#no thanks

[thexoelove]

#me #no thanks #sike yes please✨ #summer love #fine wine #she a very pretty girl

[rivenantiqnerd]

I think pierced ears and earrings are cool and all, but I’m not a fan of wearing earrings all the time because they allow the evil god of change and war and destruction to influence your thoughts emotions and actions and prevent the god of safety and peace and preservation from helping you and giving you extra superpowers and letting you share references to your favorite book series.

#pierced ears #earrings #ear piercings #it’s mistborn #I’m talking about mistborn. #And vin. #mistborn #vin #hemalurgy #cosmere spoilers #cosmere #hero of ages #Like they allow the god of destruction to control your soul? #no thanks

[watchyourbuck]

Oliver saying “we see everything” (Buddie related) in an interview,,,, sir I hope the FUCK you don’t

#i uhhhhh #no thanks #some shit I rather keep inside the community you feel me #as in #the other insane mutuals and I #buddie #911 fox #911 #eddie diaz #evan buckley #911 tv show #evan buck buckley #buck x eddie #buck and eddie #911 abc #911 on abc #oliver stark

[aroaceaunt]

#asexual #aromantic asexual #aro #ace #aroace #valentines day #no thanks #aromantic

[kitschandretro]

Oh please, no, let's not bring it on.

#vintage ads #vintage food ads #christmas #retro christmas #no thanks #1950s

[k-i-l-l-e-r-b-e-e-6-9]

#no thanks #meme #not interested #eternal life #bible #Christianity #memes

[thepeopleinpower]

source

“companies that ‘support’ israel” …no idea what they meant by the use of quotations here but…

Yes, boycotting is a legitimate form of protest, for reasons both ethical and tactical.

No, boycotting colonizers who are committing genocide in the name of the Jewish people is most certainly not antisemitism, in fact it falls in line pretty well with Jewish values.

Ffs. Why do I even google things anymore.

#free palestine #anti genocide #boycott divest sanction #divestment #boycott israel #boycott disney #boycott starbucks #boycott for palestine #no thanks #free gaza #gaza genocide #free sudan #free drc #free syria #free congo #free kurdistan #jews for palestine #palestine will be free #occupied palestine #protest for palestine #intersectional activism #activism

[irfrenchfries]

Hi i made u something 😘

"Your microphone's a turkey baster, Ford."

"Oh no, this only looks like a turkey baster. It's really an audio-video-olfactory recorder I obtained in dimension..."

The follow-up:

#no one wants this #but i made it anyway #ford pines #toby determined #sketches #gravity falls #fanart #no thanks #outfit swap #felt cute might delete later #somebody got a glowup #and also toby's there #do you think if ford became the razzdazzler bill would have left him alone

[impishglee]

whenever adults talk like it is an inevitability that as you age your social world will naturally shrink to revolve around your nuclear family/romantic partner and the bonds you have w/ your friends will lose precedence and this is normal and healthy and fine i just feel such profound dread

#no thanks

[jeansworld16]

Tbh I prefer the marauders fandom more then I like my friends

#marauders era #jegulus #wolfstar #sirius black #james potter #remus lupin #marauders #regulus black #dorlene #my friends #i don’t like them #no thanks

[secondbeatsongs]

Hello! I'm Julie from Cariona and I just want to ask if you're interested in doing ads/promotions here on Tumblr? If yes, how much do you charge per reblog?

For proof of legitimate promotions, you can check @catchymemes, @sulfatto, @isnt, and many others.

Website for reference: http://cariona.com Over 200 five star Facebook reviews: https://www.facebook.com/carionaproducts/reviews

Please feel free to respond here or reach out to us on [email protected] for more details! Thank you once again and have a great week!

absolutely fascinating that you decided to send this as an ask, when you also DM'd me. unfortunately, you may realize that this was a mistake - you see, asks can be responded to publicly.

so, allow me to respond:

hi, Julie! I'd never heard about Cariona before, so I decided to go poking around, and I learned something!

well, I learned a few things, actually. from your site, Cariona seems to be a small business that sells reusable menstrual products. and while I will never advertise a product that I haven't used, there's nothing wrong with wanting people to promote your company.

