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skellydun · 1 year
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my new vacuum got delivered to my apartment and the rush of excitement that hit me upon unpacking it really lets me know that i'm old
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gizmos-prompts · 1 year
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Dialogue Prompts 4
Based off lyrics from the album Speak Now by Taylor Swift
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1. "Do you remember we were sitting there by the water?"
2. "You made a rebel of a careless man's careful daughter"
3. "You are the best thing that's ever been mine"
4. "We got nothing figured out"
5. "Do you remember all the city lights on the water?"
6. "I'll never leave you alone"
7. "I remember how we felt sitting by the water"
8. "Every time I look at you it's like the first time"
9. "You're the kind of reckless that should send me running"
10. "Meet me in the pouring rain"
11. "I see sparks fly whenever you smile"
12. "My mind forgets to remind me, you're a bad idea"
13. "Just keep on keeping your eyes on me"
14. "I'm captivated by you baby, like a firework show"
15. "I'm sorry for that night"
16. "It turns out freedom ain't nothing but missing you"
17. "If we loved again, I swear i'd love you right"
18. "I'd go back in time and change it, but I can't"
19. "This is surely not what you thought it would be"
20. "Don't say yes, run away now"
21. "I know you wish it was me. You wish it was me, don't you?"
22. "Let's run away now"
23. "I lived in your chess game but you changed the rules everyday"
24. "I see it all now that you're gone"
25. "Don't you think I was too young to be messed with?"
26. "I should've known"
27. "Maybe it's me and my blind optimism to blame"
28. "Maybe it's you and your sick need to give love and take it away"
29. "I look back in regret when I ignored when they said, run as fast as you can"
30. "I see it all now, it was wrong"
31. "Don't you think nineteens too young to be played by your dark, twisted games when I loved you so?"
32. "You are an expert at sorry and keeping lines blurry"
33. "All you're ever gonna be is mean"
34. "I'll never impress you"
35. "I just wanna feel okay again"
36. "All you are is mean, and a liar, and pathetic, and alone in life, and mean"
37. "I used to think one day, we'd tell the story of us"
38. "I used to know my place was a spot next to you"
39. "So many things that I wish you knew"
40. "Is it killing you like it's killing me?"
41. "How'd we end up this way?"
42. "I'm scared to see the ending"
43. "Why are we pretending this is nothing?"
44. "This is looking like a contest of who can act like they care less"
45. "I liked it better when you were on my side"
46. "It's so quiet in the world tonight"
47. "I won't let nobody hurt you, won't let no one break your heart"
48. "I just realized everything I have is someday gonna be gone"
49. "I wish I'd never grown up"
50. "I don't wanna grow up"
51. "All I can say is it was enchanting to meet you"
52. "Who do you love?"
53. "Please don't be in love with someone else"
54. "Please don't have somebody waiting on you"
55. "I underestimated just who I was dealing with"
56. "She underestimated just who she was stealing from"
57. "She's not a saint and she's not what you think"
58. "There is nothing I do better than revenge"
59. "Do you still feel like you know what you're doing? Cause I don't think you do"
60. "Come on, show me how much better you are"
61. "I guess you really did it this time"
62. "Who you are is not where you've been"
63. "Who you are is not what you did"
64. "Everyone of us has messed up too"
65. "I hope you remember today is never too late to be brand new"
66. "Come on, come on, don't leave me like this"
67. "I thought I had you figured out"
68. "You're all I wanted"
69. "I still mean every word I said to you"
70. "You told me you loved me, so why did you go away?"
71. "I never planned on you changing your mind"
72. "Remember this moment"
73. "One day, we'll be remembered"
74. "Remember this feeling"
75. "I had the time of my life fighting dragons with you"
76. "I had the time of my life with you"
77. "Don't you worry your pretty little mind"
78. "Life makes love look hard"
79. "I don't care, cause right now, you're mine"
80. "They can't take what's ours"
81. "I know that we could work it out somehow"
82. "I know people change and these things happen"
83. "I just want it back the way it was before"
84. "I take it all back now"
85. "I always forget to tell you, I love you"
86. "I loved you from the very first day"
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backslashdelta · 3 years
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Glee Soundtrack Rating Project Results: 1908jmd
@1908jmd
Favourite character: Blaine Anderson
Least favourite character: Will Schuester
Favourite season: Undecided - one of the first three
Least favourite season: Season 6
Mean song rating: 4.92
Mean song rating for favourite character's songs: 7.64
Mean song rating for favourite character's solos: 8.92
Mean song rating season 1: 4.72
Mean song rating season 2: 4.74
Mean song rating season 3: 5.19
Mean song rating season 4: 5.02
Mean song rating season 5: 5.66
Mean song rating season 6: 3.62
Songs rated: 689
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[ID: A bar chart titled Number of songs assigned each rating by 1908jmd, illustrating the number of times each score was assigned to a song by 1908jmd. 10 was assigned 69 times, 9 was assigned 42 times, 8 was assigned 59 times, 7 was assigned 67 times, 6 was assigned 41 times, 5 was assigned 100 times, 4 was assigned 46 times, 3 was assigned 31 times, 2 was assigned 121 times, 1 was assigned 113 times, and 13 songs were not rated.]
About the Project | Results Masterpost
Ranking:
1. (10) - S1x15 - Vogue
2. (10) - S1x18 - Rose's Turn
3. (10) - S1x20 - Bad Romance
4. (10) - S2x03 - I Want to Hold Your Hand
5. (10) - S2x04 - Le Jazz Hot
6. (10) - S2x06 - Teenage Dream
7. (10) - S2x09 - Hey, Soul Sister
8. (10) - S2x10 - Baby, It's Cold Outside
9. (10) - S2x11 - Need You Now
10. (10) - S2x12 - Silly Love Songs
11. (10) - S2x16 - Misery
12. (10) - S2x16 - Raise Your Glass
13. (10) - S2x18 - Somewhere Only We Know
14. (10) - S2x18 - As If We Never Said Goodbye
15. (10) - S2x18 - Born This Way
16. (10) - S2x19 - Never Going Back Again
17. (10) - S2x19 - Go Your Own Way
18. (10) - S2x19 - Songbird
19. (10) - S2x20 - Dancing Queen
20. (10) - S2x21 - Back to Black
21. (10) - S3x01 - It's Not Unusual
22. (10) - S3x03 - Spotlight
23. (10) - S3x05 - One Hand, One Heart
24. (10) - S3x07 - Perfect
25. (10) - S3x11 - Wanna Be Startin' Somethin'
26. (10) - S3x13 - I Will Always Love You
27. (10) - S3x14 - Cough Syrup
28. (10) - S3x16 - You Should Be Dancing
29. (10) - S3x17 - I Have Nothing
30. (10) - S3x17 - How Will I Know
31. (10) - S3x18 - Not the Boy Next Door
32. (10) - S3x18 - The Music of the Night
33. (10) - S3x21 - Paradise By the Dashboard Light
34. (10) - S4x01 - It's Time
35. (10) - S4x01 - Never Say Never
36. (10) - S4x03 - Everybody Wants to Rule the World
37. (10) - S4x04 - The Scientist
38. (10) - S4x05 - Hopelessly Devoted to You
39. (10) - S4x06 - Beauty School Dropout
40. (10) - S4x07 - My Dark Side
41. (10) - S4x07 - Some Nights
42. (10) - S4x09 - Being Alive
43. (10) - S4x12 - This Is the New Year
44. (10) - S4x13 - Don't Stop Me Now
45. (10) - S4x13 - Bring Him Home
46. (10) - S4x13 - Nutbush City Limits
47. (10) - S4x14 - We've Got Tonite
48. (10) - S4x15 - Shout
49. (10) - S4x15 - Come What May
50. (10) - S4x17 - Against All Odds (Take a Look at Me Now)
51. (10) - S4x18 - Say
52. (10) - S5x02 - Hey Jude
53. (10) - S5x03 - Seasons of Love
54. (10) - S5x03 - Make You Feel My Love
55. (10) - S5x04 - Marry the Night
56. (10) - S5x05 - On Our Way
57. (10) - S5x05 - If I Were a Boy
58. (10) - S5x06 - Piano Man
59. (10) - S5x06 - Just the Way You Are
60. (10) - S5x12 - Defying Gravity
61. (10) - S5x13 - Loser Like Me
62. (10) - S5x13 - Don't Stop Believin' (Season Five)
63. (10) - S5x20 - All of Me
64. (10) - S6x01 - Suddenly Seymour
65. (10) - S6x03 - It's Too Late
66. (10) - S6x03 - Will You Still Love Me Tomorrow/Head Over Feet
67. (10) - S6x13 - I Lived
68. (10) - S6x13 - This Time
69. (10) - S6x13 - Teach Your Children
70. (9) - S1x08 - Sweet Caroline
71. (9) - S1x15 - 4 Minutes
72. (9) - S1x15 - Like a Prayer
73. (9) - S1x16 - One Less Bell to Answer/A House Is Not a Home
74. (9) - S1x16 - Beautiful
75. (9) - S1x18 - Jessie's Girl
76. (9) - S1x18 - Lady Is a Tramp
77. (9) - S2x03 - Losing My Religion
78. (9) - S2x04 - River Deep, Mountain High
79. (9) - S2x09 - Don't Cry for Me Argentina
80. (9) - S2x09 - Valerie
81. (9) - S2x21 - Some People
82. (9) - S3x02 - I'm the Greatest Star
83. (9) - S3x05 - Tonight
84. (9) - S3x07 - Constant Craving
85. (9) - S3x10 - Without You
86. (9) - S3x10 - The First Time Ever I Saw Your Face
87. (9) - S3x10 - We Found Love
88. (9) - S3x15 - Somebody That I Used to Know
89. (9) - S3x16 - More Than a Woman
90. (9) - S3x16 - How Deep Is Your Love
91. (9) - S3x16 - If I Can't Have You
92. (9) - S3x17 - My Love Is Your Love
93. (9) - S4x12 - A Thousand Years
94. (9) - S4x13 - Hung Up
95. (9) - S4x19 - Fight for Your Right (to Party)
96. (9) - S5x01 - All You Need Is Love
97. (9) - S5x06 - You May Be Right
98. (9) - S5x06 - Movin' Out (Anthony's Song)
99. (9) - S5x07 - You're My Best Friend
100. (9) - S5x09 - Breakaway
101. (9) - S5x10 - Jumpin' Jumpin'
102. (9) - S5x10 - Don't You (Forget About Me)
103. (9) - S5x11 - More Than a Feeling
104. (9) - S5x11 - I Still Haven't Found What I'm Looking For
105. (9) - S5x13 - Just Give Me a Reason
106. (9) - S5x15 - Not While I'm Around
107. (9) - S5x17 - Lovefool
108. (9) - S5x20 - Glitter in the Air
109. (9) - S6x01 - Sing
110. (9) - S6x06 - Arthur's Theme
111. (9) - S6x13 - Someday We'll Be Together
112. (8) - S1x01 - Respect
113. (8) - S1x09 - Dancing With Myself
114. (8) - S1x09 - Defying Gravity
115. (8) - S1x15 - Borderline/Open Your Heart
116. (8) - S1x16 - A House Is Not a Home
117. (8) - S1x17 - Total Eclipse of the Heart
118. (8) - S1x18 - Pink Houses
119. (8) - S1x18 - The Boy Is Mine
120. (8) - S1x19 - Safety Dance
121. (8) - S1x19 - Dream a Little Dream
122. (8) - S2x01 - Telephone
123. (8) - S2x02 - Stronger
124. (8) - S2x02 - Me Against the Music
125. (8) - S2x04 - Happy Days Are Here Again/Get Happy
126. (8) - S2x06 - Stop! In the Name of Love/Free Your Mind
127. (8) - S2x06 - Start Me Up/Livin' on a Prayer
128. (8) - S2x14 - Blame It (On the Alcohol)
129. (8) - S2x16 - Blackbird
130. (8) - S2x20 - Isn't She Lovely
131. (8) - S2x21 - Try a Little Tenderness
132. (8) - S3x03 - Run the World (Girls)
133. (8) - S3x08 - Red Solo Cup
134. (8) - S3x16 - Night Fever
135. (8) - S3x19 - Take My Breath Away
136. (8) - S3x19 - Big Girls Don't Cry
137. (8) - S4x01 - Call Me Maybe
138. (8) - S4x04 - Teenage Dream (Acoustic)
139. (8) - S4x04 - Don't Speak
140. (8) - S4x04 - Mine
141. (8) - S4x07 - Heroes
142. (8) - S4x09 - Don't Dream It's Over
143. (8) - S4x11 - I Don't Know How to Love Him
144. (8) - S4x12 - Let Me Love You (Until You Learn to Love Yourself)
145. (8) - S4x12 - Torn
146. (8) - S4x13 - Diva
147. (8) - S4x13 - Girl On Fire
148. (8) - S4x15 - In Your Eyes
149. (8) - S4x17 - Wake Me Up Before You Go-Go
150. (8) - S4x17 - Copacabana
151. (8) - S4x21 - You Are the Sunshine of My Life
152. (8) - S5x01 - Got to Get You Into My Life
153. (8) - S5x01 - Yesterday
154. (8) - S5x02 - Here Comes the Sun
155. (8) - S5x02 - Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band
156. (8) - S5x02 - Let It Be
157. (8) - S5x02 - Something
158. (8) - S5x03 - No Surrender
159. (8) - S5x07 - Into the Groove
160. (8) - S5x09 - I Believe in a Thing Called Love
161. (8) - S5x11 - America
162. (8) - S5x11 - Mr. Roboto/Counting Stars
163. (8) - S5x12 - Keep Holding On
164. (8) - S5x14 - Best Day of My Life
165. (8) - S5x15 - I'm Still Here
166. (8) - S5x16 - Love Is a Battlefield
167. (8) - S5x17 - Pumpin Blood
168. (8) - S5x19 - Memory
169. (8) - S5x20 - American Boy
170. (8) - S6x07 - Time After Time
171. (7) - S1x05 - Alone
172. (7) - S1x05 - Somebody to Love
173. (7) - S1x06 - It's My Life/Confessions Part II
174. (7) - S1x06 - Halo/Walking On Sunshine
175. (7) - S1x09 - Proud Mary
176. (7) - S1x11 - Imagine
177. (7) - S1x11 - True Colors
178. (7) - S1x12 - Jump
179. (7) - S1x13 - And I Am Telling You I'm Not Going
180. (7) - S1x13 - Don't Rain on My Parade
181. (7) - S1x14 - Gives You Hell
182. (7) - S1x15 - Express Yourself
183. (7) - S1x21 - Give Up the Funk
184. (7) - S1x21 - Loser
185. (7) - S1x22 - Bohemian Rhapsody
186. (7) - S2x02 - Toxic
187. (7) - S2x02 - Baby One More Time
188. (7) - S2x11 - Thriller/Heads Will Roll
189. (7) - S2x11 - Bills, Bills, Bills
190. (7) - S2x12 - P.Y.T. (Pretty Young Thing)
191. (7) - S2x12 - When I Get You Alone
192. (7) - S2x12 - Fat Bottomed Girls
193. (7) - S2x19 - Dreams
194. (7) - S2x19 - Don't Stop
195. (7) - S2x20 - Rolling in the Deep
196. (7) - S2x22 - For Good
197. (7) - S3x03 - Fix You
198. (7) - S3x04 - Last Friday Night
199. (7) - S3x05 - America
200. (7) - S3x05 - A Boy Like That/I Have a Love
201. (7) - S3x06 - Hot for Teacher
202. (7) - S3x07 - Jolene
203. (7) - S3x10 - Moves Like Jagger/Jumpin' Jack Flash
204. (7) - S3x13 - Love Shack
205. (7) - S3x17 - It's Not Right But It's Okay
206. (7) - S3x20 - Flashdance...What a Feeling
207. (7) - S3x20 - Because You Loved Me
208. (7) - S3x21 - It's All Coming Back to Me Now
209. (7) - S3x21 - Edge of Glory
210. (7) - S3x22 - Glory Days
211. (7) - S4x02 - Boys/Boyfriend
212. (7) - S4x02 - Everytime
213. (7) - S4x07 - Superman
214. (7) - S4x07 - Holding Out for a Hero
215. (7) - S4x12 - Centerfold/Hot in Herre
216. (7) - S4x14 - Just Can't Get Enough
217. (7) - S4x15 - Unchained Melody
218. (7) - S4x15 - Diamonds Are a Girl's Best Friend/Material Girl
219. (7) - S4x17 - Wannabe
220. (7) - S4x19 - You Have More Friends Than You Know
221. (7) - S4x21 - Superstition
222. (7) - S5x01 - Help!
