #megop #emma x aleksander #hannigram #piers x raihan #godzilla x mothra #sefikura #napoleon x illya x gaby #holly golighty x paul varjak #liladrien

[samanthahirr]

Fic authors self rec! When you get this, reply with your favorite five fics that you've written, then pass on to at least five other writers. Let’s spread the self-love ❤

Off the Books (Skyfall AU, 00Q, Explicit, 83k WIP). By far my most ambitious project to date! The James Bond I’m writing as the narrative POV here feels like why I’ve loved James Bond for decades; the stoic spy, the broken man, the hopeful lover, the inveterate manipulator, the skilled fighter, the loyal subject, the shameless hedonist. And on top of all of that, the claustrophobic complexity of an unreliable narrator too busy ignoring his own traumas to see his world clearly. I’m really looking forward to writing the finale of this epic romance-and-revenge tale this Fall!

Please Ask (for Help) (James Bond, 00Q, Teen+, 29k). I think this has been my favorite fic to write. I wrote it based on a super-sweet art prompt of James Bond taking care of injured Q, and that sweetness gave me the excuse to fully indulge in all my favorite tropes: hurt/comfort, pining, and James Bond in love. Is it self-indulgent? Yes. Do I feel a bit exposed by all of the yearning in this fic? Yes. But every inch of this fic feels written ‘for me,’ which I suppose is why I loved every moment of the writing process.

Roman Holiday (Spectre AU, 00Q, Teen+, 2k). This canon-divergence prompt, randomly assigned as part of Festive Fanwork Fiesta, turned out to be the perfect prompt for me. I saw the whole scene instantly and wrote it in a rush of excitement. I’m really proud of the structure and pacing and dialogue and feelings packed into this short scene, not to mention the world of possibilities it opens up for what comes next. In a way I can’t put into words, this one feels like a quintessentially me fic, a perfect exemplar of my style.

Aftershave (The Man from UNCLE, Illya/Napoleon/Gaby, Explicit, 4k). I’m thrilled with how the characterizations and voices turned out in this fic; they feel like they’re straight out of the 2015 movie! For all that it’s an OT3 established relationship, I loved putting Illya into a situation where he has to confront his remaining reservations about Napoleon—the American’s incessant needling, the way his smirks always feel like an insult. And what better time to confront your trust issues (and your partner’s latent trust kink) than when he’s holding a knife to your throat…

A $500 Bottle of Bordeaux (Glam RPF, Adam/Kris, Teen+, 8k). This one’s a real throwback! The first fandom I ever wrote for was American Idol RPF, and even though I haven’t read or written RPF in several years, I have such a soft spot for this particular fic. What starts as a classic meet-cute between a fan and his Broadway-star crush becomes wildly complicated over the course of an intimate dinner party. I love how the four characters all have their own motivations and histories, and none of them are ‘bad’ people, despite the ways they hurt one another; there’s a lot of forgiveness and heart in this fic. The goodnight kiss at the end is some of my most romantic writing, and overall it’s a really hopeful, romantic story that always feels comforting to revisit.

Tag, you're it! @aprettyspy @spiritofcamelot @anyawen @hammerbacks @stinastar @dhampir72 @theserpentgirl

#tumblr asks #fic rec #my writing #picking favorites is nigh impossible #00q #illya x napoleon x gaby #kradam

[redfurrycat]

The Man from U.N.C.L.E and Top Gun Fusion - Hangster & Icemav

IceCold Agency and Inverted Agency are two adversary secret agencies, led by Iceman and Maverick respectively, forced to put aside longstanding hostilities and team up on a joint mission: stopping a mysterious international criminal organization that is bent on destabilizing the fragile balance of power through the proliferation of nuclear weapons and technology.

The only lead to infiltrate the criminal organization is a vanished scientist’s daughter, Natasha Trace. To retrieve the asset, Iceman and Maverick each send their best agent: the combat expert Rooster and the smooth-talker thief Hangman.

Thus is created the United Network Command for Law and Enforcement, a secret international intelligence agency. Code name: U.N.C.L.E.

[part 1] - [part 2] - [part 3] - [part 4] - [part 5]

#TMFU au #with top gun characters #hangster #sereshaw #bradley rooster bradshaw x jake hangman seresin #Jake Hangman Seresin is Napoleon Solo - Nickname '''Cowboy''' #So it fits for Jake =D #Bradley Rooster Bradshaw is Illya Kuryakin - Nickname '''Red Peril''' #Not sure it fits for Bradley but he IS the volatile hulk here... #Natasha Phoenix Trace is Gaby Teller - Nickname '''Little Chop Shop Girl''' #Gaby and Nat would SO be BFFs! Both spitfires who are their own BADASS woman who gets shit done! #CIA Boss!Maverick #KGB Boss!Kazansky #Napollya is Hangster! #The Napollya dynamic is awesome in the movie!!! #Siriusly go see the movie! #bradley rooster bradshaw #jake hangman seresin #natasha phoenix trace #pete maverick mitchell #tom iceman kazansky #icemav #Because those two have history together #End up creating their own agency because their way is contradictory #But they SO love each other! #Don't think just do VS Think and Plan #Bradley and Jake do some matchmaking meanwhile they mutual-idiotically pine for one another #🐈red🐈furry🐈cat🐈tag🐈