#i was just like

[verityandcourage]

Going from watch Leverage redemption to watching the Librarians is so surreal. It's like? the soggy little lawyer man? is defusing two bombs at once? and being competent?

#I was just like #gobsmacked #leverage #the librarians

[acewardcullen]

I actually can't even explain why I like Twilight. I just do.

The vibes have an inexplicable and irrevocable hold on me.

#my irl friends and I discussed twilight today #i was just like #but the VIBES #I'm too lazy to add the 'makes no damn sense. compels me though' meme #twilight renaissance

[theworstfangirl]

Was I the only one who kept thinking Honest has a huge opportunity there with Kalim and Leona? I kept being like: "Do you have any idea who you've got here. You want money right? Their families are crazy rich - Leona is royalty - just ransom them! JUST FUCKING RANSOM THEM, OH MY GOD- I mean, I obviously don't want you to do that, but show some common sense my good criminal!"

I hope there's a bit after Kalim and Co have saved the day with the power of friendship and incredible violence or something where Honest finds out who Leona is and what family Kalim comes from. I will be very disappointed if I never get to see his face when he realises what he let slip through his fingers.

#twisted wonderland #stage in playful land #honest fellow #leona kingscholar #twst leona #kalim al asim #twst kalim #I was just like #do you not know #DO YOU REALLY NOT KNOW #it's just so ironic I cannot-

[dirtytransmasc]

god I hate tiktok fandoms, I mean tiktok is bad enough on its own, but jesus you join a fandom on their and it's like you have to give up your intelligence to get in.

I can spell, sound out, sugar coat, and simplify the most basic things, and someone will miss the point.

like I know the kids couldn't do much to save spider, I can even acknowledge that there wasn't much for Jake to do either (don't really agree, but I'll acknowledge it just for the sake of keeping my head), I was just trying to say that it's really depressing how much spider went through for the Sully's for them to almost completely forget about his existence within a few weeks of him being kidnapped in front of them.

I wasn't even saying the kids should have done something, nor that they were somehow evil for not thinking about him, I get trauma like that's rough and for them to run and move on makes sense.

I was just trying to point out how hopelessly and completely alone he was, cause he wasn't even in their thoughts.

I spelt it out, and it wasn't enough.

I and one person try and justify them doing nothing, by saying he went back for Quaritch, cause yes, obviously the result of their inaction justifies said inaction, how could I be so daft.

I had another saying that Lo'ak making one comment about spider right after he was taken made my whole statement fall apart. another saying that Jake cared, but only when Kiri needed to be consoled, and again, that nullified my argument (not that I was even arguing).

like media literacy is so bad these days, I can't, I can't do it anymore.

#tiktok is a hellscape #and I hate it #like I wasnt even arguing #I was just like #hey this is sad #and then everyone was on my ass in 2.5 seconds #like please calm down #avatar 2 #avatar the way of water #spider socorro #miles socorro #miles spider socorro #I have and made clear I have no qualms with the kids #that I'm really jsut pissed with jake #and now my notifications are gonna be ruined for the next 2 weeks

[themortyshowdown]

Istg I need more Pocketmortys' bbys there

I need Sailboat Morty or Car Morty OR I'LL DIE

sigh i shouldve asked who to put beforehand 😭

#rick and morty #i was just like #mortys

[meekswillinherittheearth]

WAS THERE ANY DRAMA THERE?? im dying for the gossip lmao

okay real talk, when you're the only girl in a group of boys, there is always drama.

big issue is a lot of people were confused who i was with before meeks and i started dating. some people thought i was dating him, some people thought charlie and i were together, i even heard someone think that knox and i were a thing (!?!?!?)

this started a thing where people assumed i was some kind of slag and it took quite literally forever to clear that up

#📖. asks #shiftblr #shifting #shifting realities #dead poets society #dps fandom #dps #steven meeks #charlie dalton #knox overstreet #it was a time for sure #i was just like #i love charlie and knox but #no thanks

[sushiikando]

just saw full ass tittys on my home page I did not consent to this

#it was a bot of course #i was just like #that one blinking gif #they posted in the amongus tag #which is really funny #ii found it cus they tagged it with pokemon black and white?? #dreadful

[entityredacted]

On Killing a Cornflower

Or Flower husbands s2 angst

Some things: Poisoning, betrayal, blood, domestic murder

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Scott lay in bed, running his hands slowly through Jimmy's hair. His husband was still asleep next to him, even though it was well past 3pm. Maybe staying up until the early hours of the morning to watch shows together had consequences. Who would have thought.

"Jimmy?" Scott whispered.