223. (7) - S5x03 - I'll Stand By You
224. (7) - S5x04 - Wide Awake
225. (7) - S5x10 - Hold On
226. (7) - S5x10 - Gloria
227. (7) - S5x14 - You Make Me Feel So Young
228. (7) - S5x14 - Rockstar
229. (7) - S5x14 - Downtown
230. (7) - S5x15 - Colorblind
231. (7) - S5x16 - Let's Wait Awhile
232. (7) - S5x20 - No Time At All
233. (7) - S6x03 - Hand in My Pocket/I Feel the Earth Move
234. (7) - S6x05 - All Out of Love
235. (7) - S6x07 - Somebody Loves You
236. (7) - S6x12 - Popular
237. (7) - S6x13 - Daydream Believer
238. (6) - S1x03 - Bust Your Windows
239. (6) - S1x07 - Keep Holding On
240. (6) - S1x18 - One
241. (6) - S1x19 - I Dreamed a Dream
242. (6) - S2x02 - The Only Exception
243. (6) - S2x12 - Firework
244. (6) - S2x15 - Animal
245. (6) - S2x15 - Landslide
246. (6) - S2x15 - Kiss
247. (6) - S2x19 - I Don't Want to Know
248. (6) - S2x20 - I'm Not Gonna Teach Your Boyfriend How to Dance with You
249. (6) - S3x04 - Candyman
250. (6) - S3x04 - Waiting for a Girl Like You
251. (6) - S3x08 - Man in the Mirror
252. (6) - S3x08 - Survivor/I Will Survive
253. (6) - S3x08 - We Are Young
254. (6) - S3x09 - Let It Snow
255. (6) - S3x09 - My Favorite Things
256. (6) - S3x13 - Cherish/Cherish
257. (6) - S3x16 - Stayin' Alive
258. (6) - S3x18 - The Rain in Spain
259. (6) - S3x21 - Pinball Wizard
260. (6) - S4x01 - Chasing Pavements
261. (6) - S4x01 - New York State of Mind
262. (6) - S4x04 - Barely Breathing
263. (6) - S4x13 - Make No Mistake (She's Mine)
264. (6) - S4x14 - Anything Could Happen
265. (6) - S5x01 - I Saw Her Standing There
266. (6) - S5x04 - Applause
267. (6) - S5x10 - The Happening
268. (6) - S5x11 - I Love LA
269. (6) - S5x12 - Valerie
270. (6) - S5x13 - I Am Changing
271. (6) - S5x15 - No One Is Alone
272. (6) - S5x18 - Piece of My Heart
273. (6) - S6x02 - Mustang Sally
274. (6) - S6x03 - You Learn/You've Got a Friend
275. (6) - S6x05 - It Must Have Been Love
276. (6) - S6x06 - What the World Needs Now
277. (6) - S6x10 - Rise
278. (6) - S6x13 - The Winner Takes It All
279. (5) - S1x01 - On My Own
280. (5) - S1x04 - Tonight
281. (5) - S1x07 - You Keep Me Hanging On
282. (5) - S1x08 - I Could Have Danced All Night
283. (5) - S1x12 - Smile (Lily Allen)
284. (5) - S1x14 - Hello, I Love You
285. (5) - S1x14 - Highway to Hell
286. (5) - S1x15 - Like a Virgin
287. (5) - S1x15 - Burning Up
288. (5) - S1x16 - Home
289. (5) - S1x16 - Fire
290. (5) - S1x17 - Run Joey Run
291. (5) - S1x20 - Beth
292. (5) - S1x22 - Don't Stop Believing (Regionals)
293. (5) - S2x03 - I Look to You
294. (5) - S2x03 - Bridge Over Troubled Water
295. (5) - S2x03 - Only the Good Die Young
296. (5) - S2x03 - One of Us
297. (5) - S2x04 - Lucky
298. (5) - S2x05 - Sweet Transvestite
299. (5) - S2x05 - Science Fiction Double Feature
300. (5) - S2x08 - Just the Way You Are
301. (5) - S2x09 - (I've Had) The Time of My Life
302. (5) - S2x11 - She's Not There
303. (5) - S2x14 - One Bourbon, One Scotch, One Beer
304. (5) - S2x16 - Candles
305. (5) - S2x20 - Friday
306. (5) - S2x20 - Jar of Hearts
307. (5) - S3x01 - You Can't Stop the Beat
308. (5) - S3x02 - Somewhere
309. (5) - S3x06 - Rumour Has It/Someone Like You
310. (5) - S3x06 - You and I/You and I
311. (5) - S3x07 - I'm the Only One
312. (5) - S3x09 - Christmas Wrapping
313. (5) - S3x09 - All I Want for Christmas Is You
314. (5) - S3x09 - Do They Know It's Christmas?
315. (5) - S3x09 - Santa Claus Is Coming to Town
316. (5) - S3x09 - Extraordinary Merry Christmas
317. (5) - S3x10 - Summer Nights
318. (5) - S3x11 - Black or White
319. (5) - S3x11 - Bad
320. (5) - S3x11 - Ben
321. (5) - S3x11 - I Just Can't Stop Loving You
322. (5) - S3x11 - I Want You Back
323. (5) - S3x15 - Fighter
324. (5) - S3x15 - Rio/Hungry Like the Wolf
325. (5) - S3x17 - Saving All My Love For You
326. (5) - S3x17 - I Wanna Dance With Somebody (Who Loves Me)
327. (5) - S3x18 - School's Out
328. (5) - S3x21 - Tongue Tied
329. (5) - S3x21 - We Are the Champions
330. (5) - S3x21 - Starships
331. (5) - S3x22 - Forever Young
332. (5) - S4x02 - Hold It Against Me
333. (5) - S4x02 - Oops!...I Did It Again
334. (5) - S4x02 - Womanizer
335. (5) - S4x03 - Celebrity Skin
336. (5) - S4x08 - Home/Homeward Bound
337. (5) - S4x08 - Come See About Me
338. (5) - S4x10 - White Christmas
339. (5) - S4x11 - No Scrubs
340. (5) - S4x11 - Locked Out of Heaven
341. (5) - S4x14 - You're All I Need to Get By
342. (5) - S4x15 - You're All the World to Me
343. (5) - S4x15 - Footloose
344. (5) - S4x16 - Closer
345. (5) - S4x17 - My Prerogative
346. (5) - S4x19 - Next to Me
347. (5) - S4x20 - We Will Rock You
348. (5) - S4x20 - Longest Time
349. (5) - S4x20 - Everybody Hurts
350. (5) - S4x20 - Little Girls
351. (5) - S4x21 - For Once in My Life
352. (5) - S4x21 - Signed, Sealed, Delivered, I'm Yours
353. (5) - S4x21 - Higher Ground
354. (5) - S4x22 - All or Nothing
355. (5) - S5x01 - A Hard Day's Night
356. (5) - S5x02 - Get Back
357. (5) - S5x03 - If I Die Young
358. (5) - S5x04 - Roar
359. (5) - S5x05 - Blurred Lines
360. (5) - S5x06 - Honesty
361. (5) - S5x06 - My Life
362. (5) - S5x06 - An Innocent Man
363. (5) - S5x07 - Nasty/Rhythm Nation
364. (5) - S5x07 - The Fox
365. (5) - S5x10 - Barracuda
366. (5) - S5x15 - Broadway Baby
367. (5) - S5x16 - I Want to Know What Love Is
368. (5) - S5x19 - Werewolves of London
369. (5) - S5x19 - Lucky Star
370. (5) - S5x19 - Take Me Home Tonight
371. (5) - S5x20 - Shakin' My Head
372. (5) - S5x20 - Pompeii
373. (5) - S5x20 - Girls on Film
374. (5) - S6x06 - Wishin' And Hoping
375. (5) - S6x06 - They Long to Be Close to You
376. (5) - S6x08 - Our Day Will Come
377. (5) - S6x08 - At Last
378. (5) - S6x11 - Take Me to Church
379. (4) - S1x02 - I Say a Little Prayer
380. (4) - S1x03 - Mercy
381. (4) - S1x05 - Last Name
382. (4) - S1x05 - Cabaret
383. (4) - S1x10 - Lean On Me
384. (4) - S1x10 - I'll Stand By You
385. (4) - S1x11 - Hair/Crazy In Love
386. (4) - S1x14 - Hello, Goodbye
387. (4) - S1x14 - Hello
388. (4) - S1x15 - What It Feels Like for a Girl
389. (4) - S1x17 - U Can't Touch This
390. (4) - S1x22 - Over the Rainbow
391. (4) - S2x01 - Empire State of Mind
392. (4) - S2x01 - What I Did for Love
393. (4) - S2x01 - Billionaire
394. (4) - S2x01 - Listen
395. (4) - S2x01 - Every Rose Has Its Thorn
396. (4) - S2x01 - Getting to Know You
397. (4) - S2x02 - I'm a Slave 4 U
398. (4) - S2x04 - Sing!
399. (4) - S2x06 - One Love (People Get Ready)
400. (4) - S2x08 - Marry You
401. (4) - S2x13 - Somebody to Love
402. (4) - S2x17 - Ain't No Way
403. (4) - S2x21 - Pure Imagination
404. (4) - S3x01 - Anything Goes/Anything You Can Do
405. (4) - S3x01 - Ding-Dong! The Witch Is Dead
406. (4) - S3x03 - Out Here On My Own
407. (4) - S3x07 - Girls Just Wanna Have Fun
408. (4) - S3x07 - I Kissed a Girl
409. (4) - S3x08 - Control
410. (4) - S3x08 - ABC
411. (4) - S3x14 - Here's to Us
412. (4) - S3x14 - Stronger (What Doesn't Kill You)
413. (4) - S3x16 - Boogie Shoes
414. (4) - S4x06 - You're the One That I Want
415. (4) - S4x11 - I Only Have Eyes for You
416. (4) - S4x12 - Love Song
417. (4) - S4x14 - Getting Married Today
418. (4) - S4x17 - Mamma Mia
419. (4) - S4x18 - More Than Words
420. (4) - S4x19 - Outcast
421. (4) - S4x20 - You've Lost That Lovin' Feelin'
422. (4) - S5x03 - Fire and Rain
423. (4) - S5x15 - You Make Me Feel Like a Natural Woman
424. (4) - S6x05 - Father Figure
425. (3) - S1x01 - Sit Down You're Rockin the Boat
426. (3) - S1x01 - Can't Fight This Feeling
427. (3) - S1x01 - You're the One That I Want (ver. 1)
428. (3) - S1x01 - Mr. Cellophane
429. (3) - S1x01 - Don't Stop Believing (Pilot)
430. (3) - S1x01 - I Kissed a Girl
431. (3) - S1x01 - Rehab
432. (3) - S1x01 - Leaving On a Jet Plane
433. (3) - S1x02 - Take a Bow
434. (3) - S1x05 - Maybe This Time
435. (3) - S1x07 - No Air
436. (3) - S1x08 - Bust A Move
437. (3) - S1x08 - What A Girl Wants
438. (3) - S1x22 - Faithfully
439. (3) - S2x18 - I Feel Pretty/Unpretty
440. (3) - S3x12 - La Isla Bonita
441. (3) - S3x12 - Bamboleo/Hero
442. (3) - S3x18 - Shake It Out
443. (3) - S3x19 - What Makes You Beautiful
444. (3) - S3x20 - Mean
445. (3) - S3x20 - I Won't Give Up
446. (3) - S4x03 - The Way You Look Tonight/You're Never Fully Dressed Without a Smile
447. (3) - S4x16 - I Still Believe/Super Bass
448. (3) - S4x16 - Cold Hearted
449. (3) - S5x09 - My Lovin' (You're Never Gonna Get It)
450. (3) - S5x09 - Every Breath You Take
451. (3) - S5x09 - Don't Rain On My Parade
452. (3) - S5x14 - People
453. (3) - S5x16 - Addicted to Love
454. (3) - S6x06 - I'll Never Fall in Love Again
455. (3) - S6x07 - All About That Bass
456. (2) - S1x02 - Push It
457. (2) - S1x07 - Hate On Me
458. (2) - S1x07 - Ride Wit Me
459. (2) - S1x10 - Endless Love
460. (2) - S1x10 - Crush
461. (2) - S1x11 - Bootylicious
462. (2) - S1x12 - Smile (Charlie Chaplin)
463. (2) - S1x13 - My Life Would Suck Without You
464. (2) - S1x17 - Physical
465. (2) - S1x19 - Dream On
466. (2) - S1x20 - Shout It Out Loud
467. (2) - S1x20 - Poker Face
468. (2) - S1x20 - Funny Girl
469. (2) - S1x21 - Another One Bites the Dust
470. (2) - S1x21 - Good Vibrations
471. (2) - S1x21 - It's a Man's Man's Man's World
472. (2) - S1x21 - Tell Me Something Good
473. (2) - S1x22 - To Sir, With Love
474. (2) - S1x22 - Any Way You Want It/Lovin' Touchin' Squeezin'
475. (2) - S2x04 - Don't Go Breaking My Heart
476. (2) - S2x04 - With You I'm Born Again
477. (2) - S2x05 - Whatever Happened to Saturday Night?
