Me: Hey, I finished that dress I've been planning to make since last May.
My mother, silently grateful my first summer dress of the year is not covered in manic cartoon animals: Oh that looks lovely... Though don't you think you put a bit much fabric into your skirt? You could have used half and had enough left for a second dress.
Me: It's more comfortable this way. Not as clingy. And it's cut to be low waste, so you get a lot of bang for your buck.
Mom: ... How much is in there?
Me: Only like 4 meters.
Mom: Of a low waste pattern.
Me: Yup.
Mom: Give me one reason you need that much "bang for your buck".
Me:
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mel i remembered rugbier!james exists so now i’m thinking of being a cheerleader for his team 🫠
aksjdksj tina omfg shut up
on a cute note, he flirts with you literally all the time during games. winks, “wish me luck, baby”’s, little butt pats as he passes by you cheering when he’s running out onto the field. if we’re talking him being a famous rugby player, there’s def edits made by people online bc of how cute the two of you are 😭
on a dirty note, he gets you in bed for the first time under the little claim that “it’ll help the both of us improve our performances on the field!!”, meaning your flexibility and his strength bc he spends hours folding you in half and pounding into you <33 and and and he’s definitely bent you over in your pretty little uniform and fucked you silly on many occasions bc you just look so fucking good in it
and don’t forget the celebratory gangbangs bc that’s canon for any rugby player james scenario we’re talking about <3
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Went to nonbinary support group earlier this evening. A fun and silly question was asked, “What’s your non-traditional gender?”. The person asking described their gender as some cigarette butts floating in a gross puddle, another person describing themself as a cigarette butt with lipstick stains on it, my love described themself as a bunny rabbit, and when it came around for me to answer I said I’m a dirty hippy. The person asking then spent ten minutes going off on me about how #problematic hippy culture is, ignoring multiple bids from me to say yeah there are things wrong with it I know full well but they did not relent, eventually remarking that punks look mean but are actually nice and hippies look nice but are actually mean and telling me my gender is pretty much folk punk anyway?? My love stopped the convo by asking the others in the group who didn’t get a chance to answer to do so but the vibe was not great after. This is such a strange and petty encounter but something about it still rubbed me the wrong way in such a way that continues to linger in my mind. What the fuck?
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