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kyuushi · 4 months

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I present (🎁) the character relationship chart from the first official fanbook! Big thanks to Pancake from the Kyuushi Discord server for the scans 🫶

The translation, cleaning, and typesetting were all done by me so please forgive any messiness & mistakes. But I'm always very open to feedback so feel free to reach out, especially if you notice tl issues!

Please don't repost the image around. You can just share the link to this post! (If I end up needing to make corrections, I will cry if an old incorrect version is floating around somewhere!!)

↓Some extra notes below the cut↓

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I originally wanted to post this along with a more accessible version (aka text version) but unfortunately that would be a ton of extra work and I have other projects I'd like to spend my time on instead. I'm also not really knowledgeable about that stuff to begin with so I'm not sure what kind of format would be best for screen readers or other accessibility aids. If anyone else would like to take up the mantle and create a text version, please message me!

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Translation Notes:

Mippiki: Written "３人と１匹" but read as "みっぴき," this word is very important to the Kyuushi fandom! It describes the main characters living in the office- Rona, Draluc, Hinaichi, and John. "Mi" comes from 3 and "ippiki" is how you would count 1 small animal, an armadillo in this case.

Sagyou's "hah? to respect ratio": The "hah?" here is like an exasperated sound he's making. In Japanese it was one of these babies: ぁ゙. So his frustration to respect ratio is 9 to 1.

Calling someone a typhoon/hurricane: I think this is probably self explanatory but since I don't think this is a common expression in English, I'll explain a bit. Basically it's likening someone to the chaos and power of a storm.

Shot's "filthy cool": In Japanese this is "ヨゴレかっこいい." I can't find instances of this phrase being used outside of Kyuushi so this seems to be a Bonnoki original? I've seen others tl this some different ways but I tried to make it sound kinda cool in English, though it also kinda makes no sense lol, sorry.

Tabiko being in the "vampires" section: Just in case anyone is confused, Tabiko is definitely a human. I think there just wasn't space to stick her anywhere else.

Manner calling Satetsu "big bro": "兄イ" in Japanese. I think most people recognize words like "onii-san" and "aniki" at this point but I'm not sure about just "anii" (also big brother) so I decided to tl it here. As you may have guessed, this is not him literally trying to adopt Satetsu as his brother, but rather a term of respect (albeit a teasing one). Satetsu is uncomfortable being called this, mostly because it reminds him of his embarrassing delinquent past.

Nagiri's nickname for John: I chose to keep this as "Maru" ("丸," literally "circle") just because I think it sounds like a cute nickname lol.

Fiasco calling Manner "spoiled rich boy": Originally "ボンボン" in Japanese. You might have heard a character called "bon" or even this kinda insulting version, "bonbon," before. It describes a young man from a rich family. I added "spoiled" because I thought it sounded too much like a complement just to call him "genius rich boy," even with "damn" in front 😂

Nuyan: John's "nu" combined with a dog's "wan" (bark). Remember that time Yomo hypnotized John into acting like a dog? That John never fully recovered from? Yeah.

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As I said please do let me know if you spot any mistakes or have any questions or comments. You can even ask if you're just confused about who certain characters are or what the relationship arrow is indicating! Kyuushi has a ton of characters and they can be difficult to keep track of, especially for the English fandom which doesn't have access to all the materials.

Thanks if you actually read all of these walls of text 🫡

#kyuuketsuki sugu shinu #kyuushi #the vampire dies in no time #tvdint #my translation #i spent 329084092 hours on dis guys pls pray for me #cleaning is so not my forte #i never want to see a checkered or polka dotted bg again in my LIFE #*looks at second fanbook relationship chart which has huge polka dotted section* meep #meant to post this yesterday on xmas day but i got a migraine so umm better late than never amirite

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missmaywemeetagain · 1 year

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Pink Scarf - Epilogue (Elvis/Austin!Elvis x Reader)

Character/Fandom: Elvis - Elvis (2022)

Requested: kinda

(Read more here--Pink Scarf Series Masterlist!)

Prompt: You are part of Elvis Presley's coveted inner circle, and the currently-disgruntled wife of one of the members of Elvis' famous entourage, the Memphis Mafia. After Elvis' dynamite first performance in Vegas, you find yourself in deep water when his magnetism finally gets to you after all these years. [ Fem!Reader ]

TW: SEX. FLUFF (!!). Cussing. Historical inaccuracies in the Vegas timeline.

Rating: Explicit/Mature (NSFW, 18+, so minors Do NOT Interact) || Word Count: 2.6k

A/N: Oh, lord, here we are. THE END. It seems highly fitting that it all comes to a close on our man's birthday. (HAPPY BIRTHDAY, ELVIS DARLIN') 💗 So here's some tooth-rotting, sexy fluff for you because I love them and I love y'all.

I have heard your requests for a paperback/ebook loud and clear (ahhh, thank you!) and can tell you I am writing bonus material as we speak and working on the process of self-publishing through Amazon. I will warn you that the physical book is gonna be HUGE (my estimate is close to 600 pages with the bonus material added 😂), but that does mean the cost of the physical book will be a little spendy (not outrageous or anything) because of the cost of printing. Just wanted to let you know in advance!

Also, I know in the past that people were interested in me dropping in for a Q & A type thing on Discord or Twitter Spaces to talk about Pink Scarf...is this something y'all are interested in still? (If not, totally okay!) Let me know in the comments if that sounds like something you'd want!

I sincerely hope y'all will stick around for my next projects as I try to get my writing career off the ground. I'm hoping to soon have a website and an Amazon page up and running soonish so you can follow my other works. I'll keep you posted! Y'all are the OG's and the best fans a girl could ask for! 💗

If you so desire, you should now have the ability to tip my blog or different chapters in the story! Of course, no one is obligated to do so! If you do choose to tip, thank you so much! I've never had anyone want to pay for my work before, so this is a big step towards my romance novelist dreams. 💜

Finally, and I can't say this enough, I am so FREAKIN' GRATEFUL for every single one of you babies, honeys, and lil' mamas supporting me out there, YOU ARE EXTRAORDINARY! I didn't in a million years expect this kind of support and response for Pink Scarf, and your reactions, reblogs, messages, asks, and comments you've given me have been a blessing beyond expression. You all are the best community a writer could ask for! Thank you so much for your support and generosity. I am loving getting to know y'all better! I love every single reaction and comment and ask, and I'm sorry if I don't get back to them all as soon as I'd like but know that I love you all and am so excited to be making new friends! And a big "Hey, Y'all!" to our friends from Elvis Twitter, Elvis Discord, and Elvis Instagram--I see and appreciate you coming over to join us! 👀💋

I also want to give a special shout out to my flower, Daisy, @powerofelvis for keeping me sane (relatively lol) and on track throughout this whole process. Thank you for all your encouragement and love (and for listening to me scream into the void), baby! 💜

If you feel so moved, please let me know what you think or how you're feeling (or send me asks)! I know I'm terribly slow at getting to them but I love every single one!

I imagined this with Elvis in mind, but Austin!Elvis works here, too, whatever floats your boat!

Apologies in advance if there are any grammatical errors or TW that I didn't catch.

(I did start cross-posting Pink Scarf to my AO3 account, as well as my NEW Wattpad account. so if you are so inclined, you can check it out/support me over there with kudos and votes and whatnot!)

Graceland, New Year’s Eve, 1969

The mansion you now call home still sparkles with Christmas decorations as you make your way through the throng of friends and visitors, smiling and laughing, sipping on a delicious champagne that you are positive is ridiculously expensive for the way it melts on your tongue. Everyone is rested and in great spirits, as 1969 was a monumentally successful year for Elvis Presley Enterprises and all those involved.