478. (2) - S2x05 - Touch a Touch a Touch a Touch Me
479. (2) - S2x05 - Time Warp
480. (2) - S2x05 - There's a Light (Over at the Frankenstein Place)
481. (2) - S2x05 - Damn It, Janet
482. (2) - S2x05 - Planet, Schmanet, Janet
483. (2) - S2x07 - Forget You
484. (2) - S2x07 - Singing In the Rain/Umbrella
485. (2) - S2x07 - Nowadays/Hot Honey rag
486. (2) - S2x07 - Make 'Em Laugh
487. (2) - S2x07 - Conjunction Junction
488. (2) - S2x10 - Last Christmas
489. (2) - S2x10 - You're a Mean One, Mr. Grinch
490. (2) - S2x10 - We Need a Little Christmas
491. (2) - S2x10 - The Most Wonderful Day of the Year
492. (2) - S2x10 - Welcome Christmas
493. (2) - S2x10 - Merry Christmas, Darling
494. (2) - S2x13 - I Know What Boys Like
495. (2) - S2x13 - Take Me or Leave Me
496. (2) - S2x13 - This Little Light of Mine
497. (2) - S2x14 - Tik Tok
498. (2) - S2x15 - Afternoon Delight
499. (2) - S2x16 - Only Child
500. (2) - S2x16 - Loser Like Me
501. (2) - S2x19 - Nice to Meet You, Have I Slept with You?
502. (2) - S2x22 - Yeah!
503. (2) - S2x22 - I Love New York/New York, New York
504. (2) - S2x22 - Bella Notte
505. (2) - S2x22 - Pretending
506. (2) - S2x22 - As Long as You're There
507. (2) - S2x22 - Still Got Tonight
508. (2) - S3x01 - We Got the Beat
509. (2) - S3x05 - Uptown Girl
510. (2) - S3x06 - I Can't Go for That/You Make My Dreams Come True
511. (2) - S3x06 - Hit Me with Your Best Shot/One Way or Another
512. (2) - S3x10 - Wedding Bell Blues (Bill)
513. (2) - S3x11 - Scream
514. (2) - S3x11 - Never Can Say Goodbye
515. (2) - S3x11 - Smooth Criminal
516. (2) - S3x13 - Let Me Love You
517. (2) - S3x13 - Stereo Hearts
518. (2) - S3x13 - You're the Top
519. (2) - S3x13 - L-O-V-E
520. (2) - S3x14 - Fly/I Believe I Can Fly
521. (2) - S3x15 - I'm Still Standing
522. (2) - S3x15 - Up Up Up
523. (2) - S3x18 - Cry
524. (2) - S3x19 - Dinosaur
525. (2) - S3x19 - Love You Like a Love Song
526. (2) - S3x22 - Roots Before Branches
527. (2) - S4x02 - Gimme More
528. (2) - S4x02 - Crazy/U Drive Me Crazy
529. (2) - S4x02 - 3
530. (2) - S4x03 - A Change Would Do You Good
531. (2) - S4x05 - Everybody Talks
532. (2) - S4x05 - Blow Me (One Last Kiss)
533. (2) - S4x05 - Born to Hand Jive
534. (2) - S4x05 - Juke Box Hero
535. (2) - S4x06 - Look At Me I'm Sandra Dee
536. (2) - S4x06 - Look At Me I'm Sandra Dee (Reprise)
537. (2) - S4x06 - Greased Lightning
538. (2) - S4x06 - There Are Worse Things I Could Do
539. (2) - S4x09 - Something Stupid
540. (2) - S4x09 - Being Good Isn't Good Enough
541. (2) - S4x09 - All That Jazz
542. (2) - S4x16 - Bye Bye Bye/I Want It That Way
543. (2) - S4x18 - Your Song
544. (2) - S4x19 - Don't Stop Believin' (Rachel)
545. (2) - S4x21 - Uptight (Everything's Alright)
546. (2) - S4x21 - I Wish
547. (2) - S4x22 - Clarity
548. (2) - S4x22 - To Love You More
549. (2) - S5x02 - Revolution
550. (2) - S5x05 - Wrecking Ball
551. (2) - S5x07 - Cheek to Cheek
552. (2) - S5x09 - Brave
553. (2) - S5x12 - Happy
554. (2) - S5x12 - Toxic
555. (2) - S5x13 - Party All the Time
556. (2) - S5x17 - I'm the Greatest Star
557. (2) - S5x17 - Who Are You Now
558. (2) - S5x17 - NYC
559. (2) - S5x18 - Wake Me Up
560. (2) - S5x18 - The Rose
561. (2) - S5x18 - Doo Wop (That Thing)
562. (2) - S5x19 - I Melt with You
563. (2) - S6x01 - Uninvited
564. (2) - S6x02 - Take On Me
565. (2) - S6x04 - Thousand Miles
566. (2) - S6x04 - Bitch
567. (2) - S6x06 - Baby It's You
568. (2) - S6x06 - Promises, Promises
569. (2) - S6x06 - Alfie
570. (2) - S6x07 - You Give Love a Bad Name
571. (2) - S6x07 - I Know Where I've Been
572. (2) - S6x08 - I'm So Excited
573. (2) - S6x10 - Rather Be
574. (2) - S6x11 - We Built This City
575. (2) - S6x11 - Chandelier
576. (2) - S6x11 - Listen to Your Heart
577. (1) - S1x02 - Gold Digger
578. (1) - S1x03 - I Wanna Sex You Up
579. (1) - S1x04 - Taking Chances
580. (1) - S1x08 - Thong Song
581. (1) - S1x10 - (You're Having My Baby)
582. (1) - S1x10 - Don't Stand So Close to Me/Young Girl
583. (1) - S1x11 - Papa Don't Preach
584. (1) - S1x11 - Don't Make Me Over
585. (1) - S1x14 - Hello Twelve, Hello Thirteen, Hello Love
586. (1) - S1x17 - Ice Ice Baby
587. (1) - S2x03 - Papa, Can You Hear Me?
588. (1) - S2x08 - Ohio
589. (1) - S2x08 - Sway
590. (1) - S2x09 - The Living Years
591. (1) - S2x12 - My Funny Valentine
592. (1) - S2x13 - Sing
593. (1) - S2x13 - Baby
594. (1) - S2x14 - My Headband
595. (1) - S2x15 - Do You Wanna Touch Me (Oh Yeah)
596. (1) - S2x16 - Jesus Is My Friend
597. (1) - S2x16 - Hell to the No
598. (1) - S2x16 - Big Ass Heart
599. (1) - S2x16 - Get It Right
600. (1) - S2x16 - Trouty Mouth
601. (1) - S2x17 - Turning Tables
602. (1) - S2x17 - All By Myself
603. (1) - S2x17 - I Follow Rivers
604. (1) - S2x18 - I've Gotta Be Me
605. (1) - S2x21 - My Man
606. (1) - S2x22 - My Cup
607. (1) - S2x22 - Light Up the World
608. (1) - S3x01 - Big Spender
609. (1) - S3x03 - Cool
610. (1) - S3x03 - It's All Over
611. (1) - S3x04 - Bein' Green
612. (1) - S3x04 - Take Care of Yourself
613. (1) - S3x08 - Buenos Aires
614. (1) - S3x09 - River
615. (1) - S3x09 - Blue Christmas
616. (1) - S3x12 - Don't Wanna Lose You
617. (1) - S3x12 - Sexy and I Know It
618. (1) - S3x12 - A Little Less Conversation
619. (1) - S3x13 - Chapel of Love
620. (1) - S3x13 - Home
621. (1) - S3x14 - Stand
622. (1) - S3x18 - Cell Block Tango
623. (1) - S4x01 - Sister Christian
624. (1) - S4x01 - Americano/Dance Again
625. (1) - S4x04 - Give Your Heart a Break
626. (1) - S4x08 - Whistle
627. (1) - S4x08 - Let's Have a Kiki/Turkey Lurkey Time
628. (1) - S4x08 - Live While We're Young
629. (1) - S4x08 - Gangnam Style
630. (1) - S4x09 - O Holy Night
631. (1) - S4x10 - Feliz Navidad
632. (1) - S4x10 - Hanukkah, Oh Hanukkah
633. (1) - S4x10 - The First Noel
634. (1) - S4x10 - Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas
635. (1) - S4x10 - Jingle Bell Rock
636. (1) - S4x11 - Baby Got Back
637. (1) - S4x11 - Tell Him
638. (1) - S4x16 - How to Be a Heartbreaker
639. (1) - S4x16 - The Bitch Is Back/Dress You Up
640. (1) - S4x17 - Creep
641. (1) - S4x20 - At the Ballet
642. (1) - S4x22 - Hall of Fame
643. (1) - S4x22 - Wings
644. (1) - S4x22 - I Love It
645. (1) - S4x22 - Rainbow Connection
646. (1) - S5x01 - Drive My Car
647. (1) - S5x01 - You've Got to Hide Your Love Away
648. (1) - S5x05 - You Are Woman, I Am Man
649. (1) - S5x08 - Here Comes Santa Claus (Down Santa Claus Lane)
650. (1) - S5x08 - The Chipmunk Song (Christmas Don't Be Late)
651. (1) - S5x08 - Mary's Little Boy Child
652. (1) - S5x08 - Rockin' Around the Christmas Tree
653. (1) - S5x08 - Away in a Manger
654. (1) - S5x08 - Love Child
655. (1) - S5x08 - O Christmas Tree
656. (1) - S5x09 - Whenever I Call You Friend
657. (1) - S5x10 - Danny's Song
658. (1) - S5x11 - Vacation
659. (1) - S5x12 - Raise Your Glass
660. (1) - S5x13 - Be Okay
661. (1) - S5x14 - Don't Sleep in the Subway
662. (1) - S6x01 - Dance the Night Away
663. (1) - S6x01 - Let It Go
664. (1) - S6x02 - Tightrope
665. (1) - S6x02 - Home
666. (1) - S6x02 - Problem
667. (1) - S6x02 - Viva Voce
668. (1) - S6x03 - So Far Away
669. (1) - S6x04 - Rock Lobster
670. (1) - S6x04 - Whip It
671. (1) - S6x05 - My Sharona
672. (1) - S6x05 - You Spin Me Round (Like a Record)
673. (1) - S6x07 - Same Love
674. (1) - S6x08 - Hey Ya!
675. (1) - S6x09 - Uptown Funk
676. (1) - S6x09 - I Want to Break Free
677. (1) - S6x09 - Break Free
678. (1) - S6x09 - Lose My Breath
679. (1) - S6x09 - Cool Kids
680. (1) - S6x09 - Friday I'm in Love
681. (1) - S6x10 - Far From Over
682. (1) - S6x10 - The Trolley Song
683. (1) - S6x10 - The Final Countdown
684. (1) - S6x11 - Mickey
685. (1) - S6x11 - Come Sail Away
686. (1) - S6x12 - Pony
687. (1) - S6x12 - Don't Stop Believing (Pilot/2009)
688. (1) - S6x12 - I'm His Child
689. (1) - S6x12 - I Kissed a Girl
690. (NA) - S1x13 - You Can't Always Get What You Want
691. (NA) - S2x09 - Dog Days Are Over
692. (NA) - S2x14 - Don't You Want Me
693. (NA) - S3x02 - Something's Coming
694. (NA) - S3x11 - Human Nature
695. (NA) - S3x14 - Glad You Came
696. (NA) - S3x16 - Disco Inferno
697. (NA) - S3x17 - So Emotional
698. (NA) - S3x22 - I'll Remember
699. (NA) - S3x22 - You Get What You Give
700. (NA) - S3x22 - In My Life
701. (NA) - S4x15 - Old Time Rock & Roll/Danger Zone
702. (NA) - S5x18 - Story of My Life
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100 New Girl Prompts
So many prompts, most of which are funny. Break at 15 cause it’s mega long.
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1 "I'm using my bride/groom card!" — Cece
2 “Can we just take a minute to celebrate me?" — Schmidt
3 “So many emotions." — Nick
4 “I'm totaling my assets. It's really bleak." — Jess
5 “Look at those horny horny hippos.” — Nick
6 “I got mozzarella sticks for fingers." — Nick
7 “Every moment you're on this Earth is a moment I know where you are." — Nick
8 “It is my Secret Santa alias." — Winston
9 “Friend face." — Winston
10 “It's perfectly fine to watch TV all day." — Nick
11 “If I were off my rocker, would I take a weekly selfie with my cat?" — Winston
12 “I can't find my driving moccasins anywhere." — Schmidt
13 “Believe it or not, that's not the first time someone's broken my feeling stick. I have a travel size." — Jess
14 “Put on some pants, or at least some really high socks." — Jess
15 “You like me? You like my personality?" “I was surprised, too.” — Schmidt & Cece
16 "I just wanted to listen to Taylor Swift alone!" — Jess
17 “That's like the president and the vice president not being best friends." — Winston
18 “I'll take the strongest drink you have, and also a wine spritzer on the side in case I don't like it." — Jess
19 “You have the right...to remain hugged." — Coach
20 “If you are for one second suggesting that I don't know how to open a musical, how dare you!" — Schmidt
21 “I was sabotaged by my baby box." — Jess
22 “We are literally the most embarrassing people on the planet." — Jess
23 "It's a weird life, but it's where I'm at right now." — Nick
24 "You gave me a cookie, I gave you a cookie." — Nick
25 “Go put a dollar in the jar right now." — Coach
26 “This is my jam." — Coach
27 “Saturday is a day for sleeping, and damn it, you will not take that away from me!" — Winston
28 “Are we eating or are we not eating?" — Winston
29 "Eating cookies and avoiding confrontation." — Jess
30 “Because it's a great story, and I'm a teller of stories." — Nick
31 “I like being weird." — Jess
32 "This is the worst thing to ever happen to me. I've lived a very fortunate life!" — Jess
33 "I don't like it. It's too much responsibility." — Nick
34 “Are you cooking a frittata in a sauce pan? What is this – prison?” — Schmidt
35 “I hate your mustache because I miss your upper lip.” — Schmidt
36 “He’s/She's got that giant heart that's part compass and part flashlight and he’s/she's just the greatest person I have ever met.” — Nick
37 “Who's that guy/girl? It's NAME." — Jess
38 “Watch your front because we've got your back!” — Cece
39 “Picking lint off of a man's/woman’s sleeve is the most intimate gesture.” — Cece
40 “Blast from the past, how's that ass?” — Jess
41 “I hate this. I just wanna sit around and do nothing, but that is not hot.” “That's hot to me. You add some sweatpants to that and that is better than porn.” — Kai & Nick
42 “Look at that font! What is this? Amateur hour? At least use Palatino.” — Nick
43 “I’m like a sexual snowflake. Each night with me is like a unique experience.” — Schmidt
44 “Where have you been? I am having a major life crisis, and you guys are, what, just driving around, French kissing each other like a couple of Dutch hookers?” — Schmidt
45 “No sig oths.” “Just say ‘significant others.” “Maybe you have that kind of time, but I’m on a tight sched.” — Schmidt & Cece
46 “I know this isn’t gonna end well, but the whole middle part is going to be awesome.” — Nick
47 “NAME, you’ve been staring at this guy/girl for 5 minutes. Please tell me you’re checking him/her out, otherwise you’re a serial killer. Which would explain a lot.” — Schmidt
48 “This is a horrible neighborhood. There are youths everywhere!” — Schmidt
49 “Guess whose personalized condoms just arrived!” — Schmidt
50 “I’m really gonna need you to step it up tonight, okay? When I see you, I wanna be thinking, ‘Who let the dirty slut out of the slut house?’” — Schmidt
51 “Can someone please get my towel? It’s in my room next to my Irish walking cape!” — Schmidt
52 “Have you seen my sharkskin laptop sleeve?” — Schmidt
53 “Don’t pretend to know my pain.” — Schmidt
54 “Do I regret it? Yes. Would I do it again? Probably.” — Nick
55 “I don't know what I'm doing emotionally or -- let's be honest -- sexually.” — Jess
56 “What if I have some idea of love in my head and it’s just totally wrong?” — Jess
57 “Life sucks. And then it gets better. And then it sucks again.” — Nick
58 “I like getting older, I feel like I’m aging into my personality.” — Nick
59 “You know, sometimes I feel like I’ve never really felt love.” — Winston
60 “When you care about somebody you do what's best for them even if it sucks for you.” — Schmidt
61 “Old people freak me out. With their hands and their legs. They’re like the people version of pleated pants.” — Schmidt
62 “I’m gonna have to run all the way home, and I have my slipperiest loafers on.” — Schmidt
63 “Downstairs neighbour put a password on their wi-fi.” — Nick
64 “You were denied a cell phone because you have the credit score of a homeless ghost.” — Schmidt
65 “I’m only attracted to guys/girls who are afraid of success and think someone famous stole their idea.” — Jess
66 “This place is fancy and I don’t know which fork to kill myself with.” — Nick
67 “Without sex, he’s/she’s not your boyfriend/girlfriend. Okay? He’s/She’s a friend you buy meals for.” — Schmidt
68 “I feel like I wanna murder someone. And also, I want soft pretzels.” — Jess
69 “So when I do the chicken dance, I do it a little differently. Instead of doing claps, I like to do a peck. It’s more realistic.” — Jess
70 “NAME doesn’t have a life plan. He/She doesn’t have a day plan. I once found a note that he/she wrote to himself that said, ‘Put on pants.'” — Jess
71 “I don’t want to kiss and tell, but I ruined my dresser during intercourse. Will you go to Ikea with me?” — Jess
72 “Can I get an alcohol?” — Nick
73 “I want to kill you, because I respect you. NAME! I think I understand hunting!” — Nick
74 “Look, we’re not trying to be mean. We just don’t want you to be yourself… in any way.”
