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I am replaying dual destinies in chronological order because I did not remember that game well and I have to say ...Apollo has some gal being like " yOu aRe lEtTing a convicted murderer prosecute this is insane ??" . Not because he isn't right , he absolutely is, everyone else is just out of their minds but like ...Apollo was raised in a military dictatorship with his adopted dad being a former lawyer/ current active rebellion leader who has an entire crew of men practising gorilla warfair or whatever . His adopted brother had Undescribed magic powers . Apollo himself has Undescribed magical powers and a magic bracelet . He got a job as a lawyer in a perfectly normal office only for his first client ever to take over his job and imprison his boss who was revealed to be an actual freak . He now works for said ex alcoholic client and his immediate boss is a 15 year old magician . He may not know it but his magician boss is his equally magic sister . The case he is currently engaged in featuring said murder man involves magical demons of legend that everyone thinks as real and judging by the fact that ghosts and magic powers do indeed exist who says tenma taro wasn't for real either?

All I'm saying is , my guy , a convicted felon in court is one of the least weird things that's ever happened to you .

#ace attorney #he's trying SO HARD to be the most normal sane person ever and he's failing at all levels #He so desperately wants this to be the most insane thing in his life #So he can have some sort of bond with the court crowd #He doesn't even need to meet them he just needs them to know that he's as flabbergasted as they are #His friends all have lie detecting skills somewhere in their arsenal kit. #He can't be normal around them #BUT THE REGULAR PERSON #He's gaslighting everyone he ever meets into think he had a normal upbringing #Living vicariously through the perceptions normal people have of him #this got really rambly I just love the fact that Apollo's life is so fucking insane #and he STILL acts like some fucking guy

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playing dual destinies for the first time. apollo got blown up in court and then the very next day someone tried to kill him with a rock, also in court. and when he says he's taking some time off work his coworkers are like wtf... pussy... it's cause you're always in that damn jacket

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Apollo didn’t even need his bracelet for this one

#ace attorney

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your honor im obsessed with them

#ace attorney

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Don't forget to Click for Palestine today!!

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since the old version of this post was flagged for 'adult content'...

reblog this post if your account is a trans safe space or owned by a trans person!

along with that, reblog if your account is a trans non-binary spectrum safe space or owned by someone on the trans enby spectrum!

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#ace attorney

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when the sun hits ☀️🌧️

#apollo justice

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i finally found some time to doodle him bleugh

#apollo justice #I'm in love with him

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It is now my head cannon that if someone doesn't have a confirmed backstory, I think they've lived the most normal life possible. because if Apollo's backstory is ALL OF THAT and he is STILL just some fucking guy then it would be absolutely hilarious to have some of the more insane characters have the most basic bitch backstories. I'm talking normal loving parents and maybe even a dog. Do you see the vision.

#apollo justice #ace attorney #this is mostly a shitpost but please tell me you understand #I'm new to the fandom but I haven't seen anyone have this take yet #I'm currently still watching a dual destinies lets play #and I haven't touched anything of SOJ #I just know Apollo goes through it

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thought i was done with the dmc/sonic au but i had a revelation

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khura'in lawyerrrr

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by talos this can’t be happening is a mandela effect because the actual phrase is by the gods this can’t be happening and i’ve never heard anyone say the former in game

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I made a little Polly to remind me to take my Testosterone

But he’s a multitalented little guy!!

He can encourage you to take care of yourself in any way you need!!

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Since the r-slur is making a comeback (you know, the word that starts with R, has six letters, and ends in D), I'm gonna make a little PSA:

Yes, it's an ableist slur.

Terms like "asshat," "head-up-ass," "up their own ass," and "high on their own farts" exist. There's also words like crap, dogshit, half-assed, assclown, and chucklefuck. And on the less vulgar side, there are terms like ridiculous, nonsense, train wreck, pointless, insipid, self-absorbed, pretentious, annoying, boring, contemptible, vile, and disgusting.

Substituting words like restarted, poptarted, brain damaged, smoothbrain, etc. is still ableist, because either 1. you obviously still mean the r-word, or 2. you're still using disability as an insult.

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I’m in love with this gif. The way the cat is tucked in and kneads the air. How they immediately reaches for the teddy bear. How it’s lodged into the cat lovingly. The way the cat holds it. The face. The face the cat makes squished up against the toy. The way the cat grips it. The cat looking back on the audience at the end. I could stare at this gif for an hour straight and still be enraptured by it. Fucking Cozy.gif