For you, it’s been a monumental year in many ways. You would never have imagined six months ago that by the end of the year you’d be in the midst of divorcing Jack, preparing for your new career as a backup singer, and moving into Graceland with Elvis, who you are wildly, madly in love with.

A whirlwind, to say the least.

Speak of the devil, you feel that telltale rise of goosebumps on your skin, that magical sixth sense you are now so aware of when you know that Elvis is watching you. You turn from your conversation with Joe and his wife Joanie to find Elvis gazing at you from across the living room with a dangerously coy smile playing on his lips and that unmistakable glint in his eyes. The heat of the look sets your body aflame, a flush rising quickly to your cheeks.

Lord in heaven, this man, you think, giving him a furrow of your brow and a disbelieving look back, only this man would be so bold as to want to take me in the middle of a party at his own damn house.

But damn it if he doesn’t even waver, completely uncaring that any of the guests might see the blatantly sexual, heated intensity of his stare. He calls it “that lean and hungry look,” and you cannot help the shiver that cascades down your spine because you know he’s about to eat you alive, party be damned.

And sure enough, he strides across the room as if no one else is here, and saying nothing at all, grabs your hand and yanks you away from your conversation. You briefly catch the look of surprise from Joanie and Joe’s smirk before being whisked away.

“Elvis!” you whisper loudly enough for him to hear you, “We have guests!” You manage to set your champagne flute on a nearby table before doubling your steps to try and keep up with his long strides.

He gives no indication of hearing you, though you know he has. But he is singularly focused, which sends warmth into your core and wetness already pooling in your panties because you know what’s coming.

He surprises you by not even making it up the stairs to the bedroom, instead pulling you into the half bathroom on the lower level. You yelp at the change in direction and then he’s slamming you up against the door while locking it at the same time.

Your yelp quickly turns into a quiet moan because his large hands and luscious mouth are suddenly everywhere, all at once. His lips crush into yours, then burn down your neck, sending fire into your belly, and you can’t help but respond. Your hands fly to his head, raking through his scalp. His hand grips the outside of your bare thigh, hitching it up to his waist, his hand slipping under the hem of your dress.

He rolls his pelvis slowly and deliberately into yours. He’s already rock hard, and the sensation of his bulge pressing into your core through his pants has you groaning a little too loud, considering you have a house full of people. Elvis doesn’t say a word though, he just smirks and places a ring-clad hand over your mouth.

That action alone has you melting into a puddle because you know, you just know how he’s going to take you: quick and dirty.

“You better be quiet, lil’ mama, or ev’ryone’s gonna know I’m fuckin’ ya senseless,” he whispers, his hot breath tickling the shell of your ear. You can smell the musk of arousal on him, the pheromones so strong they are nearly dizzying. He nibbles the lobe of your ear possessively. This action coupled with his words sends sparks showering through you.

You think you might come apart already, and he’s barely touched you.

His brilliant blues are blown black when he draws away. Free hand snaking up your thigh, his fingers first dance over your soaked panties, then dip them underneath the delicate fabric to graze up through your folds and straight to your clit.

Your eyes roll back, his hand muffling the moans that escape your throat involuntarily. He’s so worked up already, he doesn’t tease you long. Two long fingers plunge knuckle deep into your wet heat, the cold edges of his rings making you squirm a little at the intrusion. You begin panting into his hand as he so expertly thrusts and curves them to give you the maximum amount of pleasure as he stretches you out.

This doesn’t last long, though. He’s too far gone and much too needy for foreplay. A deeply primal instinct has taken over the man you love—you can see it written all over his handsome face. And you welcome it, even as you whimper at the loss of his digits when he unceremoniously pulls them out of you. You welcome it as he spins you around, pushing you up against the door. You welcome it gladly as he hikes your dress up to your waist and rips your lacy panties right off your body.

You gasp, hearing the tearing of fabric as your flushed cheek is pressed into the wood of the door, shivering both from the exposure of the air on your bare ass and for what you know is next. Soon after, you hear the clink of his heavy belt and the woosh of his pants as they thump to the floor and then he’s filling you so completely that you are clawing at the door for purchase.

He can’t stop the growl that comes from within when he sinks deep inside you to the hilt, bottoming out quickly. He’s impatient and does not linger, however, instead pulling back and thrusting into you hard, gripping your hips like his life depends on it.

You manage to keep your gasps quiet as he sets a relentless pace. Your entire body tingles, the obscene sounds from your joining sending you hurtling towards the edge of your own release. He knows your body so well, rubbing desperate circles on your clit that, along with the way he’s filling you, already has your legs shaking and abdomen tensing with pleasure.

Neither of you are going to last long. It’s evident as your breathing speeds up and the coil in your belly snaps, causing you to hit your climax hard with a strangled cry. The wave crests fast,and your walls tense and flutter around him. You love how he still can make you see stars, even in these circumstances. His hips stutter, the rhythm faltering, and he follows soon after you with a relieved and gracious groan, pulsing and coating your walls with his arousal.

Heavy breathing is the only sound in the tiny space. Elvis envelops you from behind, wrapping his arms around your waist and burying his face into your hair as he pulls you close. You live for these moments when he’s stripped vulnerable, his love so evident and overflowing, making even a bathroom quickie more like making love than you’d had in over a decade of marriage.

You sigh into him, and he kisses the back of your head. “Sorry about your panties, baby,” he whispers almost bashfully into your ear.

You can’t help but laugh, “At the rate you go through ruining them, you might as well just buy me the whole store, love.”

Elvis pulls out and turns you around, grasping your chin before pulling you into a deep kiss. It has you melting into his arms, but you know you can’t stay there long, not with a house full of people.

The swell of love you feel for this wonderful, talented, charismatic man is incredible. So many years of shared history has made it easy to slip into a comfortable life with him, so much so that you almost forget what your life was like before. It’s not without its challenges, certainly. He is still mercurial, and you still get locked up in your own head sometimes. The both of you are stubborn as hell, especially now that you’ve taken more agency for yourself in this relationship, more than you ever had with Jack.

As you pull apart and clean up, you feel incredibly lucky that things have worked out the way they have, despite so many years of struggles to make your way to each other.

Once put back together (though sure some of your guests will know exactly what was going on in the bathroom), you reach for the door. Elvis stops you.

“I was gonna wait ‘til midnight and make it a big thing, but I just can’t,” he drawls behind you.

“Wait for what?” you ask quizzically, turning around.

You gasp and your heart begins to gallop in your chest as you watch him sink to one knee as best he can in the tiny space. He pulls a little black box from his pocket. You’re afraid your heart might flutter right out of your body at the sight of it.

“You make me a better man, baby. I love you so much it hurts sometimes, and I thank God every day that He put you in my life. I can’t imagine tryin’ to go another day without you by my side. Now, I know it feels real soon, but if we’re honest, it’s been a long time comin’, and I-I-I know you’re still in the middle of the divorce and all, but y/n, would you do me the honor of bein’ my wife?” Elvis asks, his eyes brimming with unshed tears.

Your heart drops into your stomach. It’s both exhilaration and trepidation all at once, flooding every part of you. Part of you screams with excitement: Of course! Of course! Of course, I’ll be your wife!

But another part is filled with latent fear—fear of being consumed by another marriage so soon, still afraid that this man before you will love you and leave you like the rest. Elvis had said many times over the years that he wasn’t really interested in marriage, and you can’t help but think of that in this moment, as much as you don’t want to.

“Elvis,” you manage to breathe, “I thought…I thought you said you weren’t the ‘marrying kind’? That you didn’t want to be tied down? Are you…are you sure?”

You watch something flash in his eyes for a moment before he looks up at you again. He stands and takes your hands in his. “I-I said that cuz I didn’t think I could ever have you. I knew I couldn’t marry anyone else, wouldn’t be right. You’re the only one I ever truly wanted. I-I-I…you’re my soulmate, y/n. It’s only ever been you, honey,” he says quietly, laying it all out for you, as he pushes an errant strand of your hair behind your ear.