75 “I have decided to give up on men/women and put all of that energy into tomatoes.”
76 “Shall I compare thee to a summer’s day? No, a summer’s day is not a bitch!” — Nick
77 “I only wanna make a drink a coal miner would want. Straight forward. Honest. Something that says, ‘I work in a hole.'” — Nick
78 “I’m not convinced I know how to read, I’ve just memorized a lot of words.” — Nick
79 “I like chipmunks more than squirrels.” — Nick
80 “I can’t believe I’m the sober one. That’s actually never happened before in my life.” — Nick
81 “Beans are nothing but soggy nuts.” — Schmidt
82 “Can I interest you in some white noise?” — Winston
83 “Those are pickles in progress.” — Winston
84 “Who’s talking to you, Depression-era garbage man?” — Coach
85 “I need everyone to shut up.” — Coach
86 “Your asses belong to me now.” — Coach
87 “That’s what’s up, that’s what’s up. No doubt. Diggity.” — Coach
88 “I hate when Schmidt cries. He sounds like a ghost singing ‘Hey Ya.'” — Coach
89 “I’ve made out with half of the guys/girls in this room.” — Cece
90 “You always see the worst in people.” “Yeah, because people are the worst.” — Jess & Nick
91 “I’m sorry we’re not going this weekend.” “But It’s free.” “Did you say free?” “Yeah.” “We’re 100% in. I’ll go pack now.” — Nick & Jes
92 “I’m going to end up alone. I’m going to be a single old man/lady flashing people on the subway.” — Jess
93 “I’ve got two perfectly good forks on the end of my arms.” — Nick
94 “If we needed to talk about feelings they would be called talkings.” — Nick
95 “When you question my pajamas, you make me question our entire friendship!” — Jess
96 “Why can’t I have the things that I want?!” — Schmidt
97 “Bathtubs are medieval filth cauldrons.” — Schmidt
98 “They don’t hate me because I’m old. They hate me because of my personality.” — Schmidt
99 “It’s like you’re ripping the side block out of my mental Jenga.” — Schmidt
100 “I’m not actually quite sure how to stop this.” — Schmidt
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tw: transphobia😭 hi I'm a radfem cisgirl (I hate using "cis" and "trans" words but here I need to for the sake of the story) I've got a friend from ny highschool (we're in college now) who's also a radfem and is always sharing great feminist stuff. Yesterday, she shared the comment of a girl saying "this fight for abortion (it is illegal in my country) is for men/people with vaginas too!" and mocked it. I preferred not to make up any opinions about her because of one single post. But today, she shared a picture of Miss Spain 2019 (a trans girl) who talked about her experience with sexism, and mocked her too. This time, it was obvious to me she was just being transphobic trash. She received lots of backlash and deleted the post, but instead made a new post complaining about people caring about transphobia but not about sexism (a very stupid post, if you ask me). This time, along with some comments from other girls respectfully telling her to stop being cruel and mocking towards trans women, she received a lot of support from other TERFS (although these TERFS said they hate being called TERFS just for being honest and brave lmmfao). They said that transwomen don't belong in radfem because they just suffer from discrimination, not oppression, and listed some reasons why: according to them, trans girls don't suffer: obstetrician violence, forced pregnancy, feminicide, child marriage, genital femenine ablation, glass ceiling barriers, being implanted "maternal sense" while kids, getting their ears perfored while babies, among other stuff, and that differentiate ciswomen biological reality from trans women biological reality isn't transphobia. Other girls said they knew transwomen who were mean to them, using derogatory terms to refer to ciswomen and they were mean and cruel, using this argument to generalize about all transwomen smh.
I'm just so stoned that people could be so cruel to transwomen and set them aside from the feminist fight when they suffer from already being excluded from so many things. It sickens me that some people don't belive trans people exist and treat them that bad, specially trans girls. I wish I could debunk the info this TERFS are spreading because it's so dangerous and enables transphobics to keep harming transpeople and I find that unbearable, but I am not as informed as I should be to debute all their lies at once. Could you help me?
So starting with the question of transwomen in radfem spaces, I don’t think many (if any) transwomen would say that they experience the exact same type of discrimination that cis women do.  There’s often this idea that “trans people don’t believe in biology”, but that’s a bad faith argument.  Trans people understand biology very well, often more than their cis counterparts do, because it’s such a big part of their identity.
Yes, transwomen don’t suffer obstetrician violence, forced pregnancy, child marriage, genital feminine ablation, etc. (I can’t even find any articles on the ear thing).  They do experience femicide, at way higher rates that cis women do. Transwomen are women, and they’re discriminated against in their own way; sometimes that’s because they’re women, and sometimes that’s because they’re trans.  Transwomen are largely supportive of fighting with cis women to rid the world of discrimination for all women, cis and trans alike.  
By contrast, TERFs seem to think that because transwomen sometimes suffer a different type of discrimination than cis women, they can’t be “real women”.  But that argument makes no sense to me.  The vast majority of affluent, white, straight, cis women will never suffer the violence that is apparently so central to the cis female experience.  They’re extremely unlikely to experience femicide, child marriage, genital mutilation... and yet they can acknowledge that those issues are feminist issues, even though they’re not universal to all women.  Why shouldn’t the discrimination that transwomen face also fall under that umbrella?  And if they can accept that women who have had hysterectomies, or women who have chromosomal differences, or women who are intersex, or women who present butch are all women, why shouldn’t transwomen also fall under the umbrella of womanhood?
Further, is that really all that womanhood is to TERFs?  Experiencing the trauma and discrimination that so often accompanies being a cis women?  I don’t think inclusion to a group should be predicated on the amount that one has suffered or how many “oppression points” they’ve amassed. And I don’t think being a woman should be predicated solely on biology, especially given that we never really know what kind of biology a person has just by looking at them.  What “being a woman” is is a metaphysical question that derails the discussion of trans feminism, and it’s a question that I don’t think a lot of TERFs actually have a good answer to.  It’s just an easy way to put the burden of proof on trans people and trans allies and waste our time (but if you’re interested, I do have an opinion on this. I just think it’s best saved for a different time).
In terms of trans people being oppressed, there’s all sorts of data to suggest that trans oppression is very real.  In the US, trans people were banned from serving in the military under the Trump administration, a decision that was only overturned a few days ago, and the Trump administration also reversed the Obama- era Title VII policy that protected trans employees from discrimination.  Trans people are overwhelmingly lacking legal protections- there are no federal non-discrimination laws that include gender identity, and in some states, debates over limiting the rights of trans people to use public bathrooms are ongoing.  
About 57% of trans people faced some type of rejection from their family upon coming out.  Around 29% of trans people live in poverty (compared to 11% in the general population and about 22% in the lesbian and gay populations), and that number is higher for trans people who are Black (39%), Latinx (48%), or Indigenous (35%).  27% of trans people have been fired, not hired, or denied a promotion due to their trans identity.  90% of trans people report facing discrimination in their own jobs.  Trans people face double the rate of unemployment that cis people do (about 14%) and about 44% are underemployed. This is despite the fact that a reported 71% of trans people have some level of post-secondary education- actually higher than the general population, which is about 61%.  It’s often cited that women earn 77 cents on the dollar compared to men, but that statistic doesn’t even exist for trans women.
54% of trans people have experienced intimate partner violence (compared to about 24.3% of cis women), 47% of trans people have been sexually assaulted (compared to about 18% of cis women), and about 10% are physically assaulted in a given year. 
About 22% of trans people and 32% of trans people of color in the US have no health insurance (compared to about 11% of cis women), and 55% of trans people who do have insurance report being denied coverage for at least one gender affirming surgery.  29% of trans adults have been refused healthcare by a doctor or provider because of their gender identity.  In one study, 50% of trans people said that they had to teach their medical providers about trans care.  Trans people are four times as likely than the average population to be infected by HIV.  41% have attempted suicide at one point in their lives, compared to 1.6% of the general population.  
20% of trans people have been evicted or denied housing due to their gender identity, and trans people are four times more likely than cis people to be homeless.  Only 1/5 of trans people report that they have been able to update all of their identification documents, and 41% have a driver’s license that does not match their gender identity.  22% of trans people report that they have been denied equal treatment by a government agency or official, 29% reported police harassment, and 12% reported having been denied equal treatment or harassed by judges or court officials.
75% of transgender students feel unsafe at school because of their gender expression, 60% are forced to use a bathroom or locker room that does not match their gender, 50% were unable to use the name and pronouns that match their gender, and 70% of trans students say that they’ve avoided bathrooms because they feel unsafe.  78% of trans students report being harassed or assaulted at school.
And these are all statistics that focus on trans people at large.  The discrimination is worse for transwomen and especially transwomen of color.  All of that certainly sounds like systemic oppression to me.
Every person who chooses to be a TERF perpetuates this discrimination.  It’s just bigotry towards trans people, plain and simple.  And for what?  A reactionary fear that all transwomen are secretly sexual predators and all transmen are confused girls who don’t know better?  Unfortunately, men can be sexual predators just fine without having to jump through the convoluted hoops trans people go through to be recognized as their true gender identity, and transwomen are way more likely to be sexually assaulted than they are to be sexual predators.  There are no reported cases at all that transwomen are dressing up as men to assault women in bathrooms.  There aren’t even statistics on how frequently trans people are sexual predators. And transmen are just as capable of making informed, thoughtful decisions as cis women.  
TERFs shouldn’t be pitting themselves against trans people.  There’s just nothing to be gained from doing that.  They should be working alongside trans people to fight the patriarchy and the discrimination that cis and trans women both face, regardless of what that discrimination entails.
Last thought.  Not to be a stan or anything but if you’re interested in learning more about these issues, Contrapoints has a number of really good videos on the topic of TERFs (including one that just released today!). They delve a bit deeper into the actual questions that TERFs often bring up and provide some nuanced answers.
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Date of updating this: 30/10/19
200: My crush’s name is: Irl i don't have one now but, celebrity crushes? A bunch. Obsessed w/ Alice Pagani at the time being.
199: I was born in:
- Terribly hot but diverse in culture.(🇲🇾)
198: I am really:
- Just sad, angry & confused.
197: My cellphone company is:
- Samsung.
196: My eye color is:
- Dark brown
195: My shoe size is:
194: My ring size is:
193: My height is: 5'0
192: I am allergic to: Seafood, fine particles of dust tba.
191: My 1st car was:
190: My 1st job was: Administrator for a pre-school / kindergarten.
189: Last book you read: *still reading :
188: My bed is: a divine combo w/ my aircond. My safe place @ home.
187: My pet: Tabby cats, 1-yearold Latte & Mocha.
186: My best friend: from highsch Alicia.
185: My favorite shampoo is: Random i switch. Don't really have a salloon brand shampoo.
184: Xbox or ps3: Playstation all the way.
183: Piggy banks are: non-existent & should start one.
182: In my pockets: Nothing.
181: On my calendar: *in my phone, that's rarely used.
180: Marriage is: Terrifying. Sometimes i feel like i don't want to be wed.
179: Spongebob can: throw me a krabby-patty party.
178: My mom: I love her with my entire being and soul but she's beastly.
177: The last three songs I bought were? None.
176: Last YouTube video watched:
- Juice WRLD "Fast" lyrics.
175: How many cousins do you have?
- Too many.
174: Do you have any siblings?
- 4 inc me. I'm the eldest, a younger sister + 2 younger brothers.
173: Are your parents divorced?
- No, thankfully.
172: Are you taller than your mom?
- Same height.
171: Do you play an instrument?
- No but i wish i could. A guitar most likely.
170: What did you do yesterday?
- Played games on the phone, cleaned the house & binge netflix on tv.
[ I Believe In ]
169: Love at first sight: Yes but can only work with physical appearance Personality wise, it's a must to sit down and have a conversation. Takes a month or two to see if we vibe. Comfortably (a day or two..i could tell.)
168: Luck: Maybe? but I don't think i'm lucky.
167: Fate: Absolute yes, what goes around comes back around. Our lives revolves around the Him, universe and people. We can't change fate but we could alter our desicions.
166: Yourself: Yes but sometimes no. As much as i believe in myself. I have low confidence in believing myself.
165: Aliens: No.
164: Heaven: Yes yes yes.
163: Hell: Absolute yes.
162: God: Ultimately yes.
161: Horoscopes: Are you kidding me? Of course. Yes.
160: Soul mates: Maybe..but Big. Fat. "?"
159: Ghosts: Yes.
158: Gay Marriage: Neutral thoughts but No w/ my religion.
157: War: Yes...
156: Orbs: Science? Yes.
155: Magic: Dark sorcery..maybe.
[ This or That ]
154: Hugs or Kisses: Why not both?
153: Drunk or High: Uh..high..
152: Phone or Online: BoTh
151: Red heads or Black haired: Not a problem w/ both. Depends on person.
150: Blondes or Brunettes: Brunettes.
149: Hot or cold: Cold.
148: Summer or winter: Both.
147: Autumn or Spring: Both but gravitating towards Autumn.
146: Chocolate or vanilla: Vanillaaaaaaa!
145: Night or Day: Night.
144: Oranges or Apples: Apples, bcus of it's tart-ness.
143: Curly or Straight hair: Both, depends on person.
142: McDonalds or Burger King: McD.
141: White Chocolate or Milk Chocolate: White Chocolate-
140: Mac or PC: Both.