"Mhn.."

"It's late, we need to get up."

Jimmy groaned, rolled over and sat up. He blinked several times in the dim light and yawned widely.

"I'll make breakfast," he said. He got up, disappeared out of sight down into the kitchen. Scott followed after a little while.

Scott thought there was something weird about the omelette Jimmy had made, it tasted strange and he couldn't quite put his finger on what was wrong with it.

"Jimmy made it," he thought to himself.

"He probably just put the wrong spices in."

After they were done eating, Scott stood up, but as soon as he did his stomach twisted painfully as if something was stabbing him from inside. He was so distracted by the pain that he didn't notice the way Jimmy was looking at him, it was the same way a lion looks at its dying prey.

The pain got steadily worse and worse until Scott could feel something forcing its way out of his throat. Something that tasted like iron and stained his shirt red as he coughed it up. He felt dizzy and it was hard to stand up, he fell into Jimmy's arms and clung to him. Jimmy didn't try to catch him and didn't wrap his arms around him to support him, he just stood there, staring at Scott. And then it clicked.

Scott clung to Jimmy, feeling his warmth and his heartbeat and his own sticky blood on his shirt.

"W-why?" he croaked, tears staining his face as he felt his stomach twist and force more blood out of his mouth.

"I thought you loved me?"

"I never wanted you, Scott," Jimmy whispered. There was no trace of regret or sorrow in his voice as his husband slowly died, still clinging to the lover that had betrayed him.

"I wanted Chromia. You don't have an heir, so it'll be mine."

"You just- *cough*- used me?"

Jimmy didn't answer but the silence told the painful truth. Scott felt weaker by the second, he couldn't hold on to Jimmy for much longer.

"Jimmy?" he whispered.

"I-if I'm going to die, can I ha-have a last wish?"

"What is it?"

Scott trembled, unable to form words for a moment, then he said:

"Pretend that you love me. One more time, please?"

Jimmy again didn't answer, but he wrapped his arms around Scott and they sunk to the floor together, Jimmy holding Scott and looking down into his eyes, which he was struggling to keep open.

Jimmy silently bent down and placed a kiss on Scott's forehead and that was the last thing Scott could feel before he lost consciousness, falling into a sleep he couldn't wake up from.

#mcyt #empiresblr #empires smp #empires fanfic #empires fic #empires s2 #empires scott #empires jimmy #scott smajor #dangthatsalongname #jimmy solidarity #solidaritygaming #flower husbands #i dont know anything about poison btw and im not gonna pretend like i do #i was just like #hm. what would be dramatic as fuck? #and went from there

[thelasttime]

You know Lorde take 173738 years to come out with an album (affectionate) but what did you think of solar power

i bought a ticket to solar power tour, hated the album, sold my ticket

#asks #asking you this* #anonymous #ok i didn't hate the album #i was just like #lorde....what is this #i should've gone to that tour tbh i kinda regret it now bc i could've seen melodrama songs being performed but yeah #i do like some songs

[thezangoosler]

ok, i haven't read that much junji ito, pretty much just tomie. and i love tomie. but i just read this one little ig short story by him? i think it was called my dear ancestors? basically it's kinda like human centipede if junji ito did it. you can read it for free on imgur bc someone uploaded it. i think i should warn though that if you're sensitive to any freaky imagery, especially that which includes bugs of any kind (it's really just like a caterpillar but like just in case if), there's also mild gore and i think that if you're sensitive to things like rape or sexual assault or forced pregnancy or forced marriage or anything like that you probably shouldn't read it. it was kinda actually so horrifying actually

#i had to take a hot second to recover actually after the ending #i was just like #sitting there in silence #i paused my music n shit lmao #genuineky #that's one of the most disturbing things i've ever read ever i think? #idk it shouldn't even be that bad #i don't know why it got to me so bad #ily junji ito <3 #junji ito #my dear ancestors #junji ito my dear ancestors #junji ito manga #horror manga

[scimitar-and-longsword]

Someone just liked a post of mine from 2021... It is a VERY heated post about fandom drama and it was one of the last things I posted before I stopped posting on here regularly.

Lol like what were you doing THAT deep in my history and why THAT post?

