#if you're having a bad day

[biggestqiblifan]

#totally gilan #gilan #if you're having a bad day #here's a thing #elmo #pulling a door that says push #dumbasses #meme #funny #joke #elmo joke #elmo meme #ranger’s apprentice #rangers apprentice #funny video #funny post #funny memes #dank memes #best memes #lol memes #door meme

[hand-of-midas35]

In case any of you had a bad day here's a picture of my kitty being extremely cute

Also the others kitty butthole that was caught in accident lmao

#cat #cats #kitty #wholesome #cute #If you're having a bad day

[error404-lostinspace]

If you're having a bad day here are some photos of my cousin's cat's

#cats #cats of tumblr #cats pics #catslover #pretty cats #cute animals #petblr #i want a cat #if you're having a bad day #light academia #cottage academia

[floccinaucinihilipilificationa]

#good omens #´hello friends!! how are you!! #I hope you're doing well! ( ´ ▽ ` ) #I have a big cough but otherwise I am good! It's nothign bad I am just very slimey #usually I am not a cough person I am not sure where this is coming from #most of the time I just get a stuffy nose #has my nose gotten stronger #but there are good news too I have already found a VERY good chestnut to put into my pocket this autumn!! its very small! (❁´▽`❁) #it's been a very warm autumn in Germany so far so it has not really felt like fall yet #but yesterday it was all rainy and stormy and I had two new books and it was the best day possible to have a slimey cough (: #and now I feel SO much autumn I am close to buying a set of window colors #I do not know what I would to with the window colors I just have this strong urge in me to buy a window color set #the last time I did a window color was at the birtday of a class mate I think she turned 9 and I made a deer #but for some reason we did this craft 5 minutes before we all had to leave so we had to carry our window color deer home wet #unfortunatly for the deer and me I fell down the stairs of her house and smeared the deer all over me and i screamed the entire drive home #which wasn't very long but it probably felt very long for the mother who had a screaming child covered in window color deer inside her car

[bacchuschucklefuck]

while teen while goblin while aroace while injured while doing your best

#fantasy high junior year #fhjy #riz gukgak #figueroth faeth #sklonda gukgak #dimension 20 #this. mmmmhhh this is so. I did Not know how to draw this really. #I am very normal about riz (<- lying) #it's a brennan-dm d20 campaign the bad guy is always capitalism (I am saying this with clenched teeth) #riz out of all of them being aroace fucks with me SO bad. bc its also established that elmsville specifically and probably the #majority of solace is not. made for goblins. and that becomes sklonda being worked to the bone and pok dying on the job #and riz spending all his time trying to keep his friends together. maybe to the point of it being injurous #like. do u get what I mean. its an economy of time it takes your time it eats up your time #not just the gukgaks but everyone you have to spend time to get to live and you don't have a lot of time left in a day #and you have to spend it carefully. you have to prioritize #you're somewhere without an established community and companionship is bought with your time spent working #this place doesn't take care of you. at the end of the day who do you have who'd prioritize you. do you understand me #the evolved aroace loathing where if your friends and family are granted more time nobody would have to choose. we live in a society #holds ur hand we live in a society. idk if Im making any sense #anyway . uhhh riz is my favourite that's my statement thank you for listening. au revoir

[whoneedstosleep]

#wholesome #have a good day #if you're having a bad day #see this #must see #cat #aww cute #cute animals #cute #aww #brighten #you had a bad day

[leupagus]

On Voting in America

So one of the most profound comments on routine chores that I've ever encountered was, hilariously, the Pickle Rick episode of "Rick & Morty," where (after a lot of shenanigans have already ensued) this therapist absolutely lays Rick out:

"I have no doubt that you would be bored senseless by therapy, the same way I'm bored when I brush my teeth and wipe my ass. Because the thing about repairing, maintaining, and cleaning is: it's not an adventure. There's no way to do it so wrong you might die. It's just work. And the bottom line is some people are okay going to work and some people, well, some people would rather die. Each of us gets to choose."

I think about this at least once a week — usually while I'm doing my laundry or sweeping or some other task that needs doing and won't get me anything more than clean clothing or a dog-hair-free floor. There's no Pulitzer for wiping down your microwave or scrubbing your toilet; no one's awarding you for getting all the dishes out of the sink. At best you have the satisfaction of crossing it off your list.

Voting is very much the same (and I'm talking about the US here, as an American). Sure, you sometimes get a sticker; but nobody's going to cheer for you. There's no adventure here, no potential for anything more than crossing something off of a list. It's a chore, something that needs doing in order to repair, maintain, and yes even clean. So I get why people don't like doing it.