139: Flip flops or high heels:
- High heels are gorgeous but i can't stand them. Flip flops for comfort!
138: Ugly and rich OR sweet and poor:
137: Coke or Pepsi:
136: Hillary or Obama:
135: Burried or cremated:
134: Singing or Dancing:
133: Coach or Chanel:
132: Kat McPhee or Taylor Hicks:
131: Small town or Big city:
130: Wal-Mart or Target:
129: Ben Stiller or Adam Sandler:
128: Manicure or Pedicure:
127: East Coast or West Coast:
126: Your Birthday or Christmas:
125: Chocolate or Flowers:
124: Disney or Six Flags:
123: Yankees or Red Sox:
[ Here’s What I Think About ]
122: War:
121: George Bush:
120: Gay Marriage:
119: The presidential election:
118: Abortion:
117: MySpace:
116: Reality TV:
115: Parents:
114: Back stabbers:
113: Ebay:
112: Facebook:
111: Work:
110: My Neighbors:
109: Gas Prices:
108: Designer Clothes:
107: College:
106: Sports:
105: My family:
104: The future:
[ Last time I ]
103: Hugged someone:
102: Last time you ate:
101: Saw someone I haven’t seen in awhile:
100: Cried in front of someone:
99: Went to a movie theater:
98: Took a vacation:
97: Swam in a pool:
96: Changed a diaper:
95: Got my nails done:
94: Went to a wedding:
93: Broke a bone:
92: Got a peircing:
91: Broke the law:
90: Texted: hour ago
[ MISC ]
89: Who makes you laugh the most:
88: Something I will really miss when I leave home is:
87: The last movie I saw:
86: The thing that I’m looking forward to the most:
85: The thing im not looking forward to:
84: People call me:
83: The most difficult thing to do is:
82: I have gotten a speeding ticket:
81: My zodiac sign is:
80: The first person i talked to today was:
79: First time you had a crush:
78: The one person who i can’t hide things from:
77: Last time someone said something you were thinking:
76: Right now I am talking to:
75: What are you going to do when you grow up:
74: I have/will get a job:
73: Tomorrow:
72: Today:
71: Next Summer:
70: Next Weekend:
69: I have these pets:
68: The worst sound in the world:
67: The person that makes me cry the most is:
66: People that make you happy:
65: Last time I cried:
64: My friends are:
63: My computer is:
62: My School:
61: My Car:
60: I lose all respect for people who:
59: The movie I cried at was:
58: Your hair color is:
57: TV shows you watch:
56: Favorite web site:
55: Your dream vacation:
54: The worst pain I was ever in was:
53: How do you like your steak cooked:
52: My room is:
51: My favorite celebrity is:
50: Where would you like to be:
49: Do you want children:
48: Ever been in love:
47: Who’s your best friend:
46: More guy friends or girl friends:
45: One thing that makes you feel great is:
44: One person that you wish you could see right now:
43: Do you have a 5 year plan:
42: Have you made a list of things to do before you die:
41: Have you pre-named your children:
40: Last person I got mad at:
39: I would like to move to:
38: I wish I was a professional:
[ My Favorites ]
37: Candy:
36: Vehicle:
35: President:
34: State visited:
33: Cellphone provider:
32: Athlete:
31: Actor:
30: Actress:
29: Singer:
28: Band:
27: Clothing store:
26: Grocery store:
25: TV show:
24: Movie:
23: Website:
22: Animal:
21: Theme park:
20: Holiday:
19: Sport to watch:
18: Sport to play:
17: Magazine:
16: Book:
15: Day of the week:
14: Beach:
13: Concert attended:
12: Thing to cook:
11: Food:
10: Restaurant:
- Italianies. But there's waaaay too many fine restaurants with endless cuisines.
9: Radio station:
- Hitz.fm / Spotify playlist.
☆ 8: Yankee candle scent:
7: Perfume:
Jo Malone / scents of warm vanilla, nutty-spice.
6: Flower:
- Baby's breath, roses & i just love flowers.
5: Color:
- Black, a spectrum of blue/red/green, silver - metallics and pastels.
4: Talk show host:
- Jimmy Fallon!
3: Comedian:
- I don't have one. Love jokes though.
2: Dog breed:
- Siberian huskies / Huskies all the way.
1: Did you answer all these truthfully?
- Yes.
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Because I'm bored AF on my Birthday
NAME: Katrina AGE: 23 BIRTHDATE: 02/12/1994 AKA today HOMETOWN: Denton, TX Rules: Once you've been tagged, you are supposed to answer a note with 111 Questions About You. At the end, choose 25 people to be tagged. You have to tag the person who tagged you. NAH MAN 1) Are you really, ready for 111 questions? I guess I'm bored fam 2) Was your last real relationship a mistake? I don't think so. Things happen for a reason. 3) Who's your favorite superhero/heroine? Idk, I guess Deadpool 4) Who did you last say “I love you” to? The boyf 5) Do you regret it? Nah man 6) Have you ever been depressed? Still take pills to keep it at bay 7 AND 8) Are you a boy or girl? How is this two questions? I identify as a female. 9) What is your relationship status? Taken 10) How do you want to die? Quick and painlessly, but ideally never 11) What are you most afraid of? Death and dying 12) Played any sports? I played half a season of soccer when I was 3! 13) Do you bite your nails? Yeah which sucks 14) When was your last physical fight? I honestly don't know 15) Do you have an attitude? Occasionally 16) Do you like someone? I mean...yeah duh 17) What is your real name? Katrina 18) What do you want to be when you grow up? I want to be a designer 19) If you could have one superpower, what would it be? I would want to be able to teleport 20) Do you hate anyone at the moment? Oh yeah lol 21) Do you miss someone? Yeah 22) Twirl or cut your spaghetti? Twirl I ain't no heathen 23) Do you tan a lot? I just burn 24) Have any pets? YES I LOVE THEM 25) How exactly are you feeling? Annoyed because my birthday has been kinda sucky today 26) Ever eaten food in a car while someone or yourself is driving? Well duh 27) Have you ever been to a drive in movie? Not yet but soon 28) Would you take any of your exes back? Nah I'm like s black widow all guys that dump me gets their lives ruined 29) Are you scared of spiders? YES 30) Would you go back in time if you were given the chance? Yeah I think so 31) Do you regret anything from your past? I'm not sure actually 32) What are your plans for this weekend? I did go out last night for a touch but otherwise I have just hung out 33) Do you want to have kids? Maybe some day 34) Did you ever kiss someone whose name starts with an M? I think so? I can't remember TBH lol 35) Do you type fast? Sometimes 36) Do you have piercings? Yesh 37) Want any more? Maybe? Not sure 38) Can you spell well? I would say so 39) Do you miss anyone from your past? I always kinda miss people of the past; I think it's more of a curiosity of how they're doing 40) What are you craving right now? OLIVE GARDEN FOR SOME STUPID REASON 41) Ever been to a bonfire party? Yeah and this guy dressed as Cookie Monster almost passed out in it 42) Are you a cat or a dog person? I'm an everything person 43) Have you ever been on a horse? Yeah 44) Kissed someone in a pick up truck? I ain't no hick 45) Have you ever broken someone’s heart? Probably 46) Have you ever been cheated on? I have a hunch that I was cheated on in high school but I have no proof 47) Have you made a boyfriend/girlfriend cry? Oh yeah 48) Have you ever broken up with someone? No I get broken up with because I'm bad at stuff like that 49) Have you ever done something really dumb that you wish you could take it back? Oh yeah 23/7 50) What should you be doing? Enjoying my birthday 51) What’s irritating you right now? That my birthday has gone nothing like I've wanted it to 52) Have you ever liked someone so much that it hurts? Yeah 53) Does somebody love you? I hope so 54) What are your favorite colors? Any color but poo brown 55) Have you ever changed clothes in a vehicle? Many a times 56) Have you ever stole something? Nah 57) Do you have trust issues? Yes 58) What kind of music do you like? Basically anything under the sun, I just love music 59) What is you favorite kind of pet? I personally love a cuddly cat but any animal is perfect 60). Do you have a good relationship with your parents? I do with my mom but she still likes to rift with me 61) What's your favorite disney movie? All of them! 62) Do you believe your most recent ex thinks about you? Nahhhh 63) Who was the last person you cried in front of? My therapist 64) Do you give out second chances too easily? Sadly yeah 65) Is it easier to forgive or forget? Forget 66) Is this year the best year of your life? Hopefully 67) What was your childhood nickname? Katie 68) Have you ever walked outside completely naked? Yes 69) ? Lolololol yeah and I hate it it's so awkward 70) Do you believe everything happens for a reason? Yes for sure 71) What is the last thing you do before you go to bed? Check my phone 72) What do you like to do late at night? Netflix and chilllll 73) What is bothering you? My boyf having to fuckin work all day today 74) Have you ever been out of your province? Yeah 75) Do you play the Wii? Heckles yeah 76) Are you listening to music right now? No just the TV 77) Do you like Chinese food? OMG YES 78) Do you know your fathers b-day? January 8th 79) Are you afraid of the dark? Sometimes, if it's advanced darkness 80) Is cheating ever okay? FUCK.NO. 81) Are you mean? I think I can be on occasion 82) Can you keep white shoes clean? With bleach! 83) Do you believe in God? I'm not sure. 84) Do you believe in true love? Yes 85) Do you like to exercise? I do actually I know I'm crazy 86) Do you cosplay? I'd like to 87) Do you go to renaissance festivals? Never been 88) Do you like the outside? Sometimes. I hate it when it's hot as balls 89) Are you currently bored? So fuckin bored 90) Do you wanna get married? Holy shit I'm so tired of hearing about weddings I'm just done 91) Is it cute when a boy/girl calls you baby? Yes 92) Are you hungry? I WANT CHICKEN ALFREDO SO BAD 93) What makes you upset? Too many things 94) What makes you happy? Lots of things 95) Would you change your name? Nah 96) Ever been to Alaska? One day hopefully 97) Do you like sports? Occasionally 98) Do you watch the news? Sadly I need to nowadays 99) What’ s your zodiac sign? I'm an Aquarius 100) Do you like Subway? Ehhh I feel like which witch is better 101) Would it be hard to kiss the last person you kissed? No that's my boyf 102) Your best friend of the opposite sex likes you, what do you do? Say thanks I appreciate it but I just don't want to ruin our friendship 103) Do you talk like your friends? I think to an extent 104) Do you like your teachers? I had some pretty good teachers throughout my life 105) Have you ever seen someone you knew & purposely avoided them? Oh yeah who hasn't 106) Do you have a friend of the opposite sex who you can act your complete self around? my boyf 107) Who was the last person of the opposite sex you talked to? My boyf 108) Does it matter if your boyfriend/girlfriend smokes? Kind of? I just don't want them to get sick 109) Who’s the last person you had a deep conversation with? My therapist 110) Favorite lyrics right now? Fam idk 111) Can you count to one million? I could but I don't have time for that
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Glee Soundtrack Rating Project Results: justasmallbloginabigklainefandom
@justasmallbloginabigklainefandom
Favourite character: Kurt Hummel
Least favourite character: Finn Hudson
Favourite season: Season 2
Least favourite season: Season 4
Mean song rating: 6.46
Mean song rating for favourite character's songs: 6.9
Mean song rating for favourite character's solos: 7.14
Mean song rating season 1: 6.35
Mean song rating season 2: 6.4
Mean song rating season 3: 6.59
Mean song rating season 4: 6.41
Mean song rating season 5: 6.52
Mean song rating season 6: 6.49
Songs rated: 702
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About the Project | Results Masterpost
Ranking:
1. (10) - S1x05 - Maybe This Time
2. (10) - S1x13 - And I Am Telling You I'm Not Going
3. (10) - S1x13 - Don't Rain on My Parade
4. (10) - S1x16 - One Less Bell to Answer/A House Is Not a Home
5. (10) - S1x18 - Jessie's Girl
6. (10) - S1x18 - Rose's Turn
7. (10) - S2x03 - I Want to Hold Your Hand
8. (10) - S2x04 - River Deep, Mountain High
9. (10) - S2x10 - Baby, It's Cold Outside
10. (10) - S2x12 - Silly Love Songs
11. (10) - S2x14 - Don't You Want Me
12. (10) - S2x17 - Ain't No Way
13. (10) - S2x18 - I Feel Pretty/Unpretty
14. (10) - S2x19 - Never Going Back Again
15. (10) - S3x01 - It's Not Unusual
16. (10) - S3x06 - Rumour Has It/Someone Like You
17. (10) - S3x10 - Without You
18. (10) - S3x14 - Cough Syrup
19. (10) - S3x21 - Paradise By the Dashboard Light
20. (10) - S4x04 - Teenage Dream (Acoustic)
21. (10) - S4x12 - Love Song
22. (10) - S4x13 - Girl On Fire
23. (10) - S5x01 - Yesterday
24. (10) - S5x03 - Make You Feel My Love
25. (10) - S5x15 - I'm Still Here
26. (10) - S6x06 - Promises, Promises
27. (9) - S1x05 - Last Name
28. (9) - S1x05 - Alone
29. (9) - S1x10 - Don't Stand So Close to Me/Young Girl
30. (9) - S1x11 - True Colors
31. (9) - S1x15 - 4 Minutes
32. (9) - S1x18 - The Boy Is Mine
33. (9) - S1x18 - Lady Is a Tramp
34. (9) - S1x22 - Faithfully
35. (9) - S1x22 - Any Way You Want It/Lovin' Touchin' Squeezin'
36. (9) - S2x02 - Me Against the Music
37. (9) - S2x03 - Only the Good Die Young
38. (9) - S2x04 - Happy Days Are Here Again/Get Happy
39. (9) - S2x09 - Dog Days Are Over
40. (9) - S2x09 - Valerie
41. (9) - S2x16 - Misery
42. (9) - S2x18 - Somewhere Only We Know
43. (9) - S2x18 - As If We Never Said Goodbye
44. (9) - S2x20 - Jar of Hearts
45. (9) - S2x21 - My Man
46. (9) - S3x01 - Anything Goes/Anything You Can Do
47. (9) - S3x08 - Control
48. (9) - S3x09 - Extraordinary Merry Christmas
49. (9) - S3x10 - Moves Like Jagger/Jumpin' Jack Flash
50. (9) - S3x11 - Smooth Criminal
51. (9) - S3x13 - Love Shack
52. (9) - S3x15 - Rio/Hungry Like the Wolf
53. (9) - S3x16 - Disco Inferno
54. (9) - S3x16 - Boogie Shoes
55. (9) - S3x17 - I Wanna Dance With Somebody (Who Loves Me)
56. (9) - S3x17 - How Will I Know
57. (9) - S3x17 - So Emotional
58. (9) - S3x18 - Shake It Out
59. (9) - S3x21 - Tongue Tied
60. (9) - S4x01 - Chasing Pavements
61. (9) - S4x01 - New York State of Mind
62. (9) - S4x04 - Mine
63. (9) - S4x09 - Being Alive
64. (9) - S4x11 - No Scrubs
65. (9) - S4x12 - This Is the New Year
66. (9) - S5x03 - If I Die Young
67. (9) - S5x07 - Nasty/Rhythm Nation
68. (9) - S5x12 - Valerie
69. (9) - S5x14 - Rockstar
70. (9) - S5x15 - Broadway Baby
71. (9) - S6x01 - Suddenly Seymour
72. (9) - S6x02 - Mustang Sally
73. (9) - S6x05 - Father Figure
74. (9) - S6x06 - They Long to Be Close to You
75. (9) - S6x06 - Alfie
76. (9) - S6x10 - Rise
77. (9) - S6x13 - I Lived
78. (9) - S6x13 - This Time
79. (8) - S1x02 - I Say a Little Prayer
80. (8) - S1x07 - Ride Wit Me
81. (8) - S1x08 - Sweet Caroline
82. (8) - S1x09 - Dancing With Myself
83. (8) - S1x09 - Proud Mary
84. (8) - S1x10 - Lean On Me
85. (8) - S1x13 - My Life Would Suck Without You
86. (8) - S1x14 - Hello Twelve, Hello Thirteen, Hello Love
87. (8) - S1x15 - Like a Virgin
88. (8) - S1x15 - Borderline/Open Your Heart
89. (8) - S1x15 - Burning Up
90. (8) - S1x16 - Home
91. (8) - S1x16 - Beautiful
92. (8) - S1x18 - One
93. (8) - S1x21 - Another One Bites the Dust
94. (8) - S1x21 - Give Up the Funk
95. (8) - S1x22 - To Sir, With Love
96. (8) - S1x22 - Over the Rainbow
97. (8) - S2x01 - Billionaire
98. (8) - S2x03 - Losing My Religion
99. (8) - S2x04 - Don't Go Breaking My Heart
100. (8) - S2x05 - Whatever Happened to Saturday Night?