I have, however, found a few problems.

the first thing I found was this post by @crafiet from May 12th of last year, saying that shortly after making a purchase on your website, her debit card info was leaked, and used to make facebook ad purchases.

it seems that at least back then, your payment system was insecure. I'm really hoping you've fixed that, because. yikes.

and when I messaged crafiet to ask if it was okay if I linked to her post, she also mentioned that even though your website says you ship from Georgia, her package came shipped from China, and took a long time to arrive.

that's pretty sketchy.

the next thing I found was some folks talking about receiving cards with their orders that have a QR code on them with the words "Scan For God's Message To You", and that on the other side, have this bible verse:

O God, thou art my God; early will I seek thee: my soul thirsteth for thee, my flesh longeth for thee in a dry and thirsty land, where no water is. Psalm 63:1

fun fact! that's from the King James Version (which I have a lot of thoughts about, but I'm not going to get into that right now).

additional fun fact! that particular psalm is from that time David fled to the wilderness because Jonathan's dad was trying to kill him.

and that's why I have to talk about the verses that follow it:

(ID in alt text; link to the NIV version if you want it)

so...are we like 100% sure it's god that David is thinking about here? because...I mean...that's pretty horny, right? and all of this while on the run from his boyfriend's dad?

I'm not saying anything, but like...¯\_(ツ)_/¯

it's a weird verse to choose for this, that's all.

anyway, back to you, Cariona: after seeing people talking about the bible verse cards, I decided to poke around your website more, and allll the way at the bottom of it, finally found your "About Us" page, which ends with this:

...look. there's nothing inherently wrong with being christian. but to say "we do not wish to impose any beliefs on our customers", and to then put bible verse cards in people's orders? that's sneaky, and I don't like it.

I also think it's a bit sneaky that you've flagged your tumblr account as pro-trans on shinigami eyes. at least, I assume you flagged it yourselves, because I didn't find a single post on your blog that mentions trans issues.

(though you have, entertainingly, reblogged some stranger things fanart, and a castiel cat cosplay)

and while your website uses very gender-neutral language, your "About Us" page doesn't say anything about being inclusive of trans people, just that you don't "discriminate against anyone who has a different belief than ours."

unfortunately, that's not good enough for me. I have this sneaking suspicion that "trans people are the gender they say they are" counts as a "different belief".

lastly, since you say on your website that people can message you asking about your faith, I had a friend do that!

baptists. you're baptists, which is a pretty conservative denomination.

and according to you, part of that 10% you donate goes to your local churches, and some missionaries. who are also probably baptists.

so.

in the end, I just...don't trust you? I don't trust that the 10% you're donating is going to organizations that aren't homophobic or transphobic. I don't believe that you're not trying to impose your beliefs on others, because that's what you're obviously doing. I mean, your "About Me" says that one of the reasons you built this company is to spread the gospel.

and I especially don't like it that you reached out to me (an openly queer person) for promotion without mentioning that you're an evangelical company.

so to answer your question, Julie: no. I am not interested in doing ads or promotions for you on tumblr. and honestly, you probably picked the wrong website for this kind of thing.

#asks #carionausa #cariona #additional info for the record: #my friend told me they did say they donate to some environmental stuff #like maybe wwf they thought? #but from the wording they weren't sure #and also another charity called #Connecticut Quest for Peace #which I couldn't find out much about #it doesn't have a rating on charity navigator #but the posts I found about it on tumblr are all...mmm #very religious in nature #and no judgement if that's your jam #but it's not my kind of thing #so #no thanks #I don't like the idea of promoting a company that gives money to the baptist church and other religious organizations #I just don't #sbs rambles #and I couldn't even find much information about cariona besides this #no business registered in georgia under that name so #who knows #I wonder...hmm #if I was just looking at this information #with no other context #with the errors on the website #and the shipping from china #...I wonder where Cariona _is_ based. #or if it is in georgia - what name is it registered under?

[i-am-aprl]

Download No Thanks App now

#palestine #gaza #free palestine #israel #no thanks #jerusalem #i stand with palestine #فلسطين #free gaza #israel is a terrorist state #israeli war crimes #boycott #boycott israel

[1hellofacookie]

Listen. I tried, ok?

This Barbie was distracted

Or

Hockey stops? I thought they looked different.

Yes, it's doctor Barbie.