A happy tear trickles down your face. You know he loves you—he tells you every day. But this is so much more than that. You didn’t realize he’d put his entire life on hold for you like this. His soulmate.

As much as it scares you, you know it’s true. He’s right. This inexplicable pull that’s been between the two of you for all this time, the pull you tried so desperately to ignore and forget for so many years, is stronger than anything you’ve ever felt for anyone in your life. Every cell in your body yearns for him, and he feels like home. You fit together perfectly. Now that you’re finally in sync, everything just works.

You cannot ignore the truth that finding your way to each other after all these years feels utterly meant to be. He is there when you need him. He brings out a side of you that you never knew existed—in the bedroom, with your music, your unyielding love for him, even in the hardest moments.

The way he gazes at you now, full of hope and love, makes your knees weak. But part of you is still scared that it’s too soon, that you’ll lose yourself all over again.

Elvis reads your mind, sensing your doubts in that intuitive way of his. “The wedding part doesn’t hafta be right away…I know we gotta wait for the divorce to be final anyway. But whenever you’re ready, whenever you’re comfortable, I’ll be here,” he says, pressing his forehead to yours.

This sends a sense of relief through you, a release of pressure. Finally, you find your voice. “Let me be your everything?” you whisper, taking his face in your hands, your eyes searching his deep and worldly ones.

Elvis knows what you are asking of him, and he doesn’t think twice. His lips curl up into that beautiful grin of his as he nods. “Yes, everything,” he says back.

“Then yes, yes, I will be your wife,” you laugh, through more happy tears.

“Yes?” he asks joyfully, just to be sure.

“Yes!” you squeal as he scoops you up in his arms, pressing his pliant and soft lips to yours.

His hands shake adorably when he slides the tasteful yet extravagantly sized diamond on your ring finger.

And it sits perfectly, as though his ring was always meant to be there. You both stare at it for a moment, your hand resting on top of his.

Squeezing your hand, Elvis looks at you with a boyish kind of awe. “Are you happy, baby?” he asks quietly, his long lashes fanning out as he runs his eyes over your face.

A moment of déjà vu hits you. He’s asked you this before, many different times, and those moments flash through your head, reminding you of your deep history together. The history you now remember and share.

All he’s ever really wanted to do is make me happy, you realize. The thought sends warmth blooming through you.

You look up at him, into that handsome face that you want to spend eternity with. “Oh, I’m more than happy, my love,” you respond. And you are. So much so, you almost don’t believe it. Then you pull him down for a sweet, soft kiss. He drinks you in as if you are oxygen, bringing you closer.

“Are you happy?” you ask as you nuzzle his nose.

“Darlin’, I’m so happy I wanna sing from the rooftop,” he drawls, grabbing your ass. “I’ll marry ya right here in this damn bathroom, if I gotta. Gonna make you Mrs. Y/n Presley. Then I wanna parade you around and let everyone know you’re mine.” He almost growls the last part and presses his long body into yours.

You laugh. “Well, I don’t think we have to resort to getting married in the bathroom, but Mrs. Y/n Presley has quite the nice ring to it,” you say, smiling, putting your hands in his back pockets.

“I love you,” Elvis says unabashedly, suddenly serious.

“I love you, too,” you whisper, kissing him again. “Now let’s go tell everyone how I’m gonna make an honest man out of you.”

He laughs at that, a big and boisterous sound that makes your own heart sing.

And it will do so for the rest of your days.

*THE END*

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nordsea-horizons · 6 months

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hi! i just wanted to say that you are absolutely my favorite acnh creator, i always look forward to your posts, as i find so much inspiration from your content. i love your decorating style so much, it’s so simple and almost nostalgic. i always look forward to visiting your islands, i enjoy them immensely, they give me such a warm and comforting feeling. so thank you for that!

i think it’s super neat that nordsea is your forever island. i was wondering if you would be able to post a picture of every map from each version of nordsea you’ve finished thus far. i think it would be fun to see all the different versions next to each other, to see how many ways you can design the same island. i’ve never even finished one island, but you’ve finished so many, with the same exact canvas. your creativity and talent truly knows no bounds!! :)

hii, tysm for this super sweet message😭💛 i appreciate your support so so much, thank you for taking time to write this to me😳🥺💕 sharing my islands and talking about them on here brings me a lot of comfort and makes me enjoy the game so much more!! im happy to be here and i do truly appreciate anyone who stops by my blog💛 the fact that it can be a comforting place for others and not just myself makes me feel so happy😭

now the reason it took me a minute to respond to this ask is bc of this post request! i dont mind at all if anyone wants to make a post suggestion like this, its all good and fun, but.. you really got me here😂 i dont loooove my maps in general and im also sadly terrible at saving the ones from nordsea bc the da has been the same for two years now so i dont need to keep track u know👀 i already know i dont have every single one saved so im sorry about that! however i will do this for sure with as many maps as i can find, im working on it now💕

this is the oldest map i have of nordsea! you can still see the original version and im always surprised bc this is not at all the map i would pick today👀 but yea, thats the base, i’ll get back to you on the rest😅💛

#when i started this island i didnt mean for it to be a forever island actually i just did it casually😳#tysm again for this message! it made my day for sure💛💛#also anon dont feel bad about not finishing an island! there is no right or wrong way to play this game!#im always a little sad that im part of making it seem like this is the way to have an island in acnh bc it really doesnt have to be!#i enjoy all types of playing and love seeing others do things completely different from myself! the most important thing is to have fun and #hopefully be creative in the way you want!#i share my islands for fun and to be part of the community! i get so much inspiration from others and enjoy all types of islands/gameplay!#i hope you can have fun on your island! truly💛💛#reply

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lemonhemlock · 1 year

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Your analysis was really interesting to read!

I had these thoughts about Aemond saying he was next in line.

Aegon has not been made king yet. Maybe Aemond is confident that should Aegon shirk his duties, that instead of the crown being past to his very small son, that they’d want to see him on the throne instead so they’d move the line of succession from the 1st born who is gone and uncrowned to Viserys second son.

Otto wouldn’t protest because it’d still be his grandson on the throne. Plus it might be easy to get the houses to fall in like because Aemond is of marriageable age and who wouldn’t like their daughter to be queen with future grandchildren then in line for the throne. Puts their house in good standing.

It’s why I assumed Aemond wasn’t married yet. They were waiting to use him to their advantage.

I definitely didn’t take it as a threat to the kids. He seems to be all about duty to family. Thus holding on to Aegon when it’d serve him better to let him go.

Love all the thought you put into the subject!

Hey there, thank you for your kind message! I'm glad you liked it, I needed to get it out of my head somehow. 😂 I'm going to divide my thoughts on this in three parts.

I want to preface this by saying that I don't think baby-murder is in line with Aemond's characterization at all (at least so far). He has no reason to inflict so much pain on his sister and mother by killing his niece and nephews for personal ambition. The problem is that he can't really get rid of them either, if we are to take him seriously that he's "next in line to the throne".

a) The problem is that much complicated, because, as GRRM pointed out as well, medieval succession is muddy and not really codified properly, so it's conducive to a lot of dilemmas. If you resort to the argument that the King's firstborn son is heir, then his heir, in turn, is the next firstborn son, so Viserys->Aegon->Jaehaerys. Aegon being the true heir, as the greens argue, is not dependent on whether or not he eventually gets crowned.

If he dies before his time, the crown passes down his line, not his brother's. There is also this idea that the crown passes from one monarch to another at the very moment of death, so that the throne is never actually vacant (even if the crowning ceremony didn't take place). So, if you go by that philosophy, Aegon got to be King already for a couple of hours before his "death".

