#igarbagecannoteven

[ijustdontlikepeople]

🌺 vibe check moodboards 🌺 @igarbagecannoteven

#Megs 💙 #you are lots of blues and light tans to me #also idk if u are blonde but in my head u are #these are supposed to be like user vibe checks more so than blogs #so like this is kinda how I see u #i hope u like it #vibe check moodboard #🌺 #igarbagecannoteven #edit requests #annies edits #aesthetic #moodboard #mb #vibes check moodboards

[clumsyclifford]

13, 78, 45, & 123 from ur 2023 playlist? -megs 💙

yes sir

13: the sound of letting go by all time low. my favorite song from this album!

78. burnin' up by the jonas brothers RED DRESS (RED DRESS!!!!!!!!)

45. slip away by the summer set. fun fact, this was also the first song i listened to when i turned 22! in hindsight a kind of strange choice but not a bad one. "why do we always move so fast" indeed

123. miss when you missed me by knox ft. nightly. when knox opened for nightly on their tour nightly played this during their set which i found interesting considering it's technically a knox song with a nightly feature, not vice versa.

send me a number 1-142 for a song from my 2023 playlist

#stuff #music #these are good tunes #megs #ask #igarbagecannoteven

[allsassnoclass]

how about 42 and 86? -megs 💙

@igarbagecannoteven hi megs! thanks for stopping by!

42. (WRESTLING ANNOUNCER VOICE) IT'S THE ROYLUM FAKE DATING!!!!! (AIR HORN NOISES) anyway so this would be less than 10k hopefully. calum's bestie michael is coming to visit calum at college and has been really enthusiastic about hooking cal up with someone since michael himself met the love of his life freshman year and has been insufferable since. calum decides to fake date the dude in his philosophy gen ed instead. the biggest scene in the fic would be at a party.

86. oop! this is the one i'm working on right now. it's a songfic. last year when i was panicking over my submission for the song fic fest, this was the song i considered switching to. part of me is delusional enough to think i could maybe get it done tonight. the other part of me is delusional enough to think i could maybe get it done tomorrow. i'd love to get it done tonight, if only so i could have a mashton thing on my ao3 this year. i miss them

Send me a number 1-91 and I’ll tell you which fic it corresponds to on my idea doc

#ask #megs #igarbagecannoteven #i'd love to eventually write the roylum fake dating just the vibes yknow. the novelty of it. but the other fake datings have priority

[httpsgfg]

13, 87, 72, & 88 for spotify wrapped? -megs 💙

hii megs, hope you're doing well!! @igarbagecannoteven

13. do you love me yet? - nbt 72. on and on - djo 87. 505 - arctic monkeys 88. saigon - luke hemhem

send me a number 1-100 and i'll tell you the song it corresponds with on my top 100 playlist!

#spotify wrapped #i feel the need to stress that djo is joe keery. making music. that bangs #just in case someone out there doesn't know #what can't he do sigh #igarbagecannoteven #answered

[pixiegrl]

hello hello!! happy wrapped! can i get 11, 45, 96, & 87? -megs 💙

Hi @igarbagecannoteven!

11. Happier than ever by Billie Ellish

45. Osama bin Laden as the Crucified Christ by Against Me!

87. Got Weird by dodie

96. Bleach by 5sos

#asks #anon #igarbagecannoteven #megs #I have no answer for these songs but thank you for asking!!

[userbadomens]

witch, skeleton, cozy, & full moon for the halloween asks? -megs 💙🎃

ty for the ask megs!!

witch - what was your favorite costume from past years? oh man... hmmm probably when i was sabrina from the chilling adventures of sabrina or when i was quicksilver!

skeleton - tea, cocoa, or coffee? toss up between tea and coffee! i love them both a Lot.

cozy - besides halloween, what’s your favorite holiday? christmas in solidarity for my david <3

full moon - are you dressing up this year? if so, what will you be? i did dress up! i was eddie munson from stranger things!

send me a spooky ask!

