#i wish ryan gosling was real

[doumakei]

"What a day, hm?"

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sorry donnie ur ai gf is no more #LOL🔥😝🤣‼️

AAAAAUURRHGRHRAUAUGAGHHHHH!!!!!! this took.. SO LONG!!! WHAT THE FUCK!!!

I was doing this since a month ago but then i watched lisa frankenstein and you know.. but whatever eat well yall

#rottmnt #rise of the tmnt #rottmnt donnie #rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles #bon'z art ^ ^ #rottmnt fanart #rottmnt donatello #rottmnt donnie x reader #rottmnt donatello x reader #rottmnt donnie x oc #rottmnt donnie x self insert #rottmnt oc x canon #rottmnt oc #rottmnt self insert #rottmnt self ship #bontello #ship name reveal. everyone cheer. #rottmnt bontello #blade runner #blade runner 2049 #self ship #i wish ryan gosling was real #spotify #cringe #this is dumb #Spotify #rise donnie x reader

[mrsducky]

LARS AND THE REAL GIRL 2007, dir. Craig Gillespie

#the way he slides his fingers under hers is so tender #in the script he touches his cheek afterwards :') I kinda wish they kept that in #lars and the real girl #lars lindstrom #ryan gosling #kelli garner #mine

[rosieestories]

ryan gosling is so hot i wish men were real

#ryan gosling #ryan gosling is so sexy #i love ryan gosling #yum #i wish men were real #happy new year #new year same ryan gosling obsession 💔

[rosewritestuff]

guess who's watching the gray man for probably the 50th time? yep it's your girl! gonna have to change my name to 'obsessed with sierra six'

#rose talks #the gray man 2022 #the gray man #sierra six #ryan gosling #PLEASE #i wish six was real

[thefaestolemyname]

After my Matt Graham phase as a kid I didn't pay attention to celebrities, didn't care who they were, didn't recognize the name of most of them.

But I have come to love Niel Gaiman, not because I've read any of his books, or have watched any of his shows, but because he is funny and kind on Tumblr, and makes his way onto my dash without me trying to find him.

I now have one (1) celebrity I am a fan of

#Niel Gaiman #Now of course it's not like I dislike Matt Graham now #He has come to an understanding of life we can only reach for #But I don't think about him much anymore #I guess I'm a fan of my favourite philosophers #But they're all long dead #I like Ryan Gosling #But in an objectifying way because I only know of him as his roles as fictional characters and it's okay to objectify fictional characters #I know nothin about the real man #But when the character he plays takes off his shirt #😶 #Same for that Witcher guy #There's controversy over the real guy actor but he can do what he wants I don't care I've never met him #I wish him well as I do all humans and consider him a spiritual sibling as I do all humans #But I don't know him #But I do know the witcher #And the Witcher is quite something...

[leviscolwill]

read your mind (smau)

pairing: ollie bearman x singer!reader

in which: ollie is his gf's most supportive fan and you're the most supportive wag (face claim: sabrina carpenter)

notes: my first socmed au ever !! this was so so much fun to write hehe, i don't know if it's too long or too short for this kind of story so lmkkk. also yn.fm is yourname.fm (bc music got it ? hahahahaha.....)

now playing: read your mind by sabrina carpenter (emails i can't send)

yn.fm

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yn.fm cooking a little something 👩‍🍳🤭

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user57 ALBUM SOON

yn.fm maybe, maybe not 🤭

olliebearman who let her cook ⁉️⁉️

yn.fm UR SO MEAN

olliebearman haha i love you

olliebearman

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olliebearman aaand we're back ! very excited about my first season in f2, many good things to come 😁👍

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prema_team Let's go Ollie !

yn.fm ROTY AWARD INCOMING

yn.fm I CAN'T WAIT FOR YOU TO WIN EVERY RACE

olliebearman who are you ?

yn.fm oliver answer the phone NOW 😁

yn.fm

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yn.fm SURPRISE !!! my debut album 'email i can't send' is dropping on april 27th 2023 💌 i'm so so so excited to share these stories with you, tell me which track you're claiming in the commentssss 🫶

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user44 NONSENSE IS ABOUT TO BE MY TOP SPOTIFY WRAPPED SONG I CAN FEEL IT

olliebearman good choice 👍

yn.fm stop influencing my babies 😡

olliebearman just appreciating their taste love 🤷‍♂️

olliebearman they're so not ready

olliebearman not our little secret anymore :(

yn.fm i'll share other secrets with u dw 🤭

olliebearman

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olliebearman so happy with this weekend's results! hoping for many other wins for the rest of the season :)

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yn.fm MY MAN MY MAN MY MAN

yn.fm 🐻celona 🤭🫶

yn.fm so leng

olliebearman stop this madness

scuderiaferrari Complimenti Ollie 👏

olliebearman grazie mille team !

yn.fm @olliebearman stop pretending you can speak italian on main

olliebearman @yn.fm you're about to get blocked

yn.fm

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yn.fm nonsense video out tomorrow starring my favourite boy ever !!!

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user98 the highway is looking rlly comfy rn

olliebearman i caught the l-o-v-e

yn.fm so corny

olliebearman ??? they're your lyrics

yn.fm no ❤️

olliebearman am i your favourite actor as well ?

yn.fm not you thinking you can top ryan gosling

olliebearman 😞

yn.fm

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yn.fm yk i luv a london boy !! uk tour starts tonight 😎

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olliebearman actually i'm from essex

yn.fm 'actually i'm from essex' 🤓☝️

olliebearman the british slander was a bit unnecessary

user68 i'm so excited to see you tonight xx

yn.fm i can't wait to see your cute faces my loves 🥹

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formula2 Bearman to receive post-Feature Race time penalty at the #BritishGP.

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yn.fm booo you whore

user15 ariana what are you doing here ??

user66 LMAOO Y/N ON YOUR PUBLIC ACCOUNT ???

user98 @user66 her pr team must be so tired

yn.fm literally underserved

user39 so real of you

user07 so sad about ollie's penalty, on his home race as well :(

olliebearman

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olliebearman i wish this weekend would've ended on a better note, but i'd like to thank everyone for the support there ❤️

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yn.fm so happy that i got to see you do what you love at your home race 🫶

yn.fm you were perfect ilysm

olliebearman love you ❤️

olliebearman

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olliebearman happy one year to the most beautiful, hardworking and kind person on earth. here's to many many many other summers with you my love

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yn.fm I LOVE YOU SO MUCH ARGH

olliebearman i love you more 😁

paularon_ @olliebearman eww

yn.fm my swiftie bf

olliebearman you basically brainwashed me into a swiftie but okay

yn.fm

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yn.fm happy anniversary to my lover, i'm so happy our paths crossed because i don't even know what i would do without you !! i love you more than words can say 🫶

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olliebearman my pretty girl !! i love you so much ❤️

yourbsf @olliebearman can i get her back now

olliebearman @yourbsf maybe tmrw

yourbsf @olliebearman it's been a week bearman 😐

olliebearman @yourbsf joint custody is so complicated with you

yn.fm @olliebearman @yourbsf HELLOO ??

#my first socmed au 🤭 #hope it's good #tell me what you think 🫶 #f1 x you #f1 x reader #f1 x y/n #f2 #formula 1 #formula 2 #ollie bearman #ollie bearman x reader #f1 imagine #f1 fluff #f2 fluff #f2 fanfic #f1 fanfic #f2 x reader #f1 #f1 blurb #ollie bearman x you #ollie bearman imagine #ollie bearman instagram au #f1 instagram au

[pupkashi]

movie nights

gojo satoru has developed a new weakness: romcoms

a/n: hi friends !! hope you are all well <3 just a quick little something I’ve been thinking of

wordcount: 1,138

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“okay give it one shot and i swear i will never ask you to watch a romcom ever again!” you’re pleading, seconds away from getting on your knees and waving your hands in the air, shouting a ‘please, please, please, please’ until he caves to your wishes.

“what’s it called again?” he’s sighing, already pulling the streaming app onto the tv as you’re grinning widely.

“crazy, stupid, love! you’re gonna love it i swear” you giggle, cuddling into his side as he run his fingers up and down your arm absentmindedly.

it’s only 10 minutes into the movie when you’re glancing at your boyfriend, biting back a grin when you see his eyes glued to his screen. you’re shocked when you hear a giggle from the 6 ft something man as ryan gosling flirts on screen.

“did you just giggle at ryan gosling?” you’re smiling and he only looks at you with one brow lifted. “you didn’t? it’s fuckimg ryan gosling” he emphasizes and you nod your head, “fair,” you reply settling back into his side as you two focus on the movie.

satoru is almost in tears by the end of the movie, a heartfelt smile on his face as he watches the ending unfold, giggling at the dialogue (or maybe ryan gosling).

“so what did you think?” you ask, grabbing the remote after the credits start rolling. your lovers unusual silence causes you to glance at him, bursting into laughter as you take in the pout on his lip and his expression of defeat.

“i cant believe i was wrong” he mumbles, “how can this happen to me, how could i be defeated?” he’s holding his head in his hands dramatically as you wheeze from laughter, squeaking a bit as you try to calm yourself down.

“does this make me the strongest” you laugh, shoving him lightly, his blue eyes narrow at you playfully, tackling you so he’s laying ontop of you, his bed resting in the crook of your neck as he’s sighing loudly.

“so what did you think” you smile, already knowing his answer. he’s not moving as his lips mumble against your skin, tickling you slightly and pushing him off you, “can’t hear you” you tease, satoru pouts a bit.

“it was amazing, it was real cinema” he sighs, his eyes screwed shut as he tries to force some tears out of his eyes.

“okay well what do you wanna watch now?” you ask, giving him the remote. satoru is quiet as he hands you the remote, not daring to look you in the eye.

“another one” he mumbles, trying his best to avoid your gaze.

“say that again?” you smile, there’s a shit eating grin on your face as he repeats the two words. “what happened to my satoru? the one who called romcoms the downfall of society?” you accuse, laughing as he rolls his eyes and gets off of you, pouting and sitting on the opposite end of the couch.

“people can change! I’m a changed man” he says, closing his eyes and crossing his arms over his chest. he still has a small pout on his soft lips, opening one eye to peak if you were staring at him, satisfied that you were he hugged once more.

“alright i believe you” you smile, moving so that your arms wrapped around his waist, squeezing a bit. “so i have like three other ones tied for second favorite of mine, let me show you” he’s paying attention to you now, eyes glued to the screen as you show him the previews for the movies.

“hm” he has a finger on his chin and his brows are furrowed, “i think i wanna watch 10 things i hate about you” you’re cheering as you press play, the two of you giggling to each other as you cuddle up, silent as the movie begins to play.

it had been only a couple days since that night, and satoru was off overseas on a mission, texting you more often than not and calling you anytime he could.

hey what’s the hbo password?

the sudden text catches you off guard, furrowing your brows as you reply, unlocking your front door.

*******

you can at least ask me about my day >:(

how was your day sweetheart <333 ??

the apple of my eye

my sweet sweet lover

you’re rolling your eyes, smiling and shaking your head at your boyfriends actions. curiosity gets the best of you, and soon enough you’re logging into hbo, going to satorus profile and your mouth is wide open.

Continue Watching: Confessions of a Shopaholic

you’re full on laughing, scrambling for your phone as you call your boyfriend.

“hi sweets can we talk in like… 47 minutes and 28 seconds?” his eyes flicking between his phone and the tv screen in his hotel room.

“why’s that?” You ask, your brow arched and suddenly he’s panicking a bit. “you’re too busy for me now? is that it?” your voice is stern and it’s taking everything for you to not burst into a smile.

“no! of course not sweetheart it’s just-” he’s pausing the movie, and you’re cutting him off before he can admit to his crimes.

“is it Rebecca Bloomberg? or are you too busy giggling over Luke? which is understandable by the way” you laugh, toppling over and wheezing as you see the utter shock on your lovers face.

“how did you- but- i can explain okay?” he’s speaking loudly, trying his best to save face and spewing all sorts of lies.

“-so when you think about it if i didn’t watch it the world would’ve burned!” he finishes after a second, you’re shaking your head at him.

“tell me what you think of the ending, I’m gonna make dinner and sleep, take care okay?” you’re saying your goodbyes as he blows a much too loud kiss to the camera.

when satoru returned from his mission he did what any sane man does. he walked into his home, kissed his wonderful, amazing, beautiful partner, order dinner for the two of you, and put on one of the movies he’d been dying to watch.

How to lose a guy in 10 days.

it was funny really, how many times you’d changed his mind on things he’d always sworn he hated. if anyone had told him he’d be in a stable loving relationship, watching romcoms deep into the morning he would’ve laughed at them in their face. if he’d been told he would like the way anyone cooked cauliflower or a variety of veggies he would’ve ignored them, calling them dirty liars.

yet there he was, watching romcoms with you until 4 am, having some dinner you’d cooked with a side of veggies that he absolutely devoured. and he wouldn’t trade it for the world.

#not proofread don’t k*** me plz #gojo satoru x reader #gojo satoru fluff #gojo x reader #gojo satoru imagine #gojo satoru one shot #gojo satoru drabble #gojo fluff #satoru gojo fluff #gojo satoru fanfic #gojou satoru x reader #satoru gojo drabble #gojo satoru x reader fluff

[renren-006]

Far away | Sierra Six x F!Reader

Summary: After being away for so long, Six wants to appreciate you

Paring: Sierra Six (Court Gentry) x F! Reader

Word count: 1544

Rating: Mature, 18 + Only, AU, smut, angst

A/N: Ummm omg thank you to everyone who liked the first one I did. I decided to write another to heal my heart. I hope you like it!!! 

Dedicated to all my Sierra Six, Ryan Gosling lovers

The apartment was colder than usual. Missing the heat from your fireplace but also missing the source of comfort you had come to be used to, your lover. The couch you sat on felt more like your friends, not truly yours. He had bought the couch of course so sitting there felt like the closest you were going to get to him for now. He had left in the middle of the night. His phone, keys, wallet, and even one of the spare gun you know he keeps in the closet was missing. You didn’t try to call, unsure of how safe it would be to do that.  Even now you wished you could call, just to hear his voice again after a month of him being gone. You knew he would come back, how could he not he did marry you? 

The two of you had met while he was on a mission. You however were in Paris on a holiday just soaking up the weather of Europe, as well as the pastry smells. You couldn’t remember what cover story he had told you at the time, only that he was strikingly handsome.  The two of you sat at that cafe in Paris for what felt like hours. You were the one that talked most of the time, letting him use the few words he seemed to have when you asked for his opinion or thoughts. While he was a man of few words he did strike you as the time to do other things instead of using talking.

 When the two of you had met back up in the States he took you on a date, a picnic. At first, you thought it funny, a man like him taking you out to eat on a picnic, but now that you knew what he did for a living you understood the hesitancy to take you on a real date in public. These dates happened a lot, him surprising you at your door only to take you out for a picnic with a home-cooked meal he made. 

Thinking back on the small meetings and the glances between the two of you helped the coldness of your heart settle. As the coffee in your hand warmed your stomach the rest of the house stayed cold. You didn't feel the need to turn on the fireplace, that was his thing to do. Weeks of him being away felt like too long. He often left for jobs but would return within a week or two, pampering you with kisses telling you how much he missed you or missed seeing you under him. Now, those words felt like ice, chilling your heart even more. 

The locks clicked. You glanced over at the door. The lights were off, only the lamp beside you shed any light into the glim apartment. There in the doorway stood your husband, ring glistening from the chain around his neck. You didn’t move, not at first. The light from the apartment hallway cast his shadow into the dimly lit home, you wanted it to be real, see his face and not just a shadow. For a moment you thought it was just your mind until the door shut, bags were dropped and he slowly walked over to you. The light finally caught on his face and seeing the different healing scratches and bruises made you burst into tears. Six stumbled over to you catching you in his arms.  

“Hunny?” He asked the softness of his voice rang through the apartment. Warmth suddenly filled the home you had been housed inside for a month. His hands combed through your hair. The tattoo on his hand caught your attention, drawing you out from inside your mind. 

“You left,” You said matter-factly. He nodded his head. 

“I didn’t want to, but they called in the middle of the night,” He told you, his other hand moving over his face, a nervous habit he had picked up. 

“Why didn’t you wake me up?” The hurt in your voice was ever apparent to your crouching husband who only wanted to see you smile again. He was gone a month, having finished the job only a few days prior but wanted to make sure he didn’t have a tail when he did head home. 

“Didn’t want to scare you”

“Scare me? Baby, it was scarier waking up knowing you went out there to kill someone or hijack some other mission, without a word or note saying sorry or I love you or be back soon..” Your rambled face was clearly distressed by the action your husband had caused, “Court you promised when we got married you would stop lying to me about what you do. I'm happy I know, makes me sleep better, but leaving without a word…that…I haven't been able to move”

“I’m sorry Hunny, I’m so sorry,” He said putting his hands around your waist and his head lending in your lap, he hugged your middle. Court Gentry did not cry, but here he was melting into your touch wishing he could. “Hunny I wanted to call but if they traced it and someone found you…I would never forgive myself”

“No one has found us, me, yet,” You told your husband, trying to calm the nerves you knew he must feel. He always had been protective, even before you got married. 

“What if they do?” He asks, looking up at you with tired eyes. You brushed your hand through his dirty blond hair, wanting to pull him in.

“Then we figure it out together” Yous supplied. “Come on baby let's get you cleaned up” pulling the tired man up from the living room floor.  You pulled him twords your shared bedroom and to the adjacent bathroom. After pulling off his clothes, and your’s well, you stepped under the stream letting the heat from the water warm you. When Court was finally inside the shower you grabbed his hand towel and coated it in soap and washed his body for him. Every flex of his mussel you could feel from under the rag, made your core heat up. Court noticed your look, the one of pure lust. You both had missed each other for too long and prolonging the inevitable was never his thing. His hands found your waist, rubbing circles into them. You shutter under his touch, the towel now forgotten on the shower floor. His hands roamed your body making you shutter even more under his touch. Court Gentry would do anything to make you feel good, and that was his mission tonight. He wanted you to feel how much he loved you, missed you. 

All thoughts went out the window the minute Court’s hands were on you. The roughness of his palms sliding over your smooth skin, the heat of the water falling off your back. His hands pushed you back against the tile of the shower wall, coxing your body to mold under his touch. You could feel your back arching into his hands, wanting more of him. His hands did their job, coxing your body to let out a moan. He knew all he had to do, was get you all wet and ready for him. He left you up, straddling his waist still up against the shower wall. His hands fingered your core, sending shock waves through your system. Straggled moans and his name left your lips, still wanting more. When you were ready, he finally filled you up letting your headrest agents the wall before his slow movements started. He went slow at first letting you take him in, then his pace quickened letting your orgasm come crashing over you. When the first one hit, Six didn't stop, no he wanted you to feel everything, and that meant to ride you out till you couldn’t orgasm again. Every missed moan, touch, and orgasm had Six reeling at that moment, wanting to wash away the sweat of the job with just you. You became his relief, finally knowing he was home. As your second orgasm came crashing over, so did his, filling you up inside and letting the sounds of your mouth fill his heart. The kisses he left on your body would stay there for a while, hoping they would never leave our skin. You wanted a constant reminder of him, whether that was on your skin, or inside. The two of you road yourselves out till the moans turned into struggled cries. He knew you were done, exhausted from the ride he gave you. He let you down, letting the hot water wash away the rest of his liquid. Once out of the shower he dried you off, taking special care of his girl. You loved it, watching him take care of you as you struggled to stand. He whisked you off after, throwing one of his shirts on you and tucking you into bed, sleep caught up to you as his now clothed self snuggled into your side.

“I love you forever, however far away I am” Court muttered into your ear. It was distant when you heard it, but that one thing allowed you to feel safe again and curled up into him to sleep for an eternity.

A/N: 

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Thank you for sending such a kind message!! I don't know if I would have written more if not for you so Thank you!!! 💚 @blackberries45​

#sierra six x reader #sierra six #i am so in love with six its not even funny #sierra six x you #the grey man #the grey man fan fiction #court gentry x you #court gentry x reader #court gentry imagine #court gentry

[frecklystars]

Something I think about a lot is Ken's emotions. Barbie experiencing sadness, crying, anxiety and fear are a huge deal in Barbieland. It's cause for concern and reason for her to go to the human world. Mattel doesn't want it either.

but Ken doesn't seem shocked to cry. He has plenty of negative emotions and it doesn't seem like it's a new experience for him. Him breaking down in tears can't be new for him if he reacts the way he does.

I wonder how long he's been like that.

Yes, absolutely. I've been meaning to talk about this, so thank you for bringing this up. I've thought about this myself for a couple of weeks now and I specifically want to bring up the very first time we ever see Ken on screen.

We see Ken cry twice in the movie, and he isn't shocked with himself at all the first time, but Barbie was surprised when she first cried because she wasn't used to experiencing an emotion that overwhelmed her to the point of tears.

Before Gloria projected onto her doll, Barbie had never been sad before. None of the Barbies have (except maybe Weird Barbie? I would be, if I was looked down on and separated from everyone else in the world because of an appearance I couldn't control). Barbie doesn't get sad, Barbie doesn't get embarrassed, Barbie doesn't get anxious or self conscious.

But Ken is plenty sad. Ken is plenty anxious. The first moment he's on screen, we see him on the beach, and he isn't happy. Screencaps won't do it justice, so here's a couple quick gifs I made...

He isn't smiling. This is BarbieLand, it's supposed to be so perfect, isn't it? But Ken's first appearance on screen already sets the tone of him as a character, as a potential antagonist (a word I use gently for his case). When we first see him... he's kind of bouncing on his heels a little, shifting his weight, eyes darting back and forth, looking for his girl. "Barbie has a great day every day, but Ken only has a good day if Barbie looks at him". Ken is already feeling anxious when we see him. You can already tell that he's going to unravel throughout the movie... that he could fall prey easily to anything that gives him a sense of power and control when he clearly lacks it here. Not power to control the world like most antagonists, but power over himself, power to control his own insecurities.

Moments later, Ken is afraid when he looks at those waves. A Lifeguard/Surfer Barbie wouldn't be afraid; she's Barbie, she can do anything. But he's Just Ken™. He's nervous. He's self conscious, everyone looking at him, the other Kens judging him. Barbie possibly judging him depending on how this goes ("Hey, Barbie. How much of that did you see?") Everything depends on Barbie. All of his emotions depend on Barbie. He genuinely, wholeheartedly, does not know how to Be A Person without Barbie. Anxiety, nervousness, these feelings aren't new. They are deeply rooted within him from the moment we see him. Barbies don't feel this way, but Ken sure does. Every day.

He experiences frustration when Simu's Ken does a flip in front of his Barbie. Jealousy, feeling like his own image is threatened... he feels like everything he does isn't good enough, whether it's for Barbie or for the other Kens.

The Kens constantly being at each other's throats, trying to show off around each other... Ken making a "double bet" with Ken, telling Barbie "you can't make me look uncool in front of Ken" -- he's already hyperaware about how other Kens may perceive him. He thinks Ken is cool. He wants to be cool to Ken, too. That alone shows that he lacks self confidence, how uncomfortable he is in his own skin. Er, plastic?

He's scared when Barbie is preparing to go to the real world. He feels left out when Barbie says "I wish someone could come with me" but she doesn't ask him, her boyfriend. He's twisting his glass anxiously, he's got that Ryan Gosling Brooding Stare™.

His lines in I'm Just Ken "Doesn't seem to matter what I do, I'm always number two", and "I have feelings that I can't explain, driving me insane" reveal up front that he's already experiencing these emotions that weigh on him heavily every single day. Ken has always felt this way, long before the movie's events.

I think it would be safe to assume that Ken has cried before this movie's events. It might be hinted a little, when he says "I'm a liberated man, I know crying is not weak". Though it could be possible that his first time crying ever was the scene where he's throwing Barbie's clothes out of her house and yelling, then sliding down to the floor. That could have been his first and we don't get to see an on-screen reaction to it, then the second time we see him crying he's already familiar with it. Or, he might have been too broken up to really care that there was water suddenly coming out of his eyes.

But I think everyone in BarbieLand already knows what crying is, since baby dolls have cried (babysitter Skipper crying while holding crying babies is an example they showed in the credits) so it's not so much that Barbie was surprised to feel tears coming from her eyes, so much as she was surprised that she was overwhelmed enough to feel something so bittersweet, so strong. "That felt... achy, but... good." So even if that was Ken's first time crying ever in his entire life, I still don't think he'd be surprised, because he's felt so many negative emotions on a daily basis, crying wouldn't be a shock when he's already feeling so broken and so frustrated with himself.

I also want to point out that even when he's crying, he is self conscious. Running and hiding his face, shouting don't look at me. Even Barbie wasn't self conscious when she cried in public at the park, when she cried in front of Ken and everyone else, when she cried in front of Gloria. Both times Ken cried, he would sort of curl in upon himself, face cast to the floor so no one could see him, or he'd be face down on the bed and then hiding his face in his hands.

You bring up a good point, how long has he been like that? How many times has he spiraled by himself? How much anxiety did he face on a daily basis without even being really aware of how normal it was for him?

#thank you for this message i fucking love talking about ken #and you know what i love more? ken sobbing uncontrollably #thank you god bless america #asks #anonymous #love notes #barbie movie #ken #💕 I'll fight for you!! - ̗̀🐎🏖️✨ ̖́-

[ken-dom]

I was just curious about what are your top three favorite Ryan Gosling movies and why?

Curiosity is very welcome here anon! 🫶

My top three favorite RG movies are chosen based on Goose Factor, character patheticness and overall film enjoyment combined.

I am still working my way through his filmography so might not have found another favourite yet, but for now I’ll choose these three (in no particular order),

The Nice Guys — Goose Factor: 10/10. Wet cat pathetic man Holland stole my heart, he’s SO sexy and incompetent and deeply sad. Ryan’s comedy skills were really showcased. And the film itself was one I could watch again and again with lots of memorable moments. One for when I need comfort for sure.

Lars and the Real Girl — Goose Factor: 10/10. Adorable, nervous, wholesome but slightly possessive, mildly pathetic Lars had me crawling the walls. Ryan was perfect in this role. The film itself is beautifully written, kept my attention throughout and so heartwarming. I worried it might be slow moving but boy was I wrong. In love.

Barbie — Goose Factor: 9/10 since it’s not really about him, although desperately pathetic but cute (and at times unhinged) Ken opened my eyes to Ryan for the first time and I’ll be forever grateful. Ryan was the perfect Ken; I really believe no one else could have done the role justice. People saying he’s not attractive enough are gross but that’s a point for another post. The film itself became one of my all time favourites the first time I saw it in the cinema. I cried three times both times I saw it and I still shed a tear ever time I hear the Billie Eilish song. I’m generally not a cryer and don’t enjoy films making me feel so deeply it changes me, but this was something else. It was an experience I’ll never forget. I’m so glad I live in a time where I can share this film with my daughters when they’re older, and to have shared it with my mother. I wish my grandmother could have seen it. I wish I had it when I was a teen.

Honourable mentions: Stay and Drive are now two of my favourite films too. Stay reminded me of my comfort movies (which are all early 2000’s horror from when I was teen) and Drive was visually beautiful, had an excellent opening sequence, was beautifully acted, and I could watch it a thousand times. His characters in both, and the films themselves hold a very special place in my heart too.

#sorry for getting so deep into it lol #ken-dom answers #ken-dom personal

[cordialsilence]

I just saw Barbie and that's your problem now (spoilers)

Dude. I. What the fuck (positive)

I just saw Barbie and bloody hell how did this movie ever get approved by Mattel (positive)

SPOILERS. LOOK AWAY IF YOU DON'T WANT SPOILERS. KEEP SCROLLING IF YOU WISH FOR THIS MOVIE TO REMAIN UNSPOILED.

For contex, "Barbie" singular refers to margot robbie, the main character. "barbies" plural refers to background/side characters. I understand why this movie broke ryan gosling.

Ok play by play:

I walk into the theatre, popcorn in hand. The isles are filled with pink. I am wearing pink. the lights dim. Its showtime

Primitive children play with primitive dolls. barbie appears. i wonder if David Attenborough directed this part of the movie

Present day barbie. Stuff from the trailers. hi barbie hi barbie hi barbie. Oh wait the song is the narrator that kinda cool

5 minutes in and its Trailers trailers trailers. I've seen maybe 5 lines of non-trailer dialogue

The "beach you off" joke goes right over my head. I still don't know if there was a joke there

dance time. holy shit the mood of summer (do you ever think about dying) happend real fast. Nice save Barbie

sour milk and flat feet

jesus christ we're at weird barbie's already. this is the plot I know from the trailers but we still have like an hour and 20 minutes left

Weird barbie made a dick joke. The theater erupts. they were not expecting that.

don't laugh at the sex joke don't laugh at the sex joke you are with your parents don't laugh at the sex joke.

Mmmmmk barbie in the real world. The undertone of violence during catcalling is addressed. yay!

Barbie loudly and bluntly announces that she does not have a vagina and that ken does not have a penis. They do not have genitals. The crowd goes wild. They expected that less.

In the spen of 2 minutes Barbie gets arrested. barbie gets objectified by police officers. Barbie gets the cowgirl suit. barbie gets arrested. Barbie gets objectified by police officers. Barbie gets released by police officers

barbie has meditation time and discovers the girl

ken takes a walk and discovers that the world is run by men

barbie and ken go to school. Barbie gets burned roasted eviscerated by sara (the girl whos been playing with her) and runs away crying. Ken discovers the patriarchy

Barbie gets discovered by mattel. Barbie gets chased through mattel HQ

The girl and her mom save barbie and go back to barbie land. it was actually the mom who played with barbie and made her because she was sad about her daughter being a dicky teenager.

ken has taken over barbie land

ken has instated the patriarchy into barbie land. the barbies are brainwashed into being mindless servants. the dreamhouses are now for the kens.

Barbie has a breakdown. Mom daughter go to leave barbie land

Barbie is rescued by weird barbie and taken to her house, the base of a resistance??? other brainwashed barbies are there. Weird barbie now wears grenades. Discontinued barbies and weird barbies are trying to unbrainwash brainwashed barbies. It is not working. Barbie is still having a breakdown.

Gay as hell ken exists

Mom and daughter are back. Barbie cries about how she isnt pretty and "stereotypical barbie" anymore. The air is thick and uncomfortable. The narrator announces that margot robbie was not the right person to deliver that line. tension dissolved (for now)

Mom goes into long and heartfelt rant about the patriarchy and expectations of women and jesus christ is rocked me to my core it was like every feminist tumblr post compiled into the perfect monologue about the struggles of being a woman in the best way possible. I can feel the uncomfortable men in the room. I can also feel the men in the room who are sad for women. you could hear a pin drop. The barbies become unbrainwashed as they realize the patriarchy sucks. Barbie is back.

Barbie and friends have mom give more (unheard ;-;) speeches and unbrainwash the other barbies in a way that calls out how men view women and sexist media tropes.

Holly shit is ken the villain of this movie

Barbies turn kens against each other so they forget about voting to change the constitution. Yes.

Kens have a war over barbies. They do not have weapons. Ryan gosling sings a power ballad. The kens unite.

The kens confront the barbies. President barbie drops a motherfucker bomb censored with a mattel logo. The crowd once again goes wild. Some of us go feral. I went feral.

Lost of deep conversations about the patchirarchy and sexisim and beuty standards and holly shit I though this was going to be a kids film but its almost unhinged kiss me greta gerwig

A Barbie and ken romance is not the answer for barbie or ken. Ken cannot compute this. A Barbie and ken romance is not the answer for Barbie or ken. Ken slightly computes this.

Barbie tells ken that he's his own person and he is not defined by his girlfriend or the patriarchy or beach (his job. no there is not context). cough cough this is the movie addressing toxic masculinity and how the patriarchy harms men

Barbie does not know her ending. Barbie meets Ruth Mattel. Ruth mattel is in trouble with the IRS for committing tax evasion. deep emotional scene. barbie learns sees what it means to be human. that billie eyelash song plays. Humans only have one ending, ideas live forever. Barbie "wants to be part of the people who make ideas, not the idea"

Barbie is in a car. Beige suit. Pink Birkenstocks. The mom and the girl wish her good luck. They will be here when she's done. Barbie walks into an office building.

"name"

"handler comma Barbra" (context required but its meaningful and basically barbies human name)

"why are you here"

"I'm here to see my gynecologist"

The end. The crowd goes feral. nobody moves as we wonder what the fuck just happened. We cheer.

Being the true Margot Robbie Stan that I am, I rise from my seat and think "what a ride"

I exit the theatre, grinning ear to ear. Perplexed. But grinning ear to ear. I do not stop grinning for a long time.

As I exit the theatre, me and my fellow movie-goers look at each other with a sense of fear, happiness, and that feeling when you wake up from a fever dream. I doubt I will sleep tonight as my brain processes this movie. I still don't really know what happened to Barbie. I'm perfectly ok with that.

Overall the trailers greatly mislead people and this movie was a wild feminist, feminist, feminist ride in the most fantabulous way possible. It touches on most social issues, makes fucking hilarious jokes, Barbie has several breakdowns and it truly feels like a giant "fuck you" to the patriarchy with Mattel's branding. Written by women, directed by women, produced by women. its perfect. It's not the most sophisticated piece of feminist media but its pretty fucking close and definitely the best mainstream one.

Hating the Barbie movie should replace hating cats as a red flag.

I loved it and I'm still processing it but it was great. Also how was something like this allowed to happen in hollywood. I don't care. it happened and It was perfect. I loved it and I'm making plans to see it again.

#barbie #the barbie movie #margot robbie #greta gerwig #feminism #spoilers #barbie 2023 #barbie 2023 spoilers #barbie movie spoilers #what the fuck #I'm shooketh #ryan gosling #ken #barbie doll #mattel #movie summary #movie suggestions #movies #in theatres #film #cinema #warner bros #feminist news #feminist media #barbenheimer #oppenbarbie #happy barbie day #barbie spoilers #barbie movie

[yyyyanyan]

Book Club: Project Hail Mary by Andy Weir

the stars aligned (I was a minute too late to sleep for the day on Pokemon Sleep) so I finished reading Project Hail Mary and holy shit

High points: aliens!!!!!! so much aliens so many aliens so many so many so many aliens. Rocky (the alien) is so fun too goddamn

Low points: Not into the amnesia bit (it felt too deus ex machina to me), kind of a melancholy ending

I am honestly so blown away by the aliens? like holy shit the aliens. just holy shit. aliens. I think Weir just does such a good job and it (as a science un-knower) it felt so believable to me. I love Rocky to bits and his language was also mindblowing to me?? I think that's the part of me that thinks linguistics is so interesting but I seriously could not imagine what an alien could be like (actually, before Rocky appeared on screen, I even thought the alien might look just like a human) much less think about how they could communicate. My mind was blown LOL

There were two major points where my heart absolutely DROPPED and honestly I feel like that says something about this surely? I'm tired af but I was still shook y'know? I'm literally scared of taumoebas lmfao and the way they're described as smelling gross and feeling greasy... ew!! I hate it I'm so glad I do not exist in a world where I know about real taumobeas :))))

My complaint about the amnesia is really just about how convenient it was. It was a good twist that I didn't see coming but I was also kind of like is this really possible with modern technology lmao? I guess who knows what kind of stuff the government has kept in secret but it was a little hard to just read it and be like oh yeah that seems legit.

I also feel like some of the side/supporting characters were a bit too much of a caricature, I guess? Especially DuBois (the sex discussion scene with Dr. Shapiro was SO weird) because I feel like it was framed as like, he is seriously legitimately this kind of guy and he's not playing it off as a joke, which I could have been amused by. I also wish Stratta had like... a little bit more development, I guess? She was giving me girlboss gaslight take no prisoners and I liked that she was strong and tough and would do anything to give humanity a chance to succeed, but sometimes she also seemed a bit like... a micromanager? Comparing this to The Martian (which I seriously love), I think that these characters had more defining traits but in the flanderization kind of way rather than actually being more developed.

The last thing I disliked was the ending :( it was actually a good ending lol but I felt a little sad because I wanted to see more of what happened to the Earth people and I kind of wanted Grace to go home too. On the other hand, he really did not have much attachment there and I felt like with their plans Earth would probably be okay, so it really was a good ending! but I am just an earthling attached to earth so I'm still sad anyways lol

Okay wait one more thing that I know wouldn't have made sense to have in the narrative: I wish we knew what happened to Yao and Ilyukhina on the way there. I remember there was a mention of the autofeeding thing possibly malfunctioning or something but they were going to stick backups because they were light? Actually my first theory was like an allergic reaction or something or like some machine malfunction, but I guess I'll never know. I felt sad when Grace dressed them and sent them out into space.

last note: Ryan Gosling is apparently going to be Grace in the movie adaptation??? But the cited article is from 2021 so... well hey if it happens I'll go see it I love his kenergy

#yy ramblings #yy book club #project hail mary #andy weir #reading time: 4 hours 7 mins

[skrrt16]

Today I want to talk about Blade Runner 2049. This movie was released in 2017 and we have another movie in 1982. I didn't watch the first one but i liked the one I'm going to talk about.(I wanna add that this is my point of view) (also the photos arent mine)

I decided to talk about this movie because many people recognize it for this scene:

But i wish they would talk more about the plot, characters, soundtrack, etc. cause in my opinion it deserves more attention .

We have this people called Replicants thay were a bioengineering project they were used as slaves and after some rebellions the project get prohibited. Someone gets the company that made them and makes more replicants . But as always humans sends someone to hunt them down and this people are called Blade Runner.

So we have Officer K (Ryan Gosling) that works as a Blade Runner. He goes to a farm looking for some clues and finds someone and when jebis about to "Retire" him this person tells him that he in fact ks a replicant. When he is about to go he discovers a body of a replicant and after some analisis in the headquarters he discorvers that the Replicant had a baby (which they shouldnt be able to) and so the movie goes on about the movement ,selfdiscovery and K searching for the kid that was born from that replicant.

I really liked the movie cause you get lost in the story and the ambiance. It gets a little bit boring at somepoint but you get to understand everything at somepoint. I loved K (Ryan Gosling) he was trying to do his job but like still you can understand him . His sadness his confussion his character is really great. K wasn't like your normal "i will do whatever i want to do in this futuristic city" but more like a "i just want to go through the day". The scenes he had with Joi (his holographic girlfriend) you could feel how he felt. Like he just wanted to be with her in real life as much as she wanted to be with him. I liked how they connected the story with the first movie and how they explained the things. In my opinion BladeRunner wasn't just a movie of a futuristic city and being a detective but more about how far can one go for his job or for curiosity and how cruel can the truth be.

I loved the ambiance it felt different? The city, the desert, the abandoned buildings, the farm, the place full of trash. It was great cause it made you have a sort of knowledge of humans situation in 2049. The soundtrack was the cherry on top. I love the style of the music and it gave you the chills while listening it.

Really if you can watch this movie I recommend it

#blade runner #blade runner 2049 #movie review

[footnoteinhistory]

You saw both??? How was it!? Did you prefer one movie over the other?

I did watch both! We saw Oppenheimer at about 2:30-5:30, got snacks and debriefed, then Barbie from 6:30-8:30! It was awesome, definitely a long day but I didn't think it was too much and I'd rather spend eight hours at the movies than at work 🤷‍♀️

Obviously very hard to compare them but I really loved both! I've been cramming American Prometheus all week so I was really looking forward to Oppenheimer and Christopher Nolan fuckin killed it—I wish I'd been able to see it in IMAX but even in standard digital it was mind-blowing and loud and gorgeous. The cast was crazy, Cillian Murphy embodied Oppenheimer in a way only the best biopic actors can. Matt Damon was hot, which is a new emotion for me. I felt the three-hour runtime but even then I didn't mind it too much. Several moments that made me gasp, both visually and narratively.

Barbie was super fun and funny and tbh it made me cry several times! The "one film is devastatingly, terrifyingly existential, and the other is Oppenheimer!" joke is pretty tired by this point, but Barbie was much more complicated than I expected! Or, I knew it would be deeper, but it was interesting to see what and how Greta Gerwig did it. At times very uncomfortable to watch! Incredible sets, Ryan Gosling was amazing, fun to hear a full audience laugh so much. Definitely a few parents who brought younger kids thinking it was a children's movie! It is not!

I've already been in sort of a hyperaware "I am alive, I am a real person, this life is really happening, other people exist, I am so scared" state of mind lately and BOTH of these films absolutely hit me like a truck in that regard!

#ask #anonymous

[svblimes]

Super interested to know what your top three Ryan Gosling movies are and why!

i'm not much of a top three person since i'm really indecisive but i'll list the ones i'm most fond of! 3. blade runner 2049

i'd be lying if i said it wasn't mostly because of the cinematography... but i loved ryan's portrayal of K. his performance helped me easily empathize with him being a replicant looking to be something more than just a tool. the first movie, to me, was more about making the audience assume all replicants are evil. (this was probably intentional anyway but i like analyzing things). plus i think K is badass.

2. lars and the real girl

as someone who grew up with social anxieties and is somewhat quiet and not very touchy, i related to lars a bit. plus, i think it's rare for a movie like that to have an entire town come together to support a young man's delusions because they love him. i thought that was really wholesome and i wish there were more people like that in the world. it really makes you sit down and think for a while.

ryan's performance as lars was incredibly realistic and i appreciate his efforts so much when it came to that character.

the nice guys

i'm a sucker for comedies and i love seeing ryan in comedic roles so much! the movie itself flowed nicely and it kept me engaged throughout. it was a serious situation but lighthearted and fun, which i love. russell crowe is also a gem here, i love healy.

i love characters like holland march. pathetic, silly guys who have good intentions.... yeah. he's a clumsy doofus and i love him for that!!!! i also feel bad for him, i want to pat his head and tell him it's ok.

obvious mention: barbie

barbie is one of my favorite movies ever. i loved the cinematography, the messages, the characters, the sets, the HUMOR, everyyythiiiinggg!!! with ryan playing a himbo, it was so over for me. i love ken i love him i love him man GRAAH!! also, another silly little guy like holland. :]

#.inbox #like i said i'm indecisive and there's too much to choose from #thanks for asking !!!

[seeminglyseph]

In general I’m not *really* Canadian patriotic. The main thing is just like “no there’s a difference between Canadian and USAmerican and it’s frustrating to be bunched together by people who can’t tell the difference.”

That being said, if an actor is from Canada I automatically like them better. Simu Liu, Paul Sun-Hyung Lee, Tatiana Maslany, Kiawentiio, Elliot Page, Nathan Fillion, Sandra Oh, etc… I just like. Give them more chances. Like yeah Ryan Gosling is currently the darling of many and one of the most famous men, so sometimes Canadians break through, but Hollywood is an American industry and I do root for the Canadian a little more than USAmericans in that industry.

Yeah, Hollywood exporting a lot to Vancouver and Toronto helps so any name from the Prairies or Territories gets a little extra “woo!” from me. Congratulations from making it out of trades hell. I think She-Hulk probably was terrible but Tatiana Maslany is a fucking amazing actress and if Marvel and Disney tanked her career with that after Orphan Black and Perry Mason that’s fucking devastating.

I keep hearing people are over Simu Liu and like. Mostly it’s probably because he went from Canadian TV star to Marvel Superhero in such a short time he’s kind of bad at handling the stardom. And I also think I would be bad at going from “a guy to superstar” that fast. It seems like Disney is not giving decent PR managers to their stars anymore and that’s a fuckin’ problem. And I would point out which ones seem to have the worst time with it, but it might be a bit like conspiracy. (It’s not the Canadians, specifically)

I am feeling a little loopy and was watching a video and found out someone was from Alberta and that prompted a brain spiral that’s all. There wasn’t a real point to this… sorry. Maybe I am patriotic but my patriotism is just… a kinship with people who live similar lives? I don’t know what patriotism means. “I wish this place was better because I know there are good people here who deserve to live good lives and I wish we stood a better chance”???? Is that patriotism??? Trying to make the place you are better????