There are also others that fight over the proximity to the monarch - who should inherit? the grandson/greatgrandson etc of the King or the King's second son or perhaps the King's brother, since they are generationally closer. It's all very philosophical and many different arguments can be made, but there is no one clear answer here when everyone has their own take.

The problem is that you're not just passing up one baby, you're passing over three, including two boys, just for Aemond to be King. The greens can't wiffle-waffle like that when they're trying to prove they have law and historical precedence on their side. I mean, it's not out of the question, but it could come off as a coup-within-a-coup.

The most straightforward solution would be to install a regency for Jaehaerys, until he comes of age, but that would put an expiration date on Aemond's time galavanting as King. Also Otto would just love being Regent for a baby, since he could basically do as he pleases and not have to answer to anyone. Aemond taking Jaehaerys' place kind of curtails that, so I'm not sure he would necessarily support Aemond in this scenario. My belief is that the greens would be split if Aemond really pursued the throne over Jaehaerys, when they really can't afford to get side-tracked.

b). I actually don't have a problem with helaemond. It may not be everyone's cup of tea within the green community, but I think it provides an additional layer of narrative irony that is just very compelling to me. I think your idea of keeping Aemond and Daeron as bargaining chips for marriage alliances has merit to it - also, Aemond is meant to be what age in episodes 9-10? 16? If he claimed Vhagar at 10 years old and there's been a 6-year time skip. Time is a little fuzzy in the show for practical reasons, but still. Aemond and Daeron may just have been too young to go looking for brides up to this point.

That being said, in this scenario in which Aegon disappears, I still think it would make more sense for Aemond and Helaena to marry. Helaena is a dragon-rider, remember, and Targaryens are loath to give away their dragons to other houses. It's one of the reasons they practice incest.

When Rhaenys married Corlys, she effectively endowed House Velaryon with dragons. At one point, the dragon parity between the Targaryens and the Velaryons was 2-3 (Caraxes, Syrax vs Meleys, Seasmoke, Vhagar). That's kind of crazy. Aemma's children kept dying, Daemon wasn't having any with Rhea Royce and if Rhaenys kept having them, who knows how many dragons the Velaryons would end up with? I don't think the greens would be willing to just give the female, egg-laying Dreamfyre away to another house.

To continue in this fanfiction-y vein, the only way Aemond would get to be King over Jaehaerys if he declared Helaena's children to be bastards, then legitimized them as his own. If they had additional children within wedlock, it is unclear if Jaehaerys/Jaehaera/Maelor would be relegated to the back of the line and their new siblings placed ahead.

c) Or, I suppose, he could just propose a compromise? He takes the throne, marries Helaena, names Jaehaerys as heir and just makes sure he doesn't have any additional children to supplant Jaehaerys and Maelor. That prevents them from being declared bastards and does not cause a succession crisis, because it doesn't place them in direct competition with better claimants. It's not an unimpeachable position from a legal point of view though - he'd definitely have his detractors. And it's contingent on him convincing his family to go along with it, too.

The reality, though, is that Aemond is not doing shit without Mother's approval. Theoretically speaking, if he seized the throne by force, he could do whatever the hell he wanted, but he lacks resources and political support for that. He has Vhagar, but he lacks soldiers on the ground. How would he realistically enforce this? Waltz back into the Red Keep and tell Alicent & Otto he's King now? Practically speaking, he hasn't shown himself to be that much of a rogue and has no counter-insurgency backup plan. If Alicent & Otto say no, then I'm afraid it's a no.

#ask #anon #house of the dragon #asoiaf #aemond targaryen #hotd meta

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badassxbirdy · 1 year

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Edit: If I’ve unfollowed, refollowed, or you’ve softblocked, please see this post and let me know accordingly!

May Activity Update (Pinned Post)

It’s time once again for an activity update! If you’re new here: these monthly posts help me to keep track of what the frick I’ve been doing, particularly when tumblr breaks or the brainfog strikes. This update includes things posted or in drafts for the month of April. Everything else can be found in previous monthly updates under this tag. There’s also the thread tracker here.

The full activity update (along with OOC house keeping) is below the cut. Bold text = links.

If you want to see all IC interactions without the other stuff, click here. If you’d like to start something new, there are opens, memes, and the wishlist, or you can just hit up the DM’s. You can also add Ty on Wire for IC texting.

Now onto the update!

OOC Housekeeping:

I want to start doing more story arc development on Ty’s blog again, so expect a few posts about that to come soon.

Posted a round of opened starters, for anyone who doesn’t know: those are explained here.

I’m going to be tagging people in replies to get around the current notes issue and any others that may arise. If I forget to do it, I’ll shoot you a message instead.

Fixes for the notes issue can be found here and here for those who need it.

Thread tracker has (for the most part) been updated. Thanks to everyone who got back to my DM’s about old threads. ❤️

I still haven’t found the login for Ty’s discord. 🤦‍♀️ Until I do, tumblr DM’s or Ty’s Wire are the best ways to reach me both IC and OOC.

Threads, replies, memes, and other IC interactions:

(In alphabetical order by username)

At the motel (link) - @demcnsinmymind

Car trouble (drafted) - @demcnsinmymind

“You shouldn’t be out here all by yourself this late at night.” (link) - @demcnsinmymind

Ty takes Lance on a hunt! (drafted) - @demcnsinmymind

Birthday gift mischief: the peanut gag continues! 😂 (link) - @demcnsinmymind

Birthday gift mischief: a crossbow! (drafted) - @derschwarzeengel

Universe differences (drafted) - @derschwarzeengel

Ty is scarred for life. (link) - @derschwarzeengel

Damon shields Ty. (link) - @derschwarzeengel

The truth about Darklighters (queued) - @derschwarzeengel

Damon encounters Dark!Ty (drafted) - @derschwarzeengel

Getting out of jail (queued) - @derschwarzeengel

Roasting 50 shades (drafted) - @derschwarzeengel

Vampire!Damon (drafted) - @derschwarzeengel

Making their escape (queued) - @derschwarzeengel

“I wondered when you were going to wake up. You almost didn’t survive.” (link) - @drkroots (Shannon)

“Is there a reason you’ve been following me for an hour?” (drafted) - @drkroots (Deacon)

Kit offers a flower, Tyler says 👁👄👁 (link) - @florafound

Birthday mischief: baking unsupervised is probably a bad idea. 😂 (link) - @heavenguided

Meeting Captain Hook (link) - @hvbris

Ty is confused by Wednesday (drafted) - @hvbris

Birthday mischief: “hey! you didn’t tell me it was your birthday!” (drafted) - @imprvdente

FBI!Fish babysits Human!Ty (drafted) - @imprvdente

At the fair (link) - @indyflanery

Attempting to babysit the Doctor. 😂 (link) - @innerwar

Jokes with Charm (drafted) - @innerwar

A demon problem (drafted) - @magaprima

“Can I just be normal?” (link) - @nightiingaled (Mel)

Time for “The Talk” (link) - @nightiingaled (Mel)

Ty is ANGY and Proteus is BABY. (link) - @nightiingaled

Banishment gone wrong (link) - @normallyxstranger

The way out (drafted) - @razorfst

NO BEING BAIT. 😤 (link) - @unbearablyindifferent

Headcanon, dash games, and assorted silliness:

FMK poll results: Ty needs therapy. (link)

Ty’s favourite holiday (link)

“Would you still love me if I was a worm? 🥺” aka KilliTy being disgustingly cute. (link)

Sinday questions: One thing a partner should never do. (link)

Sinday questions: mood killer, how adventurous is she, one night stands, and one thing she’s dying to try. (link)

Sinday questions: does she crack jokes, does she get emotional, does she like to go out as aftercare, and physical affection/cuddling. (link)

Tyler can’t NOT make jokes. (link)