#i mean its fine #its still up obviously #i was just like #what is this post this person liked?? #oh god 😳😅😂 #lolo rambles

[magitekelite]

✦ @sanguinesocierie :    " witchling ... " fina drawled, a long nail dragging up the girl's cheek & pinching the flesh. it was a twisted form of affection. she immediately latched onto terra at first sight. with a coy tilt of her head, garnet gaze narrowed. "please, let's go away together! why sully yourself with these ... undesirables." ( the children. the poor children in mobliz )

a thin line presses against the esperkin’s lips , contemplative eyes watching the slender digit that seizes its claim upon her cheek , face motionless to the 𝙿𝚁𝙸𝙲𝙺 and 𝙿𝚄𝙻𝙻 as lilac hues eventually rise up to meet the other’s fierce gaze .  ❝ fina . ❞  this girl had a penchant for visiting her as of late ; terra could not say why .  did she consider her a friend ?  was it simply their commonality as spellcasters , magic innately gifted and taken form in the flesh that they wear ?  or is it something else that she has yet to decipher ?

𝐓𝐇𝐄𝐑𝐄 𝐖𝐀𝐒 𝐀 𝐋𝐎𝐍𝐄𝐋𝐈𝐍𝐄𝐒𝐒 about her that undeniably tugs at terra’s heart , but her volatile energy casts a long shadow against the survivors of a ruinous town that thrive despite all odds .  duane and katarin are uneasy whenever the girl appears , and though the children seem oblivious to the potential harm , some of the 𝚆𝙾𝚁𝙳𝚂 that she said ... ... bears 𝙱𝙴𝙰𝚁𝚂 𝚁𝙴𝙼𝙸𝙽𝙳𝙴𝚁 𝙾𝙵 𝙰𝙽𝙾𝚃𝙷𝙴𝚁 , one of whom terra would not anywhere near the children , her friends , or any of the people under her protection .

❝ i told you , fina .  after kefka is defeated , i’ll go with you , i’ll go wherever you want to go , if that’s what you want .  but only for a little while .  and these are my children , fina .  my place is with my children .  so don’t say such horrible things , or i’ll —— i’ll get mad . ❞

#ic ✦ * : ˚ ୨୧ ｡ . #sanguinesocierie #wor ; 𝙛𝙧𝙤𝙢 𝙩𝙝𝙖𝙩 𝙙𝙖𝙮 𝙤𝙣 ... ✦ * : ˚ ୨୧ ｡ . #ans ; 𝙡𝙚𝙩𝙩𝙚𝙧𝙨 𝙛𝙧𝙤𝙢 𝙢𝙤𝙗𝙡𝙞𝙯 ✦ * : ˚ ୨୧ ｡ . #!!!! #my reaction when i read this enjee #i was just like #😱 😱 😱 😱 #HER CHILDREN #SCREAMING

[all-about-the-tea-parties]

WHY WAS NO ONE GONNA TELL ME BUGGY IS DEKE!!!!!

No wonder he steals the show!

#I was just like #this actor feels familiar I wonder if I’ve seen him before #and then! #FREAKING DEKE SHAW #one piece #honestly this is his magnum opus lmao #AoS

[toriistorii]

Me: Yeah on Tumblr we celebrate the Ides of March. Because of Julius Ceasar's assassination

My mom: Oh yes, celebrate a man getting murdered

Me: ...Mom it was over 2000 years ago. I think it's okay

#why are you offended??? #actual exchange i had with my mom #i was just like #i will NOT tell her the absolute uproar that went down when prince philip and queen elizabeth died lmao #or how much everyone here wants to behead billionares

[you-have-been-frizzled]

what weird phase did you go though at 8-11

you know poisons, pottery, murder mysteries, crypids, witches, demons, fairy’s, Vampires, ancient gods .etc?

#fairies murder mysterys and the holocaust #in that order #i aslo used to make soups in our yard #they where potions but we where not allowed to call them that #also our yard was 90% #so we where always making pottery #it cracked when it dried #and oh so many fairy safe houses #the holocaust was 11-14 actually #but it need to mentioned #i was just like #WOW THATS HORRIBLE #better learn about it so it doesn’t happen again #at ELEVEN #no my mom wasn’t happy #i was too young for that #*our yard was 90% clay #I FORGOT THAT WE WOULD USE THE CLAY AS WAR PAINT #it was mostly me but i’m the oldest and they copied me #i was also obsessed with native american culture #i just thought they where so cool

[howdoyousleep3]

my mom and aunt agreed to come up and watch the girls for our anniversary weekend while Husband and i rent a hotel room and go for drinks and dinner and brunch and i can tell you rn i am going to put my birth control to work lmao

#personal #my husband tag #my beans tag #i was just like #‘i made drink reservations and figured we could go to the hotel room early and maybe bust out a quickie’ #‘no wait no we should drag it out let’s just almost fuck and then go’ #poor husband lol #he was like ‘christ 😮‍💨🫠’ #i want to look cute!! trying to figure out what to wear