And I've decided I don't give a shit.

Do it anyway. Your country takes astonishingly little from you — taxes, the once-in-a-blue-moon jury duty, and a theoretical draft that hasn't been used in over half a century and likely will never be again — but it asks you (asks! not requires! not demands!) to vote once a year. It's not always easy; especially in conservative states, the impediments to vote can be ridiculous. But it is once a year and unlike in our nation's all-too-recent past, you will not die if you do it.

In fact, the worst outcome from voting these days is that the person or issue that you vote for loses — but you won't know if they lose until after the election. Polls are less accurate now, for a whole host of reasons; you cannot know until after the election who or what will win. This makes your vote more valuable than possibly ever before.

Use that power. Not because it's exciting or even rewarding, but because your vote is what keeps our country's metaphorical teeth from falling out and our metaphorical ass from stinking.

Brush, wipe, vote.

#ok the metaphor may've gotten a little gross but rick & morty chose it not me #anyway if voting didn't matter then rich people wouldn't do it #and I can assure you: they do #also: please don't think of voting like a reward for the person you're voting for #or as a punishment for the person you're not voting for #my mom's advice was: #think about the most vulnerable people you care about and vote for the person or issue that will make their lives better #and you'll rarely go wrong #yes there are often two bad options but if you're old enough to vote you're old enough to understand the difference between bad and less ba #anyway that's all the political lecturing I'll do this year #except maybe to complain about the 18-hour day I'll be having on Tuesday #oh also SIGN UP TO WORK ELECTIONS WE NEED MORE HELP #thank you #politics!

[wearecrowley]

#good omens #gomens #goodomensedit #aziraphale #my gifs #tvgifs #tvedit #I'm experimenting with color #btw if you're having a bad day just imagine crowley's reaction to seeing aziraphale like this #works every time

[somerandomdudelmao]

Casssss, hello-hello, good morning, I just need to make sure, you don’t have constant haters? (I really hope not and will never have), I just have a couple, I hope they don’t pester you Have a nice and productive day! *giggle*

Morning Tap:3

I do have some haters, but I just block them so it's not a big deal. You should block them too, it's very nice and easy and healthy practice👍

#seriously #i hope you're blocking them #instead of fighting with them #people who just want you to feel bad are trash #and they belong into your trash bin #hm #yes #i hope you having a nice day #I'm happy you're back🧡

[artbytesslyn]

its important to remember that long term chronic pain rewires your brain so even after you find a treatment plan that relieves some or all of that pain, you're still gonna have days where you wanna tear all your hair out.

it might feel like it's for no reason! but its cos your brain has new highways in it and traffic still goes thru there whether it makes sense or not

if you're having a bad day, just let your body have a break. Don't try to rationalize it cos the conclusion you might come to is 'wow even with treatment I'm useless' and that's always bad. If your brain and body are telling you "I Can't Do That Right Now", even if you can't figure out the reason, just listen

#tess talks #this is very hard to put into words #also you might be on meds that simulate the depressive episodes #that chronic pain aftermath might leave you with #the brain is extremely complicated #if you're having a bad day just let your body have a break #those mixed up signals of body pain and mental pain are #sometimes the exact same signals #you aren't useless for experiencing pain or the aftermath of it #chronic pain

[championsandheroes]

Being told that my character hasn't been cleaning themselves properly in at least ten days was honestly the worst and most shocking part of the game. Gale and Lae'zel can go on about how they like your musk all they want, it doesn't matter. Ten days of wandering around and fighting? We camp next to a river? And yet???

If you are interested in your own vampire spawn to bring with you on adventures so that you can skip out on personal hygiene, contact the Szarr estate at Patreon or society6.

#champions and heroes #baldur's gate 3 #Astarion #Tav #Gale of Waterdeep #I honestly admire Astarion's self-control #poor man's starving and you're constantly rolling around in food like it's no big deal #it's bad enough that you're a walking meal #you don't have to marinate yourself in it too #you're practically mocking him #the fact that it takes days before he breaks is honestly nothing but miraculous #and no you don't get to complain #you should have thought about the possibility that the extremely pale elf with red eyes fangs and bite marks might be a vampire

[blakbonnet]

Stede went from crying in his bed pretending to be asleep and a life that was killing him to now listening to Ed softly snoring on his chest every night and waking up to "5 more minutes" as Ed refuses to let him leave the bed 🥹

#in case you're having a bad day remember this #ofmd #our flag means death #meow speaks #he is loved and wanted and missed every single day by Ed #even though they're never more than 2 feet apart #I'm so happy for him 😭

[pa-pa-plasma]

hey i feel like we're really sleeping on that time Danny possessed Vlad & framed him for assaulting a minor

Editing with the clip because people don't believe me. Episode is 41: Eye for an Eye.