A gem from discord: Ty telling Killian about her arm scar. (link)

KilliTy moodboard by Rookito. 🥹 (link)

I think that’s everything! As always: please let me know if I’ve missed something. I never intentionally drop threads without notifying, rest assured that if it’s not here I simply have not seen it. Remember to be kind to yourselves, and hydrate your flesh prison. ❤️ — Em

#activity update

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yessoupy · 2 years

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vivid lexapro dream coming in clutch on album eve eve: idk where I am, I think a ski resort, but I'm listening to the album for the first time WITH harry and a v pregnant ny-oh. I'm giving her a really good foot rub as he talks about each track and inside I'm DYING to tell the gc bc @chasm2018 is there with me, sleeping, but I'm afraid I'll scare him off!!! he's talking about songs that didn't make the cut (there was a lot of Harry saying he was glad to hear I liked a song, he did too, but what he likes doesn't always mean others like it). one of the songs he liked that didn't make it was about Vietnam. "I got everyone convinced that 1969 was the year everything changed." 😂 can u imagine. I said, "well, MY favorite legendary figure is Achilles so if you could reference him once in awhile that'd be cool." I wanted to mention Alexander but held off bc I was playing it cool.

ny eventually leaves to go rest and Harry heads up the stairs, "I'm not leaving, give me five minutes. I don't know what toke means!" I say, "I do!" and then text into the gc "y'all are gonna HATE me" but @papiermachecat keeps sending messages about idk what?? NOT THE ALBUM. meanwhile other randos are coming downstairs and I'm hoping they act cool. then I type that I listened to the album for the first time WITH Harry and ny-oh and then I woke up before I read anyone's reactions.

a lot of the songs were about mountains and snow and skiing 😂 and he mentioned a sorting thing he'd done with fans where we just knew the title and nothing else and they chose a couple songs after seeing how fans ranked the titles. he was baffled that the song titled 'sexy woman' got SEVENTH in its category. I said, "Oh, my friends and I all ranked that one number one." and he said a very emphatic THANK YOU to us.

#there was another dream where I got stuck in Mexico after being kidnapped and I escaped #with the help of Josh Reddick bc he was playing in laredo #and I knew he'd recognize me #😂😂😂

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"Insecure Jikookers"

When we say that like 60% insecure jikookers aren't actually jikookers at all. And another 25% of insecure jikookers are just brand new to the fandom and doesn't understand how content work or the full extent of just how close all 7 of the members are. Very few of them are ACTUALLY just chronically insecure shippers. Which is a problem on its own, but a totally seperate one. Bloggers can tell. When we get asks or DMs and they all start with "I fully believe in jikook, but..." or "I'm a jikooker, but sometimes when JK..." or "I'm not an insecure jikooker, but sometimes taekook...." or "I never once believed in taekook, but when they...."

It gives you away. Lol it's not always, and most bloggers like to give you the benefit of the doubt when answering asks. But trust us, when we say we tend to get ALOT of asks, when my anons are off, the amount of DMs I get increases and sometimes it's from burner accounts to stay anon without being anon. Lol and I promise I don't mind, I love talking with yall. But keep in mind when we get snippy or rude sometimes, it's because a "jikooker" has been in our inboxes consistently being... annoying for lack of a better word. FOR EXAMPLE. Lol this person who DMd me, starting the conversation off with....

We had a decent conversation. Lol but they also were talking to a friend too. With the same sort of stuff after this. Where their conversations went like this....

And when my friend eventually ended the conversation because they were just talking in circles and she didn't want to keep saying the same thing over and over... they messaged me again. With the same stuff they were sending her. Lol

And at this point, I wasn't as kind. It had been WEEKS of conversation between us, as well as between them and my friend. All over the same stuff. We both clocked in a while ago that they were probably a tkkr, but just figured we would keep answering questions honestly in hopes of having an open conversation about it. But with this message, I too, was done. Lol I had already seen that they had been having this conversation and didn't have any actual interest or intent to hear anyone else's actual opinion.

To which, they responded with the classic "whoops, I've been caught" move and deactivated their account. Lmao which just proved our point that they were never an insecure jikooker. They were just a tkkr pretending and trying to create doubt and discourse in jikooker spaces. And "convert" people into shipping taekook. Because that's what they do. They want to "win" so they set out to try and convince people that what they see is what everyone should see. And to get more people to join their cult. It's honestly EXACTLY how actual cults work in getting more people to join as well. Which is bonkers.

And no, I don't mind exposing their account and these messages because the account doesn't exist anymore. And I'm using it for a be patient with your favorite bloggers because sometimes we are dealing with a lot of back and forth. And rhe stuff we get in our inboxes from people under anon are generally even more insane and wild. Or trying to be manipulative under the guise of being "jikookers." "Im just like you, but I've seen the light. You should too."

For another example, I've gotten actual messages from taekookers before too. Who don't pretend to be anything other than taekookers. We've had decent conversations as well. The ones who don't try to manipulate and gaslight their way into your inbox usually aren't as crazy, so tracks. I've had some where we shared opinions and walked away nicely agreeing to disagree. I've had some really great conversations that ended even better too. Lol for example, one person who was a tkkr messaged me and their conversations started like this

And our conversation ended like this:

And we still talk too. Pretty sure she is a fully fledged jikooker at this point 😂🤣 maybe she will see this and let me know for sure if she is or not. 👀😂

Lmao but the difference in how the conversations started was telling. And I promise, bloggers can usually tell the genuinely insecure but sincere jikookers from just rhe confused baby armys from the tkkrs (or other shippers) in disguise anons. Lol if any of these secret shippers are hiding around on blogs, please just dont waste your time or mine (or anyone elses.) If you are just trying to convert people into shipping your ship, don't bother. Only do this if you want to legitimately have a genuine conversation and are willing to be open minded about people disagreeing with you.

Yall excuse the grammar and typo/spelling mistakes in these messages. I'm CLEARLY much more relaxed and usually typing in more of a rush in DMs then I do for posts. 🤣🤣 I'm also usually nicer in DMs too unless you drive me insane to this point like above. Lol

Basically just a post to highlight that we aren't dumb. We know what you are doing when you send us messages or anons like these. Lol and to remind everyone else to be patient with us bloggers at times. We really do have all types of conversations all the time 😂

#tkkr discourse #be patient with your favorite bloggers #anons arent always as sneaky as they think they are

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feelingofcontent · 2 years

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DNP Rewatch: Our WORST Dating Experiences

Date video was published: 12/05/2020 (X)

DNP Main Channel Rewatch: 427

The start of the “Phil and Phriends” Stereo shows and SO MANY videos in December 2020. He announced these on December 1. The actual live show was on December 2, so a few days before he got this edited and posted.

Phil’s last collab with Louise on his channel (including Dan) was in 2016, and the only previous video he had with just her was back in 2013.

0:01 - he started doing this little “preview” thing in his December videos

0:22 - Christmas Phil! also, I forgot he did a tiny filmed intro for this one to introduce the Stereo shows. this black shirt and the long quiff...yes

0:39 - he must have recorded this after the live show (or he’s just predicting a “large lol”)

0:45 - always weird to see the mirrored image of him

1:24 - even though it’s mostly Louise saying it and not Phil, an age mention/conversation is strange on Phil’s channel. he doesn’t really talk about how old he is ever

1:49 - I enjoy that Phil put in some of his usual editing touches

2:16 - DNP did not have room for a lot of Christmas decorating with just living in the filming flat at this point. those lights on the plant and the tiny tree (🥺) were about it

2:29 - I enjoy Louise roasting him a bit for that 😂

2:38 - if you didn’t know what Phil was talking about, this would be quite a transition, lol. at least he included a clip of it for some context

2:56 - I feel like Louise was not prepared for Phil’s topics

3:06 - jesus christ...I don’t want to know where Phil comes up with these things

3:26 - Phil looks slightly horrified by that revelation

3:50 - this whole conversation...why

4:25 - I don’t think anyone would have predicted this topic of conversation

5:28 - awww, nice Louise

6:13 - yes, good safety points

6:59 - “maybe two years ago, I would go for the ‘your mum’ joke...” not just two years ago; literally always 😂 also I don’t think Phil quite processed the situation that was being described in that message

7:37 - “I’m a gay” yes Phil; every time he’s so open and casual about it, it makes me so happy for him

7:54 - and he can keep all the stories distinctly pre-university...