101. (8) - S2x05 - Sweet Transvestite
102. (8) - S2x06 - Start Me Up/Livin' on a Prayer
103. (8) - S2x11 - Thriller/Heads Will Roll
104. (8) - S2x11 - Bills, Bills, Bills
105. (8) - S2x11 - She's Not There
106. (8) - S2x12 - P.Y.T. (Pretty Young Thing)
107. (8) - S2x12 - Fat Bottomed Girls
108. (8) - S2x13 - Take Me or Leave Me
109. (8) - S2x15 - Landslide
110. (8) - S2x16 - Blackbird
111. (8) - S2x16 - Hell to the No
112. (8) - S2x18 - Born This Way
113. (8) - S2x19 - Go Your Own Way
114. (8) - S2x19 - Songbird
115. (8) - S2x21 - Back to Black
116. (8) - S2x22 - My Cup
117. (8) - S2x22 - For Good
118. (8) - S2x22 - Light Up the World
119. (8) - S3x01 - You Can't Stop the Beat
120. (8) - S3x02 - Something's Coming
121. (8) - S3x03 - Spotlight
122. (8) - S3x05 - Uptown Girl
123. (8) - S3x06 - I Can't Go for That/You Make My Dreams Come True
124. (8) - S3x07 - Constant Craving
125. (8) - S3x08 - Survivor/I Will Survive
126. (8) - S3x08 - We Are Young
127. (8) - S3x08 - ABC
128. (8) - S3x09 - Let It Snow
129. (8) - S3x09 - All I Want for Christmas Is You
130. (8) - S3x10 - The First Time Ever I Saw Your Face
131. (8) - S3x11 - Wanna Be Startin' Somethin'
132. (8) - S3x11 - I Want You Back
133. (8) - S3x13 - I Will Always Love You
134. (8) - S3x14 - Stronger (What Doesn't Kill You)
135. (8) - S3x14 - Glad You Came
136. (8) - S3x15 - I'm Still Standing
137. (8) - S3x15 - Fighter
138. (8) - S3x15 - Somebody That I Used to Know
139. (8) - S3x17 - It's Not Right But It's Okay
140. (8) - S3x17 - I Have Nothing
141. (8) - S3x18 - Not the Boy Next Door
142. (8) - S3x18 - The Rain in Spain
143. (8) - S3x18 - Cry
144. (8) - S3x20 - Flashdance...What a Feeling
145. (8) - S4x01 - It's Time
146. (8) - S4x02 - Hold It Against Me
147. (8) - S4x02 - 3
148. (8) - S4x03 - Everybody Wants to Rule the World
149. (8) - S4x03 - Celebrity Skin
150. (8) - S4x03 - A Change Would Do You Good
151. (8) - S4x05 - Everybody Talks
152. (8) - S4x05 - Blow Me (One Last Kiss)
153. (8) - S4x07 - Heroes
154. (8) - S4x07 - Holding Out for a Hero
155. (8) - S4x09 - Don't Dream It's Over
156. (8) - S4x10 - Hanukkah, Oh Hanukkah
157. (8) - S4x10 - Jingle Bell Rock
158. (8) - S4x11 - Tell Him
159. (8) - S4x11 - Locked Out of Heaven
160. (8) - S4x14 - Anything Could Happen
161. (8) - S4x15 - Old Time Rock & Roll/Danger Zone
162. (8) - S4x16 - Closer
163. (8) - S4x16 - The Bitch Is Back/Dress You Up
164. (8) - S4x16 - Cold Hearted
165. (8) - S4x17 - Wake Me Up Before You Go-Go
166. (8) - S4x21 - For Once in My Life
167. (8) - S4x21 - Signed, Sealed, Delivered, I'm Yours
168. (8) - S5x01 - Got to Get You Into My Life
169. (8) - S5x02 - Here Comes the Sun
170. (8) - S5x03 - Seasons of Love
171. (8) - S5x04 - Marry the Night
172. (8) - S5x05 - On Our Way
173. (8) - S5x07 - Into the Groove
174. (8) - S5x09 - Whenever I Call You Friend
175. (8) - S5x09 - I Believe in a Thing Called Love
176. (8) - S5x10 - The Happening
177. (8) - S5x11 - More Than a Feeling
178. (8) - S5x11 - I Still Haven't Found What I'm Looking For
179. (8) - S5x11 - Mr. Roboto/Counting Stars
180. (8) - S5x13 - Be Okay
181. (8) - S5x14 - Don't Sleep in the Subway
182. (8) - S5x14 - You Make Me Feel So Young
183. (8) - S5x14 - Best Day of My Life
184. (8) - S5x14 - Downtown
185. (8) - S5x14 - People
186. (8) - S5x15 - Colorblind
187. (8) - S5x18 - Doo Wop (That Thing)
188. (8) - S5x19 - Memory
189. (8) - S5x19 - Take Me Home Tonight
190. (8) - S5x19 - I Melt with You
191. (8) - S5x20 - Girls on Film
192. (8) - S6x02 - Tightrope
193. (8) - S6x02 - Take On Me
194. (8) - S6x03 - It's Too Late
195. (8) - S6x03 - Hand in My Pocket/I Feel the Earth Move
196. (8) - S6x05 - You Spin Me Round (Like a Record)
197. (8) - S6x07 - Somebody Loves You
198. (8) - S6x07 - I Know Where I've Been
199. (8) - S6x08 - Hey Ya!
200. (8) - S6x08 - I'm So Excited
201. (8) - S6x11 - Take Me to Church
202. (8) - S6x12 - Don't Stop Believing (Pilot/2009)
203. (8) - S6x12 - Popular
204. (8) - S6x12 - I'm His Child
205. (7) - S1x01 - Respect
206. (7) - S1x01 - Don't Stop Believing (Pilot)
207. (7) - S1x05 - Somebody to Love
208. (7) - S1x06 - It's My Life/Confessions Part II
209. (7) - S1x07 - Hate On Me
210. (7) - S1x07 - Keep Holding On
211. (7) - S1x09 - Defying Gravity
212. (7) - S1x10 - I'll Stand By You
213. (7) - S1x11 - Imagine
214. (7) - S1x11 - Papa Don't Preach
215. (7) - S1x11 - Don't Make Me Over
216. (7) - S1x12 - Jump
217. (7) - S1x12 - Smile (Charlie Chaplin)
218. (7) - S1x12 - Smile (Lily Allen)
219. (7) - S1x13 - You Can't Always Get What You Want
220. (7) - S1x14 - Highway to Hell
221. (7) - S1x15 - Like a Prayer
222. (7) - S1x15 - Vogue
223. (7) - S1x16 - Fire
224. (7) - S1x17 - Total Eclipse of the Heart
225. (7) - S1x19 - Safety Dance
226. (7) - S1x19 - I Dreamed a Dream
227. (7) - S1x20 - Bad Romance
228. (7) - S1x20 - Poker Face
229. (7) - S1x22 - Bohemian Rhapsody
230. (7) - S1x22 - Don't Stop Believing (Regionals)
231. (7) - S2x01 - Empire State of Mind
232. (7) - S2x01 - Listen
233. (7) - S2x02 - The Only Exception
234. (7) - S2x03 - One of Us
235. (7) - S2x05 - Time Warp
236. (7) - S2x06 - Teenage Dream
237. (7) - S2x07 - Singing In the Rain/Umbrella
238. (7) - S2x08 - Marry You
239. (7) - S2x11 - Need You Now
240. (7) - S2x12 - When I Get You Alone
241. (7) - S2x13 - Somebody to Love
242. (7) - S2x14 - Blame It (On the Alcohol)
243. (7) - S2x15 - Animal
244. (7) - S2x15 - Afternoon Delight
245. (7) - S2x16 - Big Ass Heart
246. (7) - S2x16 - Get It Right
247. (7) - S2x16 - Trouty Mouth
248. (7) - S2x17 - Turning Tables
249. (7) - S2x17 - All By Myself
250. (7) - S2x18 - I've Gotta Be Me
251. (7) - S2x19 - Dreams
252. (7) - S2x19 - I Don't Want to Know
253. (7) - S2x19 - Nice to Meet You, Have I Slept with You?
254. (7) - S2x20 - I'm Not Gonna Teach Your Boyfriend How to Dance with You
255. (7) - S2x20 - Dancing Queen
256. (7) - S2x20 - Friday
257. (7) - S2x20 - Isn't She Lovely
258. (7) - S2x21 - Try a Little Tenderness
259. (7) - S2x22 - I Love New York/New York, New York
260. (7) - S2x22 - As Long as You're There
261. (7) - S3x01 - Ding-Dong! The Witch Is Dead
262. (7) - S3x01 - We Got the Beat
263. (7) - S3x03 - It's All Over
264. (7) - S3x04 - Last Friday Night
265. (7) - S3x04 - Candyman
266. (7) - S3x05 - America
267. (7) - S3x06 - Hit Me with Your Best Shot/One Way or Another
268. (7) - S3x06 - Hot for Teacher
269. (7) - S3x06 - You and I/You and I
270. (7) - S3x07 - Perfect
271. (7) - S3x08 - Man in the Mirror
272. (7) - S3x09 - Christmas Wrapping
273. (7) - S3x09 - Santa Claus Is Coming to Town
274. (7) - S3x10 - Summer Nights
275. (7) - S3x10 - We Found Love
276. (7) - S3x11 - Never Can Say Goodbye
277. (7) - S3x11 - Human Nature
278. (7) - S3x12 - La Isla Bonita
279. (7) - S3x13 - Stereo Hearts
280. (7) - S3x13 - L-O-V-E
281. (7) - S3x14 - Here's to Us
282. (7) - S3x15 - Up Up Up
283. (7) - S3x16 - You Should Be Dancing
284. (7) - S3x16 - Stayin' Alive
285. (7) - S3x17 - My Love Is Your Love
286. (7) - S3x19 - Big Girls Don't Cry
287. (7) - S3x21 - We Are the Champions
288. (7) - S3x21 - It's All Coming Back to Me Now
289. (7) - S3x21 - Edge of Glory
290. (7) - S3x21 - Pinball Wizard
291. (7) - S3x22 - You Get What You Give
292. (7) - S3x22 - In My Life
293. (7) - S4x01 - Americano/Dance Again
294. (7) - S4x02 - Everytime
295. (7) - S4x02 - Womanizer
296. (7) - S4x03 - The Way You Look Tonight/You're Never Fully Dressed Without a Smile
297. (7) - S4x04 - Barely Breathing
298. (7) - S4x04 - Don't Speak
299. (7) - S4x04 - The Scientist
300. (7) - S4x05 - Hopelessly Devoted to You
301. (7) - S4x05 - Born to Hand Jive
302. (7) - S4x06 - You're the One That I Want
303. (7) - S4x06 - There Are Worse Things I Could Do
304. (7) - S4x07 - My Dark Side
305. (7) - S4x07 - Some Nights
306. (7) - S4x08 - Home/Homeward Bound
307. (7) - S4x08 - Come See About Me
308. (7) - S4x08 - Live While We're Young
309. (7) - S4x10 - Feliz Navidad
310. (7) - S4x10 - White Christmas
311. (7) - S4x11 - I Don't Know How to Love Him
312. (7) - S4x13 - Diva
313. (7) - S4x13 - Nutbush City Limits
314. (7) - S4x13 - Hung Up
315. (7) - S4x14 - Just Can't Get Enough
316. (7) - S4x14 - Getting Married Today
317. (7) - S4x14 - We've Got Tonite
318. (7) - S4x15 - Shout
319. (7) - S4x15 - Come What May
320. (7) - S4x15 - Footloose
321. (7) - S4x16 - How to Be a Heartbreaker
322. (7) - S4x16 - Bye Bye Bye/I Want It That Way
323. (7) - S4x17 - Against All Odds (Take a Look at Me Now)
324. (7) - S4x17 - Copacabana
325. (7) - S4x18 - Say
326. (7) - S4x19 - Outcast
327. (7) - S4x20 - Longest Time
328. (7) - S4x20 - At the Ballet
329. (7) - S4x21 - Higher Ground
330. (7) - S4x21 - Superstition
331. (7) - S4x22 - Clarity
332. (7) - S4x22 - Wings
333. (7) - S5x01 - A Hard Day's Night
334. (7) - S5x02 - Get Back
335. (7) - S5x02 - Hey Jude
336. (7) - S5x02 - Let It Be
337. (7) - S5x02 - Revolution
338. (7) - S5x03 - Fire and Rain
339. (7) - S5x03 - I'll Stand By You
340. (7) - S5x05 - If I Were a Boy
341. (7) - S5x06 - Piano Man
342. (7) - S5x06 - My Life
343. (7) - S5x06 - Just the Way You Are
344. (7) - S5x06 - You May Be Right
345. (7) - S5x06 - Movin' Out (Anthony's Song)
346. (7) - S5x08 - Rockin' Around the Christmas Tree
347. (7) - S5x09 - Don't Rain On My Parade
348. (7) - S5x09 - Breakaway
349. (7) - S5x10 - Hold On
350. (7) - S5x10 - Barracuda
351. (7) - S5x10 - Gloria
352. (7) - S5x10 - Jumpin' Jumpin'
353. (7) - S5x11 - America
354. (7) - S5x11 - I Love LA
355. (7) - S5x12 - Defying Gravity
356. (7) - S5x12 - Keep Holding On
357. (7) - S5x13 - Party All the Time
358. (7) - S5x13 - I Am Changing
359. (7) - S5x15 - You Make Me Feel Like a Natural Woman
360. (7) - S5x17 - Lovefool
361. (7) - S5x17 - Pumpin Blood
362. (7) - S5x18 - Story of My Life
363. (7) - S5x18 - Piece of My Heart
364. (7) - S5x19 - Werewolves of London
365. (7) - S5x20 - All of Me
366. (7) - S5x20 - Shakin' My Head
367. (7) - S5x20 - Pompeii
368. (7) - S6x02 - Home
369. (7) - S6x02 - Viva Voce
370. (7) - S6x03 - Will You Still Love Me Tomorrow/Head Over Feet
371. (7) - S6x06 - What the World Needs Now
372. (7) - S6x08 - At Last
373. (7) - S6x09 - I Want to Break Free
374. (7) - S6x11 - Mickey
375. (7) - S6x11 - Come Sail Away
376. (7) - S6x12 - I Kissed a Girl
377. (7) - S6x13 - Someday We'll Be Together
378. (7) - S6x13 - The Winner Takes It All
379. (6) - S1x01 - Mr. Cellophane
380. (6) - S1x01 - I Kissed a Girl
381. (6) - S1x01 - Rehab
382. (6) - S1x03 - Bust Your Windows
383. (6) - S1x03 - Mercy
384. (6) - S1x06 - Halo/Walking On Sunshine
385. (6) - S1x07 - You Keep Me Hanging On
386. (6) - S1x08 - I Could Have Danced All Night
387. (6) - S1x11 - Bootylicious
388. (6) - S1x15 - What It Feels Like for a Girl
389. (6) - S1x16 - A House Is Not a Home
390. (6) - S1x17 - Run Joey Run
391. (6) - S1x21 - Good Vibrations
392. (6) - S1x21 - It's a Man's Man's Man's World
393. (6) - S2x01 - What I Did for Love
394. (6) - S2x01 - Telephone
395. (6) - S2x04 - Sing!