#ask #answered #igarbagecannoteven #about me

[werewolfashton]

🎶✨when u get this u have to put 5 songs u actually listen to, publish. then, send this ask to 10 of your favorite followers (non-negotiable, positivity is cool) 🎶✨ -megs 💙

omg hello megs 🥺 @igarbagecannoteven thank u 🥺

suburban home - descendents

ngl i'll never be normal about this song. i have been obsessed and i will continue to be obsessed. it just hits differently. i can't explain but yes i want to be stereotyped. i want to classified. i want to be masochistic. i want to be a statistic. i want to be a clone. i want a suburban home.

fool - djo

he whispers in this and that's the only explanation i've got for you. also sth sth being so stupid for whoever you're in love with sth sth so dumb so in love so easy to get fucked over sth sth throwing yourself in there anyway and going i will be your fool.

going to california - led zeppelin

something about the melody and instruments in this is deeply calming and his voice. nevermind the lyrics that end me. just. yeah. this song. tellin myself it's not as hard as it seems yk. something about songs about california hits differently. dani california my beloved.

generous heart - maya hawke

i've got nothing to say about love anymore, love is nothing, i am yours. i am maya hawke's actually. she could step on me and i'd say thank you and her music is only like half of the reason. no seriously all of her music is top tier. very ethereal. very wlw vibes without like explicitly being queer? but the vibes are there yk. it's all about fairies and mermaids kissing. that doesn't make sense until you listen to to love a boy.

gloom - djo

yeah. i'm in a djo phase. i've said it before and i'll say it again though: i'm hanging onto sanity by a thread and that thread is listening to gloom. the lyrics are so weirdly relatable to me lmao. an entire song about wanting to leave and dragging everyone while doing so. iconic. he did this for me i'm tellin ya

#megs this is important #i want you to know i think about the san diego fic idea. every day. every single day it's on my mind. #i'm not even joking #i hope you're doing well xx #i saw you posted your fics!! congratulations!! #ask #igarbagecannoteven #anon #megs 💙 #i have to say i really appreciate that you thought of me for this very much #sending you all my love

[igarbagecannoteven]

oh my gosh so i was scrolling through the notes of this one post of combining emojis and i found one that just sums up my bee au's vibes perfectly:

like this is michael in melancholy & honey and you cannot tell me otherwise

#gjfkdjbjgjfjdksjsjskkskdjf #can you believe someone made an emoji based off my fic /j #look at him so sad & existential #anyways shout out to the handful of people who understand this reference #the real igarbagecannoteven fans 😌 #fjfjfjdmdndkkskd #the trash talks #if i wasn't on my phone rn i'd have linked the fic but i cba

[chamaleonsoul]

hiya happy wrapped!! could i get 13, 72, 87, & 91? -megs 💙

happy wrapped megs!!🤍 let's see what we got

13 (my beloved)

72 (i love this one!!! it gets me hyped everytime)

87 (the guitars in this>>>>>>>>>>)

91, a classic:

#thank you for participating!! #i hope any of these is new to u #spotify wrapped #megs💙 (igarbagecannoteven)

[caketopics]

🫶🏽My 5sos roman empires🫶🏽

5sos roman empire challenge !! this was quite literally impossible to narrow down. if you want, share your own 5sos moments you think about constantly and tag some friends !!

@crossedwiress @caramelcalum @chamaleonsoul @clumsyclifford @ghost-of-you @igarbagecannoteven @halfyourheart @ijustdontlikepeople @sunfleursky @lifewasradical <3

#this was impossible #I HAVE SO MUCH MORE #i tried to do my favorites #im an old fan so the gotta get out performance is🥹🥹 #should i do a cake roman empire? #friendos #my post #5sos #luke hemmings #calum hood #5 seconds of summer #ashton irwin #michael clifford #5sos5 #tmh #5sos show #5sos photoset

[daydadahlias]

who are some other fanfic authors you recommend?

ooo!! well in the 5sos fandom, I ofc have to recommend (i indicated the ships for people who I've just Read a bunch of that ship from them not bc it's the only ship they've written):

the court of cake: Molly @burstingsunrise (galacticsugar on ao3), Meg @kaleidoscopeminds (also kaleidoscopeminds on ao3!), Aria @calumthoodshands (also calumthoodshands on ao3), & Emma @crossedwiress (toddamyanderson on ao3)

the league of lashton: Amanda @lifewasradical (also lifewasradical on ao3), Anna @ashtcnirwin (elivigar on ao3), Bella @clumsyclifford (bellawritess on ao3), & Helen @calumcest (softirwin on ao3)

the cashton crew: Maya @calumsash (beecosmic on ao3), Monse @lukemichaelcalumashton (nothingliketherain on ao3), Ashley @ashtonarmpit (thesaltyspice on ao3), & Vicky @myfalsedevotion (FalseDevotion on ao3)

the members of the miscellaneous (people who write a multitude of ships): Hazel @allsassnoclass (also allsassnoclass on ao3), Ri @ryebreadloaf (riibread on ao3), & Megs @igarbagecannoteven (kingscrossinseptember)

and ofc the queen of x reader: Crystal @kindahoping4forever (also kindahoping4forever on ao3)

and these are the writers I've personally read the most from and enjoyed :) also if u go thru my bookmarks on ao3, you'll find some goodies that way too <3

