most Persona 3 post-canon content that takes place in an everyone-lives AU is pretty fluffy and largely ignores the implications of various characters being alive and well, which makes perfect sense, but i think we are all missing out on a vital piece of characterization and humor which, to me, is a staple of post-canon everyone-lives Persona 3 content: Milking Your Death For Everything It's Worth.
examples.
Akihiko, moving furniture down from his dorm room: Can I get some help over here?
Shinjiro, not standing or even looking up from his magazine: Can I get the several months of my life that I was in a coma back.
Akihiko: [finishes moving furniture in silence]
Junpei: Hey, hold up, those are my leftovers, you can't eat them!
Minato, deadpan: I died for your sins.
Junpei: Don't... don't forget to use the sauce I put in the cupboard...
Yukari, at the theater: Let's mix it up and watch this romantic drama.
Mitsuru: I would prefer to see this foreign film...
Fuuka: Oh, personally, I'd really like to see this comedy...
Kotone: [clears her throat] When I briefly became part of the Great Seal, I thought I would never get the chance to see another--
Yukari: FINE WE'LL WATCH ANOTHER HORROR FLICK JUST STOP BRINGING IT UP
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"fish is a technically incorrect term we use as an important umbrella to describe our grouping of various marine animals, so there's nothing wrong with colloquially calling them fish"
*cheering*
"lots of things we call nuts are only nuts in the culinary sense and are not true botanical nuts even though a lot of them are basically identical and it'd be meaningless to stop calling them nuts"
*confused cheering*
"furry is a useful umbrella term for several different things and you can justifiably call it a fursona even if it doesn't have fur, because the underlying idea is the same"
*angrily throwing rocks at me even though I'm right*
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No but Hoodlum spending his entire life thinking the reason he was obsessed with cool strong rebellious men was because he wanted to be like them, until that specific moment when Brawler makes him (blush and) realise that NO, THAT'S HIS TYPE. HE'S OBSESSED WITH THEM IN A DIFFERENT WAY.
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Forget about Byler kiss in S5E5, I'm a Byler kiss in S5E2 truther. Because 5+2=7 and the roll, it was a seven. The demogorgon. It got me.
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RTC HEADCANSONS OMGG
n e ways rtc is consuming my left brain as korn and homestuck overtake the right!!! headcanons timeee
Ocean:
i believe in scruffy ocean, she def has a hooked nose, freckles and slightly messy hair despite how well she tries to keep it neat. sje also has braces..
shes a QUEER!! probs unsure of jer gender but too ashamed to try and figure it out, (ocean x constance real)
she hates blueberries, i can't explain why she just does
shes 5'7!!!!!!!! tall!!!!!!!!!!!!!1!1
she plays the violin and many other string instrument
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Constance!!
she made rhe whole choir bracelets, despite how msnytimes mischa breaks jis on accident sje always makes him a new one.
one side of her jair fades into purple dye and the other blue, her glasses r FAKE!!!!
also her and Noel r besties and she absolutely adores hearing about Monique when she gets rhe chance
lesbian.
she really reallt really really really really likes Clairo and Car Seat headrest.. a lottttt
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JANE THE SWEETHEART (or Penny) ((or Savannah))
in the attic room thingy, as jane, she had detached puppet strings on her elbows, knees and neck
agender, pansexual Jane real
her and Ricky r in love cuz i absolutely adore spacedolls theyre so cute im gonja sob i oove them smm :3
(i exist in fhe au where rhey all get brought back to life) Jane learned how to bake bc of constance and shes not bad at it. also after she got brouhjt back she kept the name Jane and Savannah
Mischas like a big brother to her def!!
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Noel (aka me)
he loves strawberries soooooo much but hates cherries, theyre rhe only red fruit he wont eat.
sometimes he'll "preform" as Monique for Constance. he also talks about his fantasies wirh Ricky like 'my oc aants to be friends with your oc!!!!' type shit and now there's a Monique zolar catwoman-man
hes genderfluid and gay, doesnt care what pronouns ppl call him
guys pls Noel wouldn't like Will Wood or any music like that.. maybe 70s music like Abba and sometimes 80s but he listens to French music c'mon yall
whejever mischa switches 2 Ukrainian, Noel switches to French and they both steadily pick up on words in the languages from eachothe r
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Mischaaaaa
HE IS NOT MUSCULAR PLEADE🙁🙁🙁 HES NOT SKINNY EITHER HES LIKE IN BETWEEN IDK HOW TO EXPLAIN
he listens to Lana Del Rey occasionally bc shes the only English speaking artist Talia likes. also after they all got brought back yo life (let me dream.) he finally saved up and brougjt Talia to Canada
cries slightly everytime he breaks one of constances bracelets, he feels bad everytime but constance doesjt mind at all. mischa is the #1 every choir member defender (even ocean but he doesnt show it)
BISEXUALITY🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
reads rickys stories about his silly off brand David Bowie (the silly space age bachelor man) ((thjs one is inspired by another post i saw I don't remember the og creator im sorryty))
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last but not least Ricky!! (also me fr)
he/they pronouns usually but slso uses a lotttt of space related neo prns
him and Constance take care of the cats the choir own
HE ADORESSSS 60S-80S POP MUSIC AND JUST DJFJEJFJ AHHHHH🙁🙁 jes rhe average ziggy stardust enjoyer
hardly cries.. like at all, also he lightly tapped Ocean with his crutches(?) once and she freaked out (idk what the things je usss r called im sorry)
for some strange reason hes very medically talented??? like for no reason at all. and his fave Homestuck character is Eridan and Nepeta
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