396. (6) - S2x05 - Touch a Touch a Touch a Touch Me
397. (6) - S2x05 - Damn It, Janet
398. (6) - S2x05 - Science Fiction Double Feature
399. (6) - S2x06 - One Love (People Get Ready)
400. (6) - S2x07 - Make 'Em Laugh
401. (6) - S2x08 - Just the Way You Are
402. (6) - S2x10 - The Most Wonderful Day of the Year
403. (6) - S2x13 - This Little Light of Mine
404. (6) - S2x14 - One Bourbon, One Scotch, One Beer
405. (6) - S2x16 - Loser Like Me
406. (6) - S2x17 - I Follow Rivers
407. (6) - S2x19 - Don't Stop
408. (6) - S2x21 - Some People
409. (6) - S2x21 - Pure Imagination
410. (6) - S2x22 - Still Got Tonight
411. (6) - S3x02 - I'm the Greatest Star
412. (6) - S3x03 - Run the World (Girls)
413. (6) - S3x03 - Cool
414. (6) - S3x03 - Fix You
415. (6) - S3x05 - A Boy Like That/I Have a Love
416. (6) - S3x08 - Red Solo Cup
417. (6) - S3x09 - Do They Know It's Christmas?
418. (6) - S3x09 - My Favorite Things
419. (6) - S3x10 - Wedding Bell Blues (Bill)
420. (6) - S3x12 - Bamboleo/Hero
421. (6) - S3x13 - Let Me Love You
422. (6) - S3x13 - Cherish/Cherish
423. (6) - S3x13 - You're the Top
424. (6) - S3x13 - Chapel of Love
425. (6) - S3x13 - Home
426. (6) - S3x14 - Stand
427. (6) - S3x16 - More Than a Woman
428. (6) - S3x16 - If I Can't Have You
429. (6) - S3x16 - Night Fever
430. (6) - S3x18 - School's Out
431. (6) - S3x20 - Mean
432. (6) - S3x20 - Because You Loved Me
433. (6) - S3x21 - Starships
434. (6) - S3x22 - I'll Remember
435. (6) - S3x22 - Glory Days
436. (6) - S3x22 - Roots Before Branches
437. (6) - S3x22 - Forever Young
438. (6) - S4x01 - Call Me Maybe
439. (6) - S4x01 - Never Say Never
440. (6) - S4x02 - Boys/Boyfriend
441. (6) - S4x02 - Crazy/U Drive Me Crazy
442. (6) - S4x06 - Look At Me I'm Sandra Dee
443. (6) - S4x06 - Greased Lightning
444. (6) - S4x08 - Whistle
445. (6) - S4x08 - Let's Have a Kiki/Turkey Lurkey Time
446. (6) - S4x09 - All That Jazz
447. (6) - S4x11 - Baby Got Back
448. (6) - S4x12 - Centerfold/Hot in Herre
449. (6) - S4x12 - Torn
450. (6) - S4x13 - Make No Mistake (She's Mine)
451. (6) - S4x15 - You're All the World to Me
452. (6) - S4x17 - Wannabe
453. (6) - S4x17 - My Prerogative
454. (6) - S4x19 - Fight for Your Right (to Party)
455. (6) - S4x19 - Next to Me
456. (6) - S4x20 - We Will Rock You
457. (6) - S4x20 - You've Lost That Lovin' Feelin'
458. (6) - S4x20 - Little Girls
459. (6) - S4x21 - Uptight (Everything's Alright)
460. (6) - S4x21 - I Wish
461. (6) - S4x21 - You Are the Sunshine of My Life
462. (6) - S4x22 - Hall of Fame
463. (6) - S4x22 - I Love It
464. (6) - S4x22 - All or Nothing
465. (6) - S5x01 - Help!
466. (6) - S5x03 - No Surrender
467. (6) - S5x04 - Applause
468. (6) - S5x04 - Roar
469. (6) - S5x05 - Wrecking Ball
470. (6) - S5x06 - Honesty
471. (6) - S5x07 - You're My Best Friend
472. (6) - S5x09 - My Lovin' (You're Never Gonna Get It)
473. (6) - S5x09 - Every Breath You Take
474. (6) - S5x10 - Don't You (Forget About Me)
475. (6) - S5x11 - Vacation
476. (6) - S5x13 - Loser Like Me
477. (6) - S5x13 - Don't Stop Believin' (Season Five)
478. (6) - S5x15 - Not While I'm Around
479. (6) - S5x15 - No One Is Alone
480. (6) - S5x16 - Addicted to Love
481. (6) - S5x16 - Love Is a Battlefield
482. (6) - S5x16 - I Want to Know What Love Is
483. (6) - S5x17 - I'm the Greatest Star
484. (6) - S5x17 - Who Are You Now
485. (6) - S5x19 - Lucky Star
486. (6) - S5x20 - No Time At All
487. (6) - S5x20 - American Boy
488. (6) - S6x01 - Sing
489. (6) - S6x01 - Let It Go
490. (6) - S6x02 - Problem
491. (6) - S6x03 - You Learn/You've Got a Friend
492. (6) - S6x03 - So Far Away
493. (6) - S6x04 - Bitch
494. (6) - S6x05 - All Out of Love
495. (6) - S6x05 - My Sharona
496. (6) - S6x06 - Wishin' And Hoping
497. (6) - S6x06 - Baby It's You
498. (6) - S6x08 - Our Day Will Come
499. (6) - S6x09 - Uptown Funk
500. (6) - S6x09 - Cool Kids
501. (6) - S6x09 - Friday I'm in Love
502. (6) - S6x10 - Rather Be
503. (6) - S6x10 - The Final Countdown
504. (6) - S6x11 - Chandelier
505. (6) - S6x12 - Pony
506. (6) - S6x13 - Daydream Believer
507. (5) - S1x01 - Sit Down You're Rockin the Boat
508. (5) - S1x01 - Can't Fight This Feeling
509. (5) - S1x01 - You're the One That I Want (ver. 1)
510. (5) - S1x01 - On My Own
511. (5) - S1x02 - Take a Bow
512. (5) - S1x07 - No Air
513. (5) - S1x10 - (You're Having My Baby)
514. (5) - S1x10 - Crush
515. (5) - S1x11 - Hair/Crazy In Love
516. (5) - S1x14 - Hello, I Love You
517. (5) - S1x14 - Gives You Hell
518. (5) - S1x14 - Hello, Goodbye
519. (5) - S1x15 - Express Yourself
520. (5) - S1x17 - U Can't Touch This
521. (5) - S1x19 - Dream a Little Dream
522. (5) - S1x19 - Dream On
523. (5) - S1x20 - Beth
524. (5) - S1x20 - Funny Girl
525. (5) - S2x02 - I'm a Slave 4 U
526. (5) - S2x03 - Bridge Over Troubled Water
527. (5) - S2x04 - Le Jazz Hot
528. (5) - S2x05 - There's a Light (Over at the Frankenstein Place)
529. (5) - S2x05 - Planet, Schmanet, Janet
530. (5) - S2x06 - Stop! In the Name of Love/Free Your Mind
531. (5) - S2x07 - Forget You
532. (5) - S2x07 - Conjunction Junction
533. (5) - S2x08 - Ohio
534. (5) - S2x09 - Hey, Soul Sister
535. (5) - S2x09 - The Living Years
536. (5) - S2x09 - Don't Cry for Me Argentina
537. (5) - S2x09 - (I've Had) The Time of My Life
538. (5) - S2x10 - Last Christmas
539. (5) - S2x10 - You're a Mean One, Mr. Grinch
540. (5) - S2x10 - We Need a Little Christmas
541. (5) - S2x12 - Firework
542. (5) - S2x12 - My Funny Valentine
543. (5) - S2x13 - Sing
544. (5) - S2x13 - I Know What Boys Like
545. (5) - S2x14 - Tik Tok
546. (5) - S2x14 - My Headband
547. (5) - S2x15 - Do You Wanna Touch Me (Oh Yeah)
548. (5) - S2x16 - Jesus Is My Friend
549. (5) - S2x16 - Raise Your Glass
550. (5) - S3x04 - Bein' Green
551. (5) - S3x04 - Take Care of Yourself
552. (5) - S3x07 - Jolene
553. (5) - S3x07 - I Kissed a Girl
554. (5) - S3x08 - Buenos Aires
555. (5) - S3x09 - Blue Christmas
556. (5) - S3x11 - Scream
557. (5) - S3x11 - Black or White
558. (5) - S3x11 - Bad
559. (5) - S3x18 - Cell Block Tango
560. (5) - S3x19 - What Makes You Beautiful
561. (5) - S3x19 - Love You Like a Love Song
562. (5) - S3x20 - I Won't Give Up
563. (5) - S4x04 - Give Your Heart a Break
564. (5) - S4x06 - Beauty School Dropout
565. (5) - S4x06 - Look At Me I'm Sandra Dee (Reprise)
566. (5) - S4x09 - Being Good Isn't Good Enough
567. (5) - S4x09 - O Holy Night
568. (5) - S4x10 - Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas
569. (5) - S4x12 - Let Me Love You (Until You Learn to Love Yourself)
570. (5) - S4x13 - Bring Him Home
571. (5) - S4x14 - You're All I Need to Get By
572. (5) - S4x17 - Mamma Mia
573. (5) - S4x20 - Everybody Hurts
574. (5) - S4x22 - To Love You More
575. (5) - S4x22 - Rainbow Connection
576. (5) - S5x01 - You've Got to Hide Your Love Away
577. (5) - S5x01 - I Saw Her Standing There
578. (5) - S5x02 - Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band
579. (5) - S5x02 - Something
580. (5) - S5x05 - You Are Woman, I Am Man
581. (5) - S5x07 - Cheek to Cheek
582. (5) - S5x08 - Here Comes Santa Claus (Down Santa Claus Lane)
583. (5) - S5x08 - Mary's Little Boy Child
584. (5) - S5x08 - Love Child
585. (5) - S5x08 - O Christmas Tree
586. (5) - S5x09 - Brave
587. (5) - S5x10 - Danny's Song
588. (5) - S5x12 - Happy
589. (5) - S5x12 - Toxic
590. (5) - S5x13 - Just Give Me a Reason
591. (5) - S5x17 - NYC
592. (5) - S5x18 - The Rose
593. (5) - S5x20 - Glitter in the Air
594. (5) - S6x01 - Dance the Night Away
595. (5) - S6x04 - Rock Lobster
596. (5) - S6x04 - Whip It
597. (5) - S6x04 - Thousand Miles
598. (5) - S6x06 - Arthur's Theme
599. (5) - S6x07 - You Give Love a Bad Name
600. (5) - S6x07 - All About That Bass
601. (5) - S6x07 - Time After Time
602. (5) - S6x10 - Far From Over
603. (5) - S6x11 - We Built This City
604. (5) - S6x11 - Listen to Your Heart
605. (5) - S6x13 - Teach Your Children
606. (4) - S1x01 - Leaving On a Jet Plane
607. (4) - S1x04 - Taking Chances
608. (4) - S1x08 - What A Girl Wants
609. (4) - S1x17 - Physical
610. (4) - S1x21 - Loser
611. (4) - S2x01 - Every Rose Has Its Thorn
612. (4) - S2x01 - Getting to Know You
613. (4) - S2x02 - Stronger
614. (4) - S2x04 - Lucky
615. (4) - S2x07 - Nowadays/Hot Honey rag
616. (4) - S2x08 - Sway
617. (4) - S2x10 - Welcome Christmas
618. (4) - S2x10 - Merry Christmas, Darling
619. (4) - S2x16 - Candles
620. (4) - S2x16 - Only Child
621. (4) - S2x22 - Pretending
622. (4) - S3x02 - Somewhere
623. (4) - S3x04 - Waiting for a Girl Like You
624. (4) - S3x05 - Tonight
625. (4) - S3x05 - One Hand, One Heart
626. (4) - S3x07 - I'm the Only One
627. (4) - S3x09 - River
628. (4) - S3x11 - Ben
629. (4) - S3x12 - Don't Wanna Lose You
630. (4) - S3x12 - Sexy and I Know It
631. (4) - S3x14 - Fly/I Believe I Can Fly
632. (4) - S3x18 - The Music of the Night
633. (4) - S3x19 - Dinosaur
634. (4) - S4x01 - Sister Christian
635. (4) - S4x02 - Gimme More
636. (4) - S4x05 - Juke Box Hero
637. (4) - S4x10 - The First Noel
638. (4) - S4x12 - A Thousand Years
639. (4) - S4x13 - Don't Stop Me Now
640. (4) - S4x15 - Unchained Melody
641. (4) - S4x15 - In Your Eyes
642. (4) - S4x16 - I Still Believe/Super Bass
643. (4) - S4x17 - Creep
644. (4) - S4x18 - Your Song
645. (4) - S4x18 - More Than Words
646. (4) - S4x19 - You Have More Friends Than You Know
647. (4) - S4x19 - Don't Stop Believin' (Rachel)
648. (4) - S5x01 - Drive My Car
649. (4) - S5x04 - Wide Awake
650. (4) - S5x06 - An Innocent Man
651. (4) - S5x08 - Away in a Manger
652. (4) - S5x12 - Raise Your Glass
653. (4) - S5x16 - Let's Wait Awhile
654. (4) - S5x18 - Wake Me Up
655. (4) - S6x05 - It Must Have Been Love
656. (4) - S6x06 - I'll Never Fall in Love Again
657. (4) - S6x07 - Same Love
658. (4) - S6x10 - The Trolley Song
659. (3) - S1x02 - Gold Digger
660. (3) - S1x03 - I Wanna Sex You Up
661. (3) - S1x04 - Tonight
662. (3) - S1x05 - Cabaret
663. (3) - S1x14 - Hello
664. (3) - S1x17 - Ice Ice Baby
665. (3) - S1x18 - Pink Houses
666. (3) - S2x02 - Toxic
667. (3) - S2x02 - Baby One More Time
668. (3) - S2x03 - I Look to You
669. (3) - S2x04 - With You I'm Born Again
670. (3) - S2x20 - Rolling in the Deep
671. (3) - S2x22 - Bella Notte
672. (3) - S3x11 - I Just Can't Stop Loving You
673. (3) - S3x12 - A Little Less Conversation
674. (3) - S3x16 - How Deep Is Your Love
675. (3) - S3x17 - Saving All My Love For You
676. (3) - S3x19 - Take My Breath Away
677. (3) - S4x02 - Oops!...I Did It Again
678. (3) - S4x07 - Superman
679. (3) - S4x09 - Something Stupid
680. (3) - S4x11 - I Only Have Eyes for You
681. (3) - S5x08 - The Chipmunk Song (Christmas Don't Be Late)
682. (3) - S6x01 - Uninvited
683. (3) - S6x09 - Lose My Breath
684. (2) - S1x08 - Bust A Move
685. (2) - S1x10 - Endless Love
686. (2) - S1x20 - Shout It Out Loud
687. (2) - S1x21 - Tell Me Something Good
688. (2) - S2x15 - Kiss
689. (2) - S2x22 - Yeah!