#BEFORE YOU POINT ANYTHING OUT #I was lazy. i know there are inbetween panels missing #theyd make the action more smooth yes yes ikik #and yeah the colouring is ass but fuck it #thats so much work and they were at godawful angles #no thanks #Im still learning how to do comics #this is an attempt #do w it what you will #my art #barbie #barbie 2023 #hockey au!! #ice hockey!barbie #barbie brainrot #barbie movie

[daytaker]

greetings from clown anon, adored the fic very silly <33

i apologise if i’m filling up your inbox but may i ask for an mc that’s a mortician? that or is just desensitised to death and knows a lot about it, like i imagine whenever the brothers in early season 1 used to do like very specific threats mc would be like “uh actually that’s not how that works” essentially acting like a bit of a smart ass completely glossing over the actual threat

thanksies in advance (´∀｀*)

Clown Anon MCs - [ Clowncore MC | Death-Fixated Science Geek MC | LeVeyan Satanist MC ]

(I'll be real I have no memory of the specific threats and I was too lazy to go look for them but I will follow along the lines of the prompt anyway.)

I'm going to do this one in bullet point form. Hope that's okay.

(CW: a bit gross at times. not quite gore.)

Now I Am Become MC, Destroyer of Worlds: A Death-Fixated Main Character in Obey Me!

Read below the cut.

They're extremely curious about demon anatomy. And not in a kinky way. They want to see how similar the structure and layout of demon organs are to human organs. They want to get full body X-rays when those wings and tails pop up. They want to get it on video when they appear and disappear. Because what the fuck. Yeah, yeah, they get it, magic exists, but still, what the fuck?!

They fully expect Beel to keel over and die one day from overeating. There is no way any single individual can consume the way he does and survive. They're actually hoping that if he does, they'll be able to carry out the post-mortem and see what exactly was going on with that stomach of his. I mean, yes, they'll be very sad he's gone, but at least he'll have died as a martyr to science!

Dead shadow hog? Taxidermied. Dead fire newt? Taxidermied. Dead devil zebra? Brought home, dissected, taxidermied. The brothers don't really like to go to their room because of the constant dizzying stench of formaldehyde that comes from it.

Sometimes they'll just sit and stare at one of the brothers. If asked what they're doing, they'll simply say, "Observing." Reactions to this range from Beel's "Oh, okay," to Levi's "I'M GOING TO MY ROOM AND NEVER LEAVING FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE."

So Solomon's immortal, is he? How immortal, exactly? Is it just that he'll never die from old age? Could he die of a disease? Surely he could die from injuries, right? Has he tested this? Can they test it? Please?

....Please?

Wait, wait, wait. Satan came from where? How? Why? What the hell? Lucifer, take your shirt off, they need to do some investigating. Satan, you too. Lucifer, show them your back. No scars? Not even from ripping your own wings off? Hm. Satan, do you have a bellybutton? ...That's weird, you definitely didn't need an umbilical cord. And you're saying he came out full-sized? Stop telling them it's magic! Magic is just science that people don't understand yet.

Actually, all of you get in here and strip, this has been a long time coming. MC needs to figure out what the hell is happening here.

Why not?

Pleeeease?

Satan, let's talk about one of your murder mysteries! They do this exactly one time, and never again because MC kept interrupting to point out plot holes and inconsistencies. It was so annoying. It kind of ruined the genre for him for a little while.

Leviathan, MC wants to ask you about how you survive underwater. Levi--- Hey, where are you going? Levi?

They write their paper on comparative anatomy of demons, angels, and humans. Diavolo gets a little queasy after the first page and gives them an A. He doesn't want to read the rest, he trusts they did a thorough job.

#obey me #obey me hcs #dthc #hcs #obey me headcanons #obey me mc #ask response #clown anon #this turned into science geek without a filter mc but i think it still works #none of the brothers are dating this one #nope #no thanks #they'll pass #obey me lucifer #obey me levi #obey me satan #obey me beel #obey me solomon #obey me diavolo #lucifer #levi #satan #beel

[ongawdclub]

W o r d T o T h e W i s e

#being the same #is deadpan #no thanks

[realgrumpycat]

#grumpycat #grumpy cat #the daily grump #cats #cat #catsofinstagram #catlover #catlife #dailygrump #thanksgiving #no thanks #thankful #november