#pigeon #anon #hope this helps pal #editing this !!! #bc I keep remembering people who have really good old fics even if they’re not actively writing for 5sos #thank u Bella for reminding me

[ijustdontlikepeople]

ooo how about top 5 songs on your 'on repeat' playlist & top 5 hockey games you've watched? -💙

Hey ya @igarbagecannoteven Megs 💙

Top 5 ‘On Repeat’

So I’m not sure if u mean my favorite 5 songs on the playlist or the 5 most listened to, but this is the latter

(Aka your girl’s been going through it lol)

Top 5 Hockey Games I’ve watched

fair warning: I don’t have a stats brain and this will be isles heavy bc I only really started watching non-isles games this year lol

1. Islanders v. Penguins, Feb 17 23*

so technically I didn’t watch this game. My family and I were driving upstate and listening to it on the radio but it was insane. Isles comeback in the third and pretty much a full on bench brawl. It was incredibly hard to follow with the just the radio bc so many people got into that fight. My dad and I ended up rewatching the third period once we got where we going just to see it and the win.

2. Islanders v. Lightning, Game 4 Eastern Conference Finals, June 19

21

Scraping game and a lead maintained in the last 15 seconds by the above save. My dad and I were screaming our heads off.

3. Islanders vs. Sabers, November 23, 2005

I was six at this game and it was the first game I went to after the lockout (players strike) that took up most of the previous “season.” My cousins and I made a big DiPietro sign but spelled his name wrong. It went to OT and we lost in a shootout but I remember it very fondly and I think my grandma still has the signs we made 😂.

4. Islanders vs Hurricanes, Stanley Cup Playoffs Round 1, April 21, 2023

Four minutes left in the third, score tied one and the Islanders don’t just come back, they come back roaring. Fastest four goals in playoff history. Two minutes and twenty seconds to win 5-1. Nuts

5. USA v. USSR, Olympic Medal Round 1, February 22 1980

This is only game on this list that a) I didn’t watch live and b) is not an NHL game, however, as an American hockey lover no list of top hockey games can be complete without the Miracle on Ice when the American team of college players beat the 4 time defending gold medal Soviet team during the height of the Cold War and two days (and one game against the Finns) later the American team took Gold.

Ask me for my top 5s

#If you can’t tell I love Noah Kahan #also I’m mentally thriving #my music really shows that lol #hockey hockey hockey #all of these games I watched lived except miracle #but like I can’t not put miracle on this list but it’s the only exeception I was willing to make to that when thinking of games #also like I’ve obviously watched nonisles games #but like #stats and dates don’t stick in my brain super well #also why there’s some recency bias here tbh #so yeah #all isles 🧡💙 and miracle ♥️🤍💙 #top 5s #Annie.resp #Megs #igarbagecannoteven #sorry this took me forever to respond to #I had to really think about the games #and then like try to piece together when some where

[clumsyclifford]

hiiiiiiii gimme 7, 13, 72, 88, & 99 for spotify wrapped plz love youuuuuuu -megs 💙

hiiiii yes gladly

7: Kill Ur Vibe by All Time Low! great song, mentions kitchens and kettles and stuff

13: Forever Yours by Grayscale, a song i definitely looped for a short stretch at one point this year, but i stand by that decision even tho it's a depressing af song

72: Motown also by Grayscale huh i have to be honest i'm surprised this is on here mustve been from my grayscale studying from when i saw them open for atl

88: Reckless Abandon by blink-182 ABSOLUTE banger

99: I Must Be Dreaming by The Maine CAN'T STOP WON'T STOP

send me a number 1-100 and I’ll tell you the song it corresponds with on my top 100 playlist

#these are some great tunes #all by men. unfortunately. but great tunes #i saw all these bands live this year except tm who i am seeing on tuesday #in fact if i go through my top 100 i bet ive seen a healthy percentage of those artists live #and a lot of them in this year alone #good year for concerts for me #megs #ask #anonymous #igarbagecannoteven #wrapped 2023 #music

[allsassnoclass]

7, 72, 42, 88, & 99 for spotify wrapped? -💙

hi megs <3 @igarbagecannoteven

7. "Lover, Please Stay" by Nothing But Thieves

i have a song fic for this and while it's not done i do think that starting it was one of the few easy writing moments i had in this entire year which i am thankful for

72. "Butter" by BTS

so this is the song that got my sister into bts and as such it goes on a lot of my "dishes today" playlists because she is usually the one doing the dishes with me and i like to put some of her songs on the playlists. not my favorite bts song but it's fun

42. "I Already Like You" by Dessa

I love Dessa. what a queen. i did not go see her on her most recent tour nor did i get to see her with the minnesota orchestra this year but rest assured. i do love her.

