#idm if

[ahsteria]

office mug

#anti capitalist propaganda etc etc #martyrable #u can repost 2 other platforms idm #w creds tho pls #originals #mine #star

[miss-floral-thief]

Well ateast the generic dollar store of Imodium was like 4 bucks versus 13 tho also treated myself to

Some

Smarties/gum

#and tic tacs #to with the six pack of Dr Pepper it was like 23 bucks oof #at least it all fits #idm if #I have them to #circle all #the way around to the gas station for their Mac #this bbq Hawaiian katsu place also #has Mac salad but I don’t wanna go too often #711 #1:9 #$-: #pizza but not as much cherry Vanilla Coke - #options lol oh well #but parents will get uptight and call #at like 6pm #lol #personalice

[tgcg]

tell your loved ones

-- turntechGodhead [TG] began pestering ectoBiologist [EB] at 12:01 --

TG: hey im on the john

JOHN: hey, dave is taking a dump.

TG: taking a shit just so were clear

JADE: jeez!!!!!!! even when im not online i have to hear about it

TG: i know you care so youre first to know

JOHN: i'm just giving you a heads up for the bajillion messages you will definitely have about this when you get home.

EB: god, thank you. that is awesome. dave fans everywhere are gonna go NUTS for this truth nugget.

EB: hey, i am at the store with jade!

TG: tell her the news

EB: i did as soon as you first pinged me, don't worry.

TG: hell yeah see you just fucking get it

JADE: well tell him i say congrats!

EB: she says congrats.

EB: also that you left your "yeah! woo!" machine at her place.

EB: and that you are gross and smell like a dog took a dump on a fart even when you aren't crapping during our conversations.

TG: goddamn

EB: jk that last bit was me heheh. but she nodded!

EB: so anyways, a yeah woo machine?

EB: what the hell even IS that?

JADE: its more or less a machine that yeahs and woos

TG: its basically a machine that yeahs and woos

EB: ok, yeah, that is pretty much exactly what jade said too. apparently this is supposed to be obvious.

JADE: its pretty self explanatory!

TG: pretty self explanatory stuff

TG: anyways im gonna tell karkat this time i think im ready for that

EB: oh shit (LOL), that's a pretty big deal, right? good luck dude.

--

-- turntechGodhead [TG] began pestering carcinoGeneticist [CG] at 12:03 --

TG: ok karkat can i be unbelievably candid with you is dj crabapple ready for this

TG: this is a really big deal for me but like no pressure

CG: SHIT, IS EVERYTHING OK?

CG: DO I NEED TO COME OVER THERE.

TG: no no its good i just really need to confess something

CG: WHATEVER IT IS, TELL ME. I'M HERE.

TG: alright

TG: deep breath strider

--

TG: im dropping mad logs like bars in the ablution block vantas

TG: shit is on fire

TG: downright heretical like a shat outta hell

TG: and since im feeling penitent i figure our pesterlogs are pretty much akin to a confessional booth right

CG:

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-- tentacleTherapist [TT] began pestering turntechGodhead [TG] at 12:04 --

TT: Hey Dave.

TT: Are you, by any chance, taking a shit right now?

TG: damn word spreads fast on the information superhighway

TT: Yes, I have had the news forwarded to me via this bountiful virtual dimension of knowledge and culture we call the World Wide Web by a fellow enthusiast, one ectoBiologist.

TT: Frankly I'm heartbroken you didn't come to me about it first.

TT: Please, divulge to your loving sister the nature of your bowel movements, in exhaustive detail. Highlights in a notarized list, an overall ranking grade of your experience, whether you would recommend it to your friends, et cetera. These would be among my most pertinent avenues of inquiry.

TG: you were next on the mailing list rose im already on it

TG: boutta weave a verbal tapestry no holds barred just for you about my rambunctious foray down in brown town

TG: stay tubed

TT: Thank god. I don't know what I would do if I couldn't peruse your commodal follies like the morning gazette.

TG: dont act like this has educational value rose

TG: we all know my daily bullshit has got a laugh track

TG: like damn what kind of gazettes are you getting

TT: The best kind, Dave. Only the best kind.

TG: thanks for the vote of confidence

TG: wait gimme a sec karkat pinged

TT: Of course. I understand it's quite a big deal for you.

--

CG: OK.

CG: SINCE THIS APPARENTLY SKIRTS THE FRESHEST BUDS OF OUR BRO-DOM'S BURGEONING FROND NUB, I *ALSO* HAVE SOMETHING IMPORTANT TO SHARE.

CG: I HOPE YOUR REFLECTIVE ABLUTION VAULT IS STOCKED WITH FUCKING RUMBLESPHERE TRANQUILIZERS, BECAUSE THIS EXCHANGE IS ABOUT TO GET SHITHIVE MAGGOTS.

CG: LISTEN CAREFULLY.

TG: whats up

--

CG: I AM ALSO ON THE LOAD GAPER RIGHT NOW.

TG: oh shiiit

CG: DON'T UNCLENCH YOUR EXPLOSIVE FUCKING SEED FLAP JUST YET, BECAUSE THERE'S *MORE*!

CG: I AM *ALSO* TAKING A CRAP.

TG: oh shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit

CG: OH SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT

#dave strider #karkat vantas #davekat #homestuck #john egbert #rose lalonde #jade harley #june egbert #j egbert #comix #tell your loved ones #idm if this isnt rly well written i just did it 2 make myself giggle

[rennenaway]

I mean

I'm not wrong?

