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Sam is one of those people who thinks chocolate milk comes from brown cows and you cannot convince me otherwise.

#considering there’s magic and you can have a Dino they should lol #tho wouldn’t be surprised if there was a mod for it

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Couple of overall wearing nerds right here

Decided to romance Maru for my first Stardew game. I’m currently in my second year and having a really great time playing lately. Looking forward to seeing where it goes.

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kinda tiny 1.6 sdv spoilers !!

i got real excited when i thought we could possibly make trouts race each other ... didn't even question the logistics of it all because it's stardew .......

besides that jia destroyed the competition and is enjoying their new wall decor!

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You don't understand this is PEEK comedy to me😭😭

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lmao Willy

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I need more doomed Yuri. Not doomed in the sense that like their relationship won’t work out but like…doomed by circumstance. Doomed by fate. Doomed because they loved each other so strongly, so violently, so transcendently that everything else is destroyed by the force of it.

I want Yuri that’s doomed but the love persists so viciously that it dooms everyone. I want Shakespearean levels of tragedy Yuri.

I want Yuri that that is feral and untamable. I want Yuri that is beautiful and terrifying and ferocious. Yuri that annihilates anything and everything that dares stand in its way.

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Behold a story of companionship

Of loss

Of discovery

Of hope

Of betrayal

Of disappointment

Of crime

Of forgiveness and the desire to make things right

The end

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This is what peak performance looks like.

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my horny ass could NOT be a construction worker

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thesis/antithesis/synthesis

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“i want hunter x hunter to come off hiatus”. well i want an end to global warmning 😑

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@hiyari8

#oh neat (i guess by her design she's another vtuber?)

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Imagine being such a pathetic incel loser you are being roasted in multiple languages.

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I was talking about my type in men and my 65 year old coworker said 'oh you like you some little princess boys'

I'm never going to come back from that

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Tho i circled around to see if the stop sign was fixed but didn’t notice it but I guess that might mean it’s gone

#personalice #too bad there’s not a twitter rather than just a FixIt app #so #we would n #know about public updates #bc someone always makes a post on the #subreddit everytime they see a cop car lol