88. "Yes I'm a Mess" by AJR

not my favorite off the new album but it's a vibe

99. "Halley's Comet" by Billie Eilish

full honesty i don't remember what this song sounds like. it's on here because i made my friend a space-themed mixed cd

Send me a number 1-100 and I’ll tell you what song it corresponds to on my Spotify wrapped!

#ask #megs #igarbagecannoteven #this is an absolutely fascinating collection of songs i'm not going to lie

[ashtonsunshine]

I left tumblr when the world shut down and now that I’m back, my dash is empty. Can you rec me some good 5sos blogs to fill up my dash again? No parameters, just 5sos

Hi, Jenna! Welcome back! Maybe you already follow some of these but here are some

@kindahoping4forever @pxrxmoore @bri3395 @burstingsunrise @mashtonasfuck @burncrashbromance @caramelcalum @rebelwith0utacause @lukemichaelcalumashton @nonamefangirl @calumhoodshands @chamaleonsoul @frickyouralmonds @cashtontrash @wiiildflowerrr @lukeslonghair @igarbagecannoteven @fucking5sos @youngbloodluke @bettermcn @ashtcnirwin @httpsgfg @hemmingluke @lifewasradical @redrattlers @kaleidoscopeminds @ghost-of-you @merry-the-cookie

#ask

[5sos-fic-fest]

Song Fic Fest 2022 Masterlist

We had 16 wonderful fics created for this round of the fic fest!  There’s a collection on AO3 that can be found here, and tumblr posts are linked in this masterlist!  If you read, try to show the author some love by leaving kudos, comments, and reblogging their post!

Spotify Playlist

Enclave by @ashtcnirwin (E, 60k, ot4)

Based on “History” by One Direction

this place could be heaven (if heaven was an actual place) by @tirednotflirting (T, 5k, muke)

Based on “Mona Lisa, Mona Lisa” by FINNEAS

i’m caught up in distractions (fatal attractions) by @userbadomens (T, 1k, former cake)

Based on “You Don’t Go To Parties” by 5 Seconds of Summer

so hot (can’t deal) by @burstingsunrise​ (E, 11k, cake)

Based on “So Hot You’re Hurting My Feelings” by Caroline Palochek

summer nights by @kaleidoscopeminds​ (M, 15k, cake)

Based on “Oh shit... are we in love” by Valley

‘Cause I don’t know where it’s goin’ (there’s a part of me that loves not knowin’) by @calumthoodshands​ (T, 3k, cake)

Based on “Start of Something Good” by Daughtry

wanna share? by @daydadahlias​ (T, 10k, cashton)

Based on “Would You Be So Kind?” by dodie

i’ll be singin’ to you by @carouselstars (T, 9k, lashton)

Based on “Full Time Job” by We Three

what time is it where you are? by @clumsyclifford​ (T, 27k, lashton)

Based on “Jet Lag” by Simple Plan

I Bet You Think About Me by @bandtra5h​ (M, 5k, lashton)

Based on “I Bet You Think About Me” by Taylor Swift

ain’t it funny how the night moves? by @storyofaanotherus​ (E, 6k, muke)

Based on “Night Moves” by Bob Seger

faith in a stolen car by @clumsyclifford​ (T, 1k, cashton)

Based on “Jean Jacket” by The Summer Set

when i watch the world burn by @allsassnoclass​ (M, 4k, cashton)

Based on “Doom Days” by Bastille

sit back and i’ll drive you to (all the pretty places) by @sup3rbloom​ (T, 2k, muke)

Based on “Pretty Places” by Aly & AJ

how do we get out by @igarbagecannoteven​ (T, 2k, mashton)

Based on “Savior” by Rise Against

cut it with a knife by @beckydoesthings​ (M, 17k, lashton)

Based on “Lost in Japan” by Shawn Mendes

Thank you to all of the participants!

#masterlist #song fic fest 2022 #5sos fic #5sos fanfiction