#i’m thirsty

[wonderthor]

y’all

gojo will smile sweetly at you and lean down to press a nice kiss on your drooling pussy before smirking up at you and spitting down on it

#fr tho #he nice #he mean #this is very important information btw #gojo smut #jjk smut #gojo thirst #jjk thirst #i need to go to bed #and do homework #but i will do neither #i’m thirsty #thirst #gojo #jjk #gojo satoru smut #anime #anime thirst #anime smut

[bijouxcarys]

Robert Plant’s Hands: A Saga

feel free to add to the collection💦

#70s #classic rock #led zeppelin #robert plant #robert plant thirst #robert plant edit #robert plant is god #robert plant’s hands #hands #I have a hand kink #look at those veins #look at those hands #I’m thirsty #this man #robert #robert pls #kill me #he’s beautiful

[tangyangie]

» strawberries and cream ☆

character(s): saiki k

genre(s): pure fluff

description: gn!reader, established relationship, picnic date so cute i kinda want to jump off the burj khalifa

notes: who needs requests when you’ve got your fake scenarios <3, also probably slightly ooc (sorry)

also, this is my first (official) post.. so i’m sorry if it’s a little short

i can’t believe i let you drag me into this.

“you say that like we’re committing a crime. is going outside really that much of a task for you??”

yes.

sighing, you grasped onto your picnic basket filled with lots of snacks and treats and held saiki’s arm as you both teleported to the picnic area.

“you’re too much, saiki.” you complained, spreading out the picnic blanket you brought with you.

why couldn’t we have just eaten this at home?

“because, saiki. going outside is good for you. now, sit.”

with an apathetic yet slightly irritated look on his face, he sat on the red and white blanket. you took out the plates and set them down, while saiki waited silently for who could be so amazing that he needed to exit the comfort of his home.

then, you took out what seemed to be the most scrumptious, moist, and luxurious cake ever.

is that-

“yes, kusuo.”

i’m convinced.

he sat alongside you while eating his cake and engaging in his signature sweet face. you set everything else in place and watched saiki savor your cooking.

“so you like it?” you asked hopefully.

did you make this?

“no, saiki. i bought it from an island in the pacific ocean that isn’t even on the map.”

he continued eating the cake while you had an amused look on your face.

you’re not funny.

“yes, i am.”

he exhaled slightly, but (internally) smiled at the fact he actually was enjoying this.

just as he thought it couldn’t get better, you pulled out two coffee jellies from the basket. almost audibly gasping, he quickly obtained one of the sweet treats from you, slightly eyeing you as you giggled quietly.

you both continued eating until you were full, and the sun was beginning to set. you scooted over to saiki, leaning onto his shoulder. you closed your eyes and wrapped your hands around him, while he leaned his head back and sniffed in the fresh air.

he ran his hand through your hair, relaxing his breathing as you both looked off into the sunset.

thank you, y/n.

“aww, does that mean you actually liked it?” you teased.

possibly.

you sighed and nuzzled into his neck, giving him a small kiss. feeling his breath hitch, you smiled and climbed into his lap. giving him a kiss on the forehead, you engulfed him in your arms, squeezing into his chest.

good grief. you’re so cringy.

“shut up and hug me.”

defeated, he wrapped his arms around you, exhaling as he snuggled onto your shoulder.

“can i give you a kiss?”

did have to ruin the moment?

“by speaking??”

yes.

“if it means i get to kiss you,”

slightly rolling his eyes, he pulled you back in front of him. smiling, you gently grabbed the sides of his face, leaned in, and kissed him.

“thank you for coming with me.” you smiled, returning to your spot next to him.

of course.

you knew he was difficult sometimes, but only you could bring out this soft side of him. maybe, just maybe, you could someday get him to lower his guard around everyone else too.

but, we’re a long way from that.

notes: if you see me going around and making changes to my whole profile and every post, no you didn't 💕

#saiki k x reader #saiki k #the disastrous life of saiki k. #tdlosk #hee hee #picnic date #coffee jelly #i’m thirsty #and hungry #i want food #x reader #live laugh love #reader fic

[urrone]

The new kiss animation for my fellow thirsty Halsin fans

#halsin #baldur's gate 3 #new kiss animation #it’s me #i’m thirsty #it’s halsin o’clock #if someone could gif this #i would be in your debt forever #Youtube

[gummy-sharks666]

[NSFT warning sorry 🫣]

#/copypasta #crack post #bakugan #bakugan battle brawlers #gundalian invaders #sid arkale #bakugan gundalian invaders #yeah I’m hornyposting again leave me alone #nsft #i’m sorryyyyy #I can’t help it ok #I need to be in a polycule with him Mason and Jesse so fucking bad #ohhhh I’m so gay #sorry i needed to get this out #i need him #i’m thirsty #thirstposting #I need him to beat the absolute shit out of me

[honey-bunches1345]

Namjoon is just-

#bts #bts namjoon #bangtan army #namjoon #look at joon #his smile #he shines brighter than the sun #the dimples #his eyes #the melanin #I’m thirsty #but soft

[tempest-toons]

Refreshing

#tmnt #Donnie #Donatello #Mutant mayhem #waterboarding #I’m thirsty #I’m thirsty refreshing #Teen titans go #audio #mug #water #teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles #2023

[anthrofreshtodeath]

Take me to Nantucket

#sasha alexander #i’m thirsty #🦞

[tommysversion]

Javi G is now one of my faves, I have major horny brain rot rn pls someone talk to me about it

#I’m thirsty #pedro pascal #javi gutierrez

[margaretencinos]

Love that brennan is comfortable enough around the queens now to do the tongue thing ™

#also him doing the tongue thing ™ in that makeup? #anyways #i’m thirsty #brennan lee mulligan #queens on a quest #d20 #dimension 20 #dungeons and dragons #monet x change #bob the drag queen #jujubee #alaska thunderfvck 5000

[cerritagrupninn]

If a hot priest destined for hell said “you’re gonna break my heart” while I had him pinned against a wall with a crucifix in his hand I would spontaneously combust. rip to annabelle but I’m different x

#i’m thirsty #is this a sin? #la by night #Adrian Clairmont #Annabelle Li #brennan lee mulligan #erika ishii

[endlessfighter]

@thechenfordship Don’t hide this in the tags… Oh my God!

you are absolutely right! It looks like she is about to open his button when he was leaning in for another kiss and she goes like “fuck it, kissing first!”

#omg #chenford #lucy chen #tim bradford #i’m thirsty

[lieutenantratte]

I am absolutely feral for Gale in this dress.

#baldur’s gate 3 #bg3 #gale of waterdeep #bg3 gale #doodle #pencil #i’m thirsty

[slashgod]

Izzy whimpering as Stede kisses the inside of his wrist, just above his leather covered hand.

#tricksterwrites #I’m thirsty #but like for actual water why is the kitchen so far away #Stizzy #izzy hands

[missmeasured]

Snape’s nose under your ear as he burrows into your neck from behind.

#thats all #i’m thirsty #missmeasured #severus snape #snaddy #snapedom #severus #snape

[splatoonlink]

dr pepper fandragon

#i’m thirsty #flight rising