#Danny Phantom #i think this ties into my other post i made a long time ago about Danny siccing the GIW on Vlad #like we KNOW in CANON that if Danny was even a tiny bit more like Vlad he would literally become a supervillain #villain is such a stupid word i hate how it's spelled. why is it like that #anyways i need to like. rewatch DP cuz i remember shit & then i'm like #did that actually happen. because that sounds too insane #but like. he Did That. didnt he #i think that's what i love about this character. but a lot of people ignore it #Danny is like. gritting his teeth going ''do good do good'' it isnt effortless it isnt easy he doesnt even want to do it half the time #& sometimes yeah he WILL do crimes or get back at people who've been assholes to him or whatever #he WILL use his powers for bad sometimes #he'll be like ''dont do that it's bad'' but like. he WILL do it himself #the whole ''i'm a hero'' thing he's got going on is like. more of a. how do i put this #it's like when you're drawing or writing & saying ''it doesnt have to be perfect it just has to BE'' #like Danny isn't a hero sometimes. he's got morals & has a general understanding of good & bad #but also he's 14 & being attacked every day #i would start saying bad words & threatening people that annoy me too man #okay i glanced over the scene again for the first time in years & Danny was literally in the middle of outing Vlad to the whole town??? #hello?? are we really ignoring this????? #VLAD TORNADO VLAD TORNADO VLAD TORNADO #this show is so stupid i love it #love how Sam & Tucker immediately backed him up yeah fuck Vlad all my homies hate Vlad #okay you know what. maybe i will do a DP liveblog. i think it would be fun #on daddyplasmius. only posting this on pa-pa-plasma cuz it's kind of just a. weird rant post? kind of? idk

[psychictimestone]

Mario and Sonic at the olympic games (especially 2014 onwards) sure does give us some peak smiley Silver content.

#silver the hedgehog #sonic the hedgehog #Mario and Sonic at the Olympic games #look at him. Look at him and his cute lil smile #boy is just so happy in the olympic games and its a vibe #the overwhelming urge to draw olympic games silver and his slick trainers.... #if you're ever having a bad day go on youtube and look up Silver doing rhythmic gym from the 2016 games. You wont be disappointed #whoever was in charge of giving the guys outfits in tokyo 2020 deserves a raise because it makes the game 120% cuter

[floccinaucinihilipilificationa]

#selfie bee #to be honest my stage 2 was just drawing the same picture of Helena Bonham Carter everyday #I still have the folder #friends not only did I drive a BIKE recently I also drove a CAR #all on my own!! （*´▽｀*） #It was very scary and I cried a few times but I did it #in the beginning I had to do a few night shifts in a different city and there was to other way to get there and in the end it was fine #I wonder what other things I am scared of are secretly fine #phonecalls? math?? （●´･△･｀） #I am actually avoiding math right this moment #I've decided to learn how to sew a skirt and did you know that sewing is secretly math #I did not know and now the skirt is very short and the living room is covered in yarn and I have not done any actual sewing yet #but I will do it and maybe its just like driving and you just have to cry a little and then it will be fine #the only truly bad thing that happened while driving is that I got into a thunderstorm one time #and it was night and there were 300 trucks going to opposite way #I tried to focus on the Lizzo song on the radio but I was also crying #if you were a truck driver and you saw a woman 2 months a go at night driving a car crying while singing Juice! Juice! (´；д；`) #I'm fine I hope you didn't also cry #have a nice day friends!! #I hope you're doing well!! ♥ :) #I will now go back to the skirt

[lazzarella]

Imagine being a cute little boxer, walking to the mini mart for a bottle of water after a night out, blissfully unaware that the hot annoying doctor you wanted to punch in the face with your mouth will be nearby and drunk and horny and follow you there, perform the most bizarre mating ritual known to man, confidently assuming you're confused and aroused instead of just plain confused because apparently he's a total weirdo, then pout and pass out and snuggle up to you, and you have to take him home because you can't leave him there, and from there it's piggyback rides and Netflix BL series and chill and all you wanted was a bottle of water 

#wandee goodday #wandee goodday spoilers #wandee good day the series #and that the doctor not only assumed you're a bad boxer but have a small penis lol #poor yak #This is way too long I’m not good at those funny one liners #Or even unfunny ones #Lazzarella watches tv