#francis mosses #thats not my neighbor #tnmn #Kisses for all the artists who draw him as the pathetic middle aged guy he is #Mwah mwah #But like i see this so often #It's mainly the Doppelgänger fanarts who are like crazy yandere-fied #Which idm they're supposed to be that way i think #But like there's so much fanfic with this guy being the absolutes 'alpha male' ever #Which is so funny cause look at him #He just wants to sleep #Also can't believe that these shitposts do better than my actual art

[smiggles]

A compilation of tips ive made per request of others

#tutorial #resources #reference #you can repost or use these however you want idm #smigglesart

[kishdoodles]

Happy New Year! My yearly Davesprite is here to usher in 2024... it's been a quite the 2023! This also marks 10 years since I started this tradition... yippee!!!

I made the piece this year listening to @toontitsgoopbrain's davesprite tracks (give them a listen they're really good!)

2023 has been on the quieter side for me, nonetheless I'm overwhelmed by the support I've had during it anyways. Thanks to everyone who stuck around!

2023 | 2022 | 2021 | 2020 | 2019 | 2018 | 2017 | 2016 | 2015 | 2014

#art #Feel free to rb the other years too btw idm!!! #davesprite #hs #homestuck #homestuck fanart #hs fanart #personal diary in tags again #AGUGUGHHH THIS PIECE GAV EME SO MUCH GRIEF #suppose its expected i was really ambitious STILLL AUUUGHHH #anws the prompt and themes were from @/parasiteking hi arctic #i wasnt given an exact just some things to think about for davesprite n the tunes rly set the stage so to speak #im not happy but im satisfied enough w the piece. i hope this bodes well for my 2024 #ah wells hope yalls enjoy this

[fudgecake-charlie]

In no way canon to secret life whatsoever, i just wanted to draw a background in aggie and felt self indulgent

cropped ver:

#secret life smp #slsmp #desert duo #grian #goodtimeswithscar #what can i say. i'm insane about them right now #the wheelchair is so not accurate (the seat is too short) BUT i had a fun time referencing this e-trike wheelchair so idm lol #aggie.io my beloved <3 #no close ups— too small to put real detail into the characters but its ok i've already put around three hours into this thing somehow #art out the oven #edit: added a cropped version actually i was lying /lh not a closeup but still

[fourteentheart]

Every time I see that particular photo floating around I'm reminded "Oh yeah, I want to draw Gaius and the Werlyt kids like that" and forget. Until today!

I've been wanting to draw this one since last summer. 😭

#ffxiv #gaius baelsar #sorrow of werlyt #allie baelsar #alfonse baelsar #ricon baelsar #rex baelsar #milisandia baelsar #all the baelsars that's their official last name in the books ok #ace scribbles #idm if you hate gaius and/or sow but be nice if you write anything in the tags lmao i do see it!

[living404]

wow what two normal good friends i sure do hope nothing bad ever happens to them

#the suckening #jrwi fanart #emizel tucker #soda jrwi #theo jrwi #fizzfangs #can be read as platonic or romantic idm #theyre a silly bunch

[achillean-knight]

Part 1 - Part 2 Here you go, the final part. This is for you, Anon's who requested the continuation of this JKHGDSHGS

#long post #comic? #fnaf #five nights at freddy's #five nights at freddy's ruin #fnaf ruin #fnaf help wanted 2 #help wanted 2 #still gonna tag this as HW2 spoilers bc idfk #HW2 #help wanted 2 spoilers #hw2 spoilers #mask bot #bonnie bully #bonnie bro #michael afton #this is finally done #I wanna draw this one ask requested by an anon that has Mask Bot in it but then I'm probably gonna retire from drawing him JKJHGFHDS #This was just got the fun of it folks #idm if the theory of the bonnie bully being mask bot is busted by canon #but I like it so I played along with it nyehhee #As I said in one of my other posts #I am a sucker for tragedy #my art #jeremy fitzgerald #my fnaf au art

[anaxe]

making accidents on purpose

#animation #myart #video #musicvideo #animated #sfx #music #mymusic #electronic #idm #experimental #fx #vfx #blender #3d

[disease]

APHEX TWIN in THE WIRE [NOV 2003]

#aphex twin #richard d james #IDM #techno #00s #the wire magazine #editorial #music #u

[daz4i]

it’s kinda funny that dazai is here too like he is very much already in jail you do know that right. i don’t think he is wanted anymore

#boo nobody wants you 😔 #dan watches bsd #bsd spoilers #do i need to tag these posts as spoilers btw like do any of my followers care abt that. idm either way just lmk

[windows144]

I am fixating again, now i finally have a reason to use this blog

#marble hornets #mh masky #mh hoodie #tim wright #mh #arttag #masky's jacket was drawn without ref so it is Not correct. at all. apologies #Also the 1st one didnt rly have ship intent behind it but idm if you tag it as such!! :p

[lilowoof]

splatoon 3 and those they/them octo pussies, eh?

#splatoon #splatoon 3 #octoling #shiver #dedf1sh #acht #I could have sworn dedfish was using they/them waaaay back from art book notes but also. could have just been a head canon #it's funny. IDM ppls headcannons on any of the characters or their pronouns but #dedfish is the only one who I kinda recoil when ppl use she/her in a cis way. IDK WHY it irks me so much #but to each their own. call em how you wanna! #also they both have cheeto hands. like. just non binary thingssss #art of pigs

[minalots]

Lovestruck!

#vashwood #trigun #trigun stampede #wolfwood #nicholas d. wolfwood #tristamp #vash #vash the stampede #da gallery #get you someone that looks at you with so much love like vash #ww is barely holding it together he’s acting all pissy n mumbling complaints #but he’s so head over heels and absolutely has no idea how to regulate his feelings #go listen to monsune - outta my mind for this drawing will ya #edit: i did not intentionally put flags in this BUT idm if y’all spot any lol it’s cool with me #just so happened the overlays made some colors look like it teehee