8:06 - there was some missed communication ahead of this that Phil was going for “awkward teenage dating”

8:21 - awww, poor Louise that is awkward; and nice Phil!

8:55 - I would not know how to react to that, yikes?

9:54 - oh, poor young Phil

10:18 - Phil’s little smile and glance down at Louise’s engagement 🥺

10:37 - “you don’t know in your 20s and 30s either” Phil cannot relate

10:43 - Phil thumb biting is not a usual video thing. hard maybe to keep track of the audio, what probably felt like a zoom hangout with Louise, and that it’s actually being recorded; a different feeling for him than a usual YouTube video

11:37 - this story gets creepier the more it goes on

12:14 - Louise getting that self-promo in

12:45 - what a plot twist. Phil’s reaction is great. also...WHAT. what would you even say

13:21 - just yikes

13:59 - oh my god, Louise 😂

14:47 - this story had many plot twists too

15:25 - Louise’s face at “do you want to see my blastoise” 😳

15:37 - now she got it, lol

16:02 - Louise not knowing what Pokémon Go was called either. even though she played it!

16:55 - ooo, listening to this live and the hesitation before the Dan mention...it definitely felt like Louise wasn’t sure if that was okay or not

17:02 - she’s thinking of the third Pokémon Go video on the gaming channel. Phil knows exactly where they were and what happened!

17:26 - I would read “getting off with” as much more than “making out” 👀 ...regional/country differences in language are something

18:27 - “if I’m gonna woo this lass” 😂

18:38 - those were very normal air-quotes from Phil...he CAN do them

18:46 - who doesn’t want chocolate?!

19:16 - Louise’s reactions during this whole story are fantastic

19:36 - I’m with Louise cringing here “what did you do?...” oh Phil

20:43 - maybe the girl was like...’please let me babysit with someone else next time’

21:44 - yeah leading off with that so early...maybe not

21:49 - “there’s a time and a place for the foot fetish” -phil lester, 2020

22:00 - this was the “stereo exclusive” bit for the later shows. Phil didn’t quite have it all worked out for this first one, which makes sense

22:34 - I’ve never heard the airports one before, lol

23:30 - yeah, this was the weird news story of the week at the time

24:18 - awww, both of them smiling at those memories

25:14 - oh no; I’m sure Phil felt bad at the time, but at least Louise is laughing about it now

25:59 - oh it must have been really bad

26:39 - Phil with the perfect memory of the gaming video...no clue about this. visual Phil though...he remembers the picture!

26:47 - this google search history is hilarious 😂 the picture Phil wanted here but couldn’t find was from Playlist Live! in 2014

27:16 - sometimes I think Phil makes it a little too weird for Louise. she doesn’t know how to react

27:54 - love any sort of bonus/behind-the-scenes content

28:05 - thumbnail posing is always a laugh to see 😂

28:13 - that did turn into the thumbnail!

29:35 - ooo, scandalous secrets apparently

I don’t think I’ve rewatched this since it was posted. (And I did listen to the Stereo show live as well.) This first show was pretty messy, because the app did not seem prepared for the number of people listening so Phil and/or Louise dropped off a few times. Phil did a good job making it flow together with the editing for the video version!

Dan was also popping out of his cave more (1, 2), which definitely fueled the speculation that he would be one of the Stereo guests.

#dan and phil #dnp #dnpRewatch #amazingphil #phil lester #amazingphil videos #Our WORST Dating Experiences

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yibo-wang · 3 years

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hiii, has someone tagged you in the Choice tag yet? I'm too shy to actually tag you myself, but if you want to do it, maybe consider this ask a tag? :) and if you don't wanna, just ignore this ask! you don't have to respond! have a nice day either way~

ahh hello bb! i just found out (via kareena) what this was actually, so thank you for tagging me! ヽ(o^ ^o)ﾉ I'm so touched by this <3 also please don't be shy im extremely unthreatening sjhdsk

In light of the comeback, let’s have some fun together. I thought this was a great way to get to know each other a bit better! ^8^

tagging: @dulcitoecoco @nyx4 @purplexedhuman @byeonqkwan @byeonggkwan (if you want to 💛 no pressure)

Rules: Answer the questions (if you want to skip one, feel free to do that too of course!). Tag 3 people (or more or less, you choose really). Tag your post with #CHOICE_tag so we can find each others’ posts! Have fun!!

1. Introduce yourself. You choose how much and how little!

Hi hello! (b ᵔ▽ᵔ)b I'm aamna, 21 yr old human disaster lmao. I'm currently a university student, so usually i'm pretty busy with that. the rest of the time i just spend making gifs of stuff that i like or watching dramas.

2. How and when did you become a CHOICE?

i'm a really new choice, i started at the end of feb this year. i got to know who they were mainly because of kareena and pooja posting pictures of them in the mdzsnet discord 😂 im gonna be honest initially it was me just finding jun attractive (pooja has proof of the start of my thirsting lmao) but then i heard donghun, jun and chan's cover of someone you loved and it was so incredible, their voices and the harmonization so i listened to more of their covers before I got sucked in and listened to all their albums in one go sjfjf and here I am four months later with only having a.c.e on repeat al day hahaha.

3. What is your favourite part of being a CHOICE?

Being able to see and hear how amazing ace is. Getting to experience how loving the fandom is. Also the last two weeks?? This is my first comeback and maybe it's because idk much about comebacks in general but I dont think other groups spoil their fans so much. All the photoshoots!! And just generally too, ace gives us so much content, whether it's song covers or almost daily selfies and vlives. I love it!

4. What is your favourite A.C.E song? Do you prefer their title tracks or b-sides more?

Oh this is hard because it's hard choice between undercover and goblin. So I'll just go with both of them. The highnotes and the rap it's so nice I keep on singing them especially undercover, even though I barely know the lyrics 😂 they're extremely catchy.

5. Who’s your bias? What do you like about them?

It's Jun and Chan because right from the first cover I watched, my brain was like himmm—no himmm and it hasnt stopped since.

6. What is your favourite thing about A.C.E?

What's not my favourite thing? They're so funny and hot and talented and I'm only a simple human.

7. Which concept has been your favourite? What kind of concept do you want them to try?

Maybe I'm biased because I get to experience this one but also sirens, shipwrecks, lost princes, vampires they did it all!

8. Which A.C.E friendship is your favourite? Which one do you want to see more of?

wowkwan! they're so adorable and soft with eachother! I really love it. I still havent seen all of their bts videos but the way they understand eachother 🥺

Donghun and Channie! (more hyung and maknae please)

9. If you could tell A.C.E one thing, what would you tell them?

How much they mean to me despite the short amount of time since I've gotten to know them. That they bring me so much happiness and that because of them I became better friends with more people <3

10. Which A.C.E member would die first in a horror movie?

Hdjfjf yep kareena is right, it's definitely jun. He's just jfjfj yep yeah.

11. Leave a small message for your fellow CHOICE!

hello! I haven't really interacted much with choice here because i dont really know anyone but i would love to talk to more people here (especially you anon! ty again for the tag!). I'm pretty shy when it comes to sending asks so if you're better than me at that please come and say hi even if it's on anon.

Comeback pictures were intense, it's been an extremely busy two weeks! and I just know comeback itself will be amazing! And I cant wait for us all to experience it! 💛

#CHOICE_tag #💛💛💛#this was so fun!#.

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kokokabana · 2 years

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𝐥𝐨𝐯𝐞𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐤 𝐠𝐮𝐢𝐝𝐞

✧ Dr Vile ✧ Villain ✧ interests: technology, art, true crime, travel, adrenaline

He’s an actual supervillain, but he’s trying to save the world because the world leaders can’t do it themselves? Is a dating app really the place to look for your partner in crime lol

« 𝐠𝐮𝐢𝐝𝐞 𝐨𝐯𝐞𝐫𝐯𝐢𝐞𝐰

How to read this guide

The choices are portrayed like this: A | B. The one in bold or with an exclamation mark gets you (the most) affection.

Sometimes both choices work! They get you a different dialogue from your match, but you or they give the same amount of emoji reactions, balancing everything out.

Make sure to equip the interest that is about to be unlocked when you fill up that relationship bar! That gives you 15 additional gems. Don’t accept the gems and close the app if you haven’t already.

Message me or comment below if you found something else!

Chat History

Reminder: This route is different from others. Dr. Vile will keep track of how many times you’ve been honest to him and helped him, giving you different dialogues and even bonus scenes (thanks alixennial for telling me!)

#1 Texting

✧ Oh it was more than bravery…😉 | Bravery or curiosity?

✧ I like where this is going – we seem to be quite compatible already! → 🤔 | 🥹!

✧ Literally don’t know what those words mean 😉 | Uh…kind of a lot?

✧ I have accomplished much already, but with someone like you at my side… → 😎! |😮

✧ 1st CG for 180 💎

✧ A rather historic image if I may say so myself. → 😉! | 😳

✧ You can trust me! | Oh I’m not trustworthy AT ALL

✧ Well, I intend to steal it. → 😏! | 😱

✧ In spite of myself…I want to know more! | We’re still talking about the art piece, right? 😏

✧-✧-✧

#2 Texting & First “Date”

✧ Then let’s get out and put them to use! | “Your” heist, not “our” heist

✧ The other one you will place in the back of the entrance → 🫢 | 😏!

✧ looool which events | What?! Why?!

✧ Plant the tracker at the statue (gem choice for 150 💎) | Ditch the tracker in a garbage can

✧ I’ll be in touch soon with something even more fun! → 😫 | 😄!

✧-✧-✧

#3 Texting

✧ Always 😈 | Not sure I approve of your definition of “fun” 😐

✧ Specifically pranks against astronauts → 😄 | 😮!

✧ Well I’m sold | Guess I can make sure you go too far…

✧ I happen to have a number of projects here on the moon → 😍! | 😳

✧ Something DEVILISH did just occur to me… (gem choice for 120 💎) | YEAH DON’T STEAL

✧-✧-✧

#4 Second Date

✧ More like a fancy airship 😉 -> ❤️! | 😳

✧ Let’s indulge our hunger. (gem scene for 150 💎) | Your sweet-talking won’t get to me!

✧ Well I see you’ve made it home safely. -> 🤔! | 😬

✧ I need to tell you about someone named F | Have a good night…

✧-✧-✧

#5 Texting

✧ I don’t regret being with you, but I let my feelings distract me from my personal security protocols -> 😐 | 🥹!

✧ Hold on… I think I just got a letter from F!! 😱 | Well good luck with that

✧ Yes, I will! But… (gem choice for 120 💎) | I’m not getting involved in this. I’m destroying the letter.

✧ Are you threatening me? 😱 | I’m not scared of you.

✧ No! | Maybe it was…

✧ Don’t do it! | Are you for real? 😂

✧-✧-✧

#6 Texting

✧ Yes! Please, let’s talk! | So that “blowing up Lovelink” was an idle threat 🙄

✧ I remember a searing pain as SOMETHING dug into my face and chest -> 😱! | 🤔

✧ I 100% don’t blame you! | Why couldn’t you have worked from the inside?

✧ Hell yeah – don’t let anyone get in your way! (gem choice for 120💎) | That’s an excuse and you know it!

✧-✧-✧

#7 Texting

Nothing.

✧-✧-✧

#8 Texting

Nothing.

✧-✧-✧

#9 Texting

✧ Are you okay? 😳 | Is your base ok?

✧ Ok, let me think of something fun… | I’m a good person!

✧ 2nd GC for 300 💎

✧ Something on your mind? 😂 -> 😳 | 😏!

✧-✧-✧

#10 Texting

✧ I could get used to that title! | Uhh, I’m ok with my normal name thanks

✧ The world feels more exciting, more full of wild possibilities -> 🥹! | 😮

✧ Yes! Together! | XXX

✧ Assistant! I want to have some fun! (gem choice for 120 💎) | I’ll take the lookout position

✧-✧-✧

#11 Texting & Date

✧ Super excited! 🎉 | I was up all night worrying! 😱

✧ It’s what I’ve always wanted (gem choice for 150 💎) | I’m not touching that thing!

✧ Not yet! | YES, IT’S AMAZING!

✧ I did receive a microscope for my tenth birthday that put me in a similar mood -> 🥹! | 🤔

✧-✧-✧

#12 Texting

✧ How’s the LHC? | You see any fun newspaper quotes?

✧ I love you. (gem choice for 120 💎) | Something is blossoming!

✧ I always been super up front and honest with you | You’re being all vague and acting like a jerk

✧ I’m not sure that I can trust you anymore -> 😐 | 😭!

✧ You’re breaking my heart | X

✧-✧-✧

End of Route.

Likes, Reblogs, Tips are always appreciated ☺️

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rhysthepyce · 6 years

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SCARVES 'N HATS! And editing of written works

Hi friends I'm trying to make money to pay for top surgery! I've already got two jobs and I'm doing the best I can but still don't have enough money, and I don't feel comfortable asking for donations without at least offering something in return. Please reblog, share, tell ya friends!

I know. I know. It's early for winter stuff. But look at it this way: if you get it now you don't have to worry about it later! Also I have time to make them now?

I can do any pride flag colors or combinations of up to three random colors in horizontal stripes, just message me to specify how you'd like it to look!

Hats are going to be $25 plus shipping, can be slouchy or not, pom-pomed or not

Scarves will be $40 plus shipping. I can also include tassels if you all like those.

Both together will be $55 plus shipping.

I'm not going through eBay or any of those sites because many add selling fees, which would make it more expensive, or require me to have them already done, and then I might be stuck with a shit ton of scarves and hats if no one wants them. So I will tell anyone who buys them the final cost (with shipping) once I ship them and ask for payment then, and we'll just have to trust each other to not be dicks I guess? :/ pls pay me if I send you a hat. Promise I will send and give you all tracking info.

Anyway, here's an example of a slouchy hat. Very good and warm. Fits my smallish head and would fit a large head. Also would sell this one if anyone wants it but like it's been on my head so I'm prepared to keep it too 😂 If anyone wants it it's only 15 for the test hat.

I'll also edit any sort of written work for $.50 a page (a page if it's .12 times new Roman single spaced, I think that's like 1,500 words or so). I get good grades on my essays so my writing is definitely decent, and I've taken some classes in English grammar too.

And if anyone is just super generous and wants to make a donation my PayPal is paypal.me/RhysThePyce. Also where to send payments for any knitted goods.

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badassxbirdy · 2 years

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Edit: Theme is being edited, so please excuse any mess. Navigation links are in the bio.

May Activity Update (Pinned)

It’s a new month, which means it’s time once again for the monthly activity update! These posts help me to keep track of what the frick I’ve been doing, particularly when tumblr breaks or the brainfog strikes. This update only includes things posted and/or drafted in April, and the first two days of May. Things prior to this month can be found over on my thread tracker (here).

The full activity update (along with OOC house keeping) is below the cut. Bolded text = links.

For the new folks: If you want to see all IC interactions without the other stuff, click here. If you’d like to start something new, I have opens, a wishlist tag, memes, or you can add Ty on Wire.

Discord is available on request, or you can just message me here saying “WHAT UP, NERD” if you’d like to chat.

Now onto the update! We’re starting with the OOC stuff this month, as there’s a few things folks should be aware of.

OOC housekeeping:

I’m staying with family for a bit. If all goes according to plan I’ll be home on the 18th, but until then I’ll be on mobile only access. As always, mobile posts will be tagged to enable blocking if the formatting becomes annoying on the dash.

I believe most people who were caught up in the blog deletions have had their accounts restored, but to make sure I don’t lose contact with folks, I’ve made a discord for RP related things. Right now I only use it for OOC chats, but I’m open to RPing on there if preferred for some interactions. Username: badassxbirdy#8352

There’s also Wire for IC texts. Username is the same as here, badassxbirdy.

The about page has been updated at last! A good amount of that old one was written yeaaaars ago, so some changes were very much needed. If anyone spots typos, please let me know.

A new relationships page is on the way, and I’ll of course post about it when it’s finished. The current (basic bitch) page will stay up until then.

The theme is being edited, so if you see that it looks gross right now, NO YOU DON’T.

Threads, replies, and other IC interactions:

How many fingers am I holdin’ up? (drafted) - @normallyxstranger (Tabitha)

😡 with Dylan (drafted) - @normallyxstranger

Jonathan meets Hyde!Ty (drafted) - @harkcr

“You aren’t supposed to be here.” (drafted) - @razorfst

Protective meme (drafted) - @lcbcshcart

Tyler is here to interfere! (link) - @demcnsinmymind

Tyler sees the drawings. 👀 (link) - @nightiingaled (Proteus)

Trying to help. (link)- @normallyxstranger (Casey)

Investigating the park. (link) - @the-immortals-assistant

A banishment gone wrong (link) - @normallyxstranger (Victor)

Car trouble (link) - @demcnsinmymind

Being a little shit at the bar (link) - @blutschatten

Acrobatic injuries (link) - @indyflanery

Witness protection (link) - @the-immortals-assistant

Vampires are the worst (link) - @ignisxcor (Ethena)

*Innocent whistling* (link) - @tobeblamed

At the hospital (link) - @omniishambles (Eddie&Venom)

Graveyard meme (link) - @bluemondys

Jail cell (link) - @nightiingaled (Killian)

Bby!Ty being extremely awkward (link) - @normallyxstranger (Jamie)

In need of caffeine (link) - @unbearablyindifferent

Very important popcorn discussions. 😂 (link) - @normallyxstranger (Mason)

The peanut gallery (link) - @diicktective

The pot and the kettle. (link) - @nightiingaled (Proteus)

Goldfish theory? Goldfish Theory. (link) - @ignisxcor (Damon)

Making their getaway (link) - @derschwarzeengel

Church/priest discussions (link) - @derschwarzeengel

Headcanon, dash games, and assorted silliness:

Ty’s birthday shenanigans! Featuring silliness and OTP feels. (link) Thanks to @normallyxstranger, @demcnsinmymind, @derschwarzeengel, and @nightiingaled! ❤️

Does Tyler consider herself to be brave? (link)

Ty’s reckless behaviour. (link)

Dash game: Character Voice (link)

Dash game: how do you feel in love? (link)

Incorrect quotes: KilliTy edition (link)

Making fun of her emotional support darklighter: link, link, and link. Apparently she wanted to pick on Damon a lot this month. 😂

I think that’s everything! If I’ve missed an ask, reply, etc, please do let me know. Stay safe, and don’t forget to hydrate your flesh prison. ❤️

— Em

#activity update #pinned post #badassxqueue

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badassxbirdy · 2 years

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Edit: The theme and pages are currently being edited. Please excuse the mess!

April Activity Update (Pinned)

It’s the 1st of the month, which means it’s time once again for the monthly activity update! These posts help me to keep track of what the frick I’ve been doing, particularly when tumblr breaks or the brainfog strikes. This update only includes things posted and drafted in March. I’m hoarding drafts like a dragon until everything is done, so the links will be updated accordingly once those are posted! Anything prior to this month can be found over on my thread tracker (here).

The full activity update (along with OOC house keeping) is below the cut. Bolded text = links.

If you want to see all IC interactions without the other stuff, click here. If you’d like to start something new, I have opens, a wishlist tag, or you can hit up the memes. Alternatively you can just message me to say “WHAT UP, NERD” if you’d like to chat.

Now onto the update!

Threads, replies, and other IC interactions:

“How many fingers am I holdin’ up?” with Tabitha (drafted) - @normallyxstrange

Banishment gone wrong starter for Victor (drafted) - @normallyxstrange

Car trouble (drafted) - @demcnsinmymind

Swift and Ty are the peanut gallery. (drafted, because you know she has to respond. 😂) - @diicktective

Knife throwing/circus talk with Mason (drafted) - @normallyxstrange

Ty finds drunk Damon (link) - @ignisxcor

Acrobatic injuries (link) - @indyflanery

Investigating the theme park (link) - @the-immortals-assistant

Tyler is here to interfere! (link) - @demcnsinmymind

Ty is BIG MAD with Dylan (link) - @normallyxstrange

Pinky promise (link) - @derschwarzeengel

Damon and bby!Ty make their escape (link) - @derschwarzeengel

Human!Ty and FBI!Fish (link) - @the-immortals-assistant

Tyler has the giggles (link) - @demcnsinmymind

Ty and Carla are actual children. ☠️ (link) - @normallyxstrange

“You aren’t supposed to be here.” (link) - @razorfst

Being a little shit at the bar (link) - @blutschatten

Drevyn and Ty failing to get along. 😂 (link) - @drkroots

“Are you following me?” with Jamie (link) - @normallyxstrange

“I was just trying to help” with Casey (link) - @normallyxstrange

“Get down!” with Mason (link) - @normallyxstrange

Crash aftermath with Eddie & Venom (link) - @omniishambles

Jonathan meets Hyde!Ty (link) - @harkcr

Ty is (as always) concerned about Mel (link) - @nightiingaled

“What’s the largest coffee you can legally give me?” (link) - @unbearablyindifferent

💬 meme (link) - @diicktective

Meeting Teine (link) - @timelxrd-victorious

Tarot reading with Jewel (link) - @drkroots

Surprise starter for Killian because of certain gifs. 👀 (link) - @nightiingaled

Strange compliments and a confused Tyler (link) - @ofspaceandmyths

Tyler is concerned about Proteus and his caffeine intake (link) - @nightiingaled

Assorted silliness:

Tyler is scarier than Thanatos. RIP anyone who upsets Mel. 😂

Incorrect quotes: TyMel edition

Even more evidence of Tyler being a cat (link)

And of course, various dash commentaries. Because the only person who talks even more than Tyler does is me. 😂

OOC Housekeeping:

Health related things took an unexpected turn this month, which has resulted in more time in bed than usual. Some replies will be coming straight from mobile, so block the tag “mobile post: em’s on the move” if the mobile formatting gets annoying. That also means more of the joys of brain fog, so please bear with me. 😅

I now have a content warnings page showing everything I’m currently tagging. If there’s anything you would like me to add, please let me know. I’m happy to do so, that’s why one or two of them are oddly specific lol.

I’m determined to get all my links/tags fixed in the coming week, as well as adding a couple of new timeline tags. THE MISSION CONTINUES.

I believe that’s everything! Let me know if I’ve missed a message, reply, etc. Stay safe, lovely people!

- Em

#activity update

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