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drake?

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#Easter #Christianity

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In honor of the Ides of March, my favorite Tiktok

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happy ides of March

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knife png to click and drag for your tumblr stabbing needs

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You can only reblog this today.

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Happy Valentines Day! Here are some Accursed Vampire Valentines for you and your vampire valentine.

also the second Accursed Vampire book will be out next week so you should buy it and be my valentine.

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Valentine's Day is the best. As the patron saint of bees and beekeeping, celebrating St. Valentine helps remind us to always cherish the complex interconnections between us and the natural world, and what better creature to represent those wonders than the humble bee, a tiny yet vitally important pollinator, a creature both feared and adored, who lives in its own little society that is so different than our own yet still holds commonalities--architecture, family, even dance...

...Wait, that's not what Valentine's Day is about? Then what the fuck are all these flowers for

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jesus didn’t cook. he brew

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“You know me better than I do so why didn’t you stop me” is so Judas Iscariot coded

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For @pinkishflowersilverycoin

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Dropped this horror on my Instagram story today and thought I’d share…

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Jesus/Judas this, Jesus/Judas that. What about the other ones? What about the other biblical relationships we can make queer?

I just discovered the existence of David/Jonathan (as in King David and the son of King Saul) and it's soo good, I dare say even better than JeJu.

There's a good chance no one talks about how Eve and Lilith should just ditch Adam and live together (or maybe I just couldn't find it yet).

It seems like the focus is always on the New Testament stories and people forget the Old Testament ones besides Genesis, Exodus and Noah's Ark.

(yes I fell way too deep into the bible fandom and I do not regret it)

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you want me to find jesus? the thing that made a perfectly sane group of people fit into this template?

3 pixel close-ups below but don't look at them too long they're messy