690. (2) - S3x01 - Big Spender
691. (2) - S3x03 - Out Here On My Own
692. (2) - S4x15 - Diamonds Are a Girl's Best Friend/Material Girl
693. (2) - S5x01 - All You Need Is Love
694. (2) - S5x07 - The Fox
695. (2) - S6x09 - Break Free
696. (1) - S1x02 - Push It
697. (1) - S1x08 - Thong Song
698. (1) - S2x03 - Papa, Can You Hear Me?
699. (1) - S2x13 - Baby
700. (1) - S3x07 - Girls Just Wanna Have Fun
701. (1) - S4x08 - Gangnam Style
702. (1) - S5x05 - Blurred Lines
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100 Roseanne Prompts
I usually try to stick to quotes that can work for everyone but some of these were too good to skip. Break at 15 like always. Request a show
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1 “Hey, all our lives suck.” — Roseanne
2 “Here's why you can't trust your kids 'cause they're stupid. That's why we don't give 'em cars or booze.” — Roseanne
3 “Etsy is like a yard sale except online because nobody can afford a yard anymore.” — Darlene
4 “All of your relatives died from alcoholism. The ones that didn't drink were killed by the ones who did.” — Roseanne
5 “Did all of your children's deliveries go according to your birth plan?” “Um, they found their way out, if that's what you mean.” — Andrea & Roseanne
6 “You gotta pick your fights in life.” — Roseanne
7 “Okay, he doesn't have to wear pants, but he's gotta wear underwear.” — Dan
8 “It is not my fault that I just happen to be a charismatic person who's always right about everything.” — Roseanne
9 “Why are you picking on me? What, did I take the last doughnut, or something?” — Darlene
10 [Person B is embarrassed after walking in on Person C nursing her baby] “Oh, now, NAME. It's not like you've never seen breasts before.” “NAME’s my friend. As far as I'm concerned, she has no breasts... It works for me, okay?” — Roseanne & Dan
11 “The car has heated seats? Thank God, I thought I was going through the change.” — Roseanne
12 [stoned and laying the bathtub] “Is this the sink? Am I shrinking?” — Jackie
13 “In this house, I'm in charge and father knows squat.” — Roseanne
14 “What's up? I smell fear. I love that smell! But what's up?” — Roseanne
15 “Do you have anything sharp I can stick in my eye?” — Dan
16 “You are really, really gettin' on my nerves today, man! I mean more than usual!” — Dan
17 “Well, you think you can stop me from seeing NAME, huh?” “I think I can stop you from seeing tomorrow.” — Mark & Dan
18 “You were always trying to push us apart. You were always putting me down!” — Mark Healey
19 “My marriage is not based on me listening!” — Roseanne
20 “Why don't you just kiss my butt?” “Well, haul it on over here, Jumbo!” — Becky & Darlene
21 “You are just evil!” — Jackie
22 “Oh good, go for the guilt. You better take a looong, hard look at yourself, NAME, 'cause if you are this obsessed with my life, there is obviously something missing from yours.” “Just figure that out?” — Jackie & Roseanne
23 “I thought you were just gonna go over there and scare him/her?” “Well, it started out that way.” — Roseanne & Dan
24 “Being your own boss isn't that great of a deal. Last week I sexually harassed myself.” — Dan
25 “Hell, even I don't hate her that much.” — Dan
26 “Oh my gosh, I'm so nervous.” “Just don't shoot any milk out of you nose, and you'll be fine.” — Becky & Roseanne
27 “Please, NAME, I don't want you to help me, I just want you to leave me alone ... Please.” — Darlene
28 “Don’t toy with me, NAME.” — Roseanne
29 “We, have had a fight, and we're not speaking to each other.” “Oh, well, what was the fight about? Maybe I can take a side.” — Roseanne & Jackie
30 “He/She wanted to do something; I didn't feel like it.” “Yeah, well, so what are you going to do?” “Nothing.” “That's what you did last weekend!” “Yeah, well I'm not finished.” — Darlene & Roseanne
31 “No, NAME always was the bad influence.” — Roseanne
32 “Talking - it's like yelling, only not as loud.” — Roseanne
33 “Yeah, but you know what they say, NAME. They say, ah, when you really love something you should, you know, make it go away or get rid of it, or whatever.” — Roseanne
34 “You're acting like a crazed psychopath.” [snorts] “Well the voices in my head disagree.” — Dan & Roseanne
35 [on getting married] “I always thought it was the smartest thing I ever did. You obviously don't agree.” “No, I do agree with you, it was the smartest thing you ever did, but we're talking about me now!” — Dan & Roseanne
36 [Person A and Person B bury the hatchet] “So, I guess we've finally approached the end of Bitch-Fest YEAR.” “Oh what a time we had!” — Roseanne & Darlene
37 “You can't tell NAME what to do. She's a big girl!” [snarls] “Compared to who?” — David & Roseanne
38 “What kind of list is he/she making? Not that it's any of my business.” “A hit list.” — Beverly & Dan
39 [feeling for pulse] “I think he’s/she's dead.” [steps back] “Check again.” “I know how to count to zero.” — Roseanne & Dan
40 “What was the second thing you noticed about me?” — Roseanne
41 “Aw, get off the sympathy wagon, NAME; there were plenty of guys/girls standing in line for you to treat 'em like dirt. I was just the lucky one.” — Dan
42 “You are rotten rotten kids, and I can't even believe I'm related to you two!” — Jackie Harris
43 “You'll just do something stupid that you're going to regret later.” — Roseanne
44 “I'm your husband/wife. That's my right.” — Dan
45 [finds present] “You're not going to open it, are you? It's two days away.” “Yea! Well I need time to practice pretending like I like it.” [pulls something ugly from the box] “Oh man, I should'a opened it a week ago.” — Jackie & Roseanne
46 “Oh, this is going to be soooo great!” — Darlene
47 “What's the catch?” “No catch, can't we do something nice?” “I don't know, you never have.” — Roseanne & Becky
48 “Oh my God. You're kidding me!” — Roseanne
49 “Save your breath, NAME, you're not gonna talk me into dropping this lawsuit.” “Well, maybe I can talk you into begging for your life.” — Fred & Roseanne
50 “I'm way more powerful than any law!” — Roseanne
51 “Well NAME, I guess you're just not the man/woman I thought you were ... and I wasn't too happy with that one!” — Roseanne
52 “We should've known, NAME, men stick together no matter how butt headed their argument is.” — Becky
53 [about Person b and person c’s sex life] “You're kidding? You guys have a night?” “Yes, we have a night. It's not only Wednesday, but it's always Wednesday.” You have a time too?” “Yeah. Twenty minutes, or until he gets a cramp.” “Well, you should make him wait half-an-hour after he eats.” — Jackie & Roseanne
54 “Oh, c'mon. Just because you guys aren't having "Wednesday", doesn't mean he’s/she's out ... "Wednesday-ing" somebody else.” — Jackie
55 “What's the matter with you, boy/girl? Can't keep your pants on?” — Dan
56 “Damn women! Who the hell do they think they are!” “We are sugar and spice, and everything nice. So bite me!” — Dan & Roseanne
57 “Have you met NAME?” — Roseanne
58 “Gee, I'd love to NAME, but I'd rather stay home and drill some screws into my toes.” — Darlene
59 “Remember one thing, NAME, I'm your worst nightmare!” — Jackie
60 “You always say how you want better things for us.” “Ah, yea, but I was talking about me and your Dad. You kids already got it too good.” — Becky & Roseanne
61 “You are a controlling bitch!” — Dan
62 “Boy I'll tell you, I wish I had never m - -“ “What? Say it.” “Nothin'.” “Well that makes two of us.“ — Dan & Roseanne
63 “Ooohhh, we all know what this is about, don't we? You're just jealous because I've made something of myself.” “Yeah, an ass ... And where do you get that hoity-toity accent anyway? You're from PLACE!” — Ronnie & Roseanne
64 “I can't believe that I wasted TIME hating you for something as stupid as a wedding, when there's a very good reason to hate you. You're a bitch!” [gasps] “I'm a bitch? Hah! I bow to the queen of all bitches.” — Roseanne & Ronnie
65 “Look me in the eye and tell me it was an accident. And remember ... I can tell when you're lying.” “It was an accident ... could you tell?” — Roseanne & DJ
66 “I could go for something to eat.” “Yeah? Well, then go.” [motions toward the door] — Arnie & Roseanne
67 “You're going to flunk marriage if you can't pass the oral ... oh my God ...” “We know too much, we know too much.” — Dan & Fred
68 “NAME, where'd you get those jelly beans?” “From the bin at store.” “NAME, I told you, you gotta finish eating them while you're in the store, 'else it's stealing!” — Roseanne & DJ
69 “I never thought I would say this ... I'm too depressed to drink.” — Dan
70 “Let's just cut the crap, okay. You're talking to NAME’s mother here, the mother of all mothers and she is majorly mad.” — Roseanne
71 “NAME, NAME, NAME. I have raised two of the best damn liars in the free world. Don't embarrass yourself.” — Roseanne
72 “This is for the pain.” “Owwww. Make it a double.” — Nurse & Jackie
73 “I hate to see you laying here in pain like this.” “Well actually, ever since he/she gave me that shot, I'm feelin' kinda neat.” — Gary & Jackie
74 “I want someone who will love me and support me no matter what. Just like NAME does for you.” “Are you insane! You know how many years I had to put into NAME? You think he/she came out of a box like that!” — Jackie & Roseanne
75 “What do you think your punishment oughta be?” “What do you mean?” “NAME told me everything.” “That little rat.” “But I told him/her I wasn't going to do anything until I get your side of the story.” “Well first we, wait a minute, uh, uh --“ “You're getting good.” — Roseanne & Becky
76 “I worked it out with NAME, he’s/she's gonna stay here and babysit and I'm gonna go out.” “Why would he/she do that?” “I have dirt on him/her. “ “What kind of dirt?” “Now if I told you, I'd have to stay home.” [person a leaves] — Darlene & Roseanne
77 [Person A is acting like a hunchback] “I brought the baggage master, where do you wish me to put it?” “Just put it anywhere Igor.” “Maybe later you and me.” “We'll see.” You're so kind.” [ kisses hand] — Dan & Roseanne
78 [about child’s behavior] “NAME you did stuff like that when you were NAME’s age right?” “No, the boy's odd.” — Roseanne & Dan
79 [offering to the family] “Hey, I got one more pancake.” “I want French toast!” “Well, you better move to Europe.” — Roseanne & DJ
80 [Person A, angry, grabs keys and leaves the house] “Oh God. This is really bad.” “Yeah, I know.” “Oh no. I mean, this is really bad. I'm parked behind him/her.” — Jackie & Dan
81 “Yeah, I do. And we're not going to put him/her through that again, are we?” — Dan
82 [comes in through the front door] “NAME, you all ready to go?” [whining] “I don't wa-haant to-o-o-o! I feel like a used piece of gum that somebody stuck under the table, just waiting for the excitement of drying up and hitting the floor.” — Jackie & Roseanne
83 “You HAVE to take this job ... you're the only one that applied!” — Marsha
84 [grabs the syrup bottle and comes up behind PERSON B] “Remember me, NAME?” [look of terror] “Not Mrs. Butterworth ... please not Mrs. Butterworth.” “Remember how your brother/sister NAME told you how I came to life at night in the cupboard? Remember how I would chase you around even though I have no legs? Well I'm back and I just want one more sticky kiss!” [PERSON B screams] — Roseanne & Jackie
85 “I hope I see you later, I mean, a lot later.” — Roseanne
86 [after the birth] “I didn't call you any horrible names back there, did I?” “No more than usual.” — Roseanne & Dan
87 [about kid dressed as a lawyer] “That's the scariest costume all night.” — Roseanne
88 [going through the candy bowl] “This is all sugar in here.” “Not true, there're chemicals too.” — David & Roseanne
89 “You should be giving children the stuff their bodies need.” [gets fruit from the kitchen] “What the hell is that?” “Wait a minute, honey, I've seen this before, it's food that doesn't come in a wrapper.” “That's unsanitary.” — David, Roseanne & Dan
90 “Did you see the Great Pumpkin last night?” “No, NAME wore pajamas.” — Jackie & Roseanne
91 [discussing Person C] “She's rude and selfish.” “I know, but, inside she's just a ... scared little girl.” Yeah, and I know what's scaring her, the raging bitch on the outside.” — Dan & Roseanne
92 “I'll be back later to give you your present.” “Why can't I just open it now?” “I haven't bought it yet.” — Jackie & Roseanne
93 “And don't you ever feed my dog!” “If I get drunk enough, I'll fight your dog!” — Roseanne
94 “I really don't think it's wise for anyone in this family to be giving away livers.” — Beverly
95 “Say 'I'm not taking any crap from anyone'.” “I am ...” “Stop! It's not 'I am', it's 'I'm'.” “I'm not taking any... do I have to say the C word?” “Yes you do, NAME, because that's the most important word.” “I'm not taking any crap from anyone.” “That was good but are you serving tea, NAME? Get mad and say it.” [louder] “I'm not taking any crap from anyone!” “Good, now personalize it, make it your own.” [louder] “I'm not taking any damn crap from anyone!” — Roseanne & Doris
96 “Hey, where's my 'My other mug is a shot glass' mug?” — Roseanne
97 “Why are you gettin' so mad at me?” “Because you are making me defend NAME.” — Becky & Roseanne
98 “I am not sexist. I'm much too frightened of women to be sexist.” — David
99 “Get me a beer.” “Get it yourself, slob!” — Mark & Darlene
100 “I can't believe you're jealous over this.” “Why not? It